5 words....

[sousuke]

talk an make others come.....

[analogZero]

and do cartwheels of joy....

[sousuke]

an laughter so this thread....

[sapphireAT]

i am so damn confused....

[carolyn07]

...coz i dont know what...♥

[sousuke]

people are talking about so....

[Dolly]

I will restart the story...

[carolyn07]

...and kick you in the ...♥

[sousuke]

butt an tell my parents......

[Dolly]

I love you papa, mama

[sousuke]

so they said i love....

[Dolly]

your sister, but not you.

[sousuke]

so i cried in the corner.....

[carolyn07]

...and laugh at the same...♥

[sousuke]

time so my parents start.....

[ricecake]

to scream because i wont

[sousuke]

listen to them an i......

[ricecake]

just laugh at their anger

[Anime_Dude]

and punched them in the...

[sousuke]

mouth now there bleeding everywhere.......

[ricecake]

and my sister is calling

[listerlee]

the ambulance and send them..

[Anime_Dude]

some monkies over to throw...

[analogZero]

up gracefully in your underpants

[ricecake]

that you havent washed in

[sousuke]

70 yrs an now everybody......

[ricecake]

who gets near you turns

[mszjay14]

i love anime so much!

[badluckcat]

so i can watch them

[mszjay14]

so i can get addicted!

[ricecake]

and watch all the anime

[sousuke]

i can but then i......

[badluckcat]

fall asleep in my chair ...

[ricecake]

and hit my head on

[sousuke]

on the desk which caused..

[ricecake]

me to go crazy and

[sousuke]

i got sent to the...

[ricecake]

crazy house for eating brains

[mszjay14]

ricecake really loves monkeys alot!!

[sousuke]

did you even know how-to-play....

[mszjay14]

what are u tlkin about?

[sousuke]

you have to make a-story-an-follow-what-the-last-person-wrote-using-only-5-words-:D

[mszjay14]

sometimes u don't have 2....

[sousuke]

do it but now you.....

[mszjay14]

well ricecake does love monkeys.....

[sousuke]

/facepalm
people does not read the 1st post SERIOUSLY

[mszjay14]

well srry i messed up =[

[sousuke]

OK START OVER

sousuke was driving but then....

[Orangeii]

went into a car crash....

[sousuke]

with a really big dude

[mszjay14]

that's standing in the way...

[analogZero]

of his hover car, so...

[mszjay14]

he can fit himself inside...

[sousuke]

the hover car that he

[mszjay14]

loved so much got stolen....

[Anime_Dude]

by two monkies who went

[sousuke]

all crazy an started throwing.......

[Anime_Dude]

poop at people who were....

[mszjay14]

walking on the sidewalk. the...

[ricecake]

sidewalk that was being blocked

[sousuke]

off by a big bike.....

[ricecake]

with flames and skull designs

[HIANA]

teeth for candy and I...

[ricecake]

keep my Ipod on hand

[mszjay14]

. my ipod magically became alive

[sousuke]

/facepalm that didnt finish the sentence the person before you....
START OVER
i was riding my bike.....

[mszjay14]

then suddenly i slid off...

[sousuke]

the icy road an i....

[mszjay14]

bumped my head into the....

[Proto]

car that accidently hit me

[Priness]

ND THe CAR KePT GoiNG

[spike81x]

now I lay here bleeding out

[ricecake]

and there is nobody around

[analogZero]

but at least I have...

[ricecake]

my ipod with me to

[UFOboy]

be eaten by little children

[ricecake]

who are hungry for some

[sousuke]

good'ol me with some barbecue-sauce

[ricecake]

and some hamburger with fries

[sousuke]

an ketchup, but then they....

[ricecake]

steal my burgers and i

[Zieghart]

just picked them up after...

[ricecake]

i smacked a bunch of

[analogZero]

fry stealing ass bites while...

[ricecake]

my best friend is watching

[analogZero]

via live online feed and...

[ricecake]

laughing at my mishaps eating

[listerlee]

ramen and drink milk,suddenly..

[ricecake]

ha ha you laugh at

[sousuke]

the fat dude across from....

[ricecake]

you standing on the corner

[analogZero]

trying to score some lovin'

[Orangeii]

in the end, you dont

[sousuke]

find any except when sousuke......

[ricecake]

walks up to you and

[sousuke]

ask what are you doing....

[ricecake]

you just stare with blank

[sousuke]

face an say idk (1 word hehe) then....

[ricecake]

you just stare back not

[sousuke]

answering sousuke so he takes.....

[ricecake]

his sword and cuts your

[sousuke]

head off then hides the....

[ricecake]

rest of your body in

[lemonek]

I am not in love...

[Anime_Dude]

with humans but with monkies

[ricecake]

lots and lots of wild

[lemonek]

My bf left me again...

[carolyn07]

...but i kissed him goodbye,.♥

[ricecake]

and then i cried myself

[Orangeii]

but then got over it...

[lemonek]

better off on my own.

[Neoliger]

You all drop dead lol

[lemonek]

and pick up my corpse

[sousuke]

/FACEPALM X2000000
do people not read the rules, you don't start your own 5 words it has to go along with the persons 5 words before you...
START OVER
i was at my friends house......

[Maydraie]

/FACEPALM X2000000
do people not read the rules, you don't start your own 5 words it has to go along with the persons 5 words before you...
START OVER
i was at my friends house......

thats more than 5 words! god you guys suck!

and we got bored so

[lemonek]

so i made prank calls

[sousuke]

to the police station an....

[spike81x]

They tracked the call to...

[ricecake]

my house and told me

[spike81x]

they were on their way...

[ricecake]

and that if i dont

[AJLUCKY13]

Take a crap before i

[ricecake]

get arrested i will be

[spike81x]

get a butt plug put-in

[analogZero]

ow ow ow ow ow!

[sousuke]

(damn you analogzero!!!)
so i went to take a.....

[shadowmaks]

...house full of sharp needles...

[La_Mort]

to that mean old guy

[Mugen]

so you use a big...

[Magicbird]

hammer looking thing and almost...

[ricecake]

hit the old man in

[Mugen]

his old sweaty balls and....

[Priness]

He SCReAMeD ND STARTeD CRYiN

[ricecake]

and i just stared at

[Magicbird]

his "personal area" because it...

[Anime_Dude]

was very very small,like

[ricecake]

it reminded me of a

[Anime_Dude]

a person named bob who...

[soulten]

once ate a cat then

[Magicbird]

pooped him out whole and

[carolyn07]

...chew it and swallowed then,....♥

[Mugen]

licked a hobo in the...

[sousuke]

street, so he yelled really......

[carolyn07]

...loud and hit me in...♥

[ricecake]

the face and i pushed

[Anime_Dude]

him down on some monkey....

[ricecake]

poop and i laughed so

[Anime_Dude]

i kicked him,and he...

[ricecake]

killed over and i walked

[Orangeii]

to a strange place

[ricecake]

feeling like a new person

[lemonek]

new the shirt i bought

[sousuke]

that was 50% on sale.....

[ricecake]

at target so i bought

[sousuke]

it an also the candy......

[ricecake]

was on sale so i

[sousuke]

got that to but i.....

[ricecake]

was running out of money

[wi_sam]

but when i saw monkey .....

[animegurl7]

i jumped the monkey for.....

[wi_sam]

to take the mony off ...

[sousuke]

it an i got 50 bucks

[AnbuItachi]

for some hot sexual pleasure

[lemonek]

the book i just read

[sousuke]

was pretty awsome even though...

[alexei]

my parents forbidden me from...

[sousuke]

reading it but i did anyway....

[alexei]

coz it was funny,weird...

[sousuke]

and action packed at the....

[alexei]

middle of th story but...

[Holly-Sama]

I lost interest in it...

[sousuke]

so i went to get.....

[Waste]

a very tasty space cake.

[xXWENWENXx]

which was covered in cream..

[kuristar]

and have chocolate chips in

[xXWENWENXx]

it but the cake was

[kuristar]

overcooked and have many black

[sousuke]

and burnt parts on it....

[alexei]

but i ate it coz..

[Waste]

otherwise my dog would have

[xXWENWENXx]

took it and thought it

[mszjay14]

was dog crap and mess.....

[xXWENWENXx]

it up in ur bed

[lemonek]

so sick i cant work...

[xXWENWENXx]

and sleep properly that the

[lemonek]

had to wake up early..

[xXWENWENXx]

everyday and missed my bus

[momji_2]

so that i could be...

[xXWENWENXx]

late to school with my

[momji_2]

toy car which is a....

[xXWENWENXx]

red toyata which drove fast

[momji_2]

on a piece of white

[xXWENWENXx]

string with road signs on

[momji_2]

the left, right, bottom and....

[xXWENWENXx]

above but u never noticed

[momji_2]

that a black crow just....

[xXWENWENXx]

died and blocked ur vision

[momji_2]

and u sped right into....

[xXWENWENXx]

a fat blob named terrence

[momji_2]

(hey shuddup its our own privacy u dont need the whole world to know...>>WENDY<<)

which then u sweve into

[xXWENWENXx]

another fat blob named james

[angiela]

and fell of the road

[angiela]

onto another fat blob named...

[angiela]

dennis who was gay with

[angiela]

another fat blob named deane

[momji_2]

a person named ANgela who

[xXWENWENXx]

deane and swerved around and
(u rn't supposed to type 2 of them, let other hv a turn..oO)

[angiela]

but terrence was jealous so...

[angiela]

he decided to be gay with...

[angiela]

another fat blob named leo

[xXWENWENXx]

he started a bisterd fight

[angiela]

who was already gay with

[momji_2]

a man named *above* which

[xXWENWENXx]

double dated in 1090 but

[angiela]

(excuse me terrence but do u mind...at least i'm not the one who thinks ur flab is a six pack)

thought his flab was muscle

[xXWENWENXx]

(angela u r talking about ur self)
so de muscle went flab

[momji_2]

who was a man that

[xXWENWENXx]

liked to drink and smoke

[momji_2]

which he called himself XDman

[xXWENWENXx]

and he liked to XD

[momji_2]

alot with ppl who are

[xXWENWENXx]

either retard, mental or gay

[momji_2]

and that is just mean

[atomsk]

the acceptance speech for the webbys is exactly 5 words, no more, no less
after al gore lost to president bush due to a vote recount in Florida, he said, accepting his webby for his online campaign, "please dont recount this vote"

[sousuke]

restart... NOW!!

there was a boy named....

[ricecake]

fred who lived with his

[xXWENWENXx]

grandad in a little house

[ricecake]

on the hill in the

[xXWENWENXx]

moutains one top of the

[ricecake]

cliff over looking the ocean

[xXWENWENXx]

which was blue and full

[momji_2]

of all different kinds of

[xXWENWENXx]

smily faces and random things

[momji_2]

such as things which are

[xXWENWENXx]

bones, stones and etc etc

[momji_2]

which could be included as

[xXWENWENXx]

random thing which would be

[momji_2]

bones of cows and horses

[xXWENWENXx]

which were all from the

[momji_2]

desert which had no other

[xXWENWENXx]

topping or falvours that caused

[sousuke]

an why did my topic-die....

[analogZero]

grass needs rain and sunshine

[cutieB]

socks i put on my

[aezgaga]

Head that i forget to....

[ylaixVK]

wash and now it smells

[analogZero]

like dirty, acidic, stink feet

[sousuke]

an smelly old people so....

[Nightmare]

I took it off and...

[sousuke]

rubbed it all over analogzero's...