No, no, he got away with it.

[Russkie]

Its a bit hard to understand (for me, at least), but turn the volume up a little and listen carefuly. Its a really well made joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbUSGOAa-Zc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seXAPJnynRA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhkm6sgPdtk&feature=related

[justblazze]

i do not understand what he is asying but it is funny

[Dolly]

I have no clue what he's talking about.

[Russkie]

From what I do understand, a man is informing his friend of another mans death. The reason its funny is how this man (who died) got so injured, that when he finaly did die, it was a from a bullet.

[Dolly]

From what I do understand, a man is informing his friend of another mans death.

Here I thought he was talking about his days in World War II.

[soulten]

Okay I got that, that was pretty funny. I like the reason why he shot him.

[Russkie]

Like I said, I too had a hard time understand what he was talking about. But after a few tries I got it. I'll summarize it as best I can.

Man1: Whats the matter? You look shocked?
Man2: Dave is dead.
Man1: How?
Man2: His brakes on his car didnt work, it crashed into a stone wall, he went flying into a building, and the glass from the ceiling fell down and cut him all over his back.
Man1: Oh... what a terrible way to die.
Man2: No, no, he got away with it.
Man2: What he did was, he tried to get himself up by grabbing onto a part of the wall, and it collapses and smashes him right through the bedroom floor.
Man1: Oh, what a way to die.
Man2: No, no, he got away with it.
Man2: He gets up, his foot goes through the floor board, he grabs onto a water heater, and the water spills all over him, and smashes him down through the floor again. (this is obviously a 3-4 story building)
Man1: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Man2: No, no, he got away with it.
Man2: He gets up, stumbles about in the kitchen, slips on some water, his head plunges through the wall into a light fixture and get electrocutred.
Man1: What a way to die...
Man2: No, no, he got away-
Man1: Hang on a second! How the hell did he die?!
Man2: Well, I shot him.
Man1: Why the hell did you do that?
Man2: Because he was wrecking the f***ing place!

[analogZero]

hahaha, oh doug the head. ya, he's talking about how a man died. carcrash shot through a window, chandelier and wall fall on him, then some water thing falls on him and sends him through the floor, onto the banisters of the stairs, they break and pin through his chest into the ground, he gets up and puts his head through the wall into all the electrical work, gets electricuted with his feet in the water...then he's shot. english english is pretty shitty english I guess.

[Suki]

hahahah I couldnt understand what he was saying so thanks russkie for the translation, haha it is indeed funny xD

[animex09]

ok, i was kindda lost intill i read russkies explenation. i couldnt understand a word he was saying in the video

[mszjay14]

lool i didn't understand what he said but....russkie translated it...that's pretty funny...lol

[Mugen]

From what I heard, I got a little lol out of it.

[Holly-Sama]

Thanks for the translation! Nice one.

[Axe Man]

that was funny. really good joke I liked it.

[Dolly]

Thanks for the translation. Great joke!

[lemonek]

Gosh ! same here. Now, question. Is that british english?

[Russkie]

Gosh ! same here. Now, question. Is that british english?

I believe so, but I'm not familiar with accents.

[carolyn07]

...hahaha!,.nice man!,.hes so funny!,.♥

[Alucard666]

yeh it was funny..hard to understand what hes sayin tho

[Mugen]

I believe so, but I'm not familiar with accents.That's a cockny accent. (London)

[Russkie]

I've found two more videos and decided to add them...

[Magicbird]

Even with the translations I still dont get it....
It was funny though.

[amerikajin]

how do you not get it but still find it funny?...how do you not get it?