hey there delilah rewriten

[sparkrose]

part i cant change is in []
ill give the best one kudos ^^ kudos are fun


Hey there Delilah
why are you so ****ing fat?
your a 1000 miles wide
canada is your tophat
Yes they are
you open up so freaking far
i need a car

Hey there Delilah
you should lose some ****in weight
I'm away if your lonely
so youll have to go outside
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, intervention
wont let it slide

Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
whats good for you

Hey there Delilah
I know that its getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday youll look like this guitar
youll have it good
youll have the looks you know you should
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If only you would lose
500 pounds a day
I'd tape it all
Even when i see you fall
Wed laugh it off

Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
A thousand pounds seems pretty large
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This one's for you
]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

[Orangeii]

ha i liked it!

[Amai-hime]

Woow, that's pretty funny. lol. XD

[Axe Man]

that's pretty good funny i liked it.

[Amai-hime]

Yesh, expect spark to post something like that. lol. =D

[Axe Man]

Yesh, expect spark to post something like that. lol. =D

LOL who else would but spark?

[Ryuuzaki]

I admit, this is tons better then the original...Good job Spark.

[Kenshy]

Spark, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Human, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate the humour in the lyrics you rewrote.

[Ryuuzaki]

Spark, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Human, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate the humour in the lyrics you rewrote.

How long did it take you think that one up?

[quietchat]

How long did it take you think that one up?

Depends on wether or not he's making up that tunnling electron microscope thing I guess. I don't keep up to date on scientific advances that often.

[amerikajin]

Depends on wether or not he's making up that tunnling electron microscope thing I guess. I don't keep up to date on scientific advances that often.

Nope, tunneling electron microscopes do exist...I'm a science major, I would know.

[Mugen]

lol that was pretty awesome

[La_Mort]

lol spark u`re a tard XD

[mszjay14]

part i cant change is in []
ill give the best one kudos ^^ kudos are fun


Hey there Delilah
why are you so ****ing fat?
your a 1000 miles wide
canada is your tophat
Yes they are
you open up so freaking far
i need a car

Hey there Delilah
you should lose some ****in weight
I'm away if your lonely
so youll have to go outside
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, intervention
wont let it slide

Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
whats good for you

Hey there Delilah
I know that its getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday youll look like this guitar
youll have it good
youll have the looks you know you should
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If only you would lose
500 pounds a day
I'd tape it all
Even when i see you fall
Wed laugh it off

Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
Oh it's what is good for you
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
A thousand pounds seems pretty large
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This one's for you
]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS LAUGHING THE HECK OFF!!!!!