Avoiding Bad Jokes- A Joke

[Amai-hime]

This is a joke I rewrote because it was making fun of God. I hope you all like it!

"Avoiding Bad Jokes"

A group of friends were discussing bad jokes. Writing down 100 bad jokes, they went out into the public and sat down in front of a Star Bucks to stop people from going in and asking them,” If you listen to 100 jokes and don’t laugh, you can go in and I’ll buy you a coffee. But if you laugh once, you’ll have to buy it yourself.”

A red head comes first and gets to the 34th joke and laughs, so they told her to be on her way.

A brunette goes next and she gets to the 70th joke and laughs and they tell her,” Sorry you made it far but you don’t get a free coffee.”

Then a blonde goes and gets to the 99th joke and they were so impressed they said “Wow you have come really far, here’s your next joke.” But before they could begin to tell the next joke the blonde just busted up laughing and they say “What was that for? I didn’t even start the joke?”

And the blonde said,” I just got the first one!”

[strike7785]

Woooowwww, that figures!!!! Here a god joke no offense to anyone. Its kind of Cheesy though. You know when you do something stupid people tend to "rain on your parade "and say something like this: When God said brains you thought he said brains and ran for cover

[Russkie]

Oh, the irony!

[(terror)]

Not gonna lie, I laughed... and died a little inside. haha.

[Amai-hime]

lol. I hoped you'd like it. Thank you for replying! ^-^

[Sun Tzu]

avoiding bad jokes rule #1. Dont rewrite jokes

[puppetz]

that was good. i laughed.

[soulten]

Hey, it was not my fault I was a little slow on getting the first one.

[ronave182]

i dont understand the joke..
what u mean by 'i just got the first one'

[Amai-hime]

It's making fun of some people's intelligence. She spent the whole time of 99 jokes trying to figure out what was so funny about the first one. That's what's so funny. ^-^
~Amai-hime~ =D

[animaniac]

HA!!

so is this one of those jokes on blondes that make them sound stupid?

[saprintha]

hahaha at first i was like "what? i don't get this joke?" but then after awhile i got it. haha i'm slow.

[ronave182]

hahaha.. i just got the first 1...^^

[cupfuel]

This is a joke I rewrote because it was making fun of God. I hope you all like it!

"Avoiding Bad Jokes"

A group of friends were discussing bad jokes. Writing down 100 bad jokes, they went out into the public and sat down in front of a Star Bucks to stop people from going in and asking them,” If you listen to 100 jokes and don’t laugh, you can go in and I’ll buy you a coffee. But if you laugh once, you’ll have to buy it yourself.”

A red head comes first and gets to the 34th joke and laughs, so they told her to be on her way.

A brunette goes next and she gets to the 70th joke and laughs and they tell her,” Sorry you made it far but you don’t get a free coffee.”

Then a blonde goes and gets to the 99th joke and they were so impressed they said “Wow you have come really far, here’s your next joke.” But before they could begin to tell the next joke the blonde just busted up laughing and they say “What was that for? I didn’t even start the joke?”

And the blonde said,” I just got the first one!”

i didnt quite understand the last part of the joke..

[Amai-hime]

She finally understood that first joke and was laughing about it. lol.

[amerikajin]

...methinks there are a few blondes reading this joke...

[Amai-hime]

...methinks there are a few blondes reading this joke...

lol, amerikajin. XD

[cupfuel]

...methinks there are a few blondes reading this joke...

if ur referring to me, i am not a blonde. i just dont understand the last part.

[Amai-hime]

lol, no we're not calling anyone stupid... well, at least I'm not. lol. It's perfectly understandable that not everyone will understand a joke or two. *nods*

[mszjay14]

lol yea...that's true *nods*

[FoX66]

lol, nice. Here's one. A blonde and a Bernette walk toward a bar. The blond walks into it and the Bernette ducks.

[mszjay14]

check this out.....
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

[Amai-hime]

XD Those are great!

[Priness]

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:scaried:

[mszjay14]

ohhh mann...if that was acutally sumthing that actually happened....he wudn't be able 2 have kids....lol

[Priness]

ohhh mann...if that was acutally sumthing that actually happened....he wudn't be able 2 have kids....lol

LoL THANx ::D:

[mszjay14]

Check this out! it's really funny!!

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

[spingo]

ur 1st 1 was funy but not the second :(

[Priness]

LMAo WoW THATS FUNNY!

[mszjay14]

OK WUT ABOUT THIS ONE?

The baby quiz

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

[animex09]

OMFG all those jokes made me crack up so much. i also have one

3 guys were in a plane wrek. they crashed into an unsharted island.
while exploring the island, the encountered some naitives.
they were taken captive and tied down by a fire.
leader native says that they will be eaten at dinner.

guy 1- please dont eat us!!!!
guy 2-give us a chance
guy 3-yeah, give us a chance to save our lives. its a.......law of nature.
the natives not being to smart believe the sharade and play along.
leader- we will give u a test then. the first part of the challange is to go out into the woods and each of u bring us 10 of the same fruit......NOW GO.
so the guys leave to find the fruit.
guy 1 comes bak with 10 apples
leader-ok since ur first we sill tell u the last part of the test. we will shove all 10 fruits up ur ass. if u mmake any noise at all......we aet u
so they start shoving the apples up his ass. after the first goes in he starts crying.....so they eate him
guy 2 comes bak with 10 berries. they explain the second part of the test and begin the prosedure. after the ninth berry went up, the guy starts to laugh histeracly......so they eat him.
guy 1 and 2 meet up in heaven. guy one says
why did u laugh u idiot!!! u almost had it
then the second guy says
i know but when i looked over, i saw the third guy comming in with 10 pineapples!!!!

hehe, sorry its so long

[mszjay14]

ohhh omg!! thas funny!! i feel srry 4 him...lool

[analogZero]

saw these and had to share them.

-What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

-What's the height of conceit?
Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

[fejknick]

saw these and had to share them.

-What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

-What's the height of conceit?
Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :dancing:


What's the difference between a pizza and a turkish girl?
You can choose not to have mushrooms on the pizza.

[xXWENWENXx]

Great jokes. They entertained me alot.
=D