Good. Bad. Worst.

[Koopaking]

Bad: You have to defeat the Zombie Ludwig van Beethoven in a composing battle in order to gain access to the antidote.

[sousuke]

worse its in ruskkies genitals

[Koopaking]

Good: It's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!

[Klard]

Bad: You have no good cards, save the dreaded "your mom".

[analogZero]

worse: your mom took your cards and is tired from what I did to her last night.

[saprintha]

good:blue is a nice color.

[analogZero]

bad: you get blue balls

[Russkie]

worse its in ruskkies genitals

THE ****?!

I come in here for the first time and I read this?!

THE ****?!

[scotsman]

worse: People sing your balls are blue da ba dee da ba die when they see you
looks like ruskie's not a happy bunny

[Russkie]

worse: People sing your balls are blue da ba dee da ba die when they see you
looks like ruskie's not a happy bunny

On the contrary, I still cant stop laughing! I so deserved that.

[Koopaking]

Good: I made poopie in the toilet instead of in my pants.

[Russkie]

Bad: The toilet cloged.

[saprintha]

worse: you have to unclog the toilet with your hands.

[LoKiWorlD]

Good: You pull out a diamond.

[scotsman]

Bad: it was stolen from a museum by some bad men

[analogZero]

worse: you get shot in the head by a rookie cop who plays by his own rules. don't mess with the wrong side of the law.

[Unknown]

Good: You receive a free vacation...

[Koopaking]

Bad: It's a vacation to a desolate region of Siberia.

[AIDA]

Worse: and then the docter tells u that u have cancer......

[analogZero]

good: i fought the law and I won!

[Russkie]

Bad: They're sending reenforcements.

[analogZero]

worse: I fought martial law and martial law won.

[Russkie]

Good: Humanity is at the brink of extinction.

[Anime_Dude]

bad-we are all dead:dead:

[analogZero]

worse: I left the stove on!!!

[MelBrooks]

worse-all humans will be forgotten

[Koopaking]

Good: You went to the doctor and your results came out HIV negative.

[analogZero]

bad: your pregnant tho

[MelBrooks]

worse-your having triplets

[scotsman]

Good: you get three wishes

[MelBrooks]

bad-they have rules

[analogZero]

worse: there's a time limit....and it's up.

[MelBrooks]

good-the earth is in the midst of peace

[analogZero]

bad: it's now in pieces

[MelBrooks]

wth is with that bad

[analogZero]

good: I've got some planet glue!!!

[MelBrooks]

bad-the glue blows up every time its used

[scotsman]

worse: I just used it. KABOOM!!

[Anime_Dude]

good-the glue didnt work so it didnt go kaboom

[analogZero]

bad: the glue smell makes everyone dizzy

[MelBrooks]

worse-it has the most harmful chemical to the human race

[scotsman]

Good: You are in control of the entire world

[MelBrooks]

bad-the people are revolting

[shadowmaks]

good-they stopped revolting.

[MelBrooks]

your supposed to say whats worse-they got AK47s

[analogZero]

good: I'm off to party down!!!!

[MelBrooks]

bad-your parents crash the party

[scotsman]

Worse: they get drunk and start "dancing"

[Maydraie]

good: we are all infected with the flood (Halo)

[Russkie]

Bad: someone comes up with a drug that kills the parasites.

[Kenshy]

Good: It's also the cause of sudden death syndrom.

[MelBrooks]

you guys arnt getting the rules of this game it goes good bad worst THEN back to good
worst-they become zombies

[saprintha]

good: we are now zombies.

[MelBrooks]

bad-we have no brains

[saprintha]

Worse: we live roaming the earth brainless until we die.

[Kenshy]

Good: I still have my brain.

[MelBrooks]

bad-it keeps saying to commit suicide

[saprintha]

worse: you obey your brain and actually commit suicide.

[Kenshy]

Good: I use it my advantage and take you out and rip the flesh from your bone.

[Koopaking]

Bad: You fart in a crowded elevator on the way up to do that.

[MelBrooks]

start a new senario already
worst- you die and he lives

[saprintha]

okay then
good: we all had a big party!

[Unknown]

Bad: Tom Cruise shows up..

[sousuke]

worse unknown shows up

[MelBrooks]

good-the almost "perfect" crime has been solved

[Magicbird]

Bad: you forgot what the crime is about

[milo]

worse- the criminal gets off free of all charges

[Magicbird]

Good: You are drinking water

[Zieghart]

Bad.. But your in the Mens room...

[Magicbird]

Worst: you see a guy peeing?

[Zieghart]

GOOD. You just won a front row ticket for this years WWE Unforgiven...

[Magicbird]

Bad: Someone steals your ticket

[suune]

Worse: The tickets were for V.I.P's.

[salmeria]

good: you dot need it any more they allowed to go in

[MelBrooks]

you start a new scenario after worst
bad-the person that stole your tickets sees you and kills you

[gigica]

worse: u didnt died but u are really hurt ...u'll die in ..the best time 3hours <in which u'll feell only pain>

[MelBrooks]

good-you saved the world from destruction

[krazykandy]

bad-you are the one that caused the world to be destroyed and people want to linch you
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The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame-alucard :lightsaber:
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[scotsman]

Worse: they all know where you live and are sharpening their pitch forks.

[Russkie]

Good: I just ate, therefore none of you need to fear me for another 3 hours.

[analogZero]

bad: I'm posting this 6 hours after your post.

[saprintha]

worse: russkie's hungry again.

[Maydraie]

good: we'll feed russkie cheese

[saprintha]

bad: he hates cheese

[Maydraie]

worst: that's not true and he ate all the cheese in the world.

[Magicbird]

worst: hes a mouse

[Maydraie]

worst: hes a mouse

stop screwing it up!

good: Russkie's going to kill you for that comment

[Russkie]

Bad: I decided not too (for some weird, supernatural reason)

[saprintha]

worse: it's not like russkie.

[Maydraie]

good: Russkie's a....a pacifist?

[Russkie]

good: Russkie's a....a pacifist?

THE HELL I AM!

Screw you Maydraie! (lol)

[Russkie]

Worse: Has anyone else besides me noticed alot of these are based off of me and are slightly confusing?

[Magicbird]

Good: Russkie left AF. [sorry, i had to say it.]

[Maydraie]

bad: Russkie came to you're house to kill you

[Magicbird]

Worst: I die.

[saprintha]

Good: we'll start on a new subject.

[Russkie]

Bad: It goes back to being about me.

[Maydraie]

worst: russkie's the hero

[Magicbird]

Good: World peace has finally been achieved

[libitina]

GOOD

: DOGS can walk

[libitina]

bad
: zombies now are invented

[Maydraie]

GOOD

: DOGS can walk

just stop, your disrupting the threads.

Bad-ish: Russkie disrupts it

[Magicbird]

worst: the world is gone =o

[Maydraie]

good: Russkie loves me

[saprintha]

bad: he loves me more than you

[Maydraie]

worst: he kills you instead because he likes you better

[saprintha]

LOL!...

Good: russkie needs something more than me.

[Magicbird]

bad: russkie eats you for some reason i dont know

[Maydraie]

worst: Russkie dies!:crying:

[sousuke]

worse maggybird called funny lookin

[Magicbird]

Good: I have cookies!

[libitina]

Good: he comes back to life

[Maydraie]

Good: he comes back to life

i said just stop!

bad: the jedi steal them

[sousuke]

worse maggybird called me funny lookin

[Magicbird]

Good: Chickens learn to fly

[Maydraie]

bad: chickens try to dominate the world

[Koopaking]

Worse: The chickens succeed, becoming the dominant species on Earth, they use their superior technology and begin to terraform and colonize other planets.

[scotsman]

Good: i edited this to make it correct. curse you koopaking.

[Maydraie]

good: I don't think Russkie's on

[Magicbird]

bad: Russkie is watching you post

[Maydraie]

worse: Russkie's at my front door

[scotsman]

Good: i give up

[saprintha]

Bad: so do i.

[Maydraie]

worst: you all suck at life
(though i'm not sure if thats a bad thing...)

[Magicbird]

Good: Im eating cookie dough

[Maydraie]

bad: the cookie dough expands and you explode
(which really isn't a bad thing. feels funny though)

[saprintha]

worse:you turn into the cookie dough.

[scotsman]

Good: everything is fixed

[Maydraie]

worst: you guys suck at posting

[libitina]

good
u guys all learn how to dance

[scotsman]

I'm terrible at thinking of good things and when i post some thing it's to late so i fail

[Maydraie]

I'm terrible at thinking of good things and when i post some thing it's to late so i fail

You screwed it up again. jk

Bad: I'm better than you

[libitina]

worse
u find someone better than yourselk

[saprintha]

Good:we all go camping.

[Maydraie]

bad: the noob comes a long

[scotsman]

Worse: the noob kills you all in your sleep

[Maydraie]

Worse: the noob kills you all in your sleep

good: like that is going to happen

[libitina]

bad
it will if the noob plans it out

[scotsman]

Worse: he gets trained to kill by russkie

[libitina]

good
russkie kills noob after he trains him

[saprintha]

Bad: noob is trained so well that they end up fighting.

[libitina]

worst
they decide to join forces and come after all of u

[analogZero]

good: it's time for chili!

[Klard]

Bad: The chili is poisoned.

[MelBrooks]

worse-200 alarm! chili

[analogZero]

good: I pulled the fire alarm and candy actually came out this time!

[Russkie]

Bad: As you eat the candy, you painfully discover they were actualy little bits of broken glass.

[Klard]

Worse: As you lay there dying a sexual predator comes and rapes you.

[shadowmaks]

Good: The police came and paid you $100,000,000 for helping catch the rapist.

[analogZero]

bad: the check is missing 8 zeros

[amerikajin]

worse: you still have to pay taxes on the whole amount.

[Maydraie]

good: your life has ended

[scotsman]

Bad: i've been given a new one

[Maydraie]

worst: you Russkie's younger brother/sister

[Inulove17]

Good: A couple is looking for a new addition to the family.

[Maydraie]

bad: they pick me

[scotsman]

worse: they only got you so they could sell your organs.

[Maydraie]

good: i'm not going to eat you

[amerikajin]

bad: Russkie looks hungry

[analogZero]

worse: I ate you instead in your moment of weakness.

[Maydraie]

good: Russkie's my friend

[Russkie]

good: Russkie's my friend

Bad: I am known to eat my friends.

[Maydraie]

worse: I eat my friends as well

[analogZero]

good: an eating fight has begun....who will come out victorious?!

[Maydraie]

bad: nobody cares and so everyone quits

[Russkie]

Worse: When you turn your back I eat your head, because me "not caring" was just a bluff.

[Maydraie]

good: life sucks

[scotsman]

Bad: it sucks so much you fail at failing

[Maydraie]

worse: Russkie doesn't suck at life

[Kenshy]

Good: It's not opposite day, so, no thank you, I do fail.

[Maydraie]

bad: you fail at failing

[Russkie]

Worse: You happen to fail while priming a pound of C-4.

[Kenshy]

bad: you fail at failing Worse: You fail at being Russkies female canine.

[analogZero]

bad: opposite day never really existed outside of kindergarten..... :(

[MelBrooks]

you were suposed to do the good
worse-it will never exist

[shadowmaks]

good, it does exist.

[Unknown]

Bad: You were only kidding yourself. It never existed in the first place..

[analogZero]

worse: you don't exist either. poof

[Zieghart]

Good. It's your birthday today...

[scotsman]

Bas: everyone forgot about it

[Inulove17]

Worse: The day progresses and still no one has said anything about it.

[gigica]

Good: you were at the store and u received 1 web cam for free

[scotsman]

Bad: it's only a 1megapixel web cam

[gigica]

Worse : they want the money for it now

[Inulove17]

Good: You just got paid today.

[amerikajin]

bad: Your bills were due yesterday

[scotsman]

Worse: the bills are more than what you earned

[ronave182]

good: i think u should kill urself..

[Unknown]

Bad: I kill you instead.
[That's actually good :P ]

[scotsman]

Worse:you kill yourself in the process

[Anime_Dude]

Good- u get reincarnated into a monkey

[Unknown]

Bad: You were born in a research laboratory.

[Gstar16]

Worse: the Lab is located in Mexico lol

[Unknown]

Good: I did Gstar16's mother.

[Gstar16]

Worse: Gstar Shot you in the head

[Unknown]

Worse: Gstar Shot you in the head

Where is the bad?

Worse: I got revived and came back for seconds.

[Gstar16]

Good:My mother has teeth in her so your now cockless

[analogZero]

bad: you've never heard the song detachable penis

[Gstar16]

Worse:you have a detachable penis

[gigica]

Good: You just finished school

[amerikajin]

bad: you have to take summer school.

[Inulove17]

Worse: Your stuck with the toughest teacher.

[Unknown]

Good: You're a weeaboo that just got a free vacation to Japan!

[Silverleon]

Bad-You don't speak japanese

[Magicbird]

Worst: The japanese people hate you and you get kicked out

[gigica]

good: u just buy a new pc <plasma>

[Dolly]

Bad: You don't have a keyboard, though.

[gigica]

worst: u dont even got internet anymore

[ronave182]

good: i give u a million dolar

[Dolly]

Bad: There's a shit stain on it.

[ronave182]

worse: i'll kill u

[Orangeii]

good im alive still

[Unknown]

Bad: You're alive still.

[Dolly]

Worse: You died laughing from that.

[Orangeii]

good im reborn from that

[Dolly]

Bad: You were reborn as a tree.

[Unknown]

Worst: You're now a desk.

[Lince]

Good: The desk is nicely made

[Orangeii]

bad someone broke it with a chainsaw

[Dolly]

Worse: You died again.

[Orangeii]

good i came to haunt you

[Dolly]

Bad: You find out I like company.

[AngelKit]

Good: Your parents gave you $250 dollars for your birthday

[Lince]

Bad: Its counterfeit

[Dolly]

Good: Your parents gave you $250 dollars for your birthday

I think you're missing it.

[Orangeii]

its supposed to be worst next

[AngelKit]

Sorry I did not see that my bad >.<

[gigica]

okay..i think i should start again with good...?
good: u just meet your "old" friend which u didnt saw her ...since last year

[Orangeii]

bad i ditched him.

[scotsman]

worse: you owe him/her money, with intrest.

[Silverleon]

Good: You find a genie who will grant you 3 wishes.

[Lince]

Bad: The genie is evil

[saprintha]

worse: he does not give you 3 wishes, and he kills you instead!

[Maydraie]

good: i live again

[scotsman]

Bad: your a zombie

[Maydraie]

worse: i don't kill you first.

[Magicbird]

Good: You win a free iPhone

[Zieghart]

Bad. It's not the touch screen version...

[Lince]

Worse: It's made of cardboard

[Zieghart]

Good. You found a 20 dollar bill!

[amerikajin]

Bad: It's Monopoly money.

[analogZero]

worst: you really needed that $20 bucks to feed an addiction.

[Silverleon]

Good: You win the lottery!

[Inulove17]

Bad: You can't cash the ticket anywhere.

[Anime_Dude]

worse:the ticket is a fake

[Russkie]

Good: Everyone on AF except me died... again.

[sousuke]

bad ruskie has anthrax on him

[scotsman]

Worse: it was cause russkie was playing about with biological weapons

[ronave182]

good: u got a kiss from a women

[salmeria]

bad: she had really bad breath..