Good. Bad. Worst.

[Flow9]

worst: then you die at a young age of 20

[wi_sam]

good:the same crazy scientest bring u back to life !!

[lemonek]

worst: this time he wont let u go

[wi_sam]

ur supposed to say bad
worst:u cant move without his orders.

[lemonek]

good: im living a happy life

[wi_sam]

bad : ppl think ur an ass .

[lemonek]

worst: not only that im a bad ass

[wi_sam]

good: u dont smell bad .

[lemonek]

bad: i do, i didnt take a shower in a whole week

[wi_sam]

LOL... i meant for being an ass u dont smell good
worst:u smell bad AND taste bad... LOL

[lemonek]

good: there is a good samaritan passing by and lends me his house and i take a shower

[wi_sam]

bad: ur a cute guy and the samrthing is gay haahahhah.

[lemonek]

good: i turned out to be a woman

[wi_sam]

dammn it .. ur good
bad : he bring his les friend .

[lemonek]

worst: i dont like his friend and i tell him to leave

[wi_sam]

ohh how polite ....
good : they ware just kidding .

[lemonek]

bad: i dont take crap from anybody

[wi_sam]

worst : ...................... ...................... ................. ur hungry . sleepy and thirsty

[lemonek]

good: i had my cc hidden on my pocket

[wi_sam]

bad: i am getting sick of this game .

[lemonek]

worst: ur most welcome to leave

[wi_sam]

why thank u for ur offer .
good: l am not leeeeving .

[moffetto]

alright lets restart this thread too
Good: the person u asked out said yes

[wi_sam]

bad : ididnt ask any one out.

[lemonek]

worst: u did ask somebody out, there is a paparazzi following u where ever u go

[wi_sam]

u mean worst .
good : u can see all colors .

[lemonek]

bad: what u said makes no sense and the paparazzi is still on ur tail

[wi_sam]

ok... worst:an earthquiq hits that area while taking the first foto.

[lemonek]

good: i was on my own helicopter

[wi_sam]

bad u forgot ur some body on the ground & h/she died.

[lemonek]

worst: it was my ex, so i didnt even care

[wi_sam]

heh
good : u find some where to land .

[lemonek]

bad: i landed on his house and he didnt die, he will be handicap his whole life

[wi_sam]

worst : he is in great pain

[lemonek]

good: im enjoying every second of his misery

[wi_sam]

bad : ur mean

[lemonek]

worst: u could have never found a better enemy

[wi_sam]

good: i have NO enemies.

[lemonek]

bad: u just made an angry enemy

[wi_sam]

worst : i actually made 2 angry enemies

[lemonek]

good: ur one and im the other one :D

[wi_sam]

bad: i am sleepy .

[lemonek]

worst: this is my last post

[libitina]

good
u go to sleep and post things tomorrow

[alexei]

bad:ur laptop/pc..or anythng tht u use 4 posting doesn’t work...:P

[kokoro-ran]

worst : the conexion is off for a wek

[wi_sam]

good : its been a week. and now its even faster .

[lemonek]

bad: i didnt pay the internet bill

[ricecake]

worst: you cant pay your bills and send out important e-vites to your party

[wi_sam]

good : ur not stuck in a monkey's ass

[lemonek]

bad: but ur stuck on ur own impotence

[wi_sam]

worst:yeah , that and u got aids , cancer and ur hungry

[lemonek]

good: u find a cure

[wi_sam]

bad : but no food

[suune]

Worst: to get cured you need to eat

[wi_sam]

good : monkeys throw their food at u .
now u have food.

[lemonek]

bad: monkeys food is lice, eeewwww. and ur the only one eating it :)

[wi_sam]

worst : i lived , every1 else is dead cuz they didnt eat it .....lol

[lemonek]

good: i was far away to see it happen

[wi_sam]

bad :...lol... u wer far away becuz u wer abducted by aliens who look like again monkeys asses.
......lolol

[lemonek]

worst: they didnt have any use for me and dropped me on a field

[wi_sam]

good : its a field full of anime ppl .

[lemonek]

bad: animated people

[wi_sam]

worst : who r looking for food (hume meet) ...mmmmmmmm....lol

[ricecake]

good: they find food every where

[wi_sam]

bad : they want to have u fr breakfast ..

[mmelisaa]

worts: i'm propably not fast enough... :o

[R+V Freak]

good: Moka is AWESOME and godly XD

[mmelisaa]

bad: i know nothing about it.

[wi_sam]

worst : i cant talk .

[mmelisaa]

good: i'll make some cookies tonight.

[Waste]

bad: you burn them! =(

[mmelisaa]

worst: then i can't eat them. :'(

[Waste]

Good: It's halloween soon!

[mmelisaa]

bad: i won't have a party

[Waste]

worst: a magic gem is found that transforms everyone who dressed up into what they dressed up as so if you dress up as a pumpkin your screwed!!

[mmelisaa]

good: then those who love eating pumpkins will have lots...

[Waste]

bad: But all the pumpkin lovers dressed up as zombies with no arms.

[mmelisaa]

good: there is a good godmother that turns the poor pumpkin-people back into humans.

[Waste]

bad: this makes the armless pumpkin lovers sad.

[mmelisaa]

worst: they try to eat the ex-humanpumpkins alive.

[Waste]

good: but by some stroke of luck all the pumpkin men were peodophiles.

[mmelisaa]

bad: now the handless zombies will wander around the Earth forever... searching for the pumpkins.

[Waste]

worst: and they will be joined by the vampires and werewolves and just about everything else so all the people who didnt dress up are screwed.

[mmelisaa]

good: all those creepy zombies etc are fairy tail character, so they do not exist.. :)

[Waste]

bad: which means thet some people have lost loved ones

[mmelisaa]

worst: which means that there will be lots of tears.

[Waste]

good: but they will get over it

[mmelisaa]

bad: they will never feel halloween the same again.

[Waste]

worst: halloween will never be celebrated again,

[mmelisaa]

good: then no more scary festivals. :)

[analogZero]

bad: I've got a haunted merry go round though, and you're next in line.

(you'll only be mildly brutalized/raped/traumatized if you ride the black horse...)

[Magicbird]

Worst: YOur merry go round stops working right before I get on =o

[spike81x]

bad: now crap will fall from the sky!

[mmelisaa]

(you skipped "good")

worst: ppl can't go out like we used to.

[analogZero]

good: time with the family!!! let's bond.

[wi_sam]

uuuuckk..... :x
bad: a monkey stole ur keys and put them in its ass....lol.

[ricecake]

worst: you try everything to get the keys out of the monkeys ass but nothing seems to work

[wi_sam]

good : it shit them out :o !!

[lemonek]

bad: you have to clean them out

[Magicbird]

worst: the stains wont come off

[analogZero]

good: you've got monkey sh*t stains on your keys...cool?

[Bee_Chan]

Bad: Not Cool. The stain is starting to smell. You've become an outcast because nobody will come close to you.

[kuristar]

worst: somebody tries to kill u because of your stinking smell XD

[Bee_Chan]

Good: You get a new set of keys :D.

[mmelisaa]

bad: the one that made the keys also wants to kill you...

[kuristar]

worst:the key holder dies

[Bee_Chan]

Good: Your still alive. But you stink. Like shit.

[Axe Man]

bad: A girl you really like is turned off by your stink.

[Bee_Chan]

Worse: She kicked you in the balls with steel-toe boots.

[kuristar]

good: atleast ur still alive!!

[Magicbird]

Bad: A guy shots a gun at you, youre not alive for long!! XD

[ichigogirl]

worst: instead of dieing, you loose an eye or arm.

[Axe Man]

Worse: She kicked you in the balls with steel-toe boots.

ouch that's cold

good: your arm was found the next day,

[wi_sam]

bad :lol...a monkey put ur lost arm in its ass AGAIN !!!

[Waste]

worst: it explodes

[wi_sam]

good : but nothing changed its sill in there .

[Waste]

bad: a train falls on it

[wi_sam]

aawwwwch.
worst :it was filled with monkeys .

[Waste]

(im shit scared of monkeys)
Good: they were on fire.

[Axe Man]

lol obssesion with monkey eh?
bad: that made them demond fire monkeys.

[wi_sam]

worst : HORNY humen-fuckin demond fire monkeys...lolz

[Waste]

good: i run in and blast them with an anti HORNY humen-fuckin demond fire monkeys ray

[wi_sam]

bad : they had their - anti HORNY humen-fuckin demond fire monkeys ray - SHeild on

[Waste]

worse: the ray rebounds and hits me :(

[wi_sam]

good : i was there and took it for u

[Waste]

bad: it turned you into a monkey.

[wi_sam]

worst : a cute monkey.

[Waste]

good: but i use my special powers and turn you back

[Bee_Chan]

Bad: You accidentally moved his body parts around while turning back.

[wi_sam]

worst: ...hehe.. now he has his Y thingy Y as his nose

[Magicbird]

Good: You got plastic surgery to get it off..

[wi_sam]

bad : it failed and now ur Y thingy Y is in ur mouth lol

[Magicbird]

Worst: Your girlfriend thinks youre a perv and breaks up with you =o

[lemonek]

god: now i can find someone that's really worth it

[wi_sam]

bed: no one is worth it .

[analogZero]

worse: I second that motion.

[wi_sam]

good: ur destined to meet ur other half .....

[analogZero]

bad: I'm only half the man I used to be.

[Waste]

worst: Which means your invisible

[Axe Man]

good: perfect dude is me.

[Waste]

bad: Nobody is perfect,

[Axe Man]

worst: your right and i have to admit it

[Waste]

good: I'm happy.

[Axe Man]

bad: I'm the one that made you happy while my sole purpose to make life HELL MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[aezgaga]

Worst : Your plan dosn't work so you kill yourself and then no one can make her happy so she fall in depress then she kill herself and all her friend who was happy fall in depress because she died and kill themself and it goes on until anyone left on earth !

(could be more happy but I've to do the worst XD)

[Magicbird]

Good: You got a job!

[wi_sam]

good : evry one has been given a new happy peaceful shit-free life...... ALONG with monkeys and their asses .

[analogZero]

bad: two goods! system overload!

[xXWENWENXx]

worst-des thread is disabled

[analogZero]

good: resuming proper function. phew!

[xXWENWENXx]

worse-stuff got deleted

[analogZero]

good: only the unimportant stuff

[Magicbird]

Bad: The important stuff got deleted too.

[aezgaga]

Worst - All good stuff was deleted so the existence of good disapear and from then only bad stuff come out !

[am0184]

Good - you find a pot of gold

[aezgaga]

Bad - You Buy a lot of thing and then A lot of gremlin From the lucky charm box will hunt you to have their money back

[saprintha]

worse: you don't have the money and they catch you to pay the price by torturing you.

[aezgaga]

Good : You are promoted God... Do what you what :)

[xXWENWENXx]

bad
the god started bullying u 'cause u r a noob

[aezgaga]

Worst - You've be now relocated Mind slave

[ricecake]

good: you are able to escape when no one is looking

[xXWENWENXx]

u got captured and was sent to become a demon

[skywolf]

::D: i say good part LOL

[xXWENWENXx]

::D: i say good part LOL

nono...u say worst part

[wi_sam]

worst;ur the only deamon who love monkeys .

[am0184]

Good - You see a shooting star.

[analogZero]

bad: it collides with your face.

[xXWENWENXx]

worst, the star made unerasable marks on ur face and u r now the ugliest person on earth

[mmelisaa]

good: you wished for beautiness from the star before it collided

[analogZero]

bad: it came true...then collided with your beautiful face.

[am0184]

Worst - You can't move and no one finds you, so you bleed to death

[analogZero]

good: finally nobody around to bug me...ah peace and quiet.

[xXWENWENXx]

bad-u went to heel and de devils bugged u alot

[aezgaga]

Worst - The Devil went bored of you and give you to his 100000000000(maybe more) Hell slave and now you are their toy for the rest of eternity

[analogZero]

good: they force you to eat delicious food and have sex with gorgeous women for all of eternity, because that's what toots their horn.

[aezgaga]

bad- The Food are in reallity dead baby with spice and the girl are Ugly guy dress in woman

[analogZero]

worse: you ruin the illusion...

[xXWENWENXx]

gus-u wake up and finds it was all a dream

[aezgaga]

Bad - The reallity is worst than the dream :(

[analogZero]

worse: you're in a soap opera!

[aezgaga]

Good - The singer get sick and you are choose to take her place and your prestation were perfect now everybody love you and you get rich !

[xXWENWENXx]

bad..u hv to act everyday and now ur alll stressed out

[Unknown]

Worst - A crazy fan kidnaps and rapes you.

[xXWENWENXx]

gud-dat fan was sexy

[aezgaga]

bad - The Fan has created a fan club and they are all raping you

[gnarcore]

worse: they have aids

[aezgaga]

Good - You catch too many sickness so your body made found a way to protect himself to the aid and then medecine study you and develop a way to heal aid hurrah !

[gnarcore]

bad you realize you only got one aid and lose track of his twin

[aezgaga]

Worst - You body get crazy and created a lot of sickness that everyone catch it and are going to die

[gnarcore]

good- its like i am legend but actually good unlike the movie

[aezgaga]

bad - will smith kick your ass

[gnarcore]

worst- he makes you sit down and watch men in black 3

[aezgaga]

Good - The movie dosn't work !

[kuristar]

bad: i cant understand the situation...

[aezgaga]

Worst - We refuse to explain !!! XD

[kuristar]

good: now i know whats happening

[aezgaga]

bad - not for long because it'll become much much more random with time XD

[kuristar]

worst: you'll be the one whose not going to understand in the near future... hhehehe

[aezgaga]

Good - I'm starting to be lost but I don't care :D XD

[kuristar]

bad: im laughing at u now XD

[aezgaga]

Worst - I'm going to kill myself because you are mean XD

[kuristar]

good: i stopped laughing at u

[aezgaga]

bad - I don't want to kill me but I already the rope around my neck HELP *fall* aaaarg ! halp !

[kuristar]

worst: i tried to help but i made it even worse... XD

[aezgaga]

Good - My head pop out and return on my body like magic :D

[kuristar]

bad: the magic did not last long

[aezgaga]

Worst - The magic heal the wound but not toghetter so my head start rolling on the floor !!! SOMEONE CATCH MY HEAD !!!

[wi_sam]

good i used my magyk an evrything back to norm .

[aezgaga]

Bad - You put my head on my but ...

[wi_sam]

y mean ass .... worst ppl thot that was cute

[aezgaga]

Good - ...... eum..... I became the legendary Butthead man ?

[wi_sam]

wow
bad : u need to use a bthroom (u need to do the big one know) !!!

[aezgaga]

worst - I sat on the toilet and I die in the water ^^' XD

[analogZero]

good, you're no longer living the horrible existence of having a butt for a head.

[am0184]

bad - the gods decided you were too fortunate and cursed you so that cats would franticly bite and claw you whenever they saw you.

[analogZero]

worse: your true love is a cat lady.

[aezgaga]

Good - She's very very...very pretty

[Bee_Chan]

Bad: She reeks of cat urine.

[gnarcore]

worse you cant get it out of your jacket son of a gun

[analogZero]

good: but the love is there.

[xXWENWENXx]

bad- it went away a few mins later

[Magicbird]

Worst: The love never came back

[mszjay14]

good: at least u still have ur brain...lol

[xXWENWENXx]

bad-ur brain went away after a few mins too

[mszjay14]

worst: it suddenly got eaten by aliens?

[MelBrooks]

Good: I returned to AF after a few days

[gnarcore]

Bad- AF servers crash ...................... knock on wood

[xXWENWENXx]

worst-af is dead

[soulten]

Good- You can now start a real life!

[xXWENWENXx]

bad-u realised that u dunt hv a real life

[am0184]

worst - you start spiraling out of control when u realise this and go on a deadly rampage which ends in ur demise

[analogZero]

good: candy bars

[wi_sam]

bad : non-choclate candy bars

[aezgaga]

Worst - Diet with no sugar candy bar XD

[am0184]

Good - you get an X box 360 for free

[saprintha]

bad: it's in bad condition because some parts don't work.

[Maydraie]

worse: it fails to electrocute you

[am0184]

Good - a Gennie offers you three wishes

[Maydraie]

bad: its a real genie

[Vakarak]

worst: for all your wishes it says either 'that's bad for you', 'that's impossible' or 'i don't feel like it'--courtesy of devil may cry

[Maydraie]

worst: for all your wishes it says either 'that's bad for you', 'that's impossible' or 'i don't feel like it'--courtesy of devil may cry

devil may cry is amazing!!!

good: your a half daemon

[analogZero]

bad: the other half is pigeon.

[saprintha]

worse: you pose no threat to others.

[aezgaga]

Good - I don't understand what you meant :D XD

[animegurl7]

bad-you find out and it's a bad thing

[xXWENWENXx]

worst-it cursed u for life

[suune]

good: you can curse others to be like you for revenge...

Oh, wait... that's not good...for the people...

[xXWENWENXx]

bad-de ppl all h8 u

[gnarcore]

worse- bush is now your best bud