Good. Bad. Worst.

[Magicbird]

So you create a situation, then the next person will say something negative about that situation, and the next user will say something even more negative about the situation.

Example:

First person:'Good: I have a cookie!'
Second person: 'Bad: It tastes like mud..'
Third person: 'Worse: It has poison on it..'
Fourth person: *another situation*

You get the idea? Please don't forget to add 'Good', 'Bad' and 'Worse' before your sentence to avoid confusions..
Be it serious, silly or out of this world.. It doesn't matter.. ^_^

I'll start..
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Good:'I got a new game!'

[animex09]

bad: not many posts yet.

[Magicbird]

Worst: It dies here!

[DocHack]

Good: Pie is good for you

[animex09]

bad:i dont hve any

[animechic]

worst im cant have any im on diet

[Magicbird]

Good: A Playstation 4 came out and youre getting one!

[animechic]

yes finally
bad its cardboard

[analogZero]

worse: there's no games for it.

[animex09]

good: pigs can fly

[Koopaking]

bad: They take a shit on your head

[animex09]

worse:no more pork chops

[puppetz]

good - you win the lottery!

[animex09]

bad: its a prank ticket

[analogZero]

worse it's actually an audit on you income tax....the reverse lottery

[monsoon 10]

I'm going to Disney land.

[Koopaking]

Good: Your rich great uncle kicks the bucket and you gain an enormous inheritance.

[analogZero]

bad, part of the agreement is you have to wear his dirty undies for a year straight.....oh gawd, I think he poo'd them.....on several occasions.

[ForeverSin]

Worse- the roller coaster had a loose rail and you fall of a 60 ft. climb

[analogZero]

I've got new shoes! :D (not really, but go with it)

[InnocentW]

bad: one feel on me O.o

[InnocentW]

fell* XD sorry

[analogZero]

worse, you stole it and double posted.

where's monsoon? did you see that?!!! I bet you're so proud I scolded a double poster :D

[monsoon 10]

worse, you stole it and double posted.

where's monsoon? did you see that?!!! I bet you're so proud I scolded a double poster :D

Look who is growing up.

Good: I'm god emperor of Earth.

[Koopaking]

Bad: You die and your retarded nephew takes over

[analogZero]

worse, you're reincarnated as your retarded nephew...

[tripletres]

good:i now attract all of the hot girls in school ( i wish...)

[Koopaking]

bad: you score with them and catch AIDS

[Kenshy]

Worse: I infect the whole school

[Koopaking]

Good: Your spouse dies and you score big on the Life insurance

[tripletres]

bad: your ripped brother-in-law thinks you killed her.

[tennis]

Worst: Aida is a disease that kills llamas. Poor llamas. :(

[Koopaking]

Good: You find a $50 bill on the ground.

[tripletres]

bad:its attached to a string which someone uses it to pull away

[salmeria]

Worse: you find out the cops were the ones pulling the string

[Koopaking]

Good: Your mum just got out of the hospital after being sick for a month.

[analogZero]

bad: your mom's on her way to my house for seconds.

[Unknown]

^lmao

Worse: Your mom gets HIV.

[Koopaking]

Good: You finally move out on your own away from the oppressive rule of your crotchety aunt and uncle.

[Magicbird]

Bad: You dont know how to live on your own D=

[leerock89]

worse: you end up homeless and hungry.

[Magicbird]

Good: You are having the best day ever!!

[Koopaking]

Bad: It starts to hail.

[Magicbird]

Worst: your good day become the worst day ever!!!!!

[Koopaking]

Good: You suddenly see a Billy Mays commercial on television.

[tripletres]

^wait, thats good??

bad: the commercial ends

[Ariya]

Worse: Billy Mays is fired.

[Koopaking]

Good: You get a fancy new hat.

[tripletres]

bad: it cost your entire life's savings

[Ariya]

Worse: The hat gets stolen.

[Koopaking]

Good: You get to meet me.

[analogZero]

bad: I'm there too.

[Magicbird]

Worst: You guys die today. D:

[jamjfly]

Good: I'm king of the world.

[Magicbird]

Bad: You lost your place as king

[Koopaking]

Worse: You choke on a piece of sliced ham and you die.

[Magicbird]

Good: Its sunny outside!!!

[Koopaking]

Bad: It's sunny outside.

[Magicbird]

Worst: Its dark out.

[jamjfly]

Good: The moon is full.

[Magicbird]

Bad: Someone killed the moon

[analogZero]

worse: you only realize now that the moon was a living organism.

[tripletres]

good: your meal is ready

[Magicbird]

Bad: Its getting cold

[tripletres]

worse: its actually an alien that came to earth to eat all of its inhabitants, starting with you.

[saprintha]

good: we all love eachother

[tripletres]

bad:someone dies, and everyone else is sad

[saprintha]

worse: everyone dies after that one by one, and the love is gone....

[Koopaking]

Good: I just walked into a monastery, killed all the monks and priests, and stole their stash of riches and jewels.

[saprintha]

bad: they found out who the murderer was and are comming for you

[Oblivious]

Worse: 'They' have a whole army of people loaded with snipers and rocket launchers.

[Magicbird]

Good: Its the weekend!

[Koopaking]

Bad: Every Saturday your neighbor throws rocks at your face.

[Magicbird]

Worst: Today he threw a cactus at your face. Ow..

[Koopaking]

Good: You have just learned how to shoot lasers out of your eyeballs.

[Unknown]

Bad: You go blind after a few uses.

[Magicbird]

Worst: You die from being blind.

[illuma]

Good: you won't have to deal with that neighbor throwing crap at your face anymore

[Magicbird]

Bad: He's still throwing stuff at your house.

[illuma]

Worst: your house finally brakes and you have to work as a slave to get the money

[Koopaking]

Good: You dig up a couple of really hot chicks at the cemetery and make them your new wives.

[illuma]

Bad: someone is black mailing you for cheating on them

[Magicbird]

Worst: Your wives leave you.

[illuma]

Good: your single and on the prowl again

[Koopaking]

Bad: You're a fat, ugly loser.

[illuma]

Worst: you live with your mom

[Shigami]

Worst: you live with your mom

So after you were born,you became a lonewolf and rent a house?

[Magicbird]

lol
Good: You have a cup of coffee!

[Koopaking]

Bad: You spill it on a house and it burns down.

[Magicbird]

Worst: You have to pay the bill...

[Koopaking]

Good: You just got breast implants (if you are female)
Your girlfriend just got breast implants (if you are male)

[illuma]

Bad: the surgeon did a horrible job

[saprintha]

worse: one of them is bigger than the other

[Unknown]

Good: You get your own island.

[Koopaking]

Bad: You only get it because you are the only survivor of a shipwreck there.

[Waste]

worse: it happens to be home to a grouchy t-rex, laid undescovered for centuries.

[saprintha]

good: you win the lottery (yay!)

[Waste]

bad: you buy a mansion spending half of the money and it burns down with no insurance.

[Koopaking]

Worse: You catch a cold.

[saprintha]

good: you get better from the cold

[tripletres]

bad:you catch the flu

[Waste]

worse: a train falls on you.

[saprintha]

good:you are reborn into another life.

[Unknown]

Bad: You were reborn as an insect.

[saprintha]

worse: you get stepped on right when you took your first steps

[Koopaking]

Good: KABOOM!

[Waste]

bad: the bomb was nuke.

[saprintha]

worse:the real bomb is hidden AND IT'S IN YOUR HOUSE!

[Waste]

good: the guy you love asks you to be his girlfrend.
(girl you love asks you to be her boyfriend)

[Koopaking]

Bad: You get hit by a train suddenly after this happens.

[Magicbird]

Worst: You never see each other ever again

[Koopaking]

Good: You have a great new set of hovershoes.

[Magicbird]

Bad: Someone steals them..

[saprintha]

worse: you don't know who took them.

[Koopaking]

Good: You wake up one morning to find you have grown a set of tentacles.

[Waste]

bad: they have a mind of their own and throtle you.

[Magicbird]

Worst: They kill you..

[tripletres]

good:you become emporer of the universe

[Koopaking]

Bad: Your shoe is untied.

[Unknown]

Worse: You bend over to tie your shoe and then surprise buttsecks.

[saprintha]

good:you just finished an anime series

[Waste]

bad: it had a really depressing ending

[tripletres]

worse:that is the last anime you'll ever see

[Koopaking]

Good: You receive a postcard in the mail, but there is a mix up and you receive the souls of all the people on the moon instead.

[tripletres]

bad: the people come to earth looking for thier souls

[Koopaking]

Worse: You get sent to federal prison for opening another person's mail.

[Magicbird]

Good: You ate a slice of pie

[illuma]

Bad: You didn't like the flavor

[Magicbird]

Worst: You barf it all out. [Sorry to those who are eating]

[tripletres]

good: you're hosting an awesome party

[Magicbird]

Bad: Everyone forgot D=

[tripletres]

worse: a child molester came...

[salmeria]

good: im having breakfast

[tripletres]

bad:its poisoned

[Koopaking]

worse: there's doodoo in it.

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Good: It's my birthday today!

[tripletres]

bad:it only lasts a day

[Klard]

Worse: No one remembers your birthday and you get your ass kicked by a hobo.

[ForeverSin]

Good: its summer

[Klard]

Bad: You're albino.

[tripletres]

worse:you become as red as a lobster

[MelBrooks]

good: im going to camp!

[Waste]

bad: theres a forest full of rapists

[tripletres]

worse:a bird craps on your head

[Maydraie]

good: you just had a party with cave worms.

[Waste]

bad: they give you worms. (ew)

[Maydraie]

worst: that can't happen

[Waste]

worst: that can't happen
You've never heard of people getting worms?

Good: You join the circus

[Unknown]

Bad: Your job was to clean the animal's feces.

[puppetz]

worse - the only animals there are elephants.

[analogZero]

good: you won the kentucky derby!!!

[Koopaking]

Bad: You're in Kentucky.

[tripletres]

worse:people now mob you to death

[Klard]

Good: You find $200 lying on the sidewalk.

[tripletres]

didnt we already go thru something like this...?

bad: its attached to a string of which someone pulls it by

[Klard]

Worse: They have a gun and mug you.

[tripletres]

good: you solve the global warming crisis

[puppetz]

bad the globe is doomed anyway

[tripletres]

worse:you're the one to blow it up

[puppetz]

how is that worse? thats the way it should be.

good - you found out that you won a vacation to hawaii

[tripletres]

bad:since hawaii is an island with active volcanoes, one explodes and destroys the island

[Koopaking]

Worse: You get attacked by zombie pineapple monsters.

[Klard]

Good: You gain god-like powers and are poised to take over the planet.

[Ryuuzaki]

Bad: They get taken away.

[Koopaking]

Worst: You step in dog poo.

[tripletres]

good:you become invulnerable to all of earths illnesses!

[Koopaking]

Bad: You get infected by a moon disease.

[Ryuuzaki]

Wost: It makes you ugly.

[Koopaking]

Good: You have a toe.

[tripletres]

bad:but that's all you have

[sparkrose]

worst: your the toe of a fat short man who is always naked and farts alot.

[jamjfly]

Good: You can never die.

[tripletres]

bad: all of your love ones die

[jamjfly]

Worst: You became a raging monster and kill all living beings on earth and become lonely.

[tripletres]

good:you instantly become famous!

[jamjfly]

Bad: The media starts bagging on you really bad.

[Koopaking]

Worse: You meet the Olsen twins.

[analogZero]

good: you just built yourself an fully functioning time machine!

[tripletres]

bad:you mess with something in teh past, and screw up the present

[jamjfly]

Worse: You screw up something in the past, and president Bush stays president forever!!!

[Jello]

worst: after realizing that u screwed up the past, ur time machine breaks into oblivion and can never be made again

[analogZero]

good: your post comes with a free frogurt!

[Koopaking]

Bad: You are allergic.

[analogZero]

worse: there's no toppings

[Koopaking]

Good: You spend years and years slaving away for a company and finally land that promotion you've always wanted on the board of directors.

[illuma]

Bad: as soon as you get the job someone kidnaps your child, so they can get money from you

[analogZero]

worse: you work for walmart.

[alexei]

good:life z great win u wen th 1000000000 prize... :)

[tripletres]

bad:both tax and gas take it all away, wiht interest

[illuma]

Worst: you never had a car in the first place so the money that went to gas was just a waste

[Maydraie]

good: you became a vampire

[tripletres]

bad:you forget that and step into the sun

[Ryuuzaki]

Worst: You get sunburned.

[tripletres]

good:you get exempt from having to pay gas. forever.

[Ryuuzaki]

Bad: People look down on you because you don't have to pay.

[tripletres]

worst:you still dont have a car

[saprintha]

good: i ate a sandwich.

[Ryuuzaki]

Bad: You vomited it.

[tripletres]

worst:you have to eat your vomit

[analogZero]

good: you're going to the beach boooyyyy!

[Unknown]

Bad: You forgot your sunscreen.

[krazykandy]

worse: you die of skin cancer

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The bird of Hermes is my anme eating my wings to make me tame-alucard :dance:

[salmeria]

good: you can fly

[gimzale]

bad: so can everyone elas

[Unknown]

Worse: You find a shiny penny.

[salmeria]

Good: you can eat all you want without getting fat

[Koopaking]

Bad: It's a lie and you still get fat.

[illuma]

Worse you get so fat you can't walk

[Koopaking]

Good: Sporks.

[alexei]

sorry wat does it mean.... :P

[tripletres]

sporks is a combination of a spoon and a fork.
bad:people change the fork to spoon ration of a spork
http://www.xkcd.com/419/

[analogZero]

worse: it's coal powered and your mouth keeps getting cut up.....oh wait that's the knork.

[saprintha]

good: you opened your own business.

[tripletres]

bad:it fails

[hanahime16]

bad: your business sells something no one wants or cares about

[tripletres]

worst:it was built poorly and it collapses in on itself

[saprintha]

Good: you conquered the world

[Maydraie]

bad: everyone's dead so you control an empty rock.

[tripletres]

worst, the oceans cover the land, thus so you are swimming forever on your world

[saprintha]

worse: you die also and now there is no one in the world.

[Maydraie]

good: you burn down an orphange

[tripletres]

bad:you were in it when it burned

[saprintha]

worse: all that was left of you was your right ear.

[Maydraie]

good: you slaughtered a whole town

[saprintha]

Bad: their ghosts begins to haunt you in your sleep.

[Maydraie]

worse: you end up clawing your eyes out.

[jamjfly]

Good: You have excellent hearing.

[analogZero]

bad: I can hear your silent farts

[tripletres]

worst:i can smell your silent farts

[Koopaking]

Good: You get promoted to admin.

[jamjfly]

Bad: You're not doing such a hot job.

[Koopaking]

Worse: You realize that a user comes to this conclusion when you have only been admin for like 2 hours so far.

[analogZero]

good: things are going good!

[tripletres]

bad:things turn bad

[analogZero]

wrose: you mispell worse...

[Koopaking]

Good: THIS IS ANIME FUEL!

[analogZero]

bad: ...I can't think of anything bad...

[Unknown]

Worse: analogZero can't think of anything bad.

[salmeria]

Good:we can visit the moon when ever we want to

[sousuke]

bad: gas prices suck

[analogZero]

worse: your tank's running low

[salmeria]

Good: you cant hear the annoying ppl around you any more

[Koopaking]

Bad: You can still see, touch, taste and smell the annoying people.

[AIDA]

Worst: It dies here!

Bad- it has a sad life and shouldnt have made it

[Anime_Dude]

worse-aida didnt do post right

[saprintha]

good: i shot down a terrorist.

[Koopaking]

Bad: He wasn't a terrorist and was just an Arab guy, but everyone assumes that any people from that region are automatically terrorists.

[analogZero]

worse: they're shooting back for some odd reason...hmmmm?

[Koopaking]

Good: JAZZ HANDS!

[alexei]

bad: no one knows wat it means...:P

[analogZero]

worse: blues hands

ps.

http://www.jumperlumps.com/product_images/669/thumbnail_jazz_hands.gif