Stupid questions and their origins

[suune]

Besides this one, what's the stupidest question, pick up line or advise you ever heard of?

Do they work sometimes and why?

[Koopaking]

I've seen poor users stumble into the chat with questions like:

"So... is this site an anime site?"
"Where is the forum?"
"What is anime?"

[sousuke]

heres one "why?"

[Shigami]

"What for" has to be the most annoying answer ever

[suune]

I heard someone ask "what's a horisontal?"

The dude was in highschool! Geez

[Rincewind]

Someone asked me Do you like Hellsing ? :O ( duh kinda shines through my profile :P)

[BlueSano]

to me it's "what are you doing?" =_=
and after that "why?"

[Russkie]

A really stupid question:

"Are you going to eat that?"

Of course I'm going to eat that! I eat everything for crying out loud...

[MelBrooks]

"Hey are you a newbie"its like there to damn lazy to look at there profile

[Russkie]

"Do these pants make me look fat?"

NO! The fact that your fat makes you look fat...

[Maydraie]

I hate it when people state the obivious in a question just to try and make conversation.
For example:When they're talking to you face to face and ask, "Are you wearing your mario t-shirt today?"
If you can think of anything better to say then don't say anything at all.

[Maydraie]

oops *suppose to be can't not can*

[MelBrooks]

I cant think of any more off the bat

[Russkie]

oops *suppose to be can't not can*

You can edit your own posts you know. Alot easyer than double posting =P.

[leerock89]

Someone once asked me what cheese was. I swear, if I had a gun or something I woulda have ended it right there...not knowing what cheese is.

[Unknown]

Mine would have to be "Can someone with Photoshop skills remove teh ****?"

Yes, I did teh on purpose.

oops *suppose to be can't not can*

There's an edit button for that.

[Koopaking]

More stupid questions:

"How are you today?" Purple.

"How's your mum?" Up yours.

"You readin some manga?" OF COURSE WHAT THE HELL DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING??

"Koopa, why are you so mean to me?" Why would I not be mean to you?

"Can you please add Ben 10/Justice League/Power Rangers/Ducktales/J-Drama to the site???" No, screw you.

"Why does this video not work for meeeee???" Because you fail.

"Hello may I take your order?" No you may not. I came in here and sat down for the hell of it. I didn't come in here for food. Why the hell would you ask permission to take my order, when I am in a restaurant??

[Maydraie]

I hate it when people ask you if i've used this website? Ummm duh!!

[Russkie]

"Do you enjoy causing other people pain?"

I'm not even going to waste my time telling you the answer...

[animex09]

i hate it when im watching something that the other person has already seen and they say "oh, so your at that episode" pisses me off.

[Maydraie]

I hate it when you haven't seen a certain movie/episode and someone whose with you that has seen it narrates through the whole thing and tells the ending at the very begining. makes me mad

[Unknown]

"Hello may I take your order?" No you may not. I came in here and sat down for the hell of it. I didn't come in here for food. Why the hell would you ask permission to take my order, when I am in a restaurant??

I do that sometimes with friends.
We just go in a restaurant to relax...when its a hot day and if we've been walking for a while.
The air is nice and cold in there...not that cold though.

We sometimes order food other times we just sit there until we get asked if we are going to order then we get kicked out if we say no.

[sleeper101]

I hate it when you say your leaving in 5 minutes to go to the store and when you go to leave they ask you "where you going?"

[puppetz]

i hate that whenever i work on cars people say "oh so you like working on cars" no i hate it thats why i do it all the time. it just irritates me. oh and i work at my cousins pool hall. so i have people coming in asking if its a pool hall. theres clearly pool tables surrounding me on all sides. ignorance kills me....

[Shigami]

"Hello may I take your order?" No you may not. I came in here and sat down for the hell of it. I didn't come in here for food. Why the hell would you ask permission to take my order, when I am in a restaurant??

For all you should care,a restaurant is not a public place..It has an owner,therefore either you pay and eat something or gtfo Oo

[suune]

"Do these pants make me look fat?"

NO! The fact that your fat makes you look fat...

Absolutely! This is the stupidest question you can ask. + it makes sure your boyfriend wants to dump you...

[suune]

More stupid questions:

"How are you today?" Purple.

"How's your mum?" Up yours.

"You readin some manga?" OF COURSE WHAT THE HELL DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING??

"Koopa, why are you so mean to me?" Why would I not be mean to you?

"Can you please add Ben 10/Justice League/Power Rangers/Ducktales/J-Drama to the site???" No, screw you.

"Why does this video not work for meeeee???" Because you fail.

"Hello may I take your order?" No you may not. I came in here and sat down for the hell of it. I didn't come in here for food. Why the hell would you ask permission to take my order, when I am in a restaurant??

Here's another:

Your too sick to even die and they ask you: "are you not feeling well?"

[Russkie]

I wear glasses, right? Say for the sake of argument I dont have my glasses on for some reason...

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

I'm not blind dumb-nut!

[suune]

Have you ever drowned?

...

(Have you ever got your head examined?)

[monsoon 10]

"Is he dead?"

No he's just napping in the coffin.

[Klard]

Are you a gay? Why do you f****** care! Is it any of your business? No, my sexual preferences are my own personal business. No, I only have that centerfold on my wall for the hell of it.

[animex09]

a person is almost dead yet they ask -are you ok?-

[Unknown]

they ask -are you ok?-

I agree with this.

I don't like it when people ask me this.

[shadowmaks]

Here's one. It innoys me with someone says "what's up" and someone else replies "the celling". It doesn't take a dead worm to know what is above them. You blasting know what he/she means!

[Unknown]

Here's one. It innoys me with someone says "what's up" and someone else replies "the celling". It doesn't take a dead worm to know what is above them. You blasting know what he/she means!

Or the sky..

[shadowmaks]

Or the sky..

I know, I was just going with celling because for some reason its heard/used more. Here is an other one. Why do people also go "oohh, you are pregnant"
and reliese that the person is not pregnant, just fat in the gut. There shouldn't even be a reason for you to say that in the first place.

[Kidou33]

the most idiotic question i have heard throughout my life so far is this one and i rly hate it for some reason because i have no idea what the answer is yet!!

"What do u want to be when you grow up?"

[suune]

Why is this shirt in red?

Because it's not in blue.... Oh boy...

[Klard]

Are you going to eat that? No, I'm just going to sit and stare at it aimlessly, of course I'm going to f****** eat it!

[monsoon 10]

I know, I was just going with celling because for some reason its heard/used more. Here is an other one. Why do people also go "oohh, you are pregnant"
and reliese that the person is not pregnant, just fat in the gut. There shouldn't even be a reason for you to say that in the first place.

Hey, I resent that! Cheap laughs is reason enough.

[watanuki50]

the most idiotic question that ive heard was why is the sky blue omg that one ive been hearing for my whole life!

[suune]

"Do you mind if I sit here?"

Of corse I do! I sat here alone so I wouldn't have to see your face again.

[partyprobe]

''are you going to finish that''

OMG yes i love food. I don't understand why people ask this question. They buy food to eat not to give away.

[Salt]

There is so much hatred of humanity in this thread. >_< lol

Anything obvious is pretty annoying, and there have been some good examples here already.

[leerock89]

Are you serious? Yes I'm never serious...about anything...I just like saying things cause I need to speak or I would never be able to socially grow.

[suune]

Fume is coming out of your ears and they aske you are you upset..

No, I'm fuming because my drycleaning system doesn't work.

[spike81x]

I always here guys use the lamest pick up lines but for some of them they work so I guess everyone is different, but I guess the worst one I have heard lately is " Hey babe what is your name..... Do you mind if we go blog?"

[monsoon 10]

"Where do babies come from?"
The stork goddammit.

[suune]

"My hands are cold, could I warm them up in you pockets?"

....NO

[RavynMK]

I'm usually the one asking dumb questions but they are quickly followed by a 'don't answer that' because I just realized I already knew the answer.... The dumbest question I've ever heard is... are you two twins? when me and scryer walk by.... we look and sound the same..... we even walk the same and dress alike...... the picture should have been gotten so the question should not have been asked.

[Bishop]

"dose this dress make me look fat?"

NO YOUR FACE DOSE!

[AIDA]

ur picture scares the shit out of me.

[Klard]

ur picture scares the shit out of me.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q139/LArgueta37/star%20wars/bobbarker3.gif

Does this scare you?

[Silverleon]

I really hate it when in a place is really cold someone says 'its cold as hell".Get it right people, Hell is not cold , in fact is the complete opposite(as far as i know).

[monsoon 10]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q139/LArgueta37/star%20wars/bobbarker3.gif

Does this scare you?

Another stupid question right there.

[Dolly]

I really hate it when in a place is really cold someone says 'its cold as hell".Get it right people, Hell is not cold , in fact is the complete opposite(as far as i know).

Well, in Dante's Inferno, the bottom of hell is frozen, actually.

But staying on topic...

"Did you know you snore in your sleep?"

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/no_wai.jpg

Not until the people in my childhood told me.

[Silverleon]

Well, in Dante's Inferno, the bottom of hell is frozen, actually.

Yeah, now that i think about it you're right, i remember reading that, but still, most people refer to hell as a place with fire and lava everywhere, besides, you know what i meant.

[Acess]

"Did u Fart" Because you blow me away

[Dolly]

Yeah, now that i think about it you're right, i remember reading that, but still, most people refer to hell as a place with fire and lava everywhere, besides, you know what i meant.

Well, I suppose when people say "WOW ITS COLD AS HELL HERE", I can assume they likely never heard of Inferno, so I suppose I see where you're coming from.

[suune]

"Teenagers scare the shit out of me..."

WTF?

[animex09]

wat anime do u like?
ALL OF THEM!!!!!

[Waste]

"Are you ok?"
"Well i have had twenty stitches, i have a neck brace, oh and i'm gonna be on pain killers for the rest of my life....I'm just dandy ta"

[suune]

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

[Maydraie]

I hate it when people ask me, "Are you going to kill him?"
Of course i'm going to kill him and i'm going to kill you just for the heck of it.

[cupfuel]

A really stupid question:

"Are you going to eat that?"

Of course I'm going to eat that! I eat everything for crying out loud...

i HATE THAT QUESTION!!!:pissed: MY GREEDY ASS SISTER ASKS THAT EVERYDAY TO ME!!!!
another one i hate is when they see you watching a movie and they just say : is that a movie?" i just wana smack them across there face!

[Kenshy]

"How can you turn down human flesh?"

[cupfuel]

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

that's a dumbass question to ask someone!!!!

another one i hate is "can i get ur number?'
do i know you?

[Unknown]

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

that's a dumbass question to ask someone!!!!

another one i hate is "can i get ur number?'
do i know you?

I thought that was some sort of pickup line..
Not a good one but still a pickup line..

[MelBrooks]

"do you like henti or anime" figure it out dumb ass

[cupfuel]

"do you like henti or anime" figure it out dumb ass


that made me laugh. seriously! they just ask the dumbest questions ever!

"are you goin somewhere?"
you see me with my shoes on, what the **ck do you think?

[Russkie]

"Whats your problem, man?"

"Your existance."

[saprintha]

"what are we doing?" or "huh?" i hated that question when it's asked to me cause ppl these days just don't listen.

[cupfuel]

I thought that was some sort of pickup line..
Not a good one but still a pickup line..

no its kinda different but it is in the same category.

[Mad_Hatter]

"I'm fine."
"What does that mean?What do you mean you feel fine."
.....................................
I honestly had nothing to say
i was sick and now i was being questioned as to what fine means
....
after that he asked for details of what i meant by fine
.......i really wanted to hang up but it was my father so it was imposible.

[cupfuel]

another one i hate, do you have a car?
i'm walkin to a car with keys in my hands, think dumbass!

[Koopaking]

"What is wrong with you?"
"Why are you so mean?"
"Why are you so weird?"

[cupfuel]

"What is wrong with you?"
"Why are you so mean?"
"Why are you so weird?"

yeah someone asked me why am i so weird, i was like ' cuz i'm lookin at a dumbass!'

[analogZero]

what are you, stupid?

[cupfuel]

there are so mant=y on my mind, i dont even know where to start!

[Chloe Saku]

"I got to go help my mom with something."

"I swear one more your mom Joke and and I'm going to strangle you."

"What the hell?" *Confuzzled look*

[cupfuel]

that second one u wrote, someone actually said that to u?

[badluckcat]

''what does manga mean ?''..... yeah .....or '' is naruto an anime ?''..

[cupfuel]

that is a dumb question ask if naruto is an anime knowing they show it all the time on toonami. lol