Pitch your Movie Ideas

[Koopaking]

So I was at the movie theater last weekend. And I realized, movies tend to kind of... suck. So I went and played around at Toys R Us and Wal-mart instead.

I'm getting tired of cookie cutter movies. They suck. Generic action film. Generic horror film. Generic movies. They all are getting tiresome. And they keep making them. Because people still go see them. How the hell is a film like "Disaster Movie" even being allowed to be released? These things are stupid. They don't make many truly great movies anymore in fear of deviating from the formula and losing some box office revenue. (Wall-E and Dark Knight, 2008's best movies. They are excluded!)

This is one reason why I love anime so much, because it has new and interesting themes and stories that are radically different and innovative.

So... what kind of movie would you like to see hit theaters? Pitch your film ideas.
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Here's my movie pitch: Tentacle Monsters from outer space come to earth to awaken the great Cthulhu from his slumber in R'yleh. The almighty tentacle overlord is awakened and he and his army of tentacle creatures launch a head on assault on the internet. It's up to Bruce Willis and his sidekick Jimmy Carter to dress up as samurai and save the internet, one site at a time.

INTERNET: THE MOVIE
Starring Bruce Willis and Jimmy Carter. Special appearances by Star Wars Kid, Tay Zonday, Demon fox, and Rick Moranis.

Rated R for harsh language, cyber violence, and graphic depictions of tentacle rape.

[Ryuuzaki]

Okay! Here's mine! Now, since I don't go to movies, like...Ever..I have no idea if this has been done, but I've had this idea for a good while now.

Now, it's a horror (of course), but not like your hack-and-slash type movies, it's more of a suspense and mind****ing (you all should know what this is...). See, it starts out a normal party and all, then some really freaky shit happens, and it seems one way! but it's not what it seems. O.o;; You throw in a little bit of mind****ing and BAM! Ya got my movie.

Now, as for what it's called and who's in it, I have no idea. However, I do know that it would be rated R, for mind****ing, language, RAPE.

[mszjay14]

the disaster movie is kinda like the spartans....they really r crappy..... i guess they're just desperate 2 get some loot (money)....i wonder how much they spent on that =|

well...i've always loved scary movies!! but none really scare me much.....there is no scary movie in the world that can scare me....so mine probably wont be as scary

there's this haunted house and the ugly ass woman lived there for like about 60 years.....but she still kinda look like she was in her 30s.....there high school kids go there and spread rumors about it and stuff.....everyone that comes in never goes out....all their bodies r like down in the basement...this little girl that was like 13 came in with this huge machine gun.....well maybe this is crappy..... i jus randomly made this up jus now lol.....