Good. Bad. Worst.

[alexei]

good: i hv a brain...:P

[tripletres]

bad:but you lost it

[Anime_Dude]

worse-i found it haha(evil laugh)

[tripletres]

good:the world grows 394 times its original size, solving the space problem.(i dont no if there is one, but this would prevent it)

[Ryuuzaki]

Bad: It creates a mega evil vortex in space that sucks up the sun.

[yukichan87]

Worse: We all starve to death

[Koopaking]

Good: You take a huge dump.

[yukichan87]

Bad: It smells so bad that it kills everyone on your block

[Ryuuzaki]

Worse: It kills everyone in the state.

[yukichan87]

Good: You got the last scoop of chocolate ice cream from the ice cream truck!

[Koopaking]

Bad: You have Diabeetus.

[alexei]

worse: ull die after taking th 1st lick...

[yukichan87]

Good: You found a 100 dollar bill in your jean pocket

[alexei]

bad: u had 2 give 2 ur brother....

[yukichan87]

Worse: b/c he found out u got it from workin the corners

[Koopaking]

Good: Mollusks.

[alexei]

bad: i dont know wat does it mean...:P

[analogZero]

worse: I keep having to educate using pictures

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/151/SH2~Shellfish-Edible-Mollusks-Posters.jpg

[Koopaking]

Good: At least two people here know a thing or two about animal classification.

[alexei]

bad: im not one of thm...:P

[analogZero]

worse: http://www.saigan.com/kidscorner/animalsvlove/anib.jpg

ps. why are human's the only ones born wearing boxer shorts?

[Koopaking]

Good: Blargy Blargy weebl weebl wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[analogZero]

bad: gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggg!

[Unknown]

Worse: afj alsf adklsfla dslfajdklsfadklf jadklsfjads fal;j fakls fla fja klfjadslfjalsdf


ps. why are human's the only ones born wearing boxer shorts?

I know you know it but I'm just going to say it anyway.
They did that to hide the penis and scrotum.

[tripletres]

good:humans are the only animals born wearing boxer shorts.

[alexei]

bad: they look bad n it..:P

[Maydraie]

worse: the boxer shorts are sown to you.

[analogZero]

good: unknown doesn't know what he's talking about.

http://ttowntommy.typepad.com/t_town_tommy/images/2007/12/01/aids_no_003.jpg

[Unknown]

Bad: Seeing that picture.

[jamjfly]

Worse: Being the person in that picture.

[analogZero]

good: turns out unknown was right after all

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/773/262651.JPG

you should know what to expect here, so don't give any greif.

[scotsman]

Bad - i clicked the link

[Anime_Dude]

worse-so did i :(

[yukichan87]

good: I am not totally scarred for life from a link i clicked on in a forum

[tripletres]

bad:you clicked the link too

[yukichan87]

Worse: by clicking on this link it triggered a bomb and blew up pluto

[alexei]

good : no ones bored...

[illuma]

Bad: everyone gets bored again and has to blow another planet up. (I don't care they say, pluto is a planet in my book.)

[jamjfly]

Worst: Some bored idiot blows up the Earth and kills us all.

[alexei]

good: evrybody gets pizza....

[jamjfly]

Bad: it has anchovies on it.

[saprintha]

worse: the anchovies are alive.

[jamjfly]

Good: You have telekenisis.

[saprintha]

bad: you lose control over it.

[jamjfly]

Worse: Your head explodes from all the minds reading you are doing and can't stop because you lost control.

[saprintha]

good:you have a universal remote.

[jamjfly]

Bad: You have no batteries for it, and the store is sold out.

[Koopaking]

Worse: I actually like anchovies, and I've made the remote out of them, and eaten it by accident.

[analogZero]

good: scotsman and anime_dude officially don't owe me a birthday present, cuz that was awesome.

[Koopaking]

Bad: The earth is demolished by Peanut Monsters.

[analogZero]

worse:
http://www.x-entertainment.com/updates/pics/nut2.jpg

[jamjfly]

Good: You own your own business.

[scotsman]

Bad: it's a pyramid scheme

[InnocentW]

worse: you built the pyramid upside down, it killed almost everyone near it, so you lost your business and went bankrupt

[yukichan87]

Good: You are the proud owner of a shiny, new death note

[scotsman]

Bad: you go mad cause you just killed your best friend thinking it wasn't real

[yukichan87]

Worse: your shimigami h8s u so he decides it's time for u to die and he writes ur nme in his death note

[Gogo]

Good: Jesus was 8ft tall!

[Unknown]

Bad: He had Marfan syndrome..

[Waste]

worst: when he fell over it hurt.

[Koopaking]

Good: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.

[kai14]

bad: the roof is really on fire

[tripletres]

worst:and so is the house

[salmeria]

Good: your a person with honor..

[Jello]

bad: you later lose that honor

[Koopaking]

Worse: You are Tom Cruise.

[alexei]

good: koopa z th king..^^

[Magicbird]

Bad: He turns AF into a communist country....

[Ryuuzaki]

Worse: He does it poorly.

[Magicbird]

Good: Im going to open a lemonade stand!!!

[analogZero]

bad: you mistake acid for lemonade!

[Ryuuzaki]

Worst: You have a drinking contest with said acid lemonade.

[Koopaking]

Good: You get to star as an extra in one of the audience scenes of the Dragon Ball movie.

[Magicbird]

Bad: they changed their minds and kicked you out

[analogZero]

worse: you're in the new dragonball movie.

[Magicbird]

Good: AF finally got its new server!!

[analogZero]

bad: that's anti-bad!

[La_Mort]

bad:you don` t know half the people who show up

[Koopaking]

Good: YOU'RE HAVING PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST!!!

[Magicbird]

Bad: You cooked them wrong and are burnt

[tripletres]

worst:you still have to eat them

[Koopaking]

Good: You've just saved 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico!

[tripletres]

bad:gas prices still suk

[Magicbird]

Worst: Gas prices are now 8 dollors. =0

[tripletres]

good:we find an alterative energy source

[Magicbird]

Bad: Somehow we run out of the energy source

[jamjfly]

worse: the world comes to an end because we don't have an energy source.

[tripletres]

good:everythings peaceful

[jamjfly]

Bad: Bush becomes president.

[tripletres]

worst:if Obama becomes president (my opinion, you may have your own, but im not here to argue.)

[jamjfly]

worst:if Obama becomes president (my opinion, you may have your own, but im not here to argue.)

I agree.

Good: The world becomes a peaceful place without crime, war, etc.

[Koopaking]

Bad: There is no such thing as a world with no crime and war, it could never possibly happen.

[Klard]

Worst. Crime and War escalate to such a scale that the world becomes a bombed out wasteland and uninhabitable.

[DARKSYSTEM]

good: just have fun

[Klard]

Bad. You have too much fun and get a hang over in the morning.

[analogZero]

worse: I just had fun. uuuuuuuuugh.

[Magicbird]

Good: You get to live to be 1000!!!

[scotsman]

Bad: you still age and look like Yoda (or is that good)

[sousuke]

worse you fart out dust

[alexei]

good: th sun z happy..:P

[scotsman]

Bad: i ain't happy

[tripletres]

worst:you become happy, but then not happy again

[DARKSYSTEM]

GOOD: kick it with friends

[sousuke]

bad there parents r there

[tripletres]

worst:they refuse to leave

[Koopaking]

Good: Pork Fu on a flagpole.

[Klard]

Bad: You fall off the flagpole.

[Waste]

worst: it was the wrong flag pole

[tripletres]

good:you get a present

[Waste]

bad: its just socks

[tripletres]

worst:they're used socks...

[Waste]

good: your invited to a big party

[tripletres]

bad:your the only one who comes (not even the host is there.)

[Waste]

worse: a green cat greets you at the door.

[jamjfly]

Good: You are the most intelligent person on the planet.

[Unknown]

Bad: You're the only one on the planet.

[jamjfly]

Worse: The only other thing on the planet is a dumbass redneck who's IQ is 0.

[analogZero]

good: you've got the magic touch!

[Koopaking]

Bad: You are a bald man with an earring that likes to clean stuff. You are MR. CLEAN

[tripletres]

worst:you still cant clean

[saprintha]

good: you are a wizard

[Klard]

Bad: All you can do is turn rocks into guinea pigs.

[tripletres]

worst:the guini pigs bite you

[kai14]

wost: they have rabies

[analogZero]

good: you don't have repelling gas anymore!

[jamjfly]

Bad: Everyone else has it and now you are an outcast.

[salmeria]

worse: they even laugh at you

[Anime_Dude]

good-but they still like u

[tripletres]

bad:but they really dont

[Waste]

worst: you have one friend, and he beats you at chess

[Jmastera]

Good: You finally finish climbing to the top of Mt Everest!!

[scotsman]

Bad: your freezing your nuts off

[yukichan87]

Worse: ur a girl

[analogZero]

good: you've recreated small pox!!!

[Klard]

Bad: You're the first to catch it.

[Koopaking]

Worst: Everyone makes fun of you for being a nerdy doctor that spends time doing silly medical things.

[krazykandy]

Good: You break a world record

__________________________________________________ _______________
The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame-alucard :lightsaber:
http://www.animefuel.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=393&pictureid=5154

[Klard]

Bad: You break every bone in your body in the attempt.

[analogZero]

worse: it's the record for most bones broken.

[JamesHK]

Good: You magically turn yourself into a flying mushroom.

[Klard]

Bad: You get eaten by a drug addict.

[tripletres]

worst:you gotta come out sometime, and it aint gonna be pretti

[Koopaking]

Good: You aren't Kira. At least, you don't think you are or ever have been Kira.

[Klard]

Bad: The cops still want you behind bars.

[tripletres]

worst:i dont know who/wat kira is

[analogZero]

good: you haven't watched death note!

[scotsman]

bad: you haven't watched death note!

[sousuke]

worse you haven't watched deathnote!

[tripletres]

good:i change the subject

[illuma]

Bad: the subject is worse than the last one

[tripletres]

worst:you cant think of anythign better

[illuma]

Good: the new subject will now be of how great i am

[tripletres]

bad:thats not a lot lol jk

[illuma]

Worst: its sad but true

[analogZero]

good: you've finally come to the sad realization that is your life...

[tripletres]

bad:your life suks

[analogZero]

worse: this is absolute.

[tripletres]

good:a new server

[scotsman]

Bad: it crashes

[animex09]

worse: more anoying noobs

[alexei]

good: i own th fastest car n th world....:)

[animex09]

bad: it runs on cow spit

[alexei]

worse: it ran over animex after tht....:p

[AZNfiya]

worse: you're still alive but madly disshapen and in constant severe pain and he/she doesnt like you anymore

[AZNfiya]

crap wrong page... my bad...

[analogZero]

good: you've realized the error of your ways.

[AZNfiya]

bad: i screw up again somewhere else

[saprintha]

worse: you can't stop.

[Anime_Dude]

good-i stopped him/she...with my :serious: look

[analogZero]

bad: it scared small children and seniors in the process.

[salmeria]

worse: they all began to attack you even the old ppl

[saprintha]

good: you got away from the attacking mob.

[analogZero]

bad: you had to jump off a cliff in the process.

[kai14]

good:the cliff was only 2ft high

[tripletres]

worst: yuo screwed up

[analogZero]

good: you an olympic champ!!!

[tripletres]

bad:we all are, so no one's special.

[analogZero]

worse, there aren't enough medals to pass around, so you don't get one.

[sousuke]

good you got a ps3

[Koopaking]

Bad: you're $500 poorer, and that $300 of that money was for your rent.

[scotsman]

Worse:the landlord/lady takes your PS3 as rent

[tripletres]

good:we all learn to love each other

[Magicbird]

bad: people hate loving

[tripletres]

worst:love turns to hate

[Magicbird]

Good: Magicbird is back on from being offline for 2 weeks!!!!!

[tripletres]

bad: magicbird is back on from being offline for two weeks... (jk, i just couldn't resist)

[Magicbird]

...
Worst: Magicbird leaves AnimeFuel forever and with out Magic, AF can no longer be a website D:

[tripletres]

good:life is good

[Magicbird]

bad: life turns bad

[tripletres]

worst:it will never bee good again

[Magicbird]

Good: Its a beutiful morning!!

[tripletres]

bad: clouds come in and it becomes a terrible

[Magicbird]

worst: its raining..

[tripletres]

good:im good at go

[Magicbird]

[i was reading a go manga today...]
bad: you lost your concentration and went down a rank

[tripletres]

worst:they create a new rank for me to go down to

[Magicbird]

Good: You saw the movie Pineapple Express and really liked it!!!

[tripletres]

bad:i havent seen pineapple express

[Magicbird]

worst: you never get to see it D:

[tripletres]

good:i never get to see pinapple express (im not all that into movies...)

[Magicbird]

bad: you go with your friend to see pineapple express anyways.

[scotsman]

Worse: you're tied to a chair and forced to watch pineapple express 100 times

[Magicbird]

Good: You get to sleep in today

[Magicbird]

you just ruined it!!
bad: someone wakes you up

[Zieghart]

worse... With a Chainsaw?...::D:

[Oblivious]

Good: You got a call from your friends inviting you to the beach.

[Zieghart]

Bad... But you'll have to carry ALL of their luggage...

[Magicbird]

Worst: It weighs a lot

[Zieghart]

Good. You just won 125 million dollars in a lottery!

[Magicbird]

Bad: You spend it all on WoW!

[Zieghart]

Worst. And your account got hacked.....

[Magicbird]

Good: Youre getting married!

[Zieghart]

bad. To a same sex person you don't know...

[tripletres]

worst:you have to pay for the wedding...

[Maydraie]

good: you have a years supply of cheese

[suune]

bad: you don't like that sort.

[tripletres]

worst:you dont like cheese

[Magicbird]

Good: You get to be a movie star and live in Hollywood and Universal Studios!!

[sousuke]

bad you have to throw up everyday

[Magicbird]

Worst: you end up leaving Hollywood

[Jello]

good: you win the lottery!

[Magicbird]

[havent i seen this one before?]
bad: you waste it all on WoW

[scotsman]

go back two pages and you'll see it.
worse:you get banned for hacking

[analogZero]

good: you spent the day on roller coasters. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[scotsman]

Bad: you throw up on yourself

[LoKiWorlD]

Worse: Two other people in the back row throw up on you...

[sousuke]

good schools almost over

[scotsman]

Bad: my summer holidays end tomorrow.

[Zieghart]

Worse.... You'll repeat a grade.....

[Anime_Dude]

good-theres nothing good about that...

[suune]

bad - it gets even worse

[Silverleon]

worse-you're naked

[analogZero]

good: you're naked ;D

[Unknown]

Bad: Its really cold..

[analogZero]

worse: you're a guy and there's ladies watching.....

[Zieghart]

Good. You just ate the most delicious food on earth....

[Waste]

bad: it also happens to be the most poisonous

[Zieghart]

Worse... and your going to Barf soon while singing in the American Idol...

[Waste]

good: your finally back from holiday in your nice snuggly home.

[Zieghart]

Bad... No Electricity....

[analogZero]

worse: you get electricuted. (oh, the irony)

[scotsman]

Good:you are omni-powerful

[analogZero]

bad: you grow old and you're not the man you used to be. "it hurts to poop", you'd say.

[Magicbird]

Worst: You forget how to poop

[Maydraie]

good: your an undead wizard.

[Magicbird]

Bad: You forgot your how to do spells.

[Kenshy]

Good: You start a war against a country of your choice using your own hand picked soldiers.

[Maydraie]

Worse: Russkie ate you

[Maydraie]

Good: You start a war against a country of your choice using your own hand picked soldiers.

umm you didn't finish the last one.

[Kenshy]

Good: I'm poisonious, and the anti-dote is in Russkie's genitles.