Hop In My Time-Machine! I'm Taking You To Nap Time!!!

[Ariya]

When I was little (kindergarten), I would make kissy faces at the boys, because I knew that at that age; they really, really didn't like girls. (What with the cooties epidemic back in '95 and all). I would do that thing because I knew they didn't like it, and it would rid me of the snips/snails/puppy-dog tails/what-have-you.

I didn't know it at the time, but I was using reverse psychology at age 5.

Another memory I have was taking my snack from snack time, keeping it in it's wrapper, and burying it under the jungle-gym during recess.
The next day during recess, I'd whip it out and EAT IT in front of everybody.

Think back to your youth (Your earliest memory to 10 years old) and tell AF of your childhood.

[Anime_Dude]

aww man when i was little i would always get in trouble by my teacher.
I remember that i would always play a trick on the teachers,sometimes i would leave gum on the teachers chair and she would sit on it and have it on all day until somebody told her...those were the fun years::D:

[LazyApple]

Ooo when I was little I would make these weird adventures with my friends and we would run around pretending we had swords in our hands and make up stories. We would play pranks on the teachers and go places we weren't allowed to.::D:

I remember one time when I was little me and all my friends burried a Key in honor of our friendship. lmao That was so much fun. :dance:

[analogZero]

I'm gonna have to stagger these. Most of my earliest memories start around preschool. I crapped my pants at least twice while I was there and had to be driven home. there was a kid there that was always a pain in the ass and would just cause sh*t. I remember we had balloons one day and he personally went around and busted each one. balloons were stellar to me way back then, so he was considered a bit of a douche. I was always chasing girls with my friends too. there was a cooties pandemic back in '86 as well (or 87???), but we didn't care. we'd chase them down and give them kisses and they hated it. It's a tough hunt, let me tell you. they don't make it easy. funny how when you're in kindergarten sexual harassment doesn't apply to you....more to come...

[soulten]

Well my earliest memorie is when my little brother was born when I was 2, and when we got a puppy when I was 3 or 4. After that I have fragmented memories till 5th grade or 6th. I can't remember about anything between then...not so sure that is the best thing. I think I was just an average kid who liked gundams and DBZ.

[monsoon 10]

My earliest memory was playing with a plastic dinosaur, it was a brontosaurus.

[animex09]

i remember that almost everiday of my life as a kid i would fall and scrape my kneee. i dont remember a single time when my knee wasnt hurt. as analog said, i also craped my pant in kinder cause i was a fraid to go to the restroom. i never thought girls were discusting. i got in alot of fights with my friends for the stupidest stuff.i remember when we got a new playground at kinder and it was so fun, when the teacher left the room we would sneak out to go play a while. the first day of kinder, i had no idea wat to do when the bell rang so i ignored it and continued to ride the awsome slide. everyone went inside and i was left outside. this are only some of my memories, hopefully i can remember more so i can post.

ps....i also enjoyed to eat cat food for some reason

[Koopaking]

I remember being a thief. A little klepto. Sometime in nap time, I'd wait until the teacher wasn't looking and would crawl over to the safety of the cubbie corner, which I would then empty out my pockets, which were filled with blocks, toys, and other whimsical items I had liberated from the classroom, and proceed to stash them all in my backpack. Over the years this evolved into taking the toys teachers had taken up from children, smuggling extra snacks, and even some cash. I was a bad little boy. Once I pissed in the corner of the room in Kindergarten. I remember attempting a manner of things like demanding a toll to use the slide at recess, escaping from the classroom and ending up lost on the hall of the FIFTH GRADERS (they were giants), and calling the principal a "doody head" to his face. Good times. good times.

[Kenshy]

i diddnt steal at all i was a little pe kid alwase runing and playing around id cheat on everything like tests and asighnments This explains alot.

[analogZero]

I threw up all down my kindergarten teachers back. fell off the jungle gym and fractured my arm, and created a sledding trail that was just me on a crazy carpet that went down a hill in the woods....it ended quite disastrously. but I got hot chocolate when I got home.
We also had a lot of 70's decor for being in the 80's. I remember the wonderful day when my parents got rid of our stereotypical 70's green couch in favour of a stereotypical 80's blue sofa. oh, VHS.

[saprintha]

i remember back in elementary, i cried to school because i didn't want to wear sandals, and another memory is that i used to make fun of guys for some reason. hmmm..don't remember. maybe it was that cooties thing. i also remember watching my friends play chinese jump rope. i was never good at it, so i just watched.

[Oblivious]

I think I was 3 then, 'cause I don't remember anything else that happened before that age. I used to go outside and ride that four-wheeled bike. Whew, I thought I was so fast until those cars came by..

A few weeks after my first days of 'awakening', I met these two babysitters. Long gone now, unfortunately. I can't even remember their faces. But when they came by, I could remember one guy feeding me some porridge.

When we moved, I think I was either 5 or 4, I put my blanket on the floor beside the stairs, and I would have my sister sit on it and pull her down. When she hit the tile floor, she cried and I got blamed for hurting her.

I'm not sure when, but it was in the same year [of ^ memory] that my cousin, Andy came by. He introduced me to the FF games and such, along with anime like Gundam and Pokemon. Within the first few weeks of his arrival, he taught me how to ride a two-wheeled bike.

[Russkie]

...I shot a man with a sawed-off shotgun in the face at point-blank range whilst defending my family and their honor.

Am I kidding? You'll never know...

[analogZero]

not too far from my house these older kids had built an underground fort, which in later years I came to realize was just a hole in the ground with a piece of sheet metal over it. Any way you swing it, it was cool in my eyes, but I wasn't allowed in and if myself and friends were caught in there we'd be packing some bruises when we got home. so one day while nobody was around, I took a big dump in it, and peed to top it off. I never got to witness the result, but I know in my mind that it was probably a splendid event. a few years later I would realize that it was a real piece of crap fort when you're as big as those kids were.

[animex09]

poor memory: i was hit by a car around the age of 3 or 4

[monsoon 10]

...I shot a man with a sawed-off shotgun in the face at point-blank range whilst defending my family and their honor.

Am I kidding? You'll never know...

Liar! You would never do that for your family.

[Russkie]

Liar! You would never do that for your family.

And what exactly do you know about what I will and what I wont do for my family?

[Kenshy]

And what exactly do you know about what I will and what I wont do for my family?I believe he is under the assumption that all familys are like his - disfuctional. Don't worry, it was only a silly assumption on his part.

[Ryuuzaki]

Hm. One good memory that I have of when I was little up till I think the age of 9 or so, me and my brother used to get a mat down in out basement and fight. As in, really try and bloody each other up. Of course, same time but a bad memory, is broke my leg. lol I believe I was 8 or 9 I fell from a tree in my yard and broke my leg. :P

[leerock89]

One of my earliest memories is sitting in front of the tv watching this creature tear apart a town and spew steam from its mouth. I remember while I was watching it my mom brought me two sausages with ketchup no buns.

[analogZero]

blanket rides down the stairs. with a 90 degree turn at the top and a wall of stone at the bottom. injuries and fun galore.

[Bizoid]

I remember i was the adventure and thrill seeker type when i was little. My friends and I used to jump off my porch (which was about 7ft tall) onto 5 stacked-up chair cushions. Don't worry. No one got hurt.

At least i think...

[monsoon 10]

And what exactly do you know about what I will and what I wont do for my family?

Really, I thought you were one of those guys who looks out only for himself.

[Russkie]

Really, I thought you were one of those guys who looks out only for himself.

I look out for me and mine, that is all.