anime jokes

[sparkrose]

make jokes about anime characters from any anime
for example:

hinata is like the village bicycle
everyone gets a ride

chouji so fat the deathstar was like dam!!!!

i was flipping channels and it turned over to naruto
he screamed believe it like he always does
but what he didnt know
was that on the channel before him
they said
yo momma so fat people bang her belly button
i believed it

naruto characters are the easiest for meto make jokes about
btw i love hinata so yea.....

[Ryuuzaki]

"Your mamma's so fat, even Naruto didn't believe it!"

[atomicwarz]

you know what they say about a shinigami with a huge sword... they got alot of 'spirit pressure'

[Koopaking]

It had so much fan service it would make a porn model jealous.

[Vaiyala]

"Your mamma's so fat, even Naruto didn't believe it!"

:dancing: Omg, that was great. I need to use that for something... XD

[analogZero]

I had to hunt for most of these ones that I'd seen before. plus I found a couple along the way. I take no credit, but laughing is still permitted!


Why did goku cross the street?
because it was a filler episode.

Zabuza is the most kickass gay guy I have ever seen!
Well, of course he's gay. Think about it:
1) he has no eyebrows
2) he spends most of his time without a shirt
3) he travels with a little boy, calling him his tool to do whatever he wants with
I'm pretty sure I don't need a Sharingan to see what the hell's going on there!


L to light: Hey Kira!
Light: What? aw sh*t

how many episode does it take a saiyan to turn super saiyan ???
answer 5
1 to start saying ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
2 to start the power up
3 to say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! while charging up
4 to finish saying ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! and charging up
5 finally its time to turn into a stupid blond

.:fav:.
Neji can see through trees, but can he see why we love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Neji: Because they are destined too?
No, because they have cinammon sugar swirls in every bite.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/flclshirt/DN.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/flclshirt/oro.jpg

read it manga style
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/flclshirt/byakugan.jpg

and I wasn't going to do another naruto one, but I love sassori's headset. makes me laugh so bad.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/flclshirt/Akatsuki___behind_the_scenes_by_Jay.png

[Xunlai]

I wish i had some good ones, i will have to look some up!

[Magicbird]

Q - How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? In Dragon Ball Z?

A - We arn't strong enough to lick this tootsie pop, lets have half of us go and train while the other half trys to lick it, and then after we do lick it, discover that a better tootsie pop is headed straight for earth!

[illuma]

Analog i love the Hinata and Sakura one, mostly because it made fun of Sasuke. I really do hate Sasuke, well him and anyone else that has an S in their first name.

[TheScryer]

Quatre had always wondered where Heero hid his gun between episodes...
So one day the G-Boys are flying in space in they're Gundams.
Quatre pulls Sandrock to a sudden stop. "Hey Heero, is that your gun?" He lifts Sandrocks hand and reaches for it. Heero's eyes widen "Quatre N....!"
:o.o: Quatre's gundam has dissapeared. Duo blinks "Hey Heero, where did Quatre go?" Heero squeaks out "Don't know, but it's a tight fit..."



If you don't get it I'm sorry. Quatre is currently in Heero's ass pocket, AKA his ass. Heero rendomly pulls bazooka's out of his pants. Just an explanation on where they come from that me and my friends came up with at the lunch table. Good times, now if only I hadn't of graduated.

[strike7785]

It had so much fan service it would make a porn model jealous.

Thats funny right der I dont care who you are

[monsoon 10]

"Your mamma's so fat, even Naruto didn't believe it!"

http://homepages.ius.edu/SRICKARD/cheese2.jpg

[Mugen]

make jokes about anime characters from any anime
for example:

hinata is like the village bicycle
everyone gets a ride
chouji so fat the deathstar was like dam!!!!

i was flipping channels and it turned over to naruto
he screamed believe it like he always does
but what he didnt know
was that on the channel before him
they said
yo momma so fat people bang her belly button
i believed it

naruto characters are the easiest for meto make jokes about
btw i love hinata so yea.....

Austen Powers!!

[sparkrose]

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc45/xevilxpandax/Anime/7.jpghttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l112/firepristest/comic%20strips/anime-5.jpg
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc45/xevilxpandax/Anime/5b3daf16.jpg
あたまをさげる so funny!!!!!
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x161/emosk8rgirl/WTFSP3.jpg
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa125/cru3lfat3/anime-1.jpg http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa125/cru3lfat3/anime-3.jpg

[atomicwarz]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/atomicwarz/funny.gif
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/atomicwarz/399108.jpg
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/atomicwarz/Ansem_Retort_part_1_by_ironsonic.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/code_lyoko_fan/Inuyasha/342955193_l.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k251/prospector_june/FMAmeetsInu.jpg
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Artzension/thshooting.gif

[sparkrose]

Sasuke puts the F-u in fun

ur mamas so fat that even byakugan cant see thru her

Where does Kagome clean her clothes?
Inu-washa.

WORLDS FUNNIEST FANSUB!!!!
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa32/wafunoshi/peopledieiftheyarekillebf2.jpg

I JUST LIKE THIS ONE
http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/06252008/7/4/3/f/743f4be9f73f10_full.jpg



LOL THESE ONES FUNNY TO
http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/06202008/0/7/3/d/073db6a3270630_full.jpg

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/06212008/a/e/7/f/ae7fc47ce9e540_full.jpg

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/01052008/2/f/1/2/2f12d4cee605c0_full.jpg

[partyprobe]

lol That death note strip is really funny.

[sparkrose]

ino the deathnote one is my favorite one

[illuma]

Where do you guys find all this stuff?

[analogZero]

Where do you guys find all this stuff?

jus' google anime jokes.

[moffetto]

How many super sayins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One but it takes four episodes to do so.

(Warning lame)What is Spike's favorite brand of paper towels?
-Bounty!

Ai:knock knock
Mew: who's there
Ai walk away then turns to some one that was listening in to the joke
Ai:It's ding-dong ditch for people who don't get out very much.

[sparkrose]

these jokes are just Whoreable
they made me spit out my Whorederves
just watch it aww man its so funny
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4lRMpMRdnP8
its so Whord not to laugh

[Ryuuzaki]

Vegeta " Kakorrot we must preform fusion. Now bend over Kakorrot. FU---SHI--ON HHHHAAAA."

Code G Joke:
Lelouch: From this day forward, I shall make a new country separate from Britania! And I shall call it...the United States of Japan!

[sparkrose]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/itachis_neko-nya/funny%20anime/Kunai.jpg

could someone please tell me which anime this is from
http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums% 2Fbb102%2Fsolidsabu%2Flol.gif&searchTerm=lol%20anime&pageOffset=13


Q:What's a horrible desert?
A: Ice cream and Piccolo's

Who is the perviest Naruto character?
Itachi.
I Touchy.

Misa: I couldn't live in a world without Light (reffering to Light if he died)
L:Yes, that would be very dark

kakashi: today were going hunting
naruto,sasuke,sakura: yay!!!!!!
they all get sum guns and march into the woods
kakashi: ok, today we are trying to get some food to eat
naruto: ill get the biggest, believe it!!!!!
kakashi:ok lets try to find... i see a bird!!!!!
naruto and sakura: me too!!!!!!
sasuke: where?
everybody points their gun at sasuke's head

*edit
yahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vaiyala]

Question: What kinda of review does the game Dragonball Z:Ultimate Battle 22 get?
Answer: It sucks ballz

And this...

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=168

[SinXxX]

Gundam 00 *stolen from alpha_vvtn of jcafe*
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2472/sneakyallelujahissneakymk9.jpg

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7128/1195926975081ms4uo1.jpg

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4752/1196645285513mn0.png

[sparkrose]

your pics are to big turn them to links pls

[SinXxX]

I know. Before you post, I can't do anything about them.

[sparkrose]

thank you

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x81/hinderhrl/8.jpg
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x81/hinderhrl/Naruto___Byakugan_by_frzdragon.jpg

[atomicwarz]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n86/boomerangbone/Elements%20and%20Anime/DN-Comic-prettykitty39-photobucket.jpg
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn185/mathosir/anime/NarutoComic56.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/Tokyomewmew156/ANIFANARTTrigunWantedPoster.jpg
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g228/AdventTifa_2006/Hentai-1.jpg

[sparkrose]

omg on the pirates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk230/AkatsukixShinigami/WeddingonAprilFoolsDay.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk57/Heather_likes_pie/Tobi/A_deidara_and_Tobi_comic_by_Sarubia.jpg

[Bass Test]

LOL Gaara a Weirdo
http://pics.livejournal.com/zaitcev/pic/0005kyb2

[Mugen]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/WindSety/Anime/Death%20Note/1178676508452fa4.jpg

[Ryuuzaki]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/WindSety/Anime/Death%20Note/1178676508452fa4.jpg

LOL Dude, that made me laugh so hard! XD

[Mugen]

Me too. It made me LOL so much. So I thought I'd spread it. :)

[sparkrose]

^ dude thats so funny

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z282/lunarmoon1/Neji_s_love_by_Latristessedurera-1.jpg

[Mugen]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2181/sannindrunk3at.jpg

[monsoon 10]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/WindSety/Anime/Death%20Note/1178676508452fa4.jpg

It all makes sense now.

[Mugen]

It all makes sense now.

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/338/c/3/Death_Note___Snow_White_by_raikochan.jpg

You're right. It does make sense.

[Tsubasa]

They were all really funny

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/MONONOKE2/Haru.jpg

[sparkrose]

They were all really funny

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/MONONOKE2/Haru.jpg

rofl thats so funny

[SinXxX]

They were all really funny

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/MONONOKE2/Haru.jpg

The gang's all here lol