Lame Jokes

[Koopaking]

Tell your LAMEST, most "ugh" inducing jokes you know in this thread!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

Two guys walk into a bar... guess they should have watched where they were going.

[quietchat]

So a Hooker, a stripper, and porn star jump into a puddle of mud... Oh wait, this one's too dirty.

[Ryuuzaki]

Actually all three of those gave me a chuckle.

Alright, here's something I made up in literally 5 seconds last year.

Why did the bear cross the road? To get to his honey.

[monsoon 10]

http://www.animefuel.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5058 <--It's a link to this thread. Get it yet?

[Ino]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. That's really old school...

[GetsuSui]

What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A bad hare day.

What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?

How do you start a book about ducks?...With an introduction.

Why can't you play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetas!


hehe lame joke are still funny

[ForeverSin]

What do cows do for fun?

Go to the Moo-vies Get it?:dancing:

Found it on my popsicle...

[sleeper101]

hey have you heard of a gold fish that went bankrupt now its a bronze fish

[Magicbird]

What did the egg say to the person? You crack me up!!

[Russkie]

I can make a joke unsing only one word: France.

[Ryuuzaki]

hey have you heard of a gold fish that went bankrupt now its a bronze fish

Wasn't that on a Spongbob episode? =/


Anyway, here's one. You. Get it?

[sleeper101]

i dont watch spongebob so i wondnt know i just remeber it from kindergarden

[sleeper101]

what bank does the vampire go to?

the blood bank

[shadowmaks]

Look in the mirror.

[shadowmaks]

Here an other one that I just came up with.

Come to the dark side.
NO!
Come to the dark side.
NO!
We've got cookies!
I'm coming!

[milo]

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

[animex09]

why did the rooster cross the street?
to prove his not a chiken
why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
cause he didnt have the guts to do it

[Magicbird]

What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderware.

[Koopaking]

What do you get when you cross a buffalo with a whore? Your mother.

[monsoon 10]

what bank does the vampire go to?

the blood bank

Here an other one that I just came up with.

Come to the dark side.
NO!
Come to the dark side.
NO!
We've got cookies!
I'm coming!

No double posting.