A kids guide to cooking (without a stove)

[stanmarsh]

hello and welcome to my guide to cooking (without a stove) ask me questions how to cook with out a stove and i shall answer including cooking ramen, eggs, tea, and many more

[Ryuuzaki]

How the hell do you cook tea?

[stanmarsh]

ok you get water i dosent matter wat kind i suggest cold water its easyer i know it sounds wrong but its not then put the tea aggs into it and cook it and it takes a god aweful long time but it works

[Ryuuzaki]

ok you get water i dosent matter wat kind i suggest cold water its easyer i know it sounds wrong but its not then put the tea aggs into it and cook it and it takes a god aweful long time but it works

That's not cooking tea. That's putting tea in water and letting it steep.

And how to you figure you can cook an egg without a fricken stove, anyway?

[stanmarsh]

take a bowl and pt the egg into the bowl and cook it for 1 minet or more how ever ur microwave is (it will pop dont be scared thats how it cooks)

[Ryuuzaki]

take a bowl and pt the egg into the bowl and cook it for 1 minet or more how ever ur microwave is (it will pop dont be scared thats how it cooks)

Ooookay. Sure. More like it'll explode and you got a mess and half an egg to eat.

Btw, I wasn't being serious about any of the questions, I just wanted to see how you responded. I know, I'm an evil little kitty.

[stanmarsh]

lol i hope this actually helps people i had to learn all this on my own and i forgot to say the biggest step of the tea pt it into the mc

[Holly-Sama]

It is possible to make scrambled eggs in the microwave. I've actually done it before and they were pretty good to be honest. ^^

[justblazze]

how the hell can u do that put it is the sun or something hmmmm idk

[stanmarsh]

no just put it in the mc

[Ryuuzaki]

how the hell can u do that put it is the sun or something hmmmm idk

FAIL.

Read the thread. We be talking about the microwave.

[stanmarsh]

microvaves are the bes couse my mom dosent let me use the stove when shes gone

[Russkie]

Got any tips on human flesh/organs?

I'm always open to learn new recipies.

[stanmarsh]

well n0t human but i do specilize in zombie

[Russkie]

well n0t human but i do specilize in zombie

Why in the world would I want to eat a zombie? I might as well eat a bullet, either way its suicide.

[stanmarsh]

yeah but anyway guyz i kinda being srs actually ask me things to teach u how to cook in a microwave

[Ryuuzaki]

yeah but anyway guyz i kinda being srs actually ask me things to teach u how to cook in a microwave

It's not hard to "cook" things in a microwave. Ya sorta just put whatever you want heated in, push a few buttons, wait, eat.

[soulten]

Could you cook hamburger without a stove or grill?

[stanmarsh]

u got meh there

[analogZero]

so this is just a 1970's microwave cookery class? the answer to all possible questions is: put it in the microwave and press 'on'.
seriously though, why not promote making good food that rewards the tongue? Plus tea is a delicate drink. throwing a bag in water and forgetting it in the microwave is rape in a cup. (sorry, I fn like tea)

[the_ginger]

dude gets some raman and some string beads and last knights hamburgers and chuck it inn

[Mugen]

dude im a chef and i finde this stupid

Don't mock till you rock it, sir. :dance:

[zato]

dude gets some raman and some string beads and last knights hamburgers and chuck it inn

never had either of the two !!

[Lince]

Can you bake a wedding cake without an oven?

[a2ng0d]

This thread is pretty pointless. I thought it was going to be something creative; but if the answer to every question is a microwave...well it's fucking pointless to even make the thread. This could easily be an avatar or a signature: COOK SHIT WITH A MICROWAVE OVEN IF YOU DON'T WANNA USE A STOVE.

[xXWENWENXx]

cooking with microwave is wasting electricity>_>

[carolyn07]

...wow!,.

nice thread!,.

im learning lots of stuffs!,.♥