what if i said

[Raven]

Hamster FTW!

What if I said I was on my cool game.

[illuma]

i'd ask what you were playing

what if i told you that the next person to write after me would rule the world?

[analogZero]

nuts to hampsters and guinnea pigs, let's go to a **** fight!

what if I said I'm hungry

[Raven]

Eat the loser.

What if I fried a rooster for you?

[scott11]

that's great, thanks......



what if i said i wiLL give you some of the rooster raven gave to me....

[Raven]

Trying to pawn off my great home cooking?!

What if I said scott11 doesn't deserve me as a cook anymore?

[jamjfly]

I would say, how come you are his cook.

What if I said repeat that?

[Raven]

I would say I'm not his cook anymore.

What if I said why was I his cook?

[jamjfly]

I would say, because you were trying to make money.

What if I said he didn't pay you?

[Raven]

Will you pay me?

What if I said I would cook for you?

[jamjfly]

I would say sounds good.

What if I said really?

[Raven]

For seriously.

What if I said I'd enjoy cooking for you... you are paying me right?

[jamjfly]

I would say, yes I am.

what if I say I was only paying you $7.25 an hour?

[Raven]

Does that include room and board?

What if I said I was making $12.75 an hour?

[jamjfly]

I would say, wow, maybe I'll pay you more.

What if I said yes it includes room and board?

[Raven]

Haha! I'm there!

What if I said I'll bring cookies with me?

[jamjfly]

I'll say bring watever you want.

What if I said you will have your own room?

[Raven]

That would be fabulous.

What if I said we should have a party?

[jamjfly]

Then I would say ok.

What if I said this is all a dream?

[Raven]

I would pinch myself.

What if I actually woke up?

[jamjfly]

Then I would ask y you fell asleep, we are in the middle of a party.

What if I said you were asleep during the party?

[Raven]

Sorry, it was a long drive.

What if I said This party is the best?

[jamjfly]

I would strongly agree with you.

What if I said this party will never end?

[Raven]

That's the best kind of party!

What if I said this place is a prison?

[jamjfly]

I would escape.

What if I said only 5 ppl could escape with me?

[nena-X3]

i would say "huh?! take me then!!!!" XD
what if i said "im bored!"

[jamjfly]

I would say, lets do something fun then.

what if i said what do you want to do?

[Raven]

Come to our never ending party!

What if the party ran out of party hats?

[jamjfly]

then I would call a friend to get some more.

What if I said once you are at the party you can never leave?

[Raven]

Sounds like Hotel California...

What if they stabbed it with their steely knives but they couldn't kill the beast?

[analogZero]

but I hate the fn eagles, man

what if I said I am the dude?

[jamjfly]

Then I would be seriously pissed off because there would be no dinner.

What if I said a dragon attacked our party and killed everyone except for you me and three other people?

[nena-X3]

i would say "OMFG a dragon!!" :O
what if i said "the dragon wants to eat youz!!"

[jamjfly]

I would say, really, y me?

What if I said the dragon wants to be our friend?

[analogZero]

me and the dragon are goin' out for a night on the town to pick up chicks

what if I asked everyone else to come along.

[jamjfly]

I would come along just to go somewhere.

What if I said the dragon was a girl dragon?

[analogZero]

lesbian dragon, sure why not.

what if I said you think the dragon's hot.

[jamjfly]

I would have to think for a sec, then probably agree. Idk.

what if I said the dragon was going out with a sea serpent?

[monsoon 10]

I'd say this little story you to are trying to tell is getting pretty boring.
What if I said "Shotgun mouthwash."

[partyprobe]

I would be confused and move on

What if i said a is for apple and b is for goat

[illuma]

then c must be for elephant

what if i said that anime sucked?

[partyprobe]

Then that is your opinon and you can think what you want

What if i said wow that was the best rice ball ever

[illuma]

then i'd ask if i could have some

what if i said that i would make sure that everyone's opinion is the same

[partyprobe]

then i think you would be along the lines of a dictator

What if i said you are crazy with power

[illuma]

Then id say,"You are correct sir!"

what if i said that being crazy with power is a good thing?

[Gerbil-Man]

than you are crazy with no power

what if i said that kallen is sexy?

[monsoon 10]

I'd say go "read" a playboy.
What if I said real woman are attractive.

[Gerbil-Man]

i'd agree

what if i said naruto sucks?

[jamjfly]

I would slap you across the face.

What if I said Final Fantasy sucks?

[Gerbil-Man]

i'd agree yet AGIAN

what if i said yu-gi-oh sucks?

[monsoon 10]

Agree.
What if I said "I AM BEOWULF!"

[jamjfly]

I would hate you.

What if I said that yu-gi-oh is really you gay hoe?

[Gerbil-Man]

i would send you a nice card to what ever asylum you reside

what if i said "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!)?

[jamjfly]

I would agree with you.

What if I said the movie meet the spartans sucked?

[Gerbil-Man]

I WOULD TOTALY AGREE

what if i said code geass is one of the best animes ever?

[jamjfly]

I would have to send you a friend request.

what if I said perverted comedy is the best kind of comedy?

[monsoon 10]

I would say you disgust me.
What if I said "The dog."

[jamjfly]

I would ask why.

What if I said life is just your imagination?

[monsoon 10]

I'd tell you to get a job.
What if I said "The cow jumped over the moon."

[jamjfly]

I would ask the cow why he jumped over the moon.

What if I said stick figures could committ suicide?

[partyprobe]

i would laugh in your face and beleive it

What if i said your mother to your fathers mother

[jamjfly]

I wouldn't care.

What if I said "yo momma!"?

[monsoon 10]

I'd tell you to learn how to type.
What if I said learn how to type.

[jamjfly]

I would say I already do.

What if I said you were lazy?

[Gerbil-Man]

i would get a therepist

what if i said the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.....and spiders

[jamjfly]

I would say watever.

What if I said the chicken crossed the road?

[Gerbil-Man]

i would say i ate it

what if this reality was the imagination of someone from your favorite anime?

[Raven]

Not much of a choice there eh?

What if I said life is because death will be?

[Gerbil-Man]

i would say your crazy

what if i said i really ate that chicken?

[Raven]

Then you'll probably die because that road-kill has been there for quite some time... you know that wasn't actually a chicken, right?

What if I said the world turns because of the retro-blast from the giant rocket that took the last dinosaurs to another galaxy?

[Gerbil-Man]

i would track thewm down for boot material

what if i said you whre a dinosaur?

[Raven]

Rawrz!

What if I said, "You aren't making boots out of me!"?

[jamjfly]

I would ask you why I couldn't.

What if I said I was really a dragon who could transform into a human?

[nena-X3]

i would say "wowz"
what if i said "you have a holy sock"

[partyprobe]

im not that cheap *slap*

What if i said your mother was easy

[nena-X3]

im not that cheap *slap*

What if i said your mother was easy
i would say "what about my mom?!"
(btw. ow..you didn't have to slap me!! lol)

What if i said "i luv Air"

[athrun0017]

then i would say " me too "

what if i said " why did you slap nena!? "

[analogZero]

hey, don't look at me!

what if I said walk it off

[Magicbird]

I would say: walk what off??

WHat if I asked: are you gay? :D

[sapphireAT]

i would say no im straight...

what if i said ur a loser...

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd punch you in the face, laugh, then walk away like nothing happened

What if I said you can't dance >..>

[jamjfly]

I don't care.

What if I said you wanted to dance with someone?

[Ryuuzaki]

I would shake my head in a agreement.

What if I said I am all knowing

[leerock89]

I would shake my head in pity, for you know all so you get to know all the good and all the horrible evil stuff. Id rather not carry that burden.

What if I said that the US was going to annex Canada soon

[Raven]

I would agree, all the variables are lining up.

What if I knew everything you didn't know?

[leerock89]

I would shake my head in pity, cause you would know all the good stuff and all the horrible evil stuff that I dont. I'm happy I don't carry that burden.

What if I said all the water on earth is going to dissapear tomorrow.

[Raven]

I'd buy a stilsuit.

What if I said we could get our water from Mars and Ganymede?

[leerock89]

Id wonder how we would get there with just conventional means, or at least enough times to replenish earth...

what if i said sadhcnm kiashichw kignvb uuaf

[Raven]

na clar! egabe pertonas dechole.

What if I said I knew your language?

[partyprobe]

I would guess so i can understand what you just said

What if i said im tons of fun

[jamjfly]

I would have to see that for my self.

What if I said I could kill you faster than you have time to think about it?

[partyprobe]

I would be amazed

What if i said you dont know what i mean

[Gerbil-Man]

then i would be confused

what if i said i was getting married next month?

[nena-X3]

i would say "C0NGRATZ!!!!"
what if i said "can i come?"

[Omedetou]

I would say I hope so or your life will be very boring.

What if The devil was an animal?

[partyprobe]

I would laugh because human cant help but kill every animal they see
What if i said i am the god of anime fuel

[leerock89]

what??? what did you just say??? your the lowest form of animal in the universe?? your cannon fodder?? you are nothing??

what if i said f

[partyprobe]

l would cry because of what i just read

What if i said your a mean person for putting me down

[leerock89]

You cannot be god of AF. That belongs to DF or Corwin. NEVER KOOPA!!!

what if i said get out of your house its about to blow up!!!

[Gerbil-Man]

i'd call 911

what if i said my tutrle is homicidal?

[Raven]

I would advise you to get a restraining order.

What if I said the military is working on an anti turtle infantry unit?

[Gerbil-Man]

i'd stop paying taxes

what if i said i am santa claus?

[Raven]

I wouldn't believe you till you laughed.

What if I said we should nuke the north pole because Santa's up to no good?

[klint_456]

no way if you do that you would trigger the north pole to melt and cause flooding in different sectors of the world..

what if i said your plan is no good?

[nena-X3]

i would say "i have no plan" >__>
what if i said "im not ready to be married"

[Gerbil-Man]

i would ask your number

What if i said MLOOOOOOOOK?

[athrun0017]

then i would say " what the hell was that!?"

what if I said " do you want to watch a movie?"

[Magicbird]

I would say: What movie?

What if i said: What are you doing?

[athrun0017]

then i would say " replying to this post"

what if i said " what are you doing? "

[Magicbird]

I would say: Im typing the word 'typing'

What if I said: Want a cookie?

[athrun0017]

then i would say " sure "

what if i said " what kind of cookie do you have?"

[Magicbird]

I would say: I dont have any cookies at the moment, but would you like this hard one?

What if I said: I dont have any cookies at the moment, but would you like this hard one?

[analogZero]

I'd say, you're cookie's gone bad

what is I said I'm getting impatient

[Gerbil-Man]

i would say BE MORE PATIENT!!!!!!!!


what if i said i went back in time and switched the cookies giving you a bad cookie while i ate the good one???

[analogZero]

that'd explain why this cookie's gone bad.

what if I said you owe me a cookie

[Gerbil-Man]

i would deny it

what if i said i was a cookie?

[nena-X3]

i would say "eww!!!" xD
what if i said " i want cookiez!!!"

[DocHack]

I would say TO BAD YOU DONT GET ONE!!! muhahaha

What if I said "cakes are ewww"

[the murder]

i baked some cookies, sorry no cookiez
what if i said people equal shit

[Raven]

That would almost be true in some cases.

What if I said all generalizations are bad?

[Magicbird]

I would wonder if what you said is true...

What if I said: If you dont drink and drive, youll die!!

[Shigami]

I'd say whatever..
What if i said this threat is just a mere excuse for people to raise their post's number.
*true,true*

[Ryuuzaki]

I would tell you that since this is in Club Spam the post count doesn't go up, then I would point and laugh at you.

[Shigami]

Then what if i said that since the post count does not go up,this is a pointless threat ^^.

[Felix42]

Then i would say you do not understand the point

What if i said: there's no reason to cry over spillt milk

[nena-X3]

i would say "yeah there is no reason"
what if i said "OMG a talking muffin!!!" =O

[Magicbird]

I would say no no no.. thats a talking cookie!

What if I said you never existed?

[kai14]

i'd say "then why am i here now?" XP

what if i said there's no point in life?

[Magicbird]

I would say: Dont go EMO!!!!!

What if I said I know where you were born, your address, and your social security number?

[kai14]

i'd say i'm not telling you that

what if i said someone's behind you

[klint_456]

that would be my brother

what if i said "The Rock" is at your door?

[Ayumu]

I'd ask him out.
what if i said coke or pepsi?

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd yell, "PEPSI!!!!"

What if I said you were gay? xD

[tripletres]

i would put a mirror up facing you.

What if i said you had a knife sticking out of your chest?

[Ryuuzaki]

I would look down and pull it out.

What if I said your shoe was untied?

[Mugen]

I'd refuse to believe you 'cause I got socks on. But I'd still check.

What if I said someone is stalking you?

[tripletres]

i would grab the knife from Ryuuzaki and kill them.

what if i said that the world will end in a matter of minuets(spelling)?

[Ryuuzaki]

(Minutes*) Then I would point and laugh at you.

What if I said, "F*ck you!!"

[Ayumu]

I'd say when and where.JK
what if i said ur on fire.

[Ryuuzaki]

I start running around screaming

What if I said you need something better to do then play this game.

[tripletres]

I would realize that you're also playing this game.

what if i said that you should stick your head in the mouth of a lion?

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd so as you say

What if I said, "Up yours!"

[jamjfly]

I would say that was very mean, and you didn't have to say that.

What if I said your mother sucks?

[scott11]

then i"ll kiLL you.....




what if i said you'LL have no work....

[nena-X3]

i would say "yayness"
what if i said "die" ._.

[Magicbird]

I would say "make me!" =]

what if i said "good morning sunshine!" = |

[illuma]

I'd probably ignore you like the rest of the people i don't get along with

what if i said that you were insignificant and no one would care if you were to die.

[Magicbird]

i would say: dont be an emo.

what if i said: there is no such thing as earth. we all live in a place of nothingness which turns out to be somethingful but that is what we believe. is what we believe turn out true?

[analogZero]

sure...it's called earth.

what if I said somethingful isn't a word?

[Ryuuzaki]

I would laugh at you!

What if I said. "Giggity giggity giggity!"

[spirit]

sure...it's called earth.

what if I said somethingful isn't a word?

I almost got confused, haha...
well, "nothing" can be "something" ;)


what if I could make your wish come true?

[shadowmaks]

I would take out a shotgun.

What if I said "go check up fart fires on youtube"

[nena-X3]

i would say "wtf why"
what if i said "im scared" ._.

[analogZero]

Cheer up partner, the vampire can only get into your room if you invite it in.

what if I said I lost a toe?

[Gerbil-Man]

i'd look for it

what if i said im back again?

[Ryuuzaki]

Woot! He's back! *hug*

What if I said, *cough cough* Your an ass. *cough cough*

[analogZero]

I'd say you should get that cough checked out...ass

what if I said "not the proctologist, the regular doctor!"

[suune]

I'd say: "of course...anything you say!"

What if I said I wanna watch popcorn pop?

Stupid question..I know..hehe

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd throw some popcorn in the microwave and set a chair in front of it

What if I said, "What the hell is that thing on your face?!"

[analogZero]

it's your girlfriend, I can't get her off me.

what if I said we're going to have to amputate

[tripletres]

id strap you down and get the knife.

what if i said that you shoud cross-dress?

[analogZero]

these satin panties do feel nice, but they make me feel like the devil.

what if I said "I hope you caught that"

[puppetz]

id better get tested...

what if i said "how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?"

[tripletres]

id think norris is weak. (not chuck norris. you never said chuck norris. you chucked norris, though.)

what if i said "how much wood could chuck norris chuck if wood chucks could chuck wood.

[sousuke]

alot
what if i said you rock

[tripletres]

I would look behind me to see if anyone was there.

what if i said that you would have frozen cheese for lunch

[suune]

I'd get a frozen yoghurt to go along with it.. hehe

What if I said you look like your favourite anime character?

[sousuke]

i would say goku?
what if i said the same?

[tripletres]

i would reply 'the same... what?'

what if i said that you sat on my lunch... but it was really yours?

[suune]

I'd need new pants..
What if I said I switched our lunches?

[tripletres]

id hope you had a twinkie.

what if AF instantly stopped working for no appearent reason?

[leerock89]

Goes on a bloody rampage killing over 5,000 people in under an hour.

What if I said the the color yellow has now been changed to brown?

[animex09]

id crap myself
what if i killed leerock and drank his blood

[hanahime16]

I would ask you if you were part of the night class <33

What if a hot cosplay girl was sitting on your lap right now? O.o

[sousuke]

id would stay down
what if i gave her to you??

[tripletres]

I would gladly accept.
what if you had four arms, but no legs?

[nena-X3]

i would say "this is the what if i said game."
what if i said "im not sure what i said above was right."

[tripletres]

i would say go check and make sure.
what if i said that the world will stop spinning within the next 12 hours?

[yukichan87]

I'd move to mars...
What if I said that all the saltine crackers in the world would magically go on a killing rampage?

[Ryuuzaki]

I would reply, "Good, the faster I die the better."

What if I said, "Why can't the world just blow up?"

[tripletres]

Because it must implode.

what if i said "No, I can't let you do that."?

[Unknown]

I'd respond with "I do what I want."

What if I said that I hated you?

[robthmsfan]

I'd say "not surprised"
What if I told your mom that you got drunk and passed out naked in a fountain?

[Ino]

I'm a bit shocked.

What if I said you were a loser?

[salmeria]

I'd say look in the mirror..

what if i said your a sucker?

[suune]

Wanna try?

What if I said you were blond?

[phi-life]

then id say thats true and im proud of it

what if i said u look chubby in that?

[cupfuel]

i would say humph and whatever.
nice avi btw.
what if i said your moms a whore?

[Maydraie]

i would say you wish.
what if i said i'd kill you?

[cupfuel]

then it be a fight to the finish! lol
what if i said ur a virgin?

[Russkie]

Then I would say you're correct.

What if I said "I hate you"?

[MaxXximus]

Well you don't even know me so I don't even know lulz

what if I said "Where am I?"

[gigica]

i'll answer "ur at AF" <lol>
what if i said " ur more cute without your hair?

[Orangeii]

no.
what if i said ur internet didnt work anymore

[gigica]

i would kiil you <lol>
what if i said take a break from the pc and go study? :P

[Orangeii]

no.
what if i said go die

[gigica]

nipe ,i wont make this 4 u :p
what if i sai STFU :P

[Russkie]

I would give you the finger and ignore your existence.

What if I said you will never find true happiness in life?

[Orangeii]

i'd ignore it
what if i said that im going to push you off the cliff

[gigica]

i'd sai "go ahead just try it"
wat if i aid u'll always be a kid!!!

[Dolly]

I'd say that's impossible.
What if I said I was going to buy you ice cream?

[gigica]

i hopeur going 2 buy me :P
wat if i said u never geting bored being a good kid?<or bad>

[Lince]

Id say I'm always bored.
What if I said there was a panther behind you?

[gigica]

i'd say :that would be cool because i never see one in real life" :P
wat if i said ur silly?

[Orangeii]

i'd shoot you with a pistol
what if i said u need a life

[gigica]

i'd say i already have one ;)
wat if i said ur the one who need a life ,a real one? :P

[Orangeii]

i guess u have no friends so sad.
what if i said ur boring and go get me ice-cream

[Dolly]

I'd say I already bought Gig ice cream and no longer have money.

What if I asked you to give me more money for ice cream?

[Lince]

Id say EARN IT
What if I said I was gonna hug you?

[gigica]

id said no way..get lost
wat if i said u neeed a job

[Orangeii]

no id shoot you by then
what if i said watch a scary movie by yourself

[gigica]

np, that's my speciality
wat if i said u answered wrong befor ..

[Lince]

Id say, so what?
What If I shot you first?

[Dolly]

I'd say you didn't win anything because I don't even have a gun.

What if I ask you why you shot me?

[ronave182]

u should stop asking and start praying
what if i said u a gay?

[Lince]

No hes not gay, he's bi!
What if I said your a woman?

[Orangeii]

yes
what if i said u know how to get away from a house or party

[amerikajin]

You severely overestimate me.

What if I said you had a piece of brocolli between your teeth?

[kitty-kat]

got any ranch?
what if i said AA is for quitters

[shadow16]

i'd say yeah w/e u say *****
what if i said i'd kill you in ur sleep

[Mugen]

I'd kill you before you could kill me.

What if I said I'm gnawing on your face?

[xXWENWENXx]

Notices 10 mins later, runs away and washes face...
What if I said nya nya

[soulten]

I would get a stick and beat you with it till your teeth fall out. The break your arms and legs with a brick. Then tie you up like a cattle and prod you with a hot iron till you are unconscious. Then have you tied to a tree over a cliff above the ocean with sharks with lasers mounted on their heads at the bottom ready to feed. The when you wake up use a fancy machine that holds a magnifying glass angled at the sun till the rope is burnt. You then fall 90% down the cliff to land in a safety net a helicopter brings up and I will say "This is a misunderstanding you are free to go! *wait as you get happy then cut the rope holding the net and watches you fall* You are then proceed to be cut into piece by lasers and eaten by sharks, that then explode.

What if I said I was really bored?