Good. Bad. Worst.

[analogZero]

worse: they're adding on other charges for crimes that they were too lazy to solve. your name's been tarnished.

[am0184]

Good - u've been reincarnated w/ all ur memories and a new identity

[thoki]

bad: your memories were mixed with a psycho's memory

[Lince]

Worse: You have the same looks as the psycho too, and he was charged for murder.

[analogZero]

good: time to get sweet revenge on those who've tarnished the reputation of your former self. blood bath time!

[am0184]

Bad - because u look like the psycho, the FBI busts ur ass

[Anime_Dude]

worst: a monkey jumps in ur face and scratchs all over ur face

[thoki]

good: your face was the most handsome face of all the universe

[analogZero]

bad: now your as pretty as the monkey who ravaged your face.

[aezgaga]

Worst - The monkey Is more pretty than you

[analogZero]

good: sugar free gum is on sale!

[aezgaga]

bad - you became fat

[Lince]

Worse: You get heart problems and have a heart attack.

[analogZero]

good: it's just a mild arrhythmia. you'll be fine.

[am0184]

bad - ur also a diabetic

[Lince]

Worse: You love all things sugary.

[am0184]

good - the marvels of medical technology have cured u! ur now no longer diabetic

[Lince]

Bad: you get hit by a truck. (third time Ive used that one! ^^)

[thoki]

worst: you were hit so hard that when you hit the ground you were all over the place

[am0184]

good - u buy a new X box 360 Elite

[Lince]

Bad: It ends up SUCKING really bad.

[mmelisaa]

worst: there is no way out of the mess...

[analogZero]

good: if I type something good THIS time, then maybe something bad won't happen. the thread will close on a happy note with nothing bad happening. nothing bad at all. Just the reassurance that everything's gonna be ok. yup, just dandy.

[lostboy]

Bad. there's some one out there who will continue this thread

[Vakarak]

worst:- it already has begun

[Lince]

Good: Things MIGHT get better! (yea, RIGHT)

[thoki]

bad: things might get bad

[aezgaga]

Worst - Thing can be worst

[analogZero]

good: aw, fuck it.

[Lince]

Bad: I'm not sure the post above me was too good!

[am0184]

Worst - am0184 rocks ur socks!::D:

[Gstar16]

Good - Your not wearing socks

[aezgaga]

bad - you catch a cold

[Gstar16]

Worse - your trapped in a glass case of emotion lol

[aezgaga]

Good - you became the lich king !!! (on your frozen throne)

[Gstar16]

bad - weather gets warm

[aezgaga]

worst - your mighty throne finish in water :(

[Gstar16]

Good - it quenches the thirst of many

[aezgaga]

bad - it's salt water

[Gstar16]

Worse - theres a hint of Lysol aswell

[aezgaga]

good - you build a boat to survive

[Gstar16]

Bad - a storm hits

[aezgaga]

Worst - You died

[Gstar16]

Good - there is life after death

[aezgaga]

Bad - The life after death is worst than you last life

[Gstar16]

Worst - you have arms for legs and tenticals for arms

[analogZero]

good: at least you don't have testicles for arms!

[Gstar16]

bad - you dont have testicals

[aezgaga]

worst - You and a women are the last being on earth you should make kid for the good of eart but... You have no testicles

[Gstar16]

Good - you sprout testicals outa no where (lol)

[aezgaga]

XD

Bad - they are too small

[Gstar16]

Worst - The chick is butt ugly and has small boobies hahaha

[Lince]

Good: She cooks you food.

[Gstar16]

Bad - she doesn clean the dishes

[Lince]

Worse: She's bipolar and occasionally throws the dishes across the room instead.

[analogZero]

good: a crack of the whip and tug of the leash fixes that right up.

[arcose]

bad: she likes to kick u in the balls

[am0184]

Worst - she likes to do it A LOT! XD

[Lince]

Good: Shes kicked you so many times that you can't have kids with her, thus ending the string of hideous bipolar nut-kicking psychowomen.

[Silverleon]

Bad: She kept kicking you in the nuts.

[analogZero]

worse: crack that whip, dumbass! she's kicking you in the nuts! what are you, retarded or something?

[Unknown]

Good: You got your common sense back and proceeded to bitch slap her.

[aezgaga]

Bad - you miss her ( FAIL !!!)

[analogZero]

worse: it comes back around and you slap yourself. (double fail)

[aezgaga]

Good - She laugh and fall in the stair and Die ( Epic FAIL)

[sUnakO..]

bad: go to hell!!

[analogZero]

worse: sunako doesn't like you much.

[Gstar16]

Good - her opinion doesn matter

[wi_sam]

bad : agtually it does

[suune]

worse: it is actually the only thing it matters

[wi_sam]

good : she is dead

[Vakarak]

bad: she comes back as a zombie

[wi_sam]

worst : she is lookin for u

[aezgaga]

Good - You are an expert at Hide and seek :D

[wi_sam]

bad : u got lost in africa

[aezgaga]

Worst - All Affrican guy are zombie O.O

[wi_sam]

good : ur not a zomdie

[aezgaga]

Bad - That why they all want to kill you XD

[nosophoros]

worst-they succeed!

[aezgaga]

Good - you are one of them now

[Gstar16]

bad - u have no legs so u crawl slowly everywhere

[Vakarak]

worst- you are found by a troop of monkey paladins and can't escape (not mind me i just pulled that one out my ass)

[Gstar16]

Good - you speak moneky and they heal you

[aezgaga]

Bad - you made a mistake and you say in monkey: heal me then eat me alive with pepper

[Vakarak]

worst- you're allergic to pepper

[Lince]

Good: The moneys also hate pepper, so they eat you plain.

[am0184]

bad-they eat u w/ salt which ur also allergic to

[Lince]

Worse: Your dead now. That just sucks.

[Gstar16]

good - your reborn normal

[giovanni r]

bad: they poop while they fly

[giovanni r]

bad:they poop while they fly

[Vakarak]

and from the top now people

good: you find a wallet

[am0184]

bad - its empty

[Lince]

Worse: Some guy turns you into the police claiming you stole his wallet.

[am0184]

Good - the police figure out u didn't steal the wallet

[Vakarak]

bad: someone stole YOUR wallet

[Magicbird]

Worst: The Police stole your wallet.

[am0184]

good - the police arrest the officer who stole ur wallet

[Vakarak]

bad- the officer knows your name and where you live :^(

[am0184]

Worst - he escapes

[amerikajin]

good: you were evicted recently anyway and have been staying with a friend.

[Lince]

Bad: Your friend's roommate is the cop who stole your wallet.

[analogZero]

worse: moral values are down 164%

[aezgaga]

Good - You don't care :P

[Vakarak]

bad: your friend likes the cop more than he does you...

[aezgaga]

worst - your wife too

[analogZero]

good: you sell your wife and friend to the cop for $8000. what to buy?

[Vakarak]

bad- nobody wants to sleep with you now D:

[am0184]

Worst - You grow to be a bitter 60 year old virgin with 28 cats

[lostboy]

good: you have tons of money, your own company and no wife

[am0184]

Bad - ur stocks plunge in the current economy

[Vakarak]

worse: you are still a bitter 60 year old virgin with 28 cats ... only poor now :(

[aezgaga]

Good - You Have an happy life ^^

[Gstar16]

Bad - your life might be takin since ur stocks are horrible

[Magicbird]

Worst: Someone stole your stocks.

[ne_dAc]

bad: they can fall

[Magicbird]

ne_dAc:: Read the rules :)

Good: We live in a world where you dont need money to buy things.

[ne_dAc]

Ey! I'm blind! ......not.....

[Bee_Chan]

Bad: World goes into chaos with things buying too much.
Economy falls.
So on and so on.

[analogZero]

worse: stocks was a typo, it's actually your socks that are falling.
you look quite the fool now.

[Bee_Chan]

Good: You buy a new pair of socks.

[am0184]

Bad - they quickly wear out and are full of holes

[analogZero]

worse: the elastic's all worn out too. why, oh why would you purchase second hand socks?

[leoern]

good:You get married

[lee matsu]

Bad: how the fuck is that good ..i'm married

[moffetto]

worst: married in vegas, wake up with someone of same sex

[analogZero]

good: the person you married is a billionaire playboy/girl. you're on easy street!

[Magicbird]

Bad: He/She divorced you.

[Gstar16]

worse: he/she took everything n left you with nothing

[am0184]

Good - u sue him/her and win everything back, with a little interest i may add $$$

[analogZero]

bad: The interest is paid in stocks

[Magicbird]

Worst: You end up with Dial-up??

[Vakarak]

good: your ex would NEVER be able to call your land-line again. :hands:

[Gstar16]

Bad - she knows where u live

[Lince]

Worst: She's pissed at you, and comes to your house with a bat.

[Gstar16]

Good - theres a safe room in your house

[Lince]

Bad: The bat has a +80 attack against safe things.

[carolyn07]

...worst the bats sensed where you hide!,.♥

[analogZero]

good: you're batman!

[fazenda]

bad = she kept your belt

[Lince]

Worst: She throws the batarang at your face.

[Magicbird]

Good: Your AC/Heater is finally working again!!

[moffetto]

bad: u only think its working but its really on fire

[fazenda]

wurst; you havent switched to GEICO

[Magicbird]

Good: You use freecreditreport.com to check your credit scores.

[Is that really a good thing??]

[Vakarak]

bad: you STILL have dial-up so the page takes FOREVER to load...

[ruthven]

worst: the page is 80% loaded then theres an error on the page and you have to load it up AGAIN!
(my old dial up did that ALLLLLLL the time xD)

[Vakarak]

GOOD:-You get tired and frustrated at your dial-up and decide to go to the Internet Cafe.

worst: the page is 80% loaded then theres an error on the page and you have to load it up AGAIN!
(my old dial up did that ALLLLLLL the time xD)

i feel your pain buddy i had it too it was terrible D8

[suune]

bad: you are banned from there

[analogZero]

worse: you have a restraining order banning you from going anywhere near a computer. the feds are on their way.

[Ino]

(Wow, this thread will never end.)

Good: You've received all A's on your report card.

[lee matsu]

bad: is not your freakin report card is the kid with the same name as you ..

[analogZero]

worse: you'll have to go to college in a cardboard box.

[LilLocs]

good: you beat animal crossing

[analogZero]

bad: nobody's impressed.

[Vakarak]

worse: you played animal crossing for 5+ minutes

[Magicbird]

Good: You got a job selling cookies.

[Lince]

Bad: You got fired and brutally beaten for eating one without your boss' permission.

[analogZero]

worse: he kicks all your teeth in and shatters your voice box so you can't tell on him...what a jack hole, he coulda just made another cookie.

[anna_ren25]

.. then u can't eat ..

[Salt]

Good: Your best friend has given you the keys to a safe with his life's savings in it.

[Vakarak]

bad: your friend gave you Cuban money so you can't buy not one sh^t :(

[aezgaga]

Worst - it was stolen money so they put you in jail T_T

[Vakarak]

good: being in jail is a fetish for you

[aezgaga]

bad - The dude in the same cell of you have a crush on you

[Vakarak]

worst- he is 7 feet taller than you, 200 lbs heavier and 3 feet wider :wave:

[aezgaga]

Good - You hide in his shoes so he didn't found you

[Lince]

Bad: He puts on his shoes.

[Gstar16]

worse - his shoes smell like death

[am0184]

Good - he sprayed Axe in his shoes

[Lince]

Bad: Axe smells like death too.

[fejknick]

worst: you're allergic to axe and dies.

[analogZero]

good: your ghost now haunts axe girls.

[fejknick]

Bad: You cant touch them.

[analogZero]

worse: they can't touch you...which means they can't grope you either.

[fejknick]

good: your mom cant get to you either for the prison thing.

[lee matsu]

good: your mom cant get to you either for the prison thing.

Bad; what the fuck do you mean???

[fejknick]

Bad; what the fuck do you mean???

worse: If i went to prison my mamma would slap me even if i was dead if she could.

[analogZero]

Good: you don't have to endure the cold of winter.

[fejknick]

Bad, you're dead.

[wi_sam]

worst:you are lil wayne O,o eewwww

[fejknick]

good: You have allot of money.

[wi_sam]

bad : money no longer is used

[fejknick]

worse: you find out that money is just legal tender.

[analogZero]

good: you just won 2nd prize in a beauty contest, collect $200.

[Vakarak]

bad: you reread the card properly and you collect $ten instead
http://lettershometoyou.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/monopoly-beauty-contest.jpg

[Lince]

Worse: The $10 you collected was stolen, and you go to jail. Also you do not pass go, you do not collect $200 more.
http://www.useragent.ca/images/monopoly-go-to-jail-card.jpg

[fejknick]

Good: Its just a game. ^^

[Vakarak]

bad: electricity goes and its raining out and the car don't work so you're stuck playing that game.

[Lince]

Worse: Monopoly NEVER ENDS. >.<

[fejknick]

Good: You will have allot of time to think about your life.

[saprintha]

bad: your time ends up being shortened because of an incident.

[fejknick]

Worse: The accident was you getting cut in half.

[gnarcore]

good your cells reform but now your two and now you have a disney movie life sure is swell

[analogZero]

bad: you're affiliated with disney.

[gnarcore]

disney sells you off as sex slaves

[suune]

good: you'll sweet talk and be made into the number 1 host

[zanjii]

Bad:other people arnt happy with this decision

[suune]

worst: they send you to Alaska.

[zanjii]

Good: you win the lottery 25 million in a cheque

[Vakarak]

bad: its the cuban lottery so you are only rich inside cuba.

[wi_sam]

worst :its monkeys invasion

[fejknick]

Good: you now know that there is no god.

[wi_sam]

bad :ur wrong cuz there is god

[fejknick]

worse: you believe that there is a god. (God as in a person, god as in a energy spirit and such yes. But a man that sent his son here....no.)

[Magicbird]

Good: Everyone can live Happily Ever After.

[black cat]

bad:coz there always be a fight between Friends/Family

[fejknick]

Worse: Those Jew are still arguing about their own land.

[Vakarak]

good: they are no match for your samurai sword of doom death destiny and truth . DDDT :usagi:

[fejknick]

Bad: My karma would sink to the lowest point since the pope made all those christians belive in this: http://www.soulsphere.org/img/religion/bible_fiction.jpg

[Vakarak]

worse: nobody understood what fejnick said so we have to start over again :(

[Lince]

Good: Now we can talk about something moderately interesting.. maybe.

[wi_sam]

bad : i started over again -____-

[fejknick]

Worse: I feel so guilty.

[Orangeii]

good: that guilt gave you 100 bucks

[fejknick]

Bad: I will not see that money ever.

[wi_sam]

worst : cuz ur blind

[atomsk]

good:there will be cake

[zanjii]

bad:its bundt cake

[fejknick]

worse: the cake contains salt

[suune]

good: you like salt cakes.

[Vakarak]

bad: your sister made it (>O_O)>-----------> BZZZZZT

[zanjii]

Worst: you find a finger in it O.O

[lee matsu]

good: this site is awesome !!!!!!!!!>>"is it"???

[Vakarak]

bad:lee matsu changed the topic so we have to start over suddenly AGAIN....

[Lince]

Worse: There isn't ANYTHING to talk about.

[Vakarak]

good: you find a baby dragon

[zanjii]

Bad: the baby dragon has a bad temper

[fejknick]

Worse: So does its mother.

[Vakarak]

good: you're a dragoon (think FFV)

[Lince]

Bad: The baby dragon's mother is max level, and pissed.

[fejknick]

Worse: You're out of mana.

[Gstar16]

Good - you take the baby dragon as hostage

[fejknick]

Bad: Its mother is 120 times bigger then you.

[Lince]

Worse: You're an effing |\|008.

[Vakarak]

good : HAX

[Lince]

Bad: Life Virus! (like a computer virus but.. yea)

[fejknick]

Worse: its called death.

[saprintha]

Good: no more virus.

[fejknick]

Bad: you're dead once again.

[Lince]

Worse: We have to start a new story AGAIN.

[fejknick]

Good: Its about an immortal turtle.

[Vakarak]

bad: http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/2/29/IslandTurtlePSV-EN-C.jpg

[fejknick]

Worst: http://www.yugioh-cards.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/db2/DB2-EN047.jpg

[Vakarak]

good: the people who made these cards were very drunk/ high on some mystery substance http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/13/TurtleBirdMP1-EN-C.jpg

[fejknick]

Bad: Its not a mystery substance, its called PCP. :(

[aezgaga]

Worst - it cause SIDS (suddent infant dead syndrom)

[fejknick]

Good: Its an immortal turtle.

[aezgaga]

bad - God hate turtle so he put them all in a cage and throw the cage in a volcano

[fejknick]

Worse: Turtle is still alive since there is no god. ._.