what if i said

[Raven]

Who's dooms day?

What if I said I knew how to terraform Mars?

[klint_456]

OK.....then tell me

what if i said there's a nuke bomb under you right this moment?

[analogZero]

wanna hold hands anyone?

what if I had sexual relations with your spouse or significant other.

[scott11]

nah..... duh???



what if is said i am you...

[Raven]

What if I said there was a nuke under your feet?

What if I said resistance was futile?

[analogZero]

as you are we and we are he and we are all together

what if I said i am the walrus

[klint_456]

you wish ^_^

what if i said i like to eat a bowl of noodles right know

[scott11]

then great for you....



what if i said i wiLL going to train that waLrus for fame and fortune......

[analogZero]

sorry the walrus turned out to be an eggman

what if I were the eggman?

[scott11]

then i'LL train that eggman again.....



what if i said i am you master and i wiLL train you forever....

[Raven]

Orr orr grrrrr.

What if the eggman was actually a taxman?

[klint_456]

i'll be the master lol

what if i said do somthing crazy befor i will accept you as my student ^_^

[Raven]

*Levitates*

What if I said I already had a trainer?

[klint_456]

who would that be??

what if i said show me your trainer

[Raven]

Uhhhhh... *changes masks* Howdy!

What if I said you should take me out to lunch?

[analogZero]

ok, your treat though.

what if I said these pretzels are making me thirsty

[Raven]

Have some Iced tea, I just made it.

What if I said I wish I had some pretzels right now?

[klint_456]

(*offers raven a pretzel*) would you like some beer with your pretzel sir?

what if i said lets go drink beer insted

[analogZero]

ok

what if i said, zooooom

[spirit]

I would say.... boom?
What if I said... take my cloths off! I'm soooo hot!

[klint_456]

awts lets go somewhere private LOL

what if i said up! up! and away!!!!!

[Raven]

Do you really need my help?

What if I said It is stiflingly humid!

[analogZero]

I would most certainly concur.

what if I said, it's getting humid in here, so sp!r!t, take off all your clothes

[Raven]

"The Sp!r!t is out, please leave a message after the beep" *beep*

What if I said the whole world was humid and turning bask into a Jurassic rain forest?

[analogZero]

sooo, sweaty dinosaurs?

what if I said I've got marbles and I know how to use them

[klint_456]

then use them......or do you want play marbles with me im good at it

what if i said your watching porno right now?

[spirit]

hahaha. you made me laugh!

What if I said, I need some help.... with....

[klint_456]

with what?

what if i said im happy to help you with that?^_^

[Raven]

Sorry klint.

What if I said the Earth is at your feet?

[klint_456]

w8 am i standing in quick sand??..............

what if i said somone help me im in a quick sand

[Raven]

*throws klint a rope*

What if the world was made of quicksand?

[klint_456]

I'd live in a floating house

what if i said that the ice caps are ganna melt?

[analogZero]

better put on your thinking cap then.

what if I said more puns

[Raven]

That wouldn't be punny.

What if I was a professional clown?

[klint_456]

make me laugh then

what if i said im right behind you?

[analogZero]

I'm right in front of you.

what if I said that guy yelling should shut up

[klint_456]

whose yelling?

what if i said use the stapler to shut him?

[spirit]

lol!

What if I said I can read your thoughts?

[Raven]

What do you think?

What if I said I wanted you to read my mind?

[spirit]

ohh, you do?
What if I asked u to tell me why you want me to read your mind?

[analogZero]

because, now do it!

what if I was fuzzy wuzzy

[Raven]

Because thought is the purest form of truth.

What if we could communicate telepathically?

[klint_456]

now that would be awsome

what if i said i have a all seeing eye

[Raven]

What do you see?

What if I said I ha an all feeling toe?

[analogZero]

some people might find that erotic...not me though

what if I said you'd be cooler with claws

[spirit]

You bet I have claws, and they suit me!

What if I said I'm numb! what if i am emotionally a cold *****? - ( lol, it was b*tch)

[Raven]

I'll warm you up!

What if I said I met a griffin?

[klint_456]

now thats rare

what if i said i just blew something up

[Raven]

sounds like a blast!

What if I said your mother was a hamster?

[spirit]

i'd say you have some issues...

what if I said... i can make your wish come true?

[analogZero]

blows out candle

what if I said, you got "it", kid!

[klint_456]

that would be cool

what if i said time to watch some anime what would you prefer to watch?

[analogZero]

just got finished with two episodes of mushishi, now it's time for beddy-pie

what if I said goodnight

[Raven]

nighty-night!

What if I said your dreams are dead?

[klint_456]

sweet drimz

what if i said stay up l8 and nerver go to bed?

[spirit]

why not *sad face*... I have a comfy bed...

what would you like to do next?

[Raven]

something exciting!

What if the next time you woke up, you found life was a dream?

[nena-X3]

"I would say that reminds me of Kanon"
What if i said "Chocolattttte!!!!!!" n__n

[Raven]

I would return the favor "Chocolate!"

What if you had a chocolate pantry?

[analogZero]

I'd prefer a lady with chocolate panties

what if I said you're the master of the manor

[monsoon 10]

I'd say "Where the devil are my slippers Lisa?"
What if I said "Another one rides the bus."

[Felix42]

Well, its not me...

What if i said "bring me pie"

[illuma]

I'd tell you to screw off while pushing you on your ass. i'd still hand you the pie though since you asked.

what if i said that were going to die in 7 days?

[klint_456]

i hope u join my funeral

what if i said i'll rise from the dead after 1 month?

[leerock89]

Id grab my gun and aim for the head

what if i said that tomatoes are vegetables

[klint_456]

prove it then

what if i said i'll those tomatos if you'll prove that it's a vegie

[monsoon 10]

I'd say learn to type and you've got yourself a deal.
What if I said "No it isn't."

[klint_456]

crap!!then i wont eat them

what if i said i typed the wrong words

[analogZero]

then you typed the wrong words badly

what if I said potatoes are a dairy product

[klint_456]

WOW!! dairy product???? man thats insane

what if i said pigs can fly?

[monsoon 10]

I'd say no duh. But can they hover.
What if I said "Fresh."

[klint_456]

no they can't hover but its pretty cool puting them in a improviced catapult and seeing them fly xp
fresh fish? fresh blood? freshmeat?

what if i said i'll put you in a cannon and let you fly?

[leerock89]

WWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

what if i said there were cops outside your door right now

[kitty-kat]

i didnt do it and you cant prove i did

what if i said i have a question?

[analogZero]

How'd you know I live in a donut shop?

what if I said you need to jump in the shower.

[nena-X3]

i would say "i already took one" >_>
What if i said "you just won a million dollors!!!"

[DocHack]

I go "w00t w00t" lol

What if I said "go get me a cola."

[athrun0017]

i would say " get it yourself "

what if i said.. " unless you pay the price "

[analogZero]

c'est temps de payer le prix!

what if I said what you just said, but en francais?

[athrun0017]

then i would say " no " in spanish

What if i said " but maybe sometime "

[nena-X3]

i would say "what sometime?"
what if i said "oyasumi"

[athrun0017]

then i would say " whaaat? "

what if i said " okay i will do anything for 300.00 bucks "

[analogZero]

that's what hookers say, but for less money.

what if I said, you're looking sharp today, sir!

[klint_456]

thank you....same to you champ

what if i said its a good day for killing?

[Koopaking]

I would say thanks for noticing, I just had my horns sharpened

What if I said Kallen was my favorite anime girl

[scott11]

i wouLd say.......... okae! *smiLe*



what if i said she is your girLfriend.....

[spirit]

i would say.... we are a good match together ;)

what if I said I can read your thoughts?

[scott11]

what am i thinking atm.....???



what if i said i have yer cLothes....

[strike7785]

I would say.... YOU STALKER!!!!


What if I say you were cute!

[nena-X3]

would say "am i really" XD
what if i said "u say you can't moo"

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd go moo

What if I said that I'm hungry?

[athrun0017]

then i would say " thats good to hear.."

What if i said " i would feed you but you would have to become my pet "

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd say, "I am your pet so feed me!" The site down in front of my food dish

What if I said my hawtness is too hawt xD

[nena-X3]

i would say "soo desu ka..lol"
what if i said "strawberriez!!!"

[athrun0017]

i would say " sure i take one "

what if i said " hey there.. are you new?"

[spirit]

yeah... Im your new fantasy!!!

what if i said i can make your dream come true!??

[athrun0017]

then i would say " show me "

what if i say " how bout i make all your dreams come true "

[spirit]

then, please do so ;)

what if I said you're the man of my life? (ROTFL, can't believe I said that) ^^

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd take a step back and then run away

What if I said your the gal of mah dreams xD <on "topic"> lol

[partyprobe]

i would reply im no girl im a women

What if i said i know you personaly

[spirit]

oh, do you??? that's interesting!

what if I asked you what's my real name then? (those who know DON'T say it!!!!)

[Patar]

i wouldnt know...
What if i said your punches hurt?

[Ryuuzaki]

Then I would stop punching and give you a hug :D

What if I said, "Take this dollar, and go but a gumball"

[partyprobe]

I would run away with the dollar

What if i said go steal from the president

[analogZero]

the president, or el presidente?

what if I said I need burger relief

[Raven]

I'd be happy to relieve you of your burgers.

What if I said I had a stomach ache?

[monsoon 10]

Get a new one.
What if I said "It's got chicken legs."

[partyprobe]

i would snatch it and run away

What if i said im watching you right now

[monsoon 10]

Vice versa.
What if I said I wonder what's for dinner?

[partyprobe]

the food i ran away with

What if i said the food i stole was amazingly taste

[Raven]

Take me on your next raid!

What if I said I'm going back for more food.

[spirit]

the I hope you'll be back soon!!! and share some with me <3

what if I asked you to become a super hero like in "Daimos" anime (lol)

[monsoon 10]

I'd tell you this is real life and that isn't happening.
What if I said "OMG METAL GEAR!"

[partyprobe]

i would reply ''you can ask me to but it wont happen''

What if i said i want u to list 100 curse words for the next post

[Raven]

I don't know that many, need more languages!

What if I said I wanted to learn the top 50 languages?

[spirit]

that's wonderful... me too ^^

what if I asked u to be my bf?

[partyprobe]

i would ponder the situation and say lets give it a try

What if i said what if i said

[Raven]

I would steal your post position.

What if I said I was coming for you?

[leerock89]

Come then *pats his rifle* come.

what if i said the that white is a mix of all colors and black is the absence of all color

[Raven]

I would voice my agreement... if you meant light and not pigments!

What if I said lightening shouldn't strike a lightening rod?

[leerock89]

it shouldnt?? Why is it made from plastic?

what if i sad that wax i made from cheese

[klint_456]

that would be great less ppl would be killed while playing golf in a lightning storm

what if i said i would like a burger right now?

[Raven]

I'm sure there's a fast food joint around somewhere...

What if I said no lightening rod is designed to be struck by lightening and that they can't be made from plastic?

[leerock89]

Maybe its made from air?

what is i said your going to get rich tomorrow then lose it in a hour

[Raven]

Then it would be like it never happened right? That'll be a good one for the grandkids.

What if I said lightening rods are made to sap positive charge from a surface so that it becomes unattractive to negatively charged clouds?

[partyprobe]

I would stand there amazed of the knowledge you just spouted onto me

What if i said no man shall achieve what i have

[Raven]

I say it'll happen some time!
What if I asked what partyprobe had achieved?

[partyprobe]

i did what only i could do i took a poop for the first time in 17 years

What if i said does that seem like an accomplishment

[Raven]

What the @$#^!*)&^$^&$@&*!^&* dude! That's awesome!

What if I took back what I said about another achieving what partypoop, I mean partyprobe has achieved?

[partyprobe]

i would feel like the most important man in the world

What if i said to raven i will teach you how to poop

[Raven]

I thought you would teach me how not to poop!

What if I said dropping a 17 year load of poop would be releif like no other?

[partyprobe]

I would tell u it was painful trust me

What if i said i know where gingerbread man is hiding

[Raven]

I would drag the location from you.

What if I said I was putting together a gingerbread man hunting party?

[partyprobe]

i would eat him for his safety

What if i said the gingerbread man was dead so what are you going to do with that hunting party

[Raven]

I would say I know, I'm just luring tehm into a trap because I'm a hungry vampire.

What if I said I would drink your blood now that you are stuffed on gingerbread?

[partyprobe]

lol i would say that sounds hot and would show you my neck

what if i said im already a vampire

[jamjfly]

Idk, probably wonder y you haven't turned me into one yet, then walk around aimlessly.

Wat if I said I was a werewolf

[nena-X3]

i would say "huh..you are?!"
what if i said "u owe me a millonkatrillionbagillionmillion dollarz!!!"

[athrun0017]

i would say " i thought that kind of money didn't exist"

what if i said " well if i owe you that much.. do you take checks"

[Shigami]

Then i would say cash only.
What if i said i'm the leader of all the zombies

[jamjfly]

I would say, "really, you didn't look like a zombie"


What if I said i was out to kill all zombies?

[Shigami]

You can't kill us,we're too many.
What if i said Zombies will take over the world on 2138?

[jamjfly]

I would think for a sec and then say, it isn't my problem, I'll be dead by then.

Wat if I said Zombies will lose power to the vampires in 3000

[leerock89]

GGGOOOO VAMPIRES!!!

what if i said that death is not real, life is only a dream and we are just imagination?

[Blooddrunk]

I'll keep living in the same way
What if said the world is gonna end tomorrow?

[leerock89]

massive sex and party time!!!!!!

what if i said the world isnt going to end tomorrow

[partyprobe]

i would continue to live my life they way i have been

what if i said a giant panda bear will attack America

[leerock89]

then my jolly green giant would go out and greet him and wreck havoc together

what if i said that chocolate was made from cotton

[partyprobe]

I truely dont have any response to that

What if i said i invented cotton swabs all over again

[leerock89]

can i get a share of the profits?

what if i said that the sun was the center or the solar system

[Sadrith]

I would say LIAR 13urn him at the stake.

What if I said WERE ALL GONNA DIE MAN

[leerock89]

DUH

what if i said the world is flat

[partyprobe]

You need to tell every one this it could change the world

what if i said care bears was the greatest show ever

[Patar]

Noway Barney FTW!
what if i said i <3 U!

[jamjfly]

I would truly be scared of you.

Wat if I said you will never succeed in life

[partyprobe]

I would go hide in a corner and cry myself to sleep

What if i said you will be drafted for the canadian mountainears

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd run away in fear

What if I said I hate your guts!

[kitty-kat]

well i wasnt put on this earth for everyone to like so oh well

what if i said i like chocolate

[partyprobe]

For some reason every thing you say makes me want to cry in a corner

Wit if i said you need anger help class

[jamjfly]

I would yell at you and punch you in the face out of anger.

What if I said I didn't have anger problems?

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd just walk away...

What if I said, "Go kiss the closest person other then me!" :P

[leerock89]

theres no one around for miles and miles and miles

what if i said that the cure for aids was a large shot of concentrated money

[jamjfly]

i would laugh until I couldn't breath.

What if I said that your life was being controlled by our government?

[leerock89]

Big Brother?? Where?!?!? RRUUNNN!!!!

what if i said this universe only exist because God was bored

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd point and laugh at you.

What if I said you look ugly in them shoes?

[jamjfly]

Ooooooooh, Aaaaaaaaaah! You're so mean. Just Kidding I would laugh and walk away.

What if I said you're pretty?

[leerock89]

oookkkaaayyyy......

what if i said you were dumb

[jamjfly]

I would ask you wat is your evidence supporting your acquisition.

What if I said President Bush was an idiot?

[KillionX6]

I would hug you and give you ten dollars....


What if I said your an idiot?

[spirit]

lol.... you might be right on this one.... but also wrong, lol

what I said that I can give you either lots of money... or inner happiness - which would you choose then?

[spirit]

that was to the previous one....

and no.... I'm not an idiot... u know that ^^

[leerock89]

money to get inner happiness

what if i said cats are really dogs in disguise

[kitty-kat]

your a dirty,dirty lier

what if i said i like your dress

[leerock89]

You like it?? Got it as Ross.
what if i said that 1+1=a window

[illuma]

I would tell you you're a genius
What if i told you that i am better than god

[leerock89]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHA!!! Wait, theres a god??

What if I said that frogs make for good foot massager's

[illuma]

Only if they croak the right way

what if i said that Obama is really a white man in disguise?

[jamjfly]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would die laughing.

What if I said McCain was really a black man in disguise?

[KillionX6]

I would have to shoot him.....

What if your parents said they are aleins in disguise?

[jamjfly]

I would pull out my plasma gun and murder them all.

What if I said I will conquer the world by 2015 and make every human my slave?

[monsoon 10]

I'd call you a thief and tell you never to read my plans again.
What if I said "RED RUM."

[jamjfly]

I would say, what the hell are you talking about?

What if I said I only exist because you want me to?

[illuma]

I'd be extremely flattered and creeped out at the same time

what if i told you that ice cream was really frog goo

[jamjfly]

I would stare at my ice cream for a few seconds, then continue eating.

What if I said you are not really awake, you are dreaming everything that is happening right now?

[partyprobe]

Well i would disapointed because then my dreams are f***ing boring

What if i said every time i close my eyes i think i you

[jamjfly]

I would be flattered, and also creeped out.

What if I said you are a crazy ***** but I like you anyways?

[partyprobe]

Then im going to send you a friend request
What if i said the next person needs a friend

[jamjfly]

I would say, how did you know.

What if I said you are pretty cool?

[partyprobe]

I would feel like i have accomplished something in my life by making someone happy

What if i said i was on the verge of killing my self (im not)

[monsoon 10]

Do I get your stuff?
What if I said "Tomorrow I'll invent those blueprints."

[jamjfly]

I would wonder why. then ask you why you are.

What if I said I had the power to control whoever and whatever I wanted?

[partyprobe]

I would become your friend real fast lol

What if i said i cry myself to sleep every night because of you

[jamjfly]

I would use my telekenisis to make you stop.

What if I said that I was on the verge of going mad with power? (I'm not really)

[partyprobe]

i would not care because im a friend with that mad man

What if i said i know your weakness and its air

[jamjfly]

I would wonder how you knew that because I tried to disguise it.

What if I said the enemy of my enemy is my friend?

[partyprobe]

That would mean one of your friends is my enemy or im my enemy

What if i said WAIT how are you alive if you cant breath air

[jamjfly]

I would say I don't know, you tell me.

What if I said I can breath air but it makes me weak?

[partyprobe]

Well wouldnt that make it hard for you to use your telechenesis

What if i said hickery dickery dock ur mom was sucking my ****

[jamjfly]

I couldn't say anything cuz I would be laughing to hard to breath.

What if I said that my power wasn't weakened by breathing air, my body was?

[illuma]

i'd say too bad for you, but remember that partyprobe will always be your friend

what if i said that id be the one to kill you

[jamjfly]

I would use my telekenisis to make you kill yourself instead.

What if I said that I was immortal?

[monsoon 10]

Oh how I would laugh.
What if I said "Hat goes on foot."

[jamjfly]

I would put my glove on my head, hat on my foot, and shoe on my hand.

what if I said I own your soul?

[nena-X3]

i would say "ahhh wut did u say.."
what if i said "im pissed 0FF!!!!!!!" >__<

[jamjfly]

I would ask y.

What if I said you are my servant?

[illuma]

Then i would loyally follow you until i saw a chance to kill you

what if i said that i was really a snake

[jamjfly]

I would ask if you were Orochimaru.

What if I said I was a tactical assassin?

[Magicbird]

i would run away and call mommy.. =)

what if i ate your food?

[partyprobe]

i would yell liar and run away

What if i said that wasnt food it was your imaganation

[jamjfly]

I would say no wonder it didn't have any taste at all

What if I said everything is just your imagination?

[partyprobe]

i would have to think about every thing like what is my imaganation doing to me and why

What if i said my nightmare is your presence

[Dark Zeik]

Then it must really suck for you.

What if you died from choking on your favorite candy.

[Magicbird]

Then I would never eat that again.... When Im in heaven.....

What if your best friend betrayed you?

[KillionX6]

I would stab him in the chest!

What if you girlfriend sucked off another man then gave you the video?

[partyprobe]

I would touch myself to that video

What if i said im into that stuff

[Magicbird]

I would be scared to ever talk again............................................. ....................

What if I said there is no such thing as ''Earth''?

[KillionX6]

I would ponder what you said

What if i said anime fuel should have an major orgy fest?

[spirit]

lol...

what if i said you should SHUT up... and kiss something... LOL

[KillionX6]

I would kiss you!

What if i said Sp!r!t is hot?

[partyprobe]

lol i would agree with you to see what see say

what if i said spirit what would you think of this

[KillionX6]

I WOULD GO LOOK FOR HER


What if you are sp!r!t?

[partyprobe]

i am but im on partys computer

What if i said what do you think of this

[KillionX6]

WHAT DO I THINK OF WHAT?


What if i said you sexy...or if your a guy you fat?

[Magicbird]

...... no comment.............

What if I gave you a cup of tea? 0_0

[partyprobe]

what if im both

What if i said blah blah blah i am the ginger bread man

[KillionX6]

i eat you


what if i say i santa?

[spirit]

I would say - teasers! (both of you guys.. ^^)

what if I asked... who is hot?!

[Magicbird]

I would say: no one is hot......

What if I said you changed genders?

[KillionX6]

DU WHATTTTT!??!??!??!?


what if i said i am hot?

[partyprobe]

i would replay dam girl you got back
what if i said i am your father

[KillionX6]

i want booze father!


what if i said i am your long lost husband?

[spirit]

are you?
so what are you waiting for!!!??

[partyprobe]

you

What if i said hello to your mom naked

[KillionX6]

i would life and say you have no life!


what if i am naked?


@sp!r!t yes i am!

[partyprobe]

i have no reply but that is f***ing funny

What if i said i can see you guys right now

[Raven]

pervert...

What if I said we should turn the moon into a Death Star to scare away the aliens?

[leerock89]

uh can i be a sith??

what if i said that black thongs were the fashion now

[spirit]

i would life and say you have no life!


what if i am naked?


@sp!r!t yes i am!
yeahh... surrre ;) lol

[kanama k.]

i would say thats why the bus driver was wearing one
what if i said buddabudjfijsdkgfksdhgjksldgfksdhgkblahblah ha na cah kong fu panda lights

[leerock89]

eekkk you didnt say what if!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if i didnt say what if

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[spirit]

uh can i be a sith??

what if i said that black thongs were the fashion now

so feel free.. and go ahead wear them!!

what if I said... we vote !!! that leerock's gonna wear a black thong.... lol

[Raven]

yo, anybody have a straitjacket handy?

What if I shouted, "Blabin, flabin wakadoo!"

[KillionX6]

I would have to agree!!!

what if i said "1 r l337"?

[Raven]

Fix your grammar young man! "1 4/\/\ 1337"

What if I said, "Ego sum rex Roma et supra gramaticum."?

[KillionX6]

I'd say "WTF"

What if i said "FTW" what would you think i ment?

[leerock89]

ya i dont speak that or understand and im to lazy to google it so uuumm ok!! yea sure!

what if i said

[kanama k.]

I Donno
What If I Said That There Was Nothing Else To Say But To Say That Theres Was Nothing Else To Say?

[Patar]

I would have to agree.
what if i were to say guinea pigs ftw!!!!

[KillionX6]

NO

What if i said Koopaking ftw?

[illuma]

Then i'd have to say you were dead wrong

what if i said that a hamster would kick that guinea pig's ass