What's Under Your Bed?

[Ariya]

Just what the topic title says,

What's Under Your Bed?

Clothes? Games? Books/Magazines? Exercise equipment?

Right now, I have a cat under mine. I think my brothers scared her under there. o.O

[Maydraie]

Thats where i hide the bodies of my enemies.

[Koopaking]

My bed is cool, it has two massive drawers that are part of the bed underneath it. In one drawer is a bunch of Transformers. And in the other one are all kinds of assorted toys and junk. I keep my toys forever. FOREVER.

Also I can pull out one of the drawers and slip in behind it and pull the drawer back into place, giving myself an incredibly secure hiding place.

[DocHack]

Under my bed? Back then I was just sleeping on a futon but now I got the thingy for my futon so I don't have to sleep on the floor again. So under my bed is my old shoes, fireworks, soda bottles, and a few other mystery stuff under there.

[cindy]

i have nothing under my bed ... except a bouncy ball ... ^^

[Russkie]

12 Assault riffles, 20 long riffles, 7 shot guns, 30 small arms, 10,000 rounds of ammunition, 80 pounds of plastic explosvies, a few AA and AT rockets, and half a sandwich.

...Just wait until you ask me about the stuff in my closet.

[Maydraie]

Nice assortment Russkie

[SinXxX]

My bed is old and underneath is some parts of a table that I plan building after I moved. Also, some old manga books, old plastic models, some papers etc.

[alsharid]

Dust......

[Ryuuzaki]

I don't have anything except a few books and old old magazines, and no for all of you wondering, they aren't perverted magazines 8D

[Rincewind]

Actually : dumdidum Guns :S no really scary guns though im a natrual pacifist !

Quote Vash the stampede from Trigun : Love & Peace ::D:

[Cutiepie00]

Nothing XD

[shadowmaks]

Dust bunnies :) and two rags so it doesn't scratch the floor.

[Corwin]

nothing is under my bed, b/c nothing will fit, I chose to go w/o a bedframe and instead have two matresses(not box spring) one on top of the other, it's very comfy

[yukichan87]

I have a bagillion legos under my bed and an army of rabid dust bunnies...
Its pretty dangerous down there so i hve to make sure 2 bring a gun so i won't get mad dust bunny disease...8D

[Rincewind]

Argh, forgot to mention at my dads place i have this japaneese madrass(is it that thing called a futon:S?) Nothing fits under there :P

[Ino]

A few socks...A DDR pad that I hardly use because I don't have a DDR game yet...a bad Baby Phat little backpack that I barely use and a few money.

Nothing XD

Your family must be neat freaks. :P

[Ryuuzaki]

Your family must be neat freaks. :P

Uh, I also have nothing under my bed, and I'm far from being a neat freak.

[shadowmaks]

Argh, forgot to mention at my dads place i have this japaneese madrass(is it that thing called a futon:S?) Nothing fits under there :P

Cool, you have a futon. Aren't futons and sleeping bags pretty much the same thing?

[Rincewind]

Well its a little diffrent , and i cheat sometimes putting a madrass under it xD

[Stark]

Some Books and magazines

[tripletres]

i sleep on the floor.

jk

under my bed are my old toys, and other junk.

[leerock89]

Alas I am in a hotel room so the only thing under my bed is lint and maybe a sock or two.

[Yessy89]

nothing I sleep on the sofa!! ::D:

[Unknown]

Nothing.
I keep most things in the closet.

[Russkie]

Nothing.
I keep most things in the closet.

I keep dead bodies in my closet, dead bodies and my plans for world domination.

[Unknown]

I keep dead bodies in my closet, dead bodies and my plans for world domination.

Your room and house must smell bad.

[Russkie]

Your room and house must smell bad.

Only because I just farted...

[Limabean]

mmm, I have these 3 bins under mine. They are about 5 feet long and 1 foot wide. They hold my sheets and comforters and extra pillows. One has hundreds of Polly pocket stuff in it. XD. Like her car and clothes and mall and stuff.
Oh, and my slippers.

[sousuke]

i have a matress there i "had"a bunk bed but it broke so only 1 is there but we still have 2 matress an 1 is under the bed!

[Shigami]

Nothing other than dust..
I hide most of the things in my closet

[Maydraie]

You peoples are weird. I'm currently working on a nuclear warhead in my closet so i can't fit anything extra in there.

[Klard]

My computer, desk, magazines, and my clothes are under my bed. I have a loft bed due to the fact that a regular bed would take up most of the space in my room. For some reason every award I've ever won is also underneath my bed.

[Maydraie]

Kool Klard! I want a bed like yours

[Klard]

Kool Klard! I want a bed like yours

Yeah, the only problem is that I'm so close to the ceiling that I can't sit straight up in bed. I would bang my head off the ceiling if I did, and believe me, I have before.:oo:

[Maydraie]

It could be a long drop if you fell out of bed :)

[Klard]

It could be a long drop if you fell out of bed :)

I have before and it hurts like f***.

[Maydraie]

I fell out of a bunk bed once and fell behind a dresser. now that hurt!

[Klard]

I fell out of a bunk bed once and fell behind a dresser. now that hurt!

Not as much as a six ft. fall out of bed.

[Maydraie]

true true.

[Klard]

true true.

Although I will say that getting shot in the eye with an Airsoft gun hurts more. That's happened to me too.

[BlueSano]

well ..there is nothing under mine ....unless you count demons as objects XD...no really i only sleep on a mtress ..it's very comfy actually that i don't want to buy a bed XD

[Maydraie]

Klard did you get shot with an airsoft gun the eye? That's never happened to me but that's got to hurt!

[Klard]

Klard did you get shot with an airsoft gun the eye? That's never happened to me but that's got to hurt!

Yes I did, and it hurt really bad.

[Maydraie]

Dang! I got shot in the neck once with a paintball gun by my dad.

[Klard]

Dang! I got shot in the neck once with a paintball gun by my dad.

I've never gone paintballing before, but I hear it hurts to get shot with those too.

[Maydraie]

Paintballing is way fun! A lot of people think its weird that I paintball because i'm a girl

[Ariya]

Stop chatting in the forums.

Back to topic.

[suune]

My bags, a few socks and occasionaly two or three dictionaries... How did they get down there? ...

[Russkie]

I've never gone paintballing before, but I hear it hurts to get shot with those too.

Believe me when I tell you that paintballing hurts crazy bad, and I should know.

A few people I knew got together and we pretty much ran around shooting each other all day, then one idiot gets the idea to shoot me in the back of the knee point blank.

[Ariya]

Did I not just say "Quit chatting in the forums"?

Back to topic for the last time.
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I threw my phone under my bed this morning. Stoopid guy from my school keeps texting me.

[Maydraie]

I just added another body under my bed.

[Russkie]

I just added another body under my bed.

And what did he/she do to deserve your punishment (if I may ask)? For me its usualy when they think its a smart idea to take my food when i'm not looking.

[Maydraie]

He failed his terriost attack against my brother.

[spirit]

12 Assault riffles, 20 long riffles, 7 shot guns, 30 small arms, 10,000 rounds of ammunition, 80 pounds of plastic explosvies, a few AA and AT rockets, and half a sandwich.

...Just wait until you ask me about the stuff in my closet.
the only thing you're missing... is a MINE ; )
I think that's a pretty "explosive" way to sleep ;)

[Russkie]

the only thing you're missing... is a MINE ; )
I think that's a pretty "explosive" way to sleep ;)

But I already have plastic explosives? With a brilliant mind like mine, I can make a mine if I wanted too.

[Maydraie]

Hmm maybe i'll place an active mine under my brothers bed...

[Russkie]

Hmm maybe i'll place an active mine under my brothers bed...

Sounds like a plan. Video tape it and put it on youtube?

[Maydraie]

ok sure thing
Muhahahahaha!!!

[animex09]

under my bed lies........................THE FLOOR!

[sleeper101]

i have a couple of swords a box full of money in the floor and half a subway sandwhich that if been looking for and my remote control which i also was looking for lol

[Maydraie]

hmm i might borrow your box of money sleeper101

[sleeper101]

if you can get it has a alarm and 5,000 dollars

[Maydraie]

piece of cake! i break into security facilities all the time just for the heck of it.

[Russkie]

piece of cake! i break into security facilities all the time just for the heck of it.

Dont forget burning down government buildings and orphanages... thats one of my favoite hobbies.

[Maydraie]

especially orphanges!!

[sleeper101]

yes burning stuff period is fun but my alarm system is complicated

[Russkie]

yes burning stuff period is fun but my alarm system is complicated

My .44 magnum is great at making things less complicated fyi.

[Maydraie]

oh really? but it doesn't matter if it goes off if no ones around to here it!
Muhahahhahhahahah!

[Mitaku]

My shoes, the box my notebook came in, cosplay and some old books

[GiGi22337]

let's see, so under my bed is all the stuff that I didn't have time to place correctly so I just shoved most of them there :/
they're mostly books and magazines and some video games!!

[sleeper101]

ah the .44 magnum brings back memories

[Russkie]

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm235/evolv3_2025/800180d9.jpg

I have one instaled not only under my bed, but all throughout the house.

[sparkrose]

everything i dont want to see but want to keep.
actually now its kinda spread a bit more out past my bed
to the other side of the room.....

[monsoon 10]

Well you know the usual air, dust, and a part of my carpet.

[vk34]

my sister...srsly:oo:

[VampSong]

nothing...

[Klard]

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm235/evolv3_2025/800180d9.jpg

I have one instaled not only under my bed, but all throughout the house.

I need to get myself one of those.::D:

[Russkie]

I recomend those to everyone. Its a good gauge and it kills zombies rather well.

[sousuke]

not just that gun try the bazooka it comes with a safety garuntee

[Russkie]

not just that gun try the bazooka it comes with a safety garuntee

Bazooka? What times are you living in boy? How about a LAW rocket or a RPG?

[Sadrith]

the floor, dust, a scanner which i don't have the drivers for, magic cards and what ever else has fallen into that void oh and some pop.

[Klard]

Bazooka? What times are you living in boy? How about a LAW rocket or a RPG?

That's right, no one uses bazookas any more.

[monsoon 10]

not just that gun try the bazooka it comes with a safety garuntee

Ever hear of something called a RPG?

[phi-life]

well i have a box containing bits and peices for my drums, a coupple of old cymbal stands, a kettle, a mini pinball machine, an empty ps2 box, a lighter, a bit of hose pipe, a radio, a book on electronics, a pair of sun glasses, loads of wire, a phone charger, an i-pod charger, a single match and enough porno to maintain an erection until im dead lol

[Ariya]

Well, I just shoved a bunch of crap under my bed. My Mom was yelling at me to "have my room clean this instant" so I just cleaned it the easy way. xD I'll clean it out later tonight, though.

[Maydraie]

My brothers body has just been added under my bed.

[spirit]

at this moment...... some secrets and fireflies locked in the jars ^_^

[sleeper101]

secrets hmmmm i must find out what they are and firelies are they dead

[Lynumeah]

Nothing interesting, just boxes with books and dust.

[Russkie]

at this moment...... some secrets and fireflies locked in the jars ^_^

Secrets? Those wouldnt happen to be government secrets I could sell to Russia (or the highest bidder), would it?

[Funparty]

Nothing...my mother cleaned it
><!

[monsoon 10]

Secrets? Those wouldnt happen to be government secrets I could sell to Russia (or the highest bidder), would it?

If by prostitute's corpse you mean government secrets then yes.

[Russkie]

If by prostitute's corpse you mean government secrets then yes.

Isnt this derogatory comment supposed to work better the other way around?

Example: "If by government secrets you mean a prostitue's corpse, then yes."

And even so, why would she have a prostitue's corpse under her bed? And better yet, how the hell do you know this? You may need to take a break from your random insults for an hour or two... I enjoyed them more when they were better executed.

[monsoon 10]

Isnt this derogatory comment supposed to work better the other way around?

Example: "If by government secrets you mean a prostitue's corpse, then yes."

Now that I think about it, it can work as a double edged sword for both parties.

[animechic]

lets see a ab lounge, my sisters toys, very very boring :dead:

[soulten]

I have lint under my bed along with some illegal firecrakers and some swords.

[athrun0017]

lets see.. under my bed atm is.. there seems to be some girl earrings, one of my socks, and a couple of women's clothing.. also one of my gundamseed volumes.. lol! sorry bout that, i guess i never realized..

[spirit]

Isnt this derogatory comment supposed to work better the other way around?

Example: "If by government secrets you mean a prostitue's corpse, then yes."

And even so, why would she have a prostitue's corpse under her bed? And better yet, how the hell do you know this? You may need to take a break from your random insults for an hour or two... I enjoyed them more when they were better executed.
lol, you're both having a conversation... like you know better what i keep under my bed... hehe.... :P

Those ideas are so far from the truth, though!!

:))

secrets are secrets... can't share them here....
secrets concerning my person, that's all ;)

[Unknown]

lets see a ab lounge, my sisters toys, very very boring :dead:

I wonder what kind of toys they are..


/bad joke

[milo]

Another bed!! :3

[hanahime16]

hmm...
some guitar tabs, my dog, my old diaries, books and a thighmaster gold. yes thats right. i actually bought that. /:
<3

[illuma]

Well i got some mangas and my foot stool i made and my poker chips. Other than those things its just trash and dust.

[monsoon 10]

lol, you're both having a conversation... like you know better what i keep under my bed... hehe.... :P

Those ideas are so far from the truth, though!!

:))

secrets are secrets... can't share them here....
secrets concerning my person, that's all ;)

Jiggalo's corpse?

[Russkie]

lol, you're both having a conversation... like you know better what i keep under my bed... hehe.... :P

Those ideas are so far from the truth, though!!

:))

secrets are secrets... can't share them here....
secrets concerning my person, that's all ;)

So its NOT government secrets worth hundreds of millions of dollars?

...Bummer.

[monster111]

the only thing under my bed is dust.

[partyprobe]

Everyones answer is wrong. I am under your beds.

[Russkie]

Everyones answer is wrong. I am under your beds.

Thats not possible. All human remains under my bed have been dismembered and distributed equally among three hiding spots. One for the major organs and skin, one for the bones and muscles, and one for the blood and any other kind of liquid made naturaly by the body.

You seem to be alive, therefore cannot be under my bed.

[monsoon 10]

Thats not possible. All human remains under my bed have been dismembered and distributed equally among three hiding spots. One for the major organs and skin, one for the bones and muscles, and one for the blood and any other kind of liquid made naturaly by the body.

You seem to be alive, therefore cannot be under my bed.

That can only mean one thing.

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/zombie.jpg

Zombie.

[Russkie]

That can only mean one thing.

Zombie.

*freaks out*

ZOMBIES! THEY'RE COMMING MAN! HAVE A ZOMBIE PLAN!!!

[dablob]

I have Russkie's Ak47 under my bed. :)

[nena-X3]

a desk, books, computer, and lots of other stuff xD

[purpleMist]

What's under my bed? Well, alot of things. Mostly old stuff from childhood friends and things that are really just worthless but at the same time mean everything to you. ^^

[Bishop]

i dont really have a bed :/

[Tovarishch]

A Glock 17, a SIG-Sauer P220, and a crowbar.
And some dust.
-Tovarishch

[D.M.K.]

I have a FLOOR!!!!!!

[InnocentW]

some of my dead grandfathers paintins O.e and a trap door, but i dont know where it goes....

[partyprobe]

what would we put if we can't afford a bed but still have a monster that sleeps under me at night.

[ForeverSin]

D.M.K. I have a floor too. >.<

[strike7785]

I use to have all kinds of stuff under my bed. Magazines, books, garbage, (just the rappers and paper no food) games. This past weekend I spend like 3-4 hours cleaning and shampooing my carper. So nothing is no longer under neith my bed. Yeaaaaay!!1

[ELIE]

under my bed i have anothere bed,i slep in a bunk bed

[Maydraie]

I had to dig a whole under my bed so i could fit more corpses in.

[Oblivious]

I've got nothing under my bed.

[spirit]

well, the other day I was cleaning up my bedroom... and under my bed I found... some of my clothes, my lingerie....cosmetics, and a book with spells... ^^

[Kenshy]

Have we hit rock bottom on thread topics here on AF? o.o

Anyway, nothing under mines, I like mine all clean.

[monsoon 10]

well, the other day I was cleaning up my bedroom... and under my bed I found... some of my clothes, my lingerie....cosmetics, and a book with spells... ^^

God this sounds like the story of a really bad anime.