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Russkie
07-22-2008, 10:19 PM
Yes, its that time again. KNOW YOUR ZOMBIE FACTS!

For a good, reliable weapon, you should choose something with ammunition readily available. We'd all like to run around firing G-11s from the hip and bustin caps with dual-Desert Eagles, but it's just not economically feasible. Why? Lemme 'splain.

Availability:

While we all know how cool we look wearing fatigues, a leather jacket, a web vest and carrying an M-16, a Desert Eagle, and a sawed-off double-barreled shotgun, we must understand that to survive, we must drop a bit of coolness for a bit more survivability. That means chucking out that worthless Desert Eagle (#1, most people inexperienced with firearms couldn't handle the recoil, #2 you will be hard-pressed to find the .50 ACP in even speciality gun stores, and #3 the gun is a raving POS). The majority of ammunition you will find lying around will be of the following calibers:
.22
9mm
.45 ACP
.223/5.56
.40
.38
12 gauge
.308/7.62x51mm/7.62NATO (to a lesser extent)

Why is this? Well, quite simply, we've all seen how the law reacts to an emergency: They mess things up, they fumble the ball time and time again, and they will eventually wind up in getting themselves killed. This is bad for them, but good for us survivors. You see, friends and neighbors, if we do manage to survive past the initial outbreak, the Night of the Living Dead Scenario, and make it to the next stage--the Dawn of the Dead phase--we are in prime position to pick up a lot of hardware that the police will no longer need. If we HAVE been running around blasting .50 ACP at zombies and ruining our wrists and such, now we can throw them away in favor of a better weapon, like a 9mm or, better yet, a .45 caliber. Either bullet will make a zombie fall down and stay down for good, both are relatively simple to learn to operate and handle, and with the overabundance of ammunition lying around, you can actually teach others how to fire them.

Now here comes a tricky part: See, the .223 and 5.56mm are ALMOST the same round, but you can ruin certain guns by firing the wrong one. Bushmaster firearms are all interchangeable between .223 and 5.56, though other brands are not. If your carbine/assault rifle of choice has .223/5.56 written somewhere on it, you're good to go; if not, read your weapon (it is usually on either the barrel or the magazine well) to decide which brand of ammunition is best for use.

I included .22 here for one simple reason: Hunting small game. It will not always be feasible to go into a supermarket and grab a few cans of food. Now and then you might be called upon to get your own food. I would not personally ever put my survival in the hands of so small a caliber as that, however I would also want to conserve my zombie-killing ammunition for the zombies, rather than wasting it on a squirrel.

Ease of Use/Maintenance:

On the movies, no one ever cleans their gun, nor do they ever seem to suffer for the lack. In the real world, the worst weapon in the world is the one that doesn't work when you need it to, and the best is one with a clean interior and all the working parts in order. There are many websites located around the net where one can find proper cleaning techniques for your arsenal. This is one site I found with 30 seconds of searching:
http://www.brooksidepress.org/Products/Ope...LIARIZATION.htm

If you can clean a GLOCK, you can clean just about anything. Handguns are relatively simple to clean and keep in good working order, as are most rifles. An AK-47 is one of the easiest weapons to fire, clean, and maintain in working order, however finding ammunition could become a problem.

Keep your weapons clean now, and you will get into the habit for when the shit hits the fan (SHTF).

Melee Weapons:

Go outside and get a baseball bat. Swing it as hard as you can against a medicine ball. Now repeat. Again and again and again, until you can't any more. I'll wait.

OK, now that you've swung like 5 times, what does that tell you? That's right, melee weapons take a lot out of you. Sure, it looks easy on the movies, but this is the real world. If you really must have a melee weapon, I suggest something long and pointy to stab with, not something to use as a club. Unless you want to be bait, then that's fine.

(Written by Arcades057)

For the ease of use, I agree; the AK-47 is a far simpler weapon, one that was made to give to farmers and peasants without any training that they could use at once and keep in working order with little cleaning.

However, when we come down to range and accuracy, the M-16 weapon system takes the lead by a fair margin. The AK-47's maximum range is only 150-400 meters (I say the lower number, though some will argue) while the M-16 weapon system's maximum range is around 460-550 meters... quite a bit farther. When you're dealing with zombies, which should DEFINTELY be dispatched at long-range, the M16 is the only choice.

I do, however, give the AK-47 weapon system the advantage when dealing with a short-range human threat, especially when multiple targets come into play. The AK-47 can easily be handled, even in rapid-fire (NOTE: I did not say automatic fire) mode. The M-16/M4 are better for dealing with targets at longer range, meaning there should always be a combination of weapons in any living dead environment; all parties should also be well-versed on their roles and not attempt to be neroes or take shots that they shouldn't, thereby putting the rest of the group in danger.

As to the availability of the 7.62x39mm round: It is most usually readily available in gun stores, possibly even Walmarts; however, if you believe for one moment that gun stores and Walmarts will NOT be the focal points of many raids and scavenging operations, then you are sadly mistaken.

I did not include the 7.62x39mm round in my "easily available" ammunition section due to the fact that the majority of our ammunition and equipment should be coming from the bodies of the police and military after the initial outbreak. Some of us ( /me whistles nonchalantly) have saved up many thousands of rounds of .223/5.56 and 7.62x39mm for just this sort of occasion, so we could potentially pick and choose our weapons based on personal likes/dislikes to a greater degree than others.

But don't worry: I have more than enough to go around, fellow Pacificans, so we will be killing zombies together for a long time to come.

(A reply from Arcades057 to an idiot)

LoD
07-22-2008, 11:16 PM
Russkie what is it with you and the zombies?

Russkie
07-22-2008, 11:24 PM
Russkie what is it with you and the zombies?

You question my sanity?! No but really, its going to happen and you all need to prepare for the worst.

spirit
07-22-2008, 11:24 PM
Russkie what is it with you and the zombies?
yeah, just wanted to ask you the same question! ; )

Rincewind
07-22-2008, 11:29 PM
Russkie what is it with you and the zombies?

I was about to ask the same but then it hit me, he cant wait for "Left 4 dead" zombie game to come out ^^ just like me :D

Russkie
07-22-2008, 11:31 PM
yeah, just wanted to ask you the same question! ; )

Well, I look at it this way:

I either come up with something that is interesting (and could/will happen), or become bored out of my mind debating/talking about "who's the hottest anime female", "black vs white" or "I feel ignored".

So, instead of suffering through long hours of brain-numbing-boredom, I talk about things that can eat my brain...

LoD
07-22-2008, 11:40 PM
interesting, i might join the Anti-zombie clan soon i'm bored as hell :P

Russkie
07-22-2008, 11:44 PM
interesting, i might join the Anti-zombie clan soon i'm bored as hell :P

Well thats good, I would rather have you shoot zombies with me than to be the zombies I'm shooting at.

Koopaking
07-22-2008, 11:51 PM
Well, I look at it this way:

I either come up with something that is interesting (and could/will happen), or become bored out of my mind debating/talking about "who's the hottest anime female", "black vs white" or "I feel ignored".

Yeah two out of those three were indeed worthless topics.

LoD
07-23-2008, 12:05 AM
say one of your friends became a zombie would you kill it right away or try to save it?>

Russkie
07-23-2008, 12:11 AM
say one of your friends became a zombie would you kill it right away or try to save it?>

I garentee you I would not hesitate to pain the walls with his/her brains, bone, and blood. Then again, this is assuming I have "friends".

LoD
07-23-2008, 12:31 AM
very interesting, i always hate when they try to save the zombie in the movies and it eats someone but its nice to know you wouldn't hesitate.

now can you bring a zombie back to normal as in human or is it like a vampire you can't go back to been a human after been a vampire

Russkie
07-23-2008, 12:36 AM
very interesting, i always hate when they try to save the zombie in the movies and it eats someone but its nice to know you wouldn't hesitate.

now can you bring a zombie back to normal as in human or is it like a vampire you can't go back to been a human after been a vampire

Once you're a zombie... THATS IT... you're a zombie. You might as well be merciful and put a bullet in between its eyes and call it an apocalyptic day...

LoD
07-23-2008, 12:55 AM
so how does a person become a zombie in the first place, just by dying? or is it only the work of a necromancer>?

Russkie
07-23-2008, 12:58 AM
Read these:

http://www.animefuel.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3750

http://www.animefuel.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4635

If it still has not answered your question(s), then ask me again.

shadowmaks
07-23-2008, 01:07 AM
Read these:

http://www.animefuel.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3750

http://www.animefuel.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4635

If it still has not answered your question(s), then ask me again.

I remember those! I had a small part is them. Oh yeah. If I remember correctly, zombies move slow but can keep on walking to a place until peace returns to them. A zombie will continue to follow their target. So wouldn't it be better to re-kill as many of them as you can so they won't eventually group up and have a large group of zombies slowly getting to you. It doesn't fit all events. Mostly the ones were your on foot.

Shigami
07-23-2008, 06:46 PM
This got so old and boring that i lost any intention on arguing with you : /

strike7785
07-23-2008, 06:52 PM
You and koopa should hook up, you'd be great together

Russkie
07-23-2008, 07:57 PM
This got so old and boring that i lost any intention on arguing with you : /

Thats because you fail to see the possibility of such an event. I'm not sure why its so hard, but I guess you might get the idea once a zombie gnaws on your leg bone(s).

puppetz
07-24-2008, 01:13 AM
dont worry russkie. il be ready also. i plan on buying all sorts of weapons for just that occasion. il be the one with the sniper. :D

Klard
07-24-2008, 01:21 AM
say one of your friends became a zombie would you kill it right away or try to save it?>

I would blow that bastard's brains out. A zombie's a zombie, no matter who they were in life.

soulten
07-24-2008, 03:39 AM
So what are you basing all of this off? Just random info with some so-called scientific belief or something like books like the zombie survival guide, which is practicly the same thing.

Unknown
07-24-2008, 04:28 AM
This is getting old..

Russkie
07-24-2008, 06:01 PM
So what are you basing all of this off? Just random info with some so-called scientific belief or something like books like the zombie survival guide, which is practicly the same thing.

Well, it has alot to do with a large amount of boredom and lack of an imagination. But mostly because there is hardly anything else here that can be classified as "interesting" in terms of other topics.

Tovarishch
07-29-2008, 02:27 AM
Seeing as I do not "make friends," I don't apply to this, but should I be put in a situation similar to this, I would just shoot them and move on.
-Tovarishch