good come backs sayings for girls when guys are flirting with you.

[saprintha]

hahah i got this off from yahoo answers and i thought it was pretty cool. let me know what you think. and guys don't be offended. i thought it was really funnie. but really i would only use this for people who are strangers to me, so again don't feel offended. if there's anything wrong, let me know.

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that’s why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: I'd rather die than see you naked.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to I
Woman: Really? I'd put F and U together.

[soulten]

Those are funny, if only I could use them instead of them being used on me.

[saprintha]

Those are funny, if only I could use them instead of them being used on me.

heheh yeah...i wonder if they all really work.

[Ino]

Lol, those are funny. I like the Alphabet one.

[Anime_Dude]

haha those are funny...sucks for us guys though lol^^

[saprintha]

haha those are funny...sucks for us guys though lol^^

i know huh...i guess you guys just won't have to try those then.

[SinXxX]

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
That's a good one right there. Too bad, I just heard it right now.
Man I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
Lol.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
I was kind of...silent...

[Ryuuzaki]

LOL I love that last one. Great job on them, I now need to watch out on them and use different pick-up lines (if one at all). xD

[Anime_Dude]

i know huh...i guess you guys just won't have to try those then.

haha yeah,got to come up with new ones^^

[2nd legacy]

hahahaha those are funny but it sucks for us guys..lol

[Holly-Sama]

Wow. I love those.

xD

[Magicbird]

lol i was just on a differant fourm and i just saw those in someones sig...
good job finding them though n_n

[mszjay14]

those r seriously funny!! Ii haven't laughed that much in a while...i should use them >=D

[LoKiWorlD]

HaHa
OMG that was crazy...priceless absolutely PriceLess!

[meraychan]

funny n i love dem...^^

[alsharid]

Lol, Those were funny I liked the second 1

[kokoro-ran]

those are realy funny i think i well use them some guys need to hear some good words
thanks poor guys sorry for you dont use them change your metodes
muhahahahaha

[Dolly]

Very funny.

[Nina-chan]

xDXDXD

I laughed at those. ^_^

[badluckcat]

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that’s why I don't go there anymore


^^ funny :)

[Inulove17]

Aww love those!!! Especially these two!!



Man I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you



Though I do feel bad for guys who use these and get the same reponses. :)

[justblazze]

o that is a lot of help thxhttp://www.animefuel.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=831&pictureid=8541 lol not

[saprintha]

LOL I love that last one. Great job on them, I now need to watch out on them and use different pick-up lines (if one at all). xD

haha thanks!

[salmeria]

really funny....XD

[Suki]

haha these are cool XD now I need to find someone to try them on.. :P

[zato]

hahah i got this off from yahoo answers and i thought it was pretty cool. let me know what you think. and guys don't be offended. i thought it was really funnie. but really i would only use this for people who are strangers to me, so again don't feel offended. if there's anything wrong, let me know.

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that’s why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: I'd rather die than see you naked.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to I
Woman: Really? I'd put F and U together.

Omg haha what a laugh ... thanks for posting this u made my day haha

[saprintha]

Omg haha what a laugh ... thanks for posting this u made my day haha

hehehe...your welcome!:cute::cute:

[Ryuzaki]

that's funny saprintha, but there are still others to use...

[Mugen]

hahah i got this off from yahoo answers and i thought it was pretty cool. let me know what you think. and guys don't be offended. i thought it was really funnie. but really i would only use this for people who are strangers to me, so again don't feel offended. if there's anything wrong, let me know.

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that’s why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: I'd rather die than see you naked.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to I
Woman: Really? I'd put F and U together.

That's pwnage. Ego destroyer!!

[saprintha]

that's funny saprintha, but there are still others to use...

hahah yeah i know. but at least you cant use these.::D:

[pager]

those lines just prove one thing one night stands arent worth the effort

[saprintha]

those lines just prove one thing one night stands arent worth the effort

hahaha...::D:, you could be right.

[Unknown]

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that’s why I don't go there anymore
Man: Well, you're here now.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down
(Got me there :l)

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.
Hmm.. (I'll pass on this one)

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
(I'll pass on this one too, lame.)

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
(Pass)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you
Man: Stalker...

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: I'd rather die than see you naked.
(Pass)

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man: Great, I love traps!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
(Pass)

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to I
Woman: Really? I'd put F and U together.
Man: I'd also put O and K together.

[Here, "fuck you" can also mean to have sex.

Meh, I didn't give them much thought. Wonder if some of you can do better. :l
inb4, you suck/lame/fail etc..

[mmelisaa]

man, the woman is cruel...
but still, it's good to be a girl and be able to use those on weirdos. ^-^

[Mugen]

Meh, I didn't give them much thought. Wonder if some of you can do better. :l
inb4, you suck/lame/fail etc..

This isn't 4chan.

[Unknown]

This isn't 4chan.

This post made it clear that you don't know 4chan. :l
I suggest you to "LURK MOAR" before making such a statement.

[Mugen]

This post made it clear that you don't know 4chan. :l
I suggest you to "LURK MOAR" before making such a statement.Fair enough, but this site isn't the hate machine of the internet, sir.

P.S, no meme's!!!!

[carolyn07]

...bingo!,.

ive got lots of words to say to those flirt guys!,.

really hate them!,.

so instead of snobing them,. ill used those from now on!,.hahahaha!,.♥

[AnimeAtack]

Ewww those are one of the worst pick up lines. I read them, the come backs are halarouis ,but honestly I just walk away or say "GET LOST".

[Axe Man]

lol not bad kinda funny lol I wish someone would say one of those things to my bro when he tried that kinda crap lol.

[Russkie]

Why say anything? Why not just totaly ignore the guy?

And if he happens to be a persistent terd, then just introduce him to your home made shiv.

[Waste]

Russkie, you ignore the guy once he's given you a smart arse comeback to your comeback,

[Russkie]

Russkie, you ignore the guy once he's given you a smart arse comeback to your comeback,

And what if I dont deem him worthy enough to even look at?

[ronave182]

hahaha... so funny

[Waste]

And what if I dont deem him worthy enough to even look at?

Then look away as he speaks, give your smart arse comeback, then when he gives his you...ignore him.

[saprintha]

lol not bad kinda funny lol I wish someone would say one of those things to my bro when he tried that kinda crap lol.

haha really? interesting. your guy's comments to my post just makes me laugh, but i admit, those comebacks are good..

[mszjay14]

those r juss too funnii!!

[Nikindy]

Awesome my friend Cammeh has more like that... there awesome!!!

[AnbuItachi]

~.~

F U Lmao!!!

[strike7785]

OUCH!!!!! That would hurt if anyone said that too me

[Nikindy]

oooooo I got some

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I think you're the best looking girl here.
Girl: Well, I better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?

(For any Pickup Line)
Girl: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

[saprintha]

oooooo I got some

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I think you're the best looking girl here.
Girl: Well, I better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?

(For any Pickup Line)
Girl: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

hahahaha! those are funnie. i like the heaven one and the approach one.

[partyprobe]

Your Mother

[Dragon_Of_]

how hard is it to just say "sorry, i'm not interested" why do people have to be assholes about it?

[animex09]

how hard is it to just say "sorry, i'm not interested" why do people have to be assholes about it?

i agree, ide be truly inberesed if someone said something like that after i complement them. why not just take the complement then say your not interested istead of being a smartass

[xXWENWENXx]

heheh..lol
i feel sorry for de man

[Anime_Dude]

how hard is it to just say "sorry, i'm not interested" why do people have to be assholes about it?

yes i also agree

u know guys have feeling too...:eyes:
girls can be really hurt full some times*sniff*

[shadow16]

thats funny i love those