5 words....

[sousuke]

well this game you must use only 5 words in your post an it must make since to the last persons post
example.
1 sousuke is super duper.....
2 awsome the best man that.....
etc.. now let me start

i met this girl at.......

[tripletres]

a strip club when I...

[sousuke]

suddenly remembered that i forgot........

[Waste]

condoms, so i...

[tripletres]

(you need five words...)
quickly went to the door....

[sousuke]

of the strip club an......

[analogZero]

demanded they include comdoms with...

[Unknown]

a free pack of candy..

[sousuke]

that was from some old......

[animechic]

hag who gave me used

[animex09]

underwear that had brown stain.......

[sousuke]

stuff for free but they......

[Oblivious]

all crappy and old looking

[sousuke]

so i threw them out.....

[baby-face]

of the window in the...

[tripletres]

fourty-seventh story window of a...

[animechic]

and i listened to this http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITM2AKRT9cI

[sousuke]

but the link didn't work......

[kai14]

when i tried to look...

[Klard]

so i ate some candy...

[analogZero]

and got a tummy ache

[saprintha]

so i went to the

[sousuke]

doctor an asked wats wrong......

[La_Mort]

and the doctor said I...

[sousuke]

have aids an live for......

[saprintha]

3 months and one week

[sousuke]

so i rushed over to.....

[saprintha]

my friends and i said

[La_Mort]

let` s have one last party

[saprintha]

they said why and i

[La_Mort]

said because yall the best

[saprintha]

so we partied all night

[La_Mort]

and that chick was there

[yukichan87]

the one from the club...

[La_Mort]

who gave me the aids

[analogZero]

so I gave her herpes

[La_Mort]

and she died right there

[analogZero]

so I dug another hole

[La_Mort]

and dumped her body in

[analogZero]

the river for irony's sake...

[La_Mort]

let the fish have flesh

[analogZero]

for breakfast at lunch time!

[sousuke]

after breakfast i went to.....

[analogZero]

the arcade to play q-bert

[sousuke]

but it sucked so i.....

[salmeria]

tried to call someone who..

[sousuke]

had a better arcade so.....

[salmeria]

that i can play but...

[sousuke]

my friend called an said......

[alexei]

tht u r th most...

[sousuke]

awsomess person in the world.....

[alexei]

but th problem tht u...

[sousuke]

stink an fart all the......

[La_Mort]

time so u are out

[sousuke]

of the ball game cause.....

[Ino]

I screwed up very badly...

[sousuke]

that i lost all my......

[analogZero]

marbles to the marble factory

[sousuke]

so my marble business died....

[hanahime16]

so i got a loan...

[sousuke]

but it wasnt enough so.....

[RainOfWolf]

I applied for a job...

[sousuke]

but i really didnt need........

[analogZero]

to go that far so...

[sousuke]

i asked my friend to.......

[RainOfWolf]

take out my left kidney...

[salmeria]

so that i can get

[sousuke]

a cybernetic body to destroy.......

[AIDA]

the evil muppets chasing my.......

[sousuke]

dog, so when the time....

[analogZero]

comes I'll be ready for...

[La_Mort]

the end of the world

[Anime_Dude]

but its all over now...

[kai14]

due to the fact that...

[La_Mort]

I broke the ozone so

[Waste]

aliens can now invade us...

[Anime_Dude]

but they dont cause there...

[La_Mort]

dead... I ate them so

[Waste]

now your tummy hurts like

[La_Mort]

hell so I blow chunks

[Anime_Dude]

in the toilet...it hurts...

[La_Mort]

Omfg Is That My Kidney

[Waste]

a unicorn runs in looking...

[La_Mort]

I jump on his back

[Waste]

i give him a hat

[salmeria]

and looked as if he

[La_Mort]

was on drugs so I

[Waste]

gave him some heroine and...

[salmeria]

and a lighter to light

[Waste]

tada druggy unicorn is created

[La_Mort]

let` s celebrate his initiation today

[kai14]

with a really big party...

[Waste]

ill get the space cakes

[La_Mort]

guess I`ll bring the coke

[analogZero]

it's that kind of party?

[sousuke]

is wat i asked my.......

[analogZero]

favorite lamp, and she replied...

[sousuke]

ok your wish is your.....

[alexei]

z a command but u...

[analogZero]

don't know what (z a) is

[sousuke]

so i looked in a..........

[analogZero]

book. in a book! it's

[sousuke]

called "analogzero-is-not-cool" the i wondered..........

[Anime_Dude]

were has my monkey gone...

[analogZero]

probly back a coupla steps

[sousuke]

then that will take me.......

[Unknown]

to the pedobear that touches..

[Orochimaru]

crown of the five kings...

[sousuke]

but since i already did........

[Orochimaru]

my bow to great king

[sousuke]

thatt was murdered by......

[Bouzzy]

a flying ninja fish named..

[Anime_Dude]

Larry,who fell off a...

[sousuke]

cliff but survived by doing......

[Anime_Dude]

the chicken dance but then...

[salmeria]

the chickens saw him and

[Anime_Dude]

it got mad so he...

[salmeria]

he tried to run but

[Anime_Dude]

tripped on a rock and...

[sousuke]

the chicken did ninja stuff......

[salmeria]

and the poor guy couldnt

[Anime_Dude]

run anymore so he got...

[sousuke]

murdered by the man called.......

[yukichan87]

Steve Finklestein who was a...

[InnocentW]

weird old guy that everyone....

[yukichan87]

secretly loved b/c he had...

[Unknown]

problems with getting an erection...

[yukichan87]

during a time of passion...

[sousuke]

with unknown, which he couldn't........

[Unknown]

do it so Sousuke did...

[alexei]

th only thng tht he...

[Anime_Dude]

could do was touch the...

[alexei]

th little thngy tht could...:P

[Anime_Dude]

fall of his pants,so...

[alexei]

he changed his mind and

[Anime_Dude]

grabed something from the floor...

[alexei]

and hettted anime in th..:P

[analogZero]

banjo causing severe disruptions to....

[sousuke]

the world of the abyss.....

[Magicbird]

And a girl named Magicbird...

[sousuke]

came to that world an......

[Magicbird]

Asked sousuke: are you my...

[sousuke]

childhood friend? an he said.....

[Magicbird]

"No Im your super old...

[sousuke]

(*thinking*) boyfriend which i should have.....

[Magicbird]

not broken up with because...

[sousuke]

(haha) your the only 1 i........

[analogZero]

keep your pants on kids...

[Magicbird]

Magicbird is confused on what....

[Deedlit]

because a great insect might

[Magicbird]

bite her and she will....

[alexei]

hv 2 bye a new

[analogZero]

pair of cotton dockers with...

[sousuke]

underwear but then i realized........

[Waste]

that she was actually bald...

[Raven]

and wore a purple toupe....

[saprintha]

so that she can not

[jamjfly]

be considered a man because.....

[saprintha]

she was a person who

[analogZero]

could never close her eyes....

(so sad)

[sousuke]

but had supernatural abilities to......

[salmeria]

let others freak out from...

[jamjfly]

a massive breakout of an....

[sousuke]

gigantic monsters that can do........

[Waste]

many things to mr blobby...

[Ryuuzaki]

Who was so terrified that..

[Klard]

he began to sweat uncontrollably...

[sousuke]

an have ceasrs worse then.......

[Waste]

and created a tidal wave!

[analogZero]

of piping hot magma that...

[Ashiya]

a strip of tape to...

[Klard]

roast small school children alive...

[sousuke]

because thats just plain sick.........

[Klard]

in order to satisfy bloodlust...

[Omedetou]

The animals did not explode...

[analogZero]

as violently as described but...

[sousuke]

but inflated istead so i.......

[Klard]

popped them and blood splattered...

[sousuke]

everwhere on my shirt so......

[Klard]

I had to wear pink...

[Waste]

everyone thought you were gay...

[carolyn07]

...coz they saw you flirting...

[Waste]

with a fluffy pink kuriboh

[Klard]

who you stabbed 6 times...

[Anime_Dude]

and so it died,but...

[shadowmaks]

....before that I want to...

[Anime_Dude]

go to a bar and...

[Narutorox]

then i went down..

[La_Mort]

to funky town to visit

[Klard]

Billy Mays who sold me...

[Anime_Dude]

some weed, but then i...

[Klard]

puked on a hobo and...

[shadowmaks]

...drank his blood so Hellsing...

[Klard]

had me brutally killed but...

[shadowmaks]

...I returned as a zombie...

[La_Mort]

and kicked his crusty butt

[sousuke]

i threw them at the.......

[shadowmaks]

...trip to visit my all...

[La_Mort]

relatives but the car broke

[shadowmaks]

..cute little evil Griffon called...

[analogZero]

master of long running sentences....

[Maydraie]

and gave me his opinion...

[shadowmaks]

...about reading books and manga...

[Maydraie]

...and Vampire Knight is best...

[shadowmaks]

...because it has all the...

[sousuke]

candy in the world so......

[shadowmaks]

...I can create Candy Island...

[sousuke]

just like mj dreamed of......

[ASMODAY]

i realized who is she......

[analogZero]

and quickly covered my face...

[shadowmaks]

...so that she would not...

[sousuke]

go to the land of.....

[Anime_Dude]

monkies,cause there were alot...

[sousuke]

of monkeys so i ran......

[analogZero]

with the monkeys and one...

[Anime_Dude]

hit me in the back...

[carolyn07]

...and kissed me in my!,.

[magicgirlz]

The Love I Have Forever...............

[analogZero]

bathing suit area, so I....
bah, I stick with my answer in light that magicgirlz makes no sense to me.

[saprintha]

smacked the monkey in the....

[sousuke]

(why is there always 1 sentence that messes up this thread.....)
face an it threw poo...

[saprintha]

(dunno. i guess some people just don't read the first post before posting.)
at me so i got

[analogZero]

a shovel and chased it...

[shadowmaks]

...to the forest of no...

[sousuke]

more mr nice guy an......

[analogZero]

evil place of no return...

[sousuke]

so we went there an......

[Magicbird]

it got dark and we...

[sousuke]

ran so far like little.........

[Magicbird]

kids and ran into a/an...

[sousuke]

ditch an we broke our.....

[Magicbird]

friendship necklaces and we got...

[sousuke]

split up an our hearts......

[Magicbird]

broke and we were forever lost....

[Zieghart]

in an abyss of loneliness...

[sousuke]

so we searched deep inside.......

[analogZero]

our lunchpails for some fresh....

[sousuke]

(haha u messed up the friendship story, but you did it in a great way)
balloni(?) sandwiches because we were......

[analogZero]

sharing it cuz we're friends.....

(stupendous recovery)

[sousuke]

(lol nice) an all so we decided......

[Unknown]

to take a dump together...

[lol >:3]

[Anime_Dude]

but then one of us...

[analogZero]

got off track and ruined...

[DARKSYSTEM]

ok i don't get this ???

[Zieghart]

What is to get here?::D:

[sousuke]

stop messing up my thread........ (read page 1......)

[analogZero]

I'm trying to sew here!
(simpletons)

[sousuke]

(new start off cause ppl can't read)
after me an my gf......

[saprintha]

got together at the movies...

[Orangeii]

and watched the scariest movie...