what if i said

[kanama k.]

i got this game from a friend pretty fun
what if i said
this game is about someone saying something and your reaction to what they said
for example
-what if i said your stupid
and then you would say your reaction to what that person said
so i guess ill start
what if i said your pretty:fruit:

[Raven]

Blame my mother...

What if I said you're lazy?

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd be pleased someone bothered to notice.

What if I said jooz hawt? XD (Too fun too fun)

[kanama k.]

id say eeww
jk
what if i said your stupid

[Koopaking]

I would kick you

What if I said I was awesome?

[Ryuuzaki]

I feel like you had a big ego

What if I said your ugly?

[Raven]

Blame my mother... (lol i get to use this twice?!)

What if I said you should go suck a lemon?

[Koopaking]

I would say sour foods are ok

what if I said that I wanted to plow you?

[Ryuuzaki]

I would say, "OMFG GET AWAY!!!!!"

What if I said I wanted to kill you right where you stand? O_0

[Raven]

*takes step to the right*

What if I said I like mudkip?

[Koopaking]

I would say go back to 4chan

What if I said "The internet is not something you just dump something on, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes!"

[Ryuuzaki]

I would say, "Lolwut?"

What if I said that you need to stop watching anime?!

[Koopaking]

I would say "screw you"

What if I said "Forum games are for awesome people"?

[Ryuuzaki]

I would say, "Hellz yes!"

What if I said, "You smell, go take a shower..."

[klint_456]

id do it

what if i said you'll die today?

[Omedetou]

I would only have 49Minutes left...

What if I said I could be your Hero... baby?

[Raven]

Take me away! lol

What if I said I would kidnap you... and your little dog to?

[klint_456]

take a hike ^^

What if i said it you will get struck by lightning?

[Raven]

Hand me a lightening rod and I'll be safe!

What if I said zombies are eating your brains?

[soulten]

then i would reply with a moan and eat you brains, the we would hunt down klint and eat his.

What if I said I want cake?

[Raven]

Then we would eat Klint's brains... with icing.

What if I said I was standing right behind you?

[Koopaking]

I would give you a potato

What if I said BLARG

[Raven]

I'd take the potato and run.

What if the moon collided with the Earth?

[Koopaking]

the I would have to play the Song of Time and do a better job for this next Three Day Cycle

What if I said I was a super villain?

[Raven]

I would thank you for my life and walk away,

What if I said I recognized your voice?

[Magicbird]

I would think i have a stalker.

What if I said that I kissed your ex?

[monsoon 10]

I would say "The executive at my job is 40 year old man with a milky eye."
What would you say if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?

[Raven]

No, I'd correct you.

What if I said I'd take you to the moon?

[leerock89]

As long as your paying for it. And no funny business either.

What if I said that your never going to get out of school.

[Omedetou]

I would say I have already escaped!

What if I said every evil begins with innocense?

[Ryuuzaki]

Then I would say, "Ooo, that means I'll be evil sometime in the future!"

What if I said, "You suck"?

[analogZero]

your mama's tatas!

what if I said, "your under arrest, suga!"

[leerock89]

I would stare at you with a look that said "What the???"

What if i said you had died yesterday and this is just a part of the afterlife?

[Sadrith]

This is a 13oss afterlife

What if I said that you are a COMMIE

[Ryuuzaki]

I shoot you in the head and spit on your corpse.

What if I said you need to drink more milk? >:o

[spirit]

I would tell you that you're stupid: "milk is for cows not for humans neither for neko!!!"

What if you would wake up beside me in my bed? ^^

[kitty-kat]

id scream and ask how drunk i was last night

What if i said your butt is on fire!?!

[Ryuuzaki]

I would start running around

What if I said your fly is open?

[leerock89]

I'd zip it up

what if i said that the color red has now been changed to the color green

[kitty-kat]

look its my new fav. color

what if i gave you a big kiss

[tennis]

Than I would say "cake is unhealthy"

What if I said people should play more tennis?

[Shigami]

Aaaah you took my turn..i wanted that big kiss :(
What if i said you had to give my turn back

[Ryuuzaki]

Then I'd smack you and walk away.

What if I said, "ZOMG! Your so effin UGLY!!!"

[leerock89]

Holds a mirror up "you dont look to good either buddy"

what if i said that the world was flat

[Ryuuzaki]

I would take one step back and say your crazy.

What if I said your a retard?

[kitty-kat]

id kick you in the shin!!!

what if i said dinner is ready

[Russkie]

Id say: "what did you put in it this time - Arsenic?"

What if I said I was the angel of death?

[analogZero]

I'd say "I'm the demon of life, pleased to meet you."

what if I said your microwave sucks

[Russkie]

Id say: "Your oven blows."

What if I said I was going to destroy all of humanity?

[kitty-kat]

no it doesnt it blows...UP!!!

what if i said knock knock?

[soulten]

I would reply "Who's there"

What if i said i had x-ray vision and could see through your clothes.

[Russkie]

Id say you have gay thoughts

What if I told you I was not from this planet?

[kitty-kat]

who is???

what if i said im a dog?

[soulten]

I'd say i'm a dog your a dog, lets get together some time.

What if i said i live in a house by myself with 34 cats who i have all named Mr. Whiskers and boots if they are female.

[analogZero]

I'd say "you do know you have to physically knock and not just say knock in order for someone to know you're there."

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/175/520/61/o_whatif1-00.jpg

[kitty-kat]

where are you from?

what if i said im gonna die tomorrow?

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd jump up and down yelling HOORAY!!!!

What if I said the person behind you had a gun to your head?

[analogZero]

I'd say, is it a super soaker?

what would you say if ice cream has been banned.

[kanama k.]

i would try to stock as much ice cream as i can

what if i said the world was going to end big giant monsters whom eat brains and liked dogs and cats as pets
more say humans as pets?

[kitty-kat]

no you cant!!!

what if id said that i was a guy?

[Ryuuzaki]

Then I'd flip out

What if I said I was bored?

[analogZero]

I'd be all, dude, let's go mac some hunnies

what if I said I have the cheat codes to life!

[monsoon 10]

I'd say cheat codes are for wimps.

What if I said "Antidisestablishmentarianism."

[analogZero]

I'd say "go". and wager "for it!"

What if I said God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

[monsoon 10]

I'd say stop trying to bring me down to your level.

What if I said "..."

[analogZero]

I'd say " that shut you up"

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/7/7c/What_If_31.jpg/300px-What_If_31.jpg

I'll let you ride the 10 speed if you be my friend.

[kanama k.]

then i say is there something on my face
what if i said that i was the queen of england

[monsoon 10]

I'd say "Your a powerless figure head *boisterous laugh*"
What if I said "Candlejack."

[analogZero]

jack be nimble, jack be quick.

what if I said "I need your fingerprints on a candles stick, quick."

[Ryuuzaki]

I would be all, "Lolwut?"

What if I said I was l33t?

[monsoon 10]

I'd tell you to get of the internet.
What if I said catnarok is neigh.

[kanama k.]

i say what
what if i said
ring ring banana phone

[Ryuuzaki]

I would start singing along.

What if I said that you all suck?

[kanama k.]

i say how did you know
what if i said
that i like cat and dog
ohh yeah

[monsoon 10]

I'd say "Go sit in the corner until you've calmed down."
What if I said "Rapping Grannies are awesome."

[analogZero]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/681/

what if I actually didn't hear the song?

[monsoon 10]

To little to late.

[kitty-kat]

where do you eat again???

what if i said is mind over matter?

[monsoon 10]

I'd say "Get off my lawn hippy."
What if I said "This website has people with obnoxious signatures."

[kanama k.]

id say like yours
what if i said i knew kongfuu

[kitty-kat]

hiya!!!


what if i said i love you?

[monsoon 10]

I'd laugh at your atrocity of a statement.
What if I said "This website needs proper grammar."

[kanama k.]

i nod my head im agreements
what if i said that i was he/she

[kitty-kat]

im not surprised

what if i said im going to kill...?

[monsoon 10]

I'd say start with yourself.
What if I said "Space raptor jesus has returned."

[tennis]

I'd say why is he a space raptor?

What if I said anime sucked?(can't wait to see this response)

[soulten]

I'd say I have to have you eliminated.
What if i said "i see dead people."

[kitty-kat]

where???

what if i said your gonna die in 7 days?

[kanama k.]

id rent that movie
what if i said i had six sreaming babys

[kitty-kat]

id give you a hand

what if i said this is a dream?

[monsoon 10]

I'd tell you I have a dream.

What if I said "Olilililililli"

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd say, "You on drugs?"

What if I said he was on drugs?

[kanama k.]

i say give me some
what if i say i was in space

[monsoon 10]

i say give me some
what if i say i was in space

I'd say everything in the universe is surrounded by space big freakin' deal.
What if I said "Drugs are bad m'kay"

[kitty-kat]

id say thnx

what if i ask for some salty chocolate balls?

[kanama k.]

id say hell yeah gosh
what if i say i know people with lung cancer

[kitty-kat]

so do i

what if i said i was one of these people?

[monsoon 10]

"*boisterous laugh*"
What if I made a boisterous laugh to your statement.

[kitty-kat]

id stab you and laugh

what if i died yesterday?

[Ryuuzaki]

The I would shake my head and walkaway...

What if I said I was 007?

[kitty-kat]

id sing the theme song for you

what if i said it wasnt me?

[Ryuuzaki]

I would look puzzled and say, "What if what wasn't you?"

What if I said there was an ugly guy staring at yer butt? XD

[kitty-kat]

id tell him to take a picture itll last longer

what if i said your not who you think you are?

[Ryuuzaki]

My eyes would light up and I'd go, ":D Oh really?! Then who am i? :D"

What if I said that you were gay?

[kitty-kat]

id ask i had talked to my brother lately

what if i said your not i Kansas anymore?

[Ryuuzaki]

I would stare blankly and say, "Isn't that a line from a movie?"

What if I said you quote movies too much?

[kitty-kat]

i have to much time on my hand and i cant help it

what if i said you point out the ovieous

[kanama k.]

ii say really
what if i said im green

[Ryuuzaki]

Then I would call you the Hulk

What if I said I'm weird?

[kitty-kat]

do you have anger issues as well?

what if i said i m eat circus peanuts?

[Ryuuzaki]

My reaction would be, "Lolwut?"

What if I said I iz the hawtest person around? :D

[Russkie]

I'd say your bluffing

what If I said I was jewish?

[scott11]

okae.... hehehe




what if i said i am yer Lost brother....

[Russkie]

I would tell you "I'm your father"

What if I said the world was coming to an end?

[scott11]

that wouLd be a Lie i shouLd say.....



what if i said i wiLL give money....

[nena-X3]

i would say "really? koool!"
What if i said "there's a scareh vamp bio behind you who wants to suck your BLO0OD!!"

[kanama k.]

i would say get it over with
what if i said that i could jump up and down while rubing my tummy and patting my head?

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd say your bluffing!

What if I said theres rat poison in your shoe?

[Russkie]

Id say: thats nothing new

What if I said: I was going to run until a duck chased me off a bridge because I didn't defenestrate her underwear after we killed Juan Francisco Ochoa using the Spartan sword of the great power that was randomness and mubugglemubers yet there people poked all those little Keebler elves with a toy knife after getting annoyed by the mushmom and then Schnookums destroyed gods testicles delightedly smiled while Jonmcbigpants and Timjobopper swam forth naked through boiling chocolate magma spewing abominations at horochimammas face. While no one was watching me play with my cat named Lucy Jorgromand Jr. a futternut danced through candycane windmills singing the lumberjack song obnoxiously. Then suddenly i coughed and blew out ballbearings from my bellybutton. Time had commited dinosaurs to a war that ravaged the tomato boss guts with tape-worms and janet Jackson teleported Madonna into a space-time loop continuum that didn't exist until God smited george bush with tentacles but as george W bush crawled into a hole but AL Gore fornicated with mufasa ferociously until bishnu stuck a sword into his butt which exploded, shattering his spleen into neon pieces of feces that appeared gargantuan apes who leaped through bubbles that president Mammul Ja molested with Bob Barker and slapped the tofu that i was eating in the garbage can with defenestrative gas cannons BLARG into the abyss that is orgasmic and made me squeal in delightful pleas while demonstrating arithmatic theory quietly in my ass crack secreting cows into heaven while butterfLy-winged-princess happily dug holes over mountains with teletubbies defecating because your mom threateningly looked at me. Then waiting on more fox-tail-chicks I vomited pure-light in extreme seLf-sucking buckets eating tunneL-sized-worms later to go out with my Deoxyribonucleic acid and pneumonoLtramicroscopicsiLicovuLcanoconiosis. so I blame my Cake for the assassination of pie less commies have humuhumunukunukuapuaa-song-Like Foot Lotion appLied by GordonWhoIsButNotQuiteGordonFreeTheMan which plugged koopa-de-monster-and-mario's-foe. When he went to buy a-humuhumunukunukuapuaa-Like-paper-rock-sissors candy bar and ate my head.

[kanama k.]

i say you took that from somewhere
what if i say that not only can i fly put i can swim

[kitty-kat]

id ask how you managed that one

what if i said i can breath under water?

[monsoon 10]

I would say that's not a big deal I can do that and breath on land, at the same time.
What if I said "Snake!?! Snake!?! SNAKE!"

[kanama k.]

i would say sha sha shake shake shake shake it!!
WHAT IF I SAID i died two years ago..in a house that was burned down and they never found my body

[Russkie]

I would say: I guess I am getting away with murder.

What if I said: Your car is on fire.

[Raven]

I'd do the same thing I did last time my car caught on fire. (true story)

What if I said there was only enough food in the world foe every person to have one last meal?

[Sadrith]

Genocide thats what thats what would happen

What if I said that there was a bomb in your chest that would explode in 23 hours.

[Magicbird]

I would travel to NYC

what if i sad that you are going to die in one hour?

[Raven]

I would sit back and smile :)

What if I said the aliens were coming for you?

[kitty-kat]

id make a BIG sign

what if i said your my friend?

[leerock89]

Id be happy

what if i told you to go jump off a cliff

[kitty-kat]

id tell you to go first

what if i said i had a question?

[analogZero]

I'd say shoot.

what if I said "what if I said"?

[nena-X3]

i would say "that reminds me of the song vanilla"
what if i said "Kibun wo agete go!"

[Russkie]

I'd say you need to put your straight jacket back on.

What if I said everything I say is a lie, but I only lie when I'm telling the truth?

[Ryuuzaki]

I would stare at you blankly and say, "Lolwut?"

What if I said your a retard?

[kitty-kat]

id slap you silly

what if i said any you can do i can do better?

[tennis]

I'd say "Yay I love peanuts, they're nice and salty"

What if I said that vampires suck?(lol get it?)

[nena-X3]

"wakarimashita...LOL"
What if i said "im confused"

[kitty-kat]

thats not hard to pull off

what if i said to i live to serve humans

[Ryuuzaki]

I would make you bow before me and kiss my feet!

What if I said I'm going to take over the world?

[kitty-kat]

id bow before you and kiss your feet

what if i said as you wish?

[nena-X3]

I would say "I wish i had cake!!"
What if i said "techno iz awesome!!"

[kitty-kat]

id ask want era you were from

what if i said my brother died today?

[Raven]

♫Lean on me, when you're not strong. I'll be your friend, I'll help you to carry on!♪

What if I said everything you know is wrong?

[kitty-kat]

then id take a left

what if i said im a chronic lier

[Raven]

No your not... ???

What if I said I own Io.

[analogZero]

I own ions, with an 'n'. beat that!

what if I said "lucy! you got alotta splainin' to do!"

[Raven]

*stammers and backs away*

What if I said you were that person

[nena-X3]

i would say "soo desu ka..."
What if i said "what person is the person"

[Raven]

I'd say, I wish I knew!

What if I said love is born from ignorance?

[analogZero]

ignorance is born from love.

what if I said You remind me of the babe
What babe? babe with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what? remind me of the babe

[Raven]

*Chases tail for a good five min*

What if I said there is no constant.

[analogZero]

this thread's a constant.

what if i said we outta here

[Raven]

Lets go!

What if I said the next DC electronic device you use will have dead batteries?

[Koopaking]

I will say "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt??????"

What if I said Shut the F*ck up!

[analogZero]

I already had my walkman out and ready to go tough!

what if I said "oh mickey, you're so fine. you're so fine you blow my mind"

[Raven]

I feel so sorry for that Mickey kid...

What if I said I took a bite out of the sun?

[analogZero]

did it taste like burning?

what if I said I'm a chicken disguised to look like human guys?

[klint_456]

well there would be a big party to cook you...if ever discoverd that your a chicken^^

what if i said that you'll go to the planet pluto?

[Raven]

I'd laugh, there is no planet Pluto!

What if I said it was a trap?

[klint_456]

lol you got it ^^

what if i said that death is knoking at your door??

[Raven]

I'd ask him to tea.

What is I said you are a wesome?

[Koopaking]

I am a wesome? now if you meant to put awesome then hell yes. But I am unfamiliar with this wesome.

What if I said "Engage!"

[kitty-kat]

congrats

what if i said MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Raven]

*Shudder in the corner*

What if I said your house will be destroyed to make way for a bypass?

[analogZero]

good thing I don't own the place.

what if I said "WATCH OUT!!!"

[Koopaking]

(errr kitty I meant "Engage" as in Jean Luc Picard not as in getting married...)

I would look up

What if I said I was Gargamel?

[Raven]

*Pulls left hand out of pocket*

What if I said I want a cloud in a jar?

[analogZero]

step one. get jar. step 2. boil water. step 3. put some boiling water in th jar. step 4. allow evaporation to ensue.

what if I said there's a step 5

[Raven]

I would await instruction eagerly!

What if I said you had an evil twin... right behind you?

[analogZero]

damn he's good lookin'. hello, 911, there's a handsome guy in my house and...oh wait, it's just my reflection.

what if I went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like I LOOOOOOVE YOU!

[klint_456]

i aint gay ^^

what if i said i'll punch you in the face^^

[analogZero]

I'd say thanks, but I've already got a date.

what if I said we're goin' out for drinks...and you're buyin'!

[Raven]

I'd laugh from the other side of the bullet proof glass.

What if I said that fortune cookie was a bomb?

[analogZero]

"mine says "there will be a big bang in you future"...hmm, wonder what that mea" KABOOOOOOOOM

what if I said I need a drink

[athrun0017]

i would say " ohh.. yeah... right.. " *walks away*

what if i said " only if you pay for the room"

[analogZero]

ok. we are sure she's a woman this time, right buddy?

what if I said I have explosive diarrhea?

[athrun0017]

i would say " ohh.. well my friend is calling me"

what if i said.. " how bout some peptobismal!!"

[analogZero]

psych!

what if I said, but seriously, gimme that pepto

[athrun0017]

i would say " sorry am fresh out of that.."

what if i said.." and if i give it to you?"

[analogZero]

guys?..juhlow?...I took an immodium. I'm fine!

[analogZero]

i would say " sorry am fresh out of that.."

what if i said.." and if i give it to you?"

tantalizing offer, but I'm good thanks...really.

what if I said we outta here...for realz

[Koopaking]

I would say you are not for realz

what if I said "ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!!"

[klint_456]

why dont we stay a bit longer buddy ^^

what i said "buy me a drink?

[Raven]

Lets go!

What if I said what are you in the mood for?

[klint_456]

going to bar and have a good time ^^

what if i said i saw you with a gay dude?

[Raven]

Lolz, that was totally photoshop live. You didn't know about that?

What if I said I was the greatest man that ever lived?

[spirit]

I would ask you if you think the same way about me...and if you want to be with me ;)

what if I was the greatest woman in the world? ;)

[Raven]

I would ask you if you think the same way about me...and if you want to be with me ;)

What if I said your life is an empty canvas?

[klint_456]

dont worry i'll paint something on it ^^

what if i said "someone kill me know!!!!

[spirit]

I would try to cheer you up!!!!! and HUG until you stop saying such ridiculous things!

what if I felt lonely now?

[klint_456]

i would be happy to stay at your side and cheer you up

what if i said can you be my friend?

[nena-X3]

i would say "sure!"
what if i said "im nyappy"

[Raven]

Congratulations?

What if the smallest meteorite collided with your house?

[klint_456]

WTF!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

what if i said I'd hang my self?

[Raven]

I would levitate you!

What if you were levitating?

[klint_456]

i dont know, I'll say is this for real?

what if i could climb like spiderman?

[Raven]

Pshhh I already can.

What if I had a costume to go with my powers?

[klint_456]

what would the costume look like?

what if i said your costume will shrink if it got wet?

[Raven]

I'd take it off when I took a shower.

What if I said my costume was two dimensional?

[klint_456]

how about welding it to 3D

what if i said im the greatest sniper ever?

[Raven]

I would move a little farther from the window.

What if you had to pull the trigger?

[klint_456]

well atleast it hit something

what if i said that i shot a driver and the car is heading towards you?

[Raven]

hold on, I'm still trying to get into my shrunken two dimensional uniform!

What if your last bullet was jammed?

[klint_456]

now that would piss me off!!

what if i said your shrunken costume was eaten by a dog?

[Raven]

HOLD HIS MOUTH, I'M GOING IN!

What is I said the worlds greatest sniper had only a pistol?

[klint_456]

well i'll manage to kill someone with it in a distace.......with a sniper scope

what if i said that the pistol had a armour piercing bullet?

[athrun0017]

i would say " sorry but an amor piercing bullet cannot get through me"

what if i said.. " sorry but am unstoppable"

[klint_456]

that would be imposible ^^ evryone has a weakness

what if i said someone will agree with me? lol

[athrun0017]

i would say " true i agree everyone does, except Athrun "

what if i said " look just try me.."

[klint_456]

hmmmm I'd think about it

what if i said you'll never wake up?

[Yuki]

i will cry .
what if i said ur sweet

[spirit]

I would say "thank you ^^ - you are sweet, too!"

What if your home would disappear?

[Dark Zeik]

I would laugh hysterically.

What if your girlfriend/boyfriend cheats on you?

[Yuki]

i will find another one >>lool
what if i said u r student

[Minato]

I am a student lol

wat if i said ur smart?

[spirit]

You don't have to tell me. Everyone knows that! ^^

What If I said I won a million $$$?????

[AyumiBee]

lol give me some :P

what if i said I am behind u?

[Blooddrunk]

I would turn back and say Hi to you! ^^
What if I said "Do you want some Icecrem? :3"

[nena-X3]

i would say "yes please!"
what if i said "itadakimasu"

[kanama k.]

i would say i have so much to live for
what if i said hither

[monsoon 10]

I'd tell you to get some typing lessons.
What if I said "I wonder what Ganon is up to?"

[analogZero]

It's nap time for Ganon, try back in an hour

what if i said, I can see and hear everything you taste and smell!

[spirit]

mmMmmm, that would be verrry interesting... tell me about it! ^^

What if I said I could read your thoughts?

[Shigami]

mmMmmm, that would be verrry interesting... tell me about it! ^^

What if I said I could read your thoughts?

I would think something naughty just to make you embarassed ::D:
What if i said i could see you right now

[leerock89]

picks my nose

what if i said i like cheese

[Shigami]

picks my nose

what if i said i like cheese

I would tell you i like milk
What if i said you're not supposed to be born as a human

[leerock89]

THEN WHY AM I HUMAN!?!? *Falls to the floor crying and pounding his fist to the ground*

what if i said that glass was made from cheese

[Shigami]

THEN WHY AM I HUMAN!?!? *Falls to the floor crying and pounding his fist to the ground*

what if i said that glass was made from cheese

I would tell you that you are incorrect since glass in the technical sense,is an inorganic product of fusion which has been cooled to a rigid condition without crystallizing.Many glasses contain silica as their main component and glass former.

What if i told you that cheese is made from glass?

[leerock89]

Theres a cheese made from glass?? Really?? Where can I get some??

what if i said that i had 1 billion dollars worth of cheese?

[Shigami]

Theres a cheese made form glass?? Really?? Where can I get some??

what if i said that i had 1 billion dollars?

Yup,there should be a glass in form of cheese.
What if i told you to prove it by giving me the half.

[leerock89]

Only if you could fly without a plane or helicopter or any device

what if soda were made from pigs blood

[Omedetou]

I'd say call me Carrie!

What if I said how do you feel about Corwin?

[leerock89]

Corwins cool, he never uses periods in his posts i noticed

what if i said that aliens are going to come tomorrow

[monsoon 10]

I'd say that movie already came out a long time ago.
What if I said "It's over nine thousand."

[Neoliger]

i'd say torchick

[analogZero]

yes torch all the chicks. if that fails, I'll set their souls ablaze with my dashing good looks.

what if I said "penny for your thoughts"

[Raven]

My thought's are worth a quarter, but maybe this time.

What if I said you should be a hermit?

[spirit]

I would stare at you... and say "are you out of your mind?! - look at me!"

What if I made you crawl on your knees... and kiss my feet? ;*

[Raven]

You're not giving me much of a choice are you...

What if I said I needed compensation.

[analogZero]

constipation!? why would you want that? hehe

what if I said, "eat more, fatty"

[Raven]

Pass that tray of brownies handsome!

What if I said I ate too much.

[analogZero]

bathroom's in use. hope you can hold it.

what if I accused you of stinking up the bathroom...smelly.

[monsoon 10]

I'd say "My good sir I believe your olfactory sense is not inhaling my odor but rather your own."
What if I said "Gentlemen the time to strike the UN is now!"

[david4smit]

Whats up people

[Raven]

You've got a wingman, lets smite them!

What if I said the UN was smitten?

[klint_456]

WORLD WAR III!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if i said i will start a new world war?

[Raven]

I would ask why.

What if I said WWIII would be Armageddon?

[scott11]

reaLLy,,???? hehehehe



what if i said am part of that WW3 Resistance Organization????

[klint_456]

prepare to leave erth people we are giong to planet mars lol ^_^

what if i said its dooms day!!