Welcome To Planet Coward

[Ariya]

Where we're scared of things that are smaller than us. I should be the ruler for this planet, because I can tell you exactly what I'm scared of.

Bugs.

Yes, bugs. I freaking hate them. I have like nine cans of bug killers, from flies, to c*ckroaches to spiders.

So I'm sitting minding my business on my computer, listening to some 80s music, when suddenly a FREAKING HUGE SPIDER whips his little self down onto my screen and dangles there for a minute. Of course the first thing I do is "YEEEEEEEEEEE" and then "OH GOD" and then SMASH SMASH SMASH.

So I take his (now) small body to the toilet, and I finish up that and I turn around and THERE'S A HUGE ASS C*CKROACH ON MY BATHROOM WALL. This thing is HUGE. I think they're called waterbugs? Anyway, he could easily take up 2/5 of my palm.

And of course, EEEEE, and on top of the toilet I go. So he goes up further on the wall, and I find the nearest thing I can think of--- some hairspray, and start spraying at him. Thing is, he's on the opposite wall, and I can't reach him too well. So I run out the bathroom, find the c*ckroach killer can, and run back up.

I do some FBI moves. Run, duck, etc, spot the enemy, and start spraying. I think there's a possibility I may have poisoned myself in the process too, but I don't care. He's dead.

Man, I hate bugs.

I really do.

Anyone else live on Planet Coward where we go EEE and have 9 cans of bug spray and stand on top of toilets?

[Unknown]

Some of those "bugs" can give a really painful sting or in some cases can kill a human.

[scotsman]

yep it's all perfectly reasonable to want to run the other way from a a huge, poisonous, man eating, machete wielding, insect (especially the one's that fly).

[leerock89]

I know they aren't incests, but I HHAATTEE spiders. I have a really bad case of arachnophobia. If I see one I go out of my way to avoid it. Or if i can't avoid it I kill it as fast as I can. HATE SPIDERS.

[tripletres]

i dont really care about bugs... but spiders are horrible. cant stand them...

[Ryuuzaki]

I can't stand bugs or spiders. O_O Or rodents (rats, mice, that sorta thing) *shudder*

[scotsman]

i feel sorry for spiders, all the hate they get just cause a few of them can kill you with one bite. as long as they're in small numbers I'm not bugged by spiders.

[nena-X3]

gaaah!! D: today there was a mouse near my door! im scared of them...i was scared to walk outside!! Dx but..he was poisened or something, so i felt bad too though D: still im scared of them...and yeh.. I HATE spiders and bugs too D: Lol..so is my mom and sisters...lol they scream and run away ._. i just yell xD *shivers* just thinking about them.. ._.

[Blooddrunk]

I don't mind bugs, meh I think they're ok..

[Mugen]

Little spiders are okay, once the get a bit bigger, I don't really care for them. I like to toy about with little spiders.

[leerock89]

Ok black widows and brown recluse are the most dangerous spiders that I have gotten bit by.

[Sadrith]

Ok black widows and brown recluse are the most dangerous spiders that I have gotten bit by.

wait you've been bitten by that sounds a tad serious.

[Xunlai]

I love bugs until they bite, then i smash um with a hammer

[Russkie]

I hate mice... And the many bullet holes in the walls and the floors will tell you that too.

[Unknown]

I love bugs until they bite, then i smash um with a hammer

Its always nice to have a hammer with you at all times, isn't it?

[Kenshy]

I hate mice... And the many bullet holes in the walls and the floors will tell you that too.What's this? Russkie the well known murdering communist has a weakness? Can it be?

[La_Mort]

Sorry I`m not scared of bugs but if anyone ever needs me *rolls giant newspaper and slaps it against palm a few times*

[Maydraie]

Currently, Ruskkie and I are in the running for the ruler of this planet.

[Russkie]

Currently, Ruskkie and I are in the running for the ruler of this planet.

Correction: You are attempting to rule it, I am attempting to destroy it. Kenshy is on the side lines... doing something, idk...

[Kenshy]

Currently, Ruskkie and I are in the running for the ruler of this planet.

I didn't think Earth could go any lower. It shall be a grim age-- one minded decisions, a consistent rise of high school drop-outs, hentai going mainstream, oh, wait, we're there already. Whoopsie (!)

[soulten]

I would have to be afraid of spiders and snakes, or atleast poisonous ones.

[Solo Wing]

I friggin' hate roaches.... Can't go near them, even if they're dead.

The big ones are near invincible.

[amerikajin]

oh god, spiders, I hate spiders! Even hearing or seeing the word gives me goosebumps and shivers and GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I can't even put my feet on the ground anymore, thank you very much...

[ronave182]

i think snake is more scary than spider..@_@
i scared to dead if there a snake in my room..

[Dolly]

I have a problem with bugs as well. Never go to Greece, the bugs there are "Huge" and everywhere.

[animex09]

i dont like spiders but i dont freak when i see one in front of me. the only reason they freak me out is because when i was a kid, a huge tarantula literaly walk on my face whe we were in mexico. i live in an apertement thats half way underground so i see a few spiders and other bugs every day. im rude they crawl on me while im sleeping cause ive felt them before. the other day i killed a frekin spider that was under ny cover while i was sleeping

[strike7785]

Some of those "bugs" can give a really painful sting or in some cases can kill a human.

Either you need to clean your house or ask the pesk control to come by and spray

[AyumiBee]

I hate spiders... When i see them i want to run away ... Last time it was on the wall near my bed, I jumped out of the bed and tried to find the biggest book in my room... then baaaaaaang i dropped the book cuz i thought that i missed it... my father came up to my room and he was really angry at me that i was acting like a freak in the middle of the night XD

[Axe Man]

I can't think of any thing I'm scared of that's smaller then me. Ummmmm.......no i can't think of anything

[Tovarishch]

I can't think of anything that I am truly scared of. Sure, there are things that bother me a bit, but they are nothing that a .45 ACP round couldn't fix.
-Tovarishch

[Unknown]

Either you need to clean your house or ask the pesk control to come by and spray

Oh wow, is this a failed attempt of an insult? Who says my home is filled with those kind of bugs?
You're ignorant and its pest not pesk..

[Bee_Chan]

I don't mind spiders...Except when they just randomly pop out of nowhere. I remember I was watching TV one day, and I felt my leg tickling. So I lifted my leg and I see this spider crawling on my leg and I freaked out and flicked it off and destroyed it. Then, for like the next 3 weeks, I had this spider bite that seriously itched. It was horrible D:.

As for mice, they don't bug me at all. I used to work at a pet store, and we always had like, 40 or so pet mice we sold. Every time I went to work, I would get 2 and have them sit on my shoulders during work. It was a lot of fun ^___^ I did have a somewhat fear of them before I worked there, but after I worked there, I found them so adorable.

Heehee.

[Kenshy]

I don't mind spiders...Except when they just randomly pop out of nowhere. I remember I was watching TV one day, and I felt my leg tickling. So I lifted my leg and I see this spider crawling on my leg and I freaked out and flicked it off and destroyed it. Then, for like the next 3 weeks, I had this spider bite that seriously itched. It was horrible D:.

As for mice, they don't bug me at all. I used to work at a pet store, and we always had like, 40 or so pet mice we sold. Every time I went to work, I would get 2 and have them sit on my shoulders during work. It was a lot of fun ^___^ I did have a somewhat fear of them before I worked there, but after I worked there, I found them so adorable.

Heehee.Spiders just don't materialize. It's also about fears, not your love of mice.

[badluckcat]

bugs .. and darkness :D...

[cupfuel]

Where we're scared of things that are smaller than us. I should be the ruler for this planet, because I can tell you exactly what I'm scared of.

Bugs.

Yes, bugs. I freaking hate them. I have like nine cans of bug killers, from flies, to c*ckroaches to spiders.

So I'm sitting minding my business on my computer, listening to some 80s music, when suddenly a FREAKING HUGE SPIDER whips his little self down onto my screen and dangles there for a minute. Of course the first thing I do is "YEEEEEEEEEEE" and then "OH GOD" and then SMASH SMASH SMASH.

So I take his (now) small body to the toilet, and I finish up that and I turn around and THERE'S A HUGE ASS C*CKROACH ON MY BATHROOM WALL. This thing is HUGE. I think they're called waterbugs? Anyway, he could easily take up 2/5 of my palm.

And of course, EEEEE, and on top of the toilet I go. So he goes up further on the wall, and I find the nearest thing I can think of--- some hairspray, and start spraying at him. Thing is, he's on the opposite wall, and I can't reach him too well. So I run out the bathroom, find the c*ckroach killer can, and run back up.

I do some FBI moves. Run, duck, etc, spot the enemy, and start spraying. I think there's a possibility I may have poisoned myself in the process too, but I don't care. He's dead.

Man, I hate bugs.

I really do.

Anyone else live on Planet Coward where we go EEE and have 9 cans of bug spray and stand on top of toilets?



i hate insects too.mostly roaches *cuz i was asleep once. and woke up wit one all in my ear! i thought i was gona die* and centipedes. all those nasty legs and that sidewinder crawl they do!!! spiders i dont mind, as long as its not a big one.

my sister kept whining saying she seen a spider, and to me i thought she was playing around. then i saw it. that sucker was HUGE!!! i took a deep breath and smashed it with a book.

...i should put that in that ever killed thread.

[Rincewind]

We are big or tall compeared to roaches, mice, spiders, bugs etc, but we hate em , just like how elephants hate mice, hehe :O , yes we are cowards ,
just like my greatest hero from the Discworld novels with the catchy name Rincewind, hehe, even though he face hes fears and become a hero ^^

[Lynumeah]

Hmm, I don't really like bugs. If I see one, I'm not screaming or anything, I just get someone else to kill it xD

[cupfuel]

Hmm, I don't really like bugs. If I see one, I'm not screaming or anything, I just get someone else to kill it xD

HAHA!!
MY EXACTLY!!!

[abcman]

Im not a huge fan of rodents but I hate chuckie (the movie with the killer doll >_>) very scary...

[mszjay14]

worms r my biggest fear! they creep the hell out of me!! the word itself creeps me out becoz when i hear it....or see it...my skin becomes really tender then if anything touches me...then i'll scream like hell!!! i'm not scared of anything more! not spiders, not ants nothing! UGH!!

[Anime_Dude]

Im not a huge fan of rodents but I hate chuckie (the movie with the killer doll >_>) very scary...

that was way off topic...

as for me i am also scared of spiders and roaches...i remember waking
up and there was a roach on my face,i was so freaked out that
i cleaned my whole room to check if there were anymore

[carolyn07]

...i cant stand,.flies,.spiders,.bugs,.cockroaches,.lizards! ,.geez!,.i just not hate them but theyre so yuckie!,.

grrrr!,.i want to kill them but i cant!,.so afraid,.huhuhu!,.

but the exception are lizards,.i just dont want them near me,. but i love watching them!,.specially the smaller ones!,.♥

[Axe Man]

I still can't think of anything I'm scared of that's smaller then me.