Your Best Pick Upline

[partyprobe]

i just want to know what people are saying to pick up girls or guys

[udontnome]

i dont need pick uplines the girls rush to me when i walk into the retirement home

[Raven]

"Does this hanky smell like cloroform to you?"

[analogZero]

my good looks.


"Does this hanky smell like cloroform to you?"

I'll have to remember this in case I get horribly disfigured. It definitely tops "what's that? oh, nothin'...drink up!" and " 'legs' is the word of the day. let's go back to your place and spread the word."

[partyprobe]

raven thats the greatest one i have ever heard

[Sir Skitzo]

Those are good. How about..."Let's get naked and wrestle"

[spirit]

Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: I don't know, how much?
Guy: Enough to break the ice, my name's Matt, what's yours?

[partyprobe]

girl did you fall from heaven because it looks like you got f**ked up

[Sir Skitzo]

Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: I don't know, how much?
Guy: Enough to break the ice, my name's Matt, what's yours?

Thats a good one if you cant read her sense of humor. I need a few more of those.

[Koopaking]

"Get in my car, we are going to a motel to make passionate love to one another"

[illuma]

Man all these are great and ridiculously funny at the same time. if any of you actually use them tell me how it went.

[Ryuuzaki]

"Does this hanky smell like cloroform to you?"

LOL Thats awesome! XD I'll have to remember it.

As for mine, all I need to a walk and my hair BWAHAHA!

[analogZero]

nice ass! may I?

[Ryuuzaki]

nice ass! may I?
Oh nice nice. Though I'm not sure the results will come back the way you want them to xD But then again theres always a first right?

[leerock89]

Im going out on a limb here but ladies does this one work?

ME CAVEMAN! YOU CAVEWOMAN! MAKE BABIES NOW!

[illuma]

As a tribute from futurama," Is heaven missing an angel? because you have nice cans."

[monsoon 10]

"I have twenty dollars in my wallet at the moment."

[analogZero]

-do you like hard liquor? cuz I've got something stiff to serve you;D

-baby, you're as smooth as exlax and twice as sexy.

[Koopaking]

"I'm a convicted sex offender in 6 other states. Would you like to make it 7?"

[Ryuuzaki]

Whatever happened to the original, "Whats up baby?" Doesn't anyone use that anymore? It would sure work better then most of the ones on here >.>

[monsoon 10]

"Want this tic tac." *If somebody doesn't get the joke I'm going to be highly disappointed.*

[athrun0017]

Those are good. How about..."Let's get naked and wrestle"

I like that one.. besides it a good idea!

[ak49]

Guy: Excuse me miss, but theres something on your butt
Girl: What is it?
Guy: My eyes

Guy: Is there a Mirror in your pocket? cause I see myself in your pants

[Ryuuzaki]

Im going out on a limb here but ladies does this one work?

ME CAVEMAN! YOU CAVEWOMAN! MAKE BABIES NOW!

ME BE OTHER CAVE MAN! ME SMASH YOU CAVEMAN! xD She'd probably walk away slowly and try and forget about you.

[athrun0017]

Well.. if i could say one that would make someone laugh and come with me.. it would be like this.. " Hey wanna get out of here? *blinks eye* "

[monsoon 10]

Well.. if i could say one that would make someone laugh and come with me.. it would be like this.. " Hey wanna get out of here? *blinks eye* "

Talking like that she's going to think your some kind of freak and mace you in the eye. I'd stick with the one's so far.

[Koopaking]

Actually they have done several experiments on the most effective pick up lines, and the pick up line that was the most effective was "Hi"

[Ryuuzaki]

Actually they have done several experiments on the most effective pick up lines, and the pick up line that was the most effective was "Hi"

Well that and, "You, me, in bed, right now lets go!"

[monsoon 10]

You guys forget the classics like "I want to make romance explosion in you."

[Russkie]

Human relationships will continue to confuse and baffle me...

[monsoon 10]

If you're going to France simply say "J'ai une tour Eiffel dans ma culotte."

[analogZero]

-I'm trying out for the sex olympics, care to be my partner?

-nice shoes, let's f**k

-whaddup baby! whaddup sluts!

-I should've probably told you my name before I grabbed your boobs, huh?

[kitty-kat]

-I should've probably told you my name before I grabbed your boobs, huh?

have you accutally used that one...rotfl

[Koopaking]

Plain and simple - "INTERCOURSE!!!!"

[analogZero]

have you accutally used that one...rotfl

no, but I have handled a girl's boobs before she told me her name! I only wish now that said line had been used, but I probably would've been deprived boobie privileges. such a dilema of hindsight.

[kiki]

There's a party in my pants for me, you all the whip cream you can eat.

[partyprobe]

If you dance naked for me ill pay you

[kiki]

And

Hey babe i have a couple friends who said you'll do anything for them.

Benjamin, Grant, and Hamilton

[monsoon 10]

"Me, you, and the power rangers theme song all night baby."

[jamjfly]

I really don't have any pickup lines, I just makes friends and sooner or later it turns into a relationship.

[Felix42]

"You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you"
a little Quagmire quote.
But i think pick up lines are only useful if you already scored. Or possibly if you're a girl.

[Felix42]

"If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together."
hahahaha

[monsoon 10]

....Don't double post.

[Koopaking]

"Are you a forum user? If so I would love to bump up your thread!"

[Mugen]

Has a pickup line ever worked?!?!

[Koopaking]

"How much memory are you packing, because I would love to defrag your hard drive, baby"

[partyprobe]

Has a pickup line ever worked?!?!

I dont know i just pull down my pants but thats just what works for me

[Koopaking]

"Are you backwards compatible? Because I would love to plug in my peripherals and play a game with you"

[analogZero]

"How much memory are you packing, because I would love to defrag your hard drive, baby"

or download your hard disk!

note:disk has a typo

[Koopaking]

"I would love to plug my tool into your socket!"

[illuma]

"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply"

[Omedetou]

"Either its cold, or you're happy so see me. Lets go to my place to find out."

[illuma]

"Hey you're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?"

[partyprobe]

"Hey you're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?"

What i dont get it at all lol

[illuma]

What i dont get it at all lol

its all good. it implies doing a 69 to find out if it is a perfect square or not. its fine if you don't get it because my friend also had to explain it to me.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?"

[partyprobe]

Are you alone because i have a surprise for you *thump*

[Koopaking]

"I have some candy in my van, want to come in here and get some?"

[Neoliger]

yeah i agree confusing

[partyprobe]

"I have some candy in my van, want to come in here and get some?"

How old is the person you are trying to pick up

[illuma]

Obviously hes one of those dirty old men trying to get a small child.

"Hey baby do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? NO? Well then lets go on a picnic and find out."

[partyprobe]

Girl so what if mine looks like a tic tac it is still minty fresh

[kitty-kat]

honey its not the size of the boat that matters...its the motion of the ocean

[illuma]

"lets bypass all the bull and just get naked"

[partyprobe]

"lets bypass all the bull and just get naked"

that is the most brilliant one i heard yet

[Gerbil-Man]

my name is fred flinstone and i wanna make your bedrock

[partyprobe]

baby i dont take no for an answer.

[Koopaking]

"Let's fornicate"

[Ariya]

"Let's get drunk and f*ckin' fight."

[Mugen]

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

[Felix42]

"Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."

[daaavid]

do you like sleeping? me too, we should do it together sometime!

[monsoon 10]

"You can't spell A.I.D.S without aid."

[partyprobe]

Does this taste like it has a ruffy in it.

[atomicwarz]

-if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

-i lost my phone number. can i have yours?

-hi i have amnesia. do i come here often?

-i hurt my lip. can you kiss it and make it better?

lol so dumb XD

[leerock89]

ME BE OTHER CAVE MAN! ME SMASH YOU CAVEMAN! xD She'd probably walk away slowly and try and forget about you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I could see that happening!!! LOL!!!!!!!

[jamjfly]

"Hey you're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?"

I got it as soon as I read it. Have you ever used it or did you just post it bcuz your friend told you about it.

[Koopaking]

"H-h-hey ummmmm... n-nevermind..." *Then quickly walk away*

[Omedetou]

"Kiss me or the shovel, your choice"

[partyprobe]

I know where you live so my way or my may choose .............

[Sir Skitzo]

You know, Ive been trying a few of these and now....2 black eyes, broken nose, 3 bruised(1 broken) ribs, severly bruised left sholder, 3 missing teeth, 48 stitches in various places, and a really sore set of nads. lol. (Thats NOT true btw)

[partyprobe]

If you were to try these you probaly would get hurt but then they would think of what you just said a jump ontop of you like a horny crazed beast.

[Omedetou]

"Ouch your slap hurts, but I havnt heard a no yet."

[partyprobe]

how many times do i have to hit you before i get a yes

[Sir Skitzo]

If you were to try these you probaly would get hurt but then they would think of what you just said a jump ontop of you like a horny crazed beast.

One of the multiple meanings to "sore nads"

[monsoon 10]

"Make me a ham sandwich."

[Koopaking]

"Get in here and clean my house and make me dinner while I drink some beer and watch Star Trek woman!"

[analogZero]

"you're friend's way hotter than you, but I'd be willing to settle"

[AyumiBee]

-hi i have amnesia. do i come here often?

haha that's good XD maybe with that girls will pay attention to you, cuz it's a funny way to approach haha pretty good

[a2ng0d]

I am going to pwn you in the face...

hahaha XD...no i dont say that.

[atomicwarz]

"if i asked you out would i get the same answer as the one to this question?" its a trick question. if she says no then that means yes on the next question. if she says yes it means yes in the next question. theres no escape!!!

[sleeper101]

I said one of these line to a girl dont ask why i really dont know myself but after five minutes I picked myself off the floor with sore nads.

p.s. i was an idiot never do what i did.

[Yessy89]

ok someoen said this to me

"Hey are you from Jamaica?"
(mE) "No why?"
"Cause ya maicaing me crazu!"

(ME) -_-

[monsoon 10]

"if i asked you out would i get the same answer as the one to this question?" its a trick question. if she says no then that means yes on the next question. if she says yes it means yes in the next question. theres no escape!!!

Pepper spray. I win.

[RzXzB]

I don't need pick up lines I just go up to the girl I like and start talking and see if we both have something in common with each other.

[Felix42]

"Can i have sex with you? It'll only take a minute and you won't feel a thing"

[sleeper101]

How about this one

You me and a holiday inn

[monsoon 10]

"I'm like a spy, I get in your base and leave before you even know what happened."

[strike7785]

i dont need pick uplines the girls rush to me when i walk into the retirement home
yea and if that happend you wouldn't be on this site now would you

[partyprobe]

Girl i got what you need and you got what i want now lets work this out at my place.

[Ryuuzaki]

"Touch me till I get my satisfaction" Best...

[AyumiBee]

"Touch me till I get my satisfaction" Best...

maaaaann!!! haha... jesus XD if someone would say me something like this i would really consider him a fool XD

[strike7785]

maaaaann!!! haha... jesus XD if someone would say me something like this i would really consider him a fool XD

:scaried:LOL thats funny Ryu your the best

[Ryuuzaki]

:scaried:LOL thats funny Ryu your the best

xDDD I know I am aren't I? XDDD

[Xunlai]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.