Good. Bad. Worst.

[ricecake]

bad: sharks dont buy it and attack the fisherman

[lemonek]

worst: fisherman were eaten alive

[ricecake]

good: we still got fish for dinner

[lemonek]

bad : the fish was bad before we even got to cook it

[ricecake]

worst: every one starves

[lemonek]

good:no one will, we are cannibals

[analogZero]

bad: that doesn't sound too good.

[ricecake]

worst: no one is willing to convert to cannibalism so we starve again

[Maydraie]

good: i eat your children

[ricecake]

bad: the children poison you

[lemonek]

worst: you get the t-virus

[ricecake]

good: you become a better alice and find a cure so everyone can be helped

[analogZero]

bad: your friends and such are trying to kill you since you're infected.

[Orangeii]

worst: you died

[lemonek]

worst: I already have t-virus on my veins, im a super human i kick their asses

[ricecake]

good: you become immune to the virus and you cant die no matter what

[tennis]

bad: The girl I like likes somebody else. ;_;

[ricecake]

worst: because of that we must kill you

[analogZero]

good: I get your girl!...don't wait up.

[ricecake]

bad: the girl has crabs and passes it to you

[lemonek]

worst: the medication is on the other side of the world

[analogZero]

good: fed ex! it'll be here over night! unlike that infested girl...

[ricecake]

bad: the fed ex guy drives off the cliff with your medicine

[analogZero]

worse: I'm itchy.

[Ryuuzaki]

Good: The meds are found and are brought to your house.

[ricecake]

bad: only have the meds were found so your only have cured

[analogZero]

worse: I read 'have' instead of 'half' so my stokedness on being cured has been downgraded...

[ricecake]

good: it was a fluke.. everything is back to normal

[Maydraie]

bad: no one likes normalness.

[ricecake]

worst: because of this there is a riot and all the ppl who like to be normal are killed

[analogZero]

good: you're warped to a world of supreme happiness!

[Silverleon]

Bad: You're gothic

[analogZero]

worse: you're gothic...

[mszjay14]

good: u actually bcame 2 like it...

[ricecake]

bad: you become soo gothic you forget what day light is

[mszjay14]

lol
worst: u become sooo ummm sensitive 2 sight...cant come out period

[lemonek]

worse: there is nothing else but gothic

[ricecake]

good: you become emo and start your own band

[lemonek]

bad: the hair wont let me see and i tripped

[mszjay14]

worst:ur so brused..u had 2 go to the hospital

[lemonek]

good: the doctor is so handsome

[mszjay14]

bad: he's hansome but a very bad husband!

[lemonek]

worst: yeah he beat up his wife and is the woman next to me at the hospital bed in the same room

[mszjay14]

good: ur outta there!

[lemonek]

bad: im still emo

[mszjay14]

worst: the same thing happened all over again...like de ja vu

[lemonek]

good: i cut my hair and im neither goth or emo

[analogZero]

bad: you're wardrobe's all black still.

[mszjay14]

worst: everyone else but u are emos now!! they took over the world!!

[lemonek]

good: im an emo girl, on an emo world

[ricecake]

bad: you get shot and everyone cheers

[lemonek]

worst: im not even wounded

[ricecake]

good: you live to see another day

[lemonek]

bad: im running down the hill and i find a truck

[ricecake]

worst: the truck doesnt work your stuck

[lemonek]

good: there is a jeep next to it and it works

[ricecake]

bad: theres only half a tank of gas

[lemonek]

worst: it will only takes us half way from our destination

[ricecake]

good: we find a safe house near by

[analogZero]

bad: the safe house is of poor construction quality and will likely fall down if entered.

[Maydraie]

worse: i can't get there fast enough to kill you

[ricecake]

good: knowing you are after us gives us plenty of time to set up a trap

[mszjay14]

bad: they found out b4 time

[ricecake]

worst: they kill everyone who stands in their way

[analogZero]

good: it's raining men. hallelujah, it's raining men. amen!

[lemonek]

bad:it rains men on the wrong place

[ricecake]

worst: all the raining men die on impact

[lemonek]

good: few of them are alive and come to help us out

[ricecake]

bad: they end up helping themselves to all our food and money and gas

[lemonek]

worst: we will starve to death

[ricecake]

good: as a last resort we turn into cannibals

[analogZero]

bad: it's raining cannibalistic men!

[ricecake]

worst: the cannibalistic men are only eating the woman

[alexei]

good: th world z going 2 stop fighting against each other...

[ricecake]

bad: only a few want this to happen

[alexei]

worse:its jst going 2 stop in our dreams...

[ricecake]

good: are dreams come true theres no more war

[alexei]

bad:war doesn't allow us 2 sleep

[ricecake]

worst: your house becomes the main target and everyone is trying to blow your house up

[alexei]

good:ill not b able 2 eat well 4 three days

[ricecake]

bad: there isnt enough food to go around ppl are getting ready to fight

[alexei]

worse: thy all die even b4 th fight begins...coz of hunger^^

[ricecake]

good: there a few survivors to start all over

[lemonek]

bad: we have no idea where to start

[ricecake]

worst: the end is near and we arent prepared

[analogZero]

good: a rocket to a moon base has shown up.

[ricecake]

bad: only ten people can fit

[lemonek]

worst: in the middle of the debate of who is going and who isnt the rocket leaves

[ricecake]

good: theres another one on its way so be smart about the decision

[lemonek]

bad: everybody was running towards it, and only less than ten got in it and the rest was left behind

[ricecake]

worst: those left behind get blown up

[lemonek]

good: the are blown out for good and life starts once again

[ricecake]

bad: some of them mutated and want revenge

[lemonek]

good: when they mutated we were already in the moon

[ricecake]

bad: one hid away in the luggage area

[lemonek]

worst: it looks like an alien and starts moving closer to us

[ricecake]

good: one of the passengers is an alien killer and gets rid of it

[mszjay14]

bad:the alien killed the so called alien killer....

[ricecake]

worst: and the pilot no one is going to make it

[mszjay14]

good: it was all just a dream!

[ricecake]

bad: that turned into a nightmare

[mszjay14]

worst: sumthing worst happened than ur dream.....u got....ur in the airplane that was in ur dream and u survived but the plane crashed in water so ur all surrounded by sharks!

[ricecake]

good: the sharks are vegetarians

[mszjay14]

bad: that was only in ur mind!! they're totally meat eaters

[ricecake]

worst: the sharks are tearing everyone apart in front your eyes and there is nothing you can do

[mszjay14]

good: well u were the only one that survived int he first place...so u don't have u care bout no on else...feed them 2 the sharks!!

[ricecake]

bad: the sharks leave no one left behind

[analogZero]

worst: surfs up

http://twitchfilm.net/pics/MEG.jpg

[ricecake]

good: thats only a picture of what would happen

[analogZero]

bad: not even batman can help you.
http://thomaswood.blogsome.com/images/shark.JPG

[ricecake]

worst: the joker killed are only hope

[analogZero]

fear not!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0UJaprpxrk

[ricecake]

i take it thats good..
so bad: the link doesnt help us out of trouble

[analogZero]

worse: batman is taking out patents left right and center. I had the idea for that ladder a long time ago. thief.

[Magicbird]

Good: uhhh... we stop batman

[ricecake]

bad: the justice league helps batman in destroying us

[jamjfly]

Worst: George Bush and Bill clinton are the leaders of the Justice League.

[ricecake]

good: Clinton kicks bush's ass and power is restored to the justice league

[Magicbird]

Bad: Clinton doesnt know how to control the justice league

[ricecake]

worst: clinton loses all control to the justice league

[Magicbird]

Good: Spiderman somehow saves the day

[ricecake]

bad: spiderman is just as corrupt as the justice league

[Unknown]

Worst: Spiderman rapes you.

[lemonek]

good: you take his mask off and u realize ur his coworker u can sue him

[Magicbird]

Bad: Your co-worker goes outta the country and now you cant sue him

[lemonek]

worst: he stole my purse with my passport in it

[Magicbird]

Good: You catch him back at your hometown

[lemonek]

bad: but he is outta country

[analogZero]

worse: you've been raped by a coworker dressed up as spiderman and you just realized how disturbingly f'd up it is...trauma, begin.

[scotsman]

good: you have a good psychiatrist who helps you through this traumatic experience

[ricecake]

bad: who charges you an arm and a leg to see him

[Eclair35]

Worst: And kills you after the Appointment

[ricecake]

good: before he could make sure you were truly dead the police arrive

[Waste]

bad: shame cos you are dead.

[Bee_Chan]

Worse: Nobody really cares that your dead.

[ricecake]

good: every one moves on and gets over you dying

[analogZero]

bad: your therapist.

[Magicbird]

Worst: the therapist poses as you

[Bee_Chan]

Good: Cool-Whip.

[ricecake]

bad: poisoned cool whip

[Bee_Chan]

Worst: Shot the poisoned cool whip up your nose, and died.

[analogZero]

good: typo, you actually meant to say 'dyed...your hair a cool new colour'!

[ricecake]

bad: its the wrong color and it makes you look crazy

[Bee_Chan]

Worse: Your hair falls out due to the fact that you dye your hair too much.

[analogZero]

good: bald is in this fall

[ricecake]

bad: turns out everyone was lying to you

[analogZero]

worse: bald's totally two posts ago. what-everrrr.

[ricecake]

good: you are able to find wigs that look real

[analogZero]

bad: they're made from rats

[ricecake]

worst: that have diseases and pass them to you

[analogZero]

good: plague party monster!

[lemonek]

bad: that sounds disgusting and u just throw them away

[ricecake]

worst: they end up all over your food

[lemonek]

good: there is nothing else to eat

[analogZero]

bad: plague party monster kabobs.

[ricecake]

worst: rodents have more food then you do

[pager]

the good: your getting laid tonight

[ricecake]

bad: that doesnt help you find food

[Ryuzaki]

worst:you starve to death

[ricecake]

good: ppl from a near by town bring you food

[Bee_Chan]

Bad: The food is poisoned.

[lemonek]

worst: we are dying of starvation.

[ricecake]

good: we find a lake with fish

[Bee_Chan]

Bad: You don't know how to fish.

[ricecake]

worst: no one else can teach you how to fish

[analogZero]

good: you've got dynamite. who needs a rod when you've got dynamite.

[Silverleon]

Bad: you accidentally set off the dynamite.

[InnocentW]

worst: you kill all the people with you and you blow off your arms

[ricecake]

good: you know how to stitch ur wound so you dont get an infection

[Bee_Chan]

Bad: You haven't eaten. So instead of finding food, you eat your own arms.

[lemonek]

worst: so changed ur mind so instead of eating ur own arms a hungry lion is chasing you and u run

[ricecake]

good: you have a knife in ur pocket and stab the lion

[lemonek]

bad: the knife is stuck in my pocket

[ricecake]

worst: it stabbed you in the butt

[amerikajin]

good: at least it wasn't a gun that was stuck.

[ricecake]

bad: you lost a lot of blood

[Axe Man]

worse: you die children live

[ricecake]

good: the children take over and are able to find food and fend off bad guys

[lemonek]

bad: they're just kids and the bad guys are back

[ricecake]

worst: the bad guys take all the kids away and set fire to all the houses

[mszjay14]

good: they kicked them in the nuts and got away and then call the fire department...

[negima fan]

bad:but not to far

[negima fan]

Bad:but not very well:scaried:

[animegurl7]

worst-u die.

[analogZero]

good: you're resuscitated by a super hot chick giving you mouth to mouth....to tongue...

[Bee_Chan]

Worse: Just as your getting into this chick's pants, you find out she's actually a dude, who hasn't gotten the sex change operation yet.

[analogZero]

you were supposed to do bad. how am I gonna top that with a worse, hmm?

um...you can't get the taste of pre-op out of your mouth.

[lemonek]

good: she is gone for good, she is hot but she looks hideous

[ricecake]

bad: she has a sister who is on her way to visit you

[lemonek]

worst: ur locked outside ur house

[ricecake]

good: you remember the spare key under the welcome mat

[lemonek]

bad: mom just changed the door and forgot to give me a copy of the key, im still out side

[ricecake]

worst: its a full moon out and there are hungry wolves approaching

[amerikajin]

good: you remember you always leave one window open in the back of your house.

[saprintha]

Bad: it's a 2 story house, and you see no ladder in sight.

[Zieghart]

Worst. You see a way up thru rusty protruding nails which can cut skin like a hot knife through butter...

[Magicbird]

Good: You climb the ladder to get to safely... who cares if you have a few scrathes?

[Unknown]

Bad: You get an erection.

[amerikajin]

worst: you get the erection while climbing up the rusty protruding nails which can cut skin like a hot knife through butter...

...ouch.

[moffetto]

good: someone is waiting for u in ur room

[ricecake]

bad: they are waiting to kill you

[Zieghart]

Worst. They read your diary...

[lemonek]

good: it has a super code and nobody will be able to understand what is written on it

[Zieghart]

Bad. Thay have a decoding machine with them... And it works perfectly...

[saprintha]

worst: they read your most private secret of all time.

[lemonek]

good: its auto destructible and it will explode soon

[Zieghart]

bad. you forgot to load the explosives in it...

[amerikajin]

worst: it's remote controlled and the explosives are in your back pocket.

[analogZero]

good: an explosion in your pants.

[Bee_Chan]

Bad: You now have aids.

[lemonek]

good: there is a cure for aids

[wi_sam]

bad: u dont have the mony to buy it

[Bee_Chan]

Worse: You can't get any because everyone knows of your aids problem.

[lemonek]

good: i still get the cure

[wi_sam]

bad:ur 5 years old sister took it and got the aids

[libitina]

bad it cures u then u get it again.

[lemonek]

worst: now we need more money to buy another antidote

[wi_sam]

bad it cures u then u get it again.

hey!!!
:mad::mad::mad:

[lemonek]

hey!!!
:mad::mad::mad:

i will take that as a good

bad: ur sick of AIDS and stuff and decide to leave

[Bee_Chan]

Good: You have a bottle of water.

[lemonek]

worst: i ended up in the middle of the desert

[libitina]

good u found water

[Bee_Chan]

**Note: It goes from:

- Good
- Bad
- Worst.

Haha people seem to be messing up XD

[lemonek]

bad: its an oasis and its full of thieves

[libitina]

bad
the water spilled b4 u got a drink

[Bee_Chan]

**** Other note: If someone beats you to the post, you can edit it so you can fix it.

^__________^

[lemonek]

i will take that as worst

good: the thieves are friendly and give u water and food

[ricecake]

bad: the food was poison and they steal all your money

[wi_sam]

worst: they ware horny . (sorry)

[lemonek]

good: i ran away and left them behind

[ricecake]

good: you agree to sleep with them if they leave you alone

[wi_sam]

bad : thy didnt agree .

[lemonek]

worst: they wont leave me alone

[libitina]

good
birds come and scare them off

[ricecake]

bad: that person turns out to be ur long lost stalker who has come to finish the job

[wi_sam]

good: u fuck them all took all the mony and go

[analogZero]

bad: you literally f*ck them and get crabs.

[wi_sam]

u should say worst but its ok
good : it turns out everything is just a dream !

[Bee_Chan]

Bad: You find out the dreams are caused by hallucinogens.

(Wait. Why is that bad? XD)

[wi_sam]

worst: u r being studied by a crazy scientest .

[lemonek]

good: that scientist is not that crazy and he turns u into a super human

[wi_sam]

bad : his first xpermint is crazy, loose and killing people .

[lemonek]

worst: ur the first to get killed

[wi_sam]

good : ur soul come back as a pig !!!

[lemonek]

bad: ur piggy soul get eaten by hollows

[wi_sam]

worst : ur not fully digested . an u got out with their shit from their asses

[lemonek]

good: i was not digested so i killed the hollow inside out

[wi_sam]

bad: then u died of heart attack

[analogZero]

good: you're getting a weekly paycheck from said crazy scientist for being his guinea pig

ps. why'd you reset my reset, and correct the mistake I made in regard to your mistake which was in fact a correction? whatevs

[lemonek]

best: im rich