Bad, Good, Best

[Silverleon]

Well, this is almost like the Good, bad, worse game, only that you start with something bad and find the good side, for example:

1st person-Bad: You fall of a cliff
2nd person-Good: You finally get your wish of flying
3th person-Best: you remember you have a parachute

ok then, now that that's settled, let's start.

I'll go first:

Bad: You got Stung by a Poisonous Scorpion

[ricecake]

Good: You dont puff up right away

[Lince]

Best: You figure out you have an immunity and are able to create a vaccine because of it.

[ricecake]

Bad: your body starts to mutant

[Lince]

Good: It mutates in a good way and makes you superhuman.

[ricecake]

Best: You turn in to a huge ass Scorpion and fight godzilla and win LOL

[analogZero]

bad: you have hemorrhoids.

[Lince]

Good: you survive and recover perfectly.

[saprintha]

Best: you are immune to it and never got it again.

[Unknown]

Bad: You're Tom Cruise.

[FoX66]

Oh god! that's bad!

Good: You're rich.

[Lince]

Best: Someone punches you in the face repeatedly just cuz your Tom Cruise.

[ricecake]

Bad: You become a super human tom cruise who eats children

[analogZero]

good: you begin to wish you weren't tom cruise.

(the first step is admitting you have a problem)

[mszjay14]

best: your whole backyard is an amusement park

[Anime_Dude]

bad:ur wish came true...now ur brittny spears

[mszjay14]

good: u bcame an anime character

[ricecake]

Best: your the best ass kicking anime character ever

[scotsman]

Bad: I don't like the looks of the optimistic game

[ricecake]

Good: theres a new player in the game

[mszjay14]

good: scyths r awsome!!!

[ricecake]

bad: i have no idea what that is lol

[scotsman]

Good: i know what it is.
and wasn't it suppose to be best, not good.

[ricecake]

best: i got confused with the whole thing lol

[scotsman]

Bad: it's only the third page and already someone failed
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii101/scottsman/fail.gif

[ricecake]

Good: someone got me back on track

[scotsman]

Best: it wasn't you that failed it was mszjay14

[ricecake]

Worst: we all failed lol

[scotsman]

Bad: your fail was on purpose

[mszjay14]

:O bad: i failed?!?!?

[ricecake]

good: no one fails we are all winners

[mszjay14]

best: yay!

[ricecake]

bad: you all fail LOL evil laugh

[Magicbird]

[i feel so loved having a fan game for the game i made :D lol]
Good: We dont fail

[scotsman]

best: i succeeded

[ricecake]

bad: you lose everything in a fire caused by crazed monkeys

[mszjay14]

bad: too much monkeys!!!!

[scotsman]

good: your house was insured for twice it's value

[ricecake]

worse: ha ha you dont get no insurance money

[mszjay14]

best: u win the lotto!

[ricecake]

bad: you loose your winning ticket

[mszjay14]

best u won another one...lol..(as if that'll happen)

[ricecake]

better: you win them all

[mszjay14]

bad: u put the money in the bank...some one went and stole it

[ricecake]

good: you found out and kicked their ass

[mszjay14]

bad: they have guns on them...nd lots of it 2

[scotsman]

Best: i kill you all for screwing up these game:lightsaber:hehehe

[ricecake]

good: i kick everyones butt for messing up the game lol

[mszjay14]

good: i'll kill u all 4 screwin wid my money D=<

[ricecake]

bad: you suck at this game lol

[mszjay14]

bad: hmph!

[ricecake]

worst: so do i lol

[analogZero]

good: you've all failed at the basic task that is this thread. kudos.

[ricecake]

Best: No one fails.. we just start over bc it got alll confusing at the end

[Zieghart]

Worst. Uhm... What comes next after best?

[ricecake]

Bad: Someone already messed up LoL

[saprintha]

good: some people here actually knows how this thread goes.

[ricecake]

Best: half of us succeed in this thread

[analogZero]

bad: sigh...

[ricecake]

good: we all win the lottery

[mszjay14]

best: i get all the money to myself

[Waste]

bad: an asteroid is going to destroy earth

[mszjay14]

good: the android becomes good after the destruction hehe...

[badluckcat]

best: the android saves the world

[mszjay14]

good: the android died

[ricecake]

best: and bc it died it saved the world

[saprintha]

bad: the world is in trouble again.

[ricecake]

good: we have nothing to worry zaraki kenpachi is going to save the day lol

[Axe Man]

did this game change on me when I loged off or what?
Bad: he died last week

[badluckcat]

yup i guess it change :)):D

worse: we all died :D

[ricecake]

good: only some died the rest survive

[analogZero]

yup i guess it change :)):D

worse: we all died :D
there's no worse, it's a different thread. perhaps good, bad, worse instead of bad, good, best?


best: I survived, along with many beautiful ladies :D

[ricecake]

bad: your beautiful ladies steal all your money and your car

[analogZero]

good: my off shores holding account is safe and secure

[ricecake]

best: you run off with your best friend to get your money off shore

[mszjay14]

bad: ur friend ditched u

[Orangeii]

good: i didn't really care what happen to my friend.

[mszjay14]

lool Best: u nd ur lover run away 2 paradise! omg thas so romantic!

[analogZero]

bad: your lover's run off with another man, who's your identical twin brother....and he has amnesia and is in a coma!!! dun dun duuuuuh!

[mszjay14]

good: ur lover's ass got kicked!

[ricecake]

best: and as a punishment he leaves you everything he has in his savings

[ronave182]

bad: ur house exploded..

[ricecake]

good: and so did your neighbor who is also your number one enemy

[bluedragon]

best: gyro i ever had in my life yummy

[ricecake]

bad: your gyro is made from monkey brains

[analogZero]

good: your gyroscope is not.

[ricecake]

best: you go out side and find a bag of money in the bushes

[Silverleon]

Bad: Turns out the money was stolen

[ricecake]

good: you turn it in to the police and they let you know you can have it if no one claims it

[scotsman]

best: it was my money so I've claimed it

[ricecake]

bad: the cops take the money away from you and give it to everyone else

[mszjay14]

good: i was one that got some

[Gstar16]

Best: i got most of the big bills

[ricecake]

bad: just to find out they are counterfeit

[analogZero]

good: you're now in the counterfeit business making lots of money! literally!

[ricecake]

best: your soo good the cops ask for your help to catch dumb criminals

[spike81x]

bad: your old buddies find out your helping and order a hit on you

[ricecake]

good: bc you have the cops on your side your ready for war

[spike81x]

good: we all suck together

[ricecake]

um best lol: we kick the old friends butts and continue working for the police

[spike81x]

best: we are rich now

[ricecake]

bad: the mob bosses and gang bosses want you dead

[Maydraie]

good: they kill you

[ricecake]

best: before your killed off your able to kill two of the mob bosses

[mszjay14]

bad: u never got 2 kill them..they kill u at the same time u try killin them

[spike81x]

best: you have a mystical amulet that revives you with full health from death

[mszjay14]

lol like a game....bad: the amulet broke!

[ricecake]

good: but you find a better cooler looking amulet and take that one instead

[analogZero]

best: you also have rocket boots!!!

[ricecake]

bad: they fail ur doomed

[Zieghart]

good. a fluffy pillow appeared beneath you.

[ricecake]

best: you take a long needed nap

[analogZero]

bad: your rocket boots start up again and go into hyperdrive! hope you like the moon.

[ricecake]

good: u land on the moon safely and go exploring

[analogZero]

best: you realize you can survive the cold vaccuum of space without any protection whatsoever.

[ricecake]

bad: you cant find any food

[scotsman]

Good: you're immortal you don't need such trivial things like food and breathing

[ricecake]

best: you find others like you and they make you king

[analogZero]

bad: you're usurped. and have rickets and scurvy because it turns out you require a healthy balanced diet after all.

[ricecake]

good: you notice a hut and go inside and its a dentist office

[lemonek]

bad:u have a toothache and the dentist isnt there

[Maydraie]

good: your in extreme pain

[ricecake]

best: you think of happy thoughts and the pain goes away

[analogZero]

bad: the dentist shows up.

[Silverleon]

Good: Your not at a dentist's office

[ricecake]

worst: you cant seem to remember where you are at

[Silverleon]

worst: you cant seem to remember where you are at

Umm... this is Bad-Good-Best, not Good-Bad-Worst, guess you're in the wrong thread.::D:

[ricecake]

opps yeah wrong one i meant to put best...

best: you dont have to worry about the dentist anymore

[analogZero]

bad: you're with your dentist in a setting that's not the dentist's office........and he's in uniform

[mszjay14]

good: he'll probably let u go alive

[lemonek]

best: he is a cop and will call for a cab

[mszjay14]

bad:the cab didn't make it in time

[lemonek]

good: the cop takes me to a nearby town

[mszjay14]

best: u get all the money u want from sum government

[ricecake]

bad: they tax you on every single penny you take

[analogZero]

good: you're the taxman!

[ricecake]

best: you tax everyone but loved ones and make lots of money

[mszjay14]

bad: the police catch u.....

[ricecake]

good: you own the police

[analogZero]

best: they buy you donuts.

[Orangeii]

bad they gave you rotten ones

[ricecake]

good: you throw the donuts at the cop and smack him around for being useless

[analogZero]

best: they let you run red lights with the siren on!

[lemonek]

bad: ur driving so fast that u get into an accident

[ricecake]

good: everyone survives

[lemonek]

best:ur being taken back to the city

[ricecake]

bad: the city is now full of corrupt cops and criminals that run down innocent ppl

[lemonek]

best: there is an underground secret city

[ricecake]

bad: the underground city reminds you of demolition man so you leave

[lemonek]

best: i escaped with the love of my life, lol.

[ricecake]

since you missed it lol good: your love of your life is super hot

[lemonek]

best: lol !!! there is an helicopter , i can escape now

[ricecake]

bad: your helicopter blows up your dead

[lemonek]

good: im an anime character and anything is possible.

[ricecake]

best: your the kick assest anime character and become super rich

[lemonek]

bad: im back on reality

[ricecake]

good: you become super famous

[lemonek]

best : ima make a movie

[ricecake]

bad: you movie bombed at the box office

[lemonek]

good: it was a real hit, lol

[ricecake]

best: you become a top charter and all the chicks love you

[lemonek]

bad: im not bi

[ricecake]

good: the chicks are your fans not your lovers

[lemonek]

best: the come to clean my huge house for free

[ricecake]

bad: you have no money to pay them so they rebel

[lemonek]

good: anyway i needed to get rid of some furniture

[ricecake]

best: they leave peacefully and you continue to be a super star

[lemonek]

bad: i have no manager

[ricecake]

good: your super cool you dont need a manager

[lemonek]

best: im a super star and i can still have time to be online,

[ricecake]

bad: you get shot by a crazed fan

[lemonek]

good: i was wearing a bulletproof vest

[ricecake]

best: you live to see another day

[lemonek]

bad: im not famous anymore,

[ricecake]

good: you become ashton kutchers bff

[lemonek]

best: i have had a crush on him since a long long time ago

[ricecake]

bad: he doesnt like you back like that

[lemonek]

best: as long as i was near i am happy

[ricecake]

good: you get an autograph and a hello

[lemonek]

best: i sell his autograph on ebay and i got good money out of it

[ricecake]

bad: he sues you for a million dollars

[aya143]

i dnt realy get it lol im new

[lemonek]

good: i have oj simpson's attorney

[ricecake]

best: you get an out of jail free card

[lemonek]

bad: that was only good for board game

[ricecake]

good: you are living in a board game so it works

[analogZero]

best: you've got property all over the board

[ricecake]

bad: your bankrupt

[Maydraie]

good: someone kills you because of it

[ricecake]

best: your family inherits all your money so they dont have to worry about being poor

[lemonek]

bad: the whole family kill each other for money

[ricecake]

good: the son survives and leaves with all the money to go help the poor

[lemonek]

best: he secretly opened a bank account in switzerland he still has money

[analogZero]

bad: your son...he's not sharing...he'll have to be 'taken care of'

[lemonek]

good: it will not be me the one that has to kill him

[ricecake]

best: you hire a hitman and he does a good job of getting rid of the problem

[analogZero]

bad: you've got crabs, assface!

[ricecake]

good: you get medication to fix that

[lemonek]

Best: im in completely good health

[analogZero]

bad: that's all you've got going for you.

[ricecake]

good: it doesnt matter as long as your healthy and your families healthy

[analogZero]

best: you're immune to disease!

[ricecake]

bad: your immunity wears off after a few days

[analogZero]

good: you can reapply later on.

[ricecake]

best: you read the fine print and after a few more applications you will be fully cured

[Maydraie]

bad: i like you

[ricecake]

good: everyone likes you back

[Maydraie]

best: i kill all of you in your sleep.

[ricecake]

bad: everyone turns on you and tries to kill you

[analogZero]

good: mission accomplished

[Silverleon]

Best: you manage to kill them all somehow.

[analogZero]

bad: your frogurt contains potassium benzoate.

[mszjay14]

whatever that means...good: it turns out 2 b sum kinda wishing thing....

[ricecake]

best: you get all the money and happiness and live happily every after

[lemonek]

bad: such thing is not possible

[mszjay14]

good: it magically bcame possible

[lemonek]

best: we have tons of magic to do what ever we want

[mszjay14]

bad: everything backfired!

[lemonek]

good: everybody died

[mszjay14]

best: ur on the earth alone with ur lover!!

[Areku]

Bad: your lover is a zombie.

[mszjay14]

good: u kicked his ass after u find out..nd send it back 2 sleep

[lemonek]

best: i ran away while he was sleeping

[mszjay14]

bad: he caught up 2 u

[lemonek]

good: i super kicked him on the head and i ran away again

[mszjay14]

best: he gave up and found sm1 else

[lemonek]

bad: he is still a zombie and tries to kill me again

[ricecake]

good: your friends shoot the zombie in the head and everything is back to normal

[lemonek]

best: we leave and we find a safe place

[ricecake]

bad: the place is surrounded by cats who love human flesh

[amerikajin]

good: zombie flesh and guts sprayed on you when your friends shot him in the head, so now you neither smell nor look human.

[ricecake]

best: the human eating cats ignore you and move on to the next town

[lemonek]

bad: when they are done eating cats they start chasing me

[ricecake]

good: you become everyones hero for distracting the cats

[lemonek]

Best: I became a hero not a legend

[ricecake]

bad: you become too cocky and think you run the joint so ppl try to kill you

[analogZero]

good: I fn run this joint b*tches, get up outta my sh*t!

[Maydraie]

best: i kill you

[ricecake]

bad: you are wanted for murder and the fbi is after you

[mszjay14]

good: u put on a mask and a fake id nd trick them that ur one of em...

[saprintha]

Best: they fall for it, and you kill them all!

[ricecake]

bad: they still want to kill more ppl

[analogZero]

good: a bylaw is passed stating that anyone killing will instantly turn to vapour!

ps. bylaws now have magic powers so they can do that...

[ricecake]

best: bc of this new law no one is killing any one

[analogZero]

bad: a lot of people are turned to vapour.

[ricecake]

good: it turns out only criminals turn in to vapor

[analogZero]

best: the vapour smells like strawberries!

[ricecake]

bad: that kills all ur senses after you in hale it in

[lemonek]

good: but it was only temporarily

[ricecake]

best: after it wears off you get super human powers