"What If..." Game

[Viesta]

Ok, first person to post has to say What If....(insert stupid thing here)
next person responds what witty answer....and then he asks his own "What If.."


What If, on Sept. 11, instead of the Twin Towers being attacked....Corwin's house was....

[Corwin]

Well I probably wouldn't have woken up to see it on the news then.


What if cosmic rays hit the planet and we all had superpowers?

[illuma]

then i would probably be sad because even with powers i'd be like everyone else.

What if Obama becomes president?

[Ryuuzaki]

Then the U.S would be even worse then it already is. (I am against Obama for pres as well as everyone else thats running xD)

What if I ruled the world? XD

[DocHack]

Tix are for kids, Rule the World is for the Aliens

What would you do if aliens come and take over the world?

[Ryuuzaki]

I would shoot them all so I can take their place >XD

What if AF went down and never came up? =[

[Viesta]

The next day a record wolud be set for mass suicides across the world

What if Superman had been a female ? (superwomen)

[sparkrose]

then anime wouldnt have been as popular

what if the world was really made by haruhi and she figures it out

[Shigami]

I'd say that we wouldn't know that untill the second season's out
What if i said that water is the source of life

[sparkrose]

it is.......

what if the sun went techno and aliens came and pumped loud music 24/7

[Ryuuzaki]

I would go crazy happy XD

What if there was no internet except on the Moon? =o

[sparkrose]

then id go to the moon derrr

what if there was no such thing as monsters?

[Ryuuzaki]

Nonsense! Monsters are real!

What if I called you a hikikomori? xD

[sparkrose]

id go over to your house and be all like
wabbam beyotch
ohoh what now foo?
dont mess wit me dont mess wit me
and then id start dancing
i said what what in the but
i said what what in the but
my foot
well either that or send a virus or something.......

what if i called you?

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd be all, "WTF you callin' me for?!?!?!?!" Then hang up the phone.

What if there was no more food on the entire planet?

[monsoon 10]

I'd eat the planet.
What if I got an administrators position on the website.

[analogZero]

I'd have to go back and edit my post cuz god forbid I should post again.

what if I were a Giant crushing cities as I strolled along.

[Viesta]

i'de build myslef a house on ur foot

What if Naruto was gay?

[analogZero]

what if? you saying he's not? he's got more action from dudes than he has from ladies.

what if naruto was straight?

[Koopaking]

then he would have definitely caught on to Hinata's advances long ago

What if I showed up at your door asking for a place to stay for a month?

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd shut the door in your face and lock it.

What if I started pointing and laughing at you?

[tripletres]

i would ask whats wrong.

what if i doused hot tar over you?

[chitobi]

id burn then id boil you in oil

what if i burned your house down

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd shoot you in the face multiple times.

What if I kicked you in the face?

[tripletres]

id shoot you in the face multiple times.

what if your best friend exploded, then the fragments imploded, then exploded again? (i had nothing to do with it)

[Koopaking]

I would quickly run to the nearest convent and beat the living hell out of a nun using a canister of compressed air.

What if you woke up and you were tied up by a dominatrix?

[analogZero]

how else would I wake up in the morning?

what if I had free popsicles for everyone

[tripletres]

i would be everyone

what if one night, two moons would appear in the sky?

[leerock89]

Do the hustle

What if there was already another thread for this http://www.animefuel.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3143

[Sadrith]

i would say ITS A TRAP


What if you were suddenly Admiral Ackbar

[leerock89]

Dude...why would I want a squid for a head....

What if I said you were Chewbacca

[Sadrith]

I would growl and pull your arms out of there sockets

what if you were a gundam pilot

[leerock89]

Kira Yamato, Freedom! Let's do it!!

What if I said you have a cheese fetish.

[tripletres]

whats wrong with that?

what if you were allergic to everything in the world?

[analogZero]

thank god I'm in this bubble then. oh crap, I'm allergic to bubbles *chokes*

what if you had no finger or toe nails?

[Viesta]

then i wudnt have to go through the truble of cutting them always....

What if there were no "white" colored humans

[analogZero]

then we'd all at least have tans

what if you could eat lightning?

[tripletres]

that would take away anothing thing to die for.

what if sound travelled faster than light?

[analogZero]

star trek would use the term 'mach' 9 way more

what if you had arms for legs and vice versa?

[suune]

I'd get and A in hand walk XD

What if you were choosen to hold a speech on a Comic fair only about stone-age comics not even they heard about?

[Viesta]

I would never go to a Comic fair =.= MANGA FTW !

What if you had never watched anime or read manga?

[leerock89]

I would not be here

what if i said i was god

[tripletres]

i would probably hit you.

what if i said that i slept with your girlfriend? (emphasis on what if...)

[athrun0017]

then i would say " good that makes two of us "

what if i would say " do you like to role play?"

[analogZero]

I'd ask, is that girlfriend of yours involved?

what if your girlfriend was totally down for it?