jokes

[justblazze]

::D:::D:i wrote a book with a pen named bic, do you no what the good side of crack is? if you're up at the right hour, you can get a vcr for$1.50 . you can furnish your whole house for $10.95. that was my joke you tell me one.

[Ryuuzaki]

I do believe there is already a thread exactly like this, however I'm not sure. Also, stop making these types of threads. You don't even reply to 'em.

[Silverleon]

I do believe there is already a thread exactly like this, however I'm not sure. Also, stop making these types of threads. You don't even reply to 'em.

How did you know what i was gonna say? XD

[mszjay14]

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?

[Mugen]

Here's one: (some of you may have heard it)

A man is walking with a pole over his shoulder-

-A man across the road spots him and shouts, "Are you a pole vaulter?"-

-The man with the pole replies, "No, I'm German, how did you know my name was Walter?"

xD

Here are a few Scottish stereotypical jokes:

Copper wire was invented in Scotland- two men fighting over a penny.

My dad woke up to see if he had lost any sleep.

My dad dropped a penny, he went down to pick it up and it hit him on the back of the head.

:P