best place to... you know...

[ep314]

i find it very interesting as to how creative or imaginitive people can be when it comes to ... best places to... practice baby making...

so... my question is... what is your ideal or was your favourite place to do the naughty... or even simply to just make out?

[leerock89]

A public park is nice. Or in front of the post office. Pools or the ocean is my favorite.

[Raven]

I could name several different locations, but the most common is in my dreams.

[Koopaking]

Well in a bordello or brothel is good. It is, after all, made for that sort of thing. Then there's the back of a car. Or like Raven said... in your dreams...

[a2ng0d]

couch, backseat, empty classroom, front porch, back patio, kitchen table, stair well, BASEMENT...and movie theater.

[Sinistar]

the laundrymat of course you get that clean feeling while youre being dirty ya know... plus the machines vibrate

[Omedetou]

In a bed... cant believe noone said that.

[Corwin]

why would they say bed, ep314 asked about creative and imaginative places you've chosen to have sex in, how is a bed that? as for me, been in the car, been on the car, don't think either of them are creative, backyard, front yard, movie theater, all around the house, so far nothing really creative, on the front porch of my g/f's house while her mom was upstairs reading a book and her window looked at the porch from the second floor, now that was kind of touch and go there, thought we got caught a few times, another spot was down at the pier, sneaking into my g/f's house while her parents were asleep, then hiding in the closet and bathroom alternatively when dad woke up, not inventive, but heart pounding at least, and of course the public pool in the neighborhood next to her's, that we used to sneak into, I'm sure there is some location more ingenious in my inventory, but I can't think of it right now

[a2ng0d]

wow corwin's done a good bit hahaha.

[spirit]

the laundrymat of course you get that clean feeling while youre being dirty ya know... plus the machines vibrate
lol that made me laugh!! But actually, it isn't a bad place to do it at all!

A public park is nice. Or in front of the post office. Pools or the ocean is my favorite.
Nope, maybe in the movies... but it doesn't work that way in a real life!!!

hmmm, how about this really tiny restroom on the airplane!!!!!
and in the elevator.... ^^

or church... (tho I think I've never done it there.... and probably never will...)

[Corwin]

I wouldn't say I've done a lot, compared to some ppl, I haven't even really started, but there is no reason not to be diverse in ur locations, whenever the mood strikes

[Acid Angel]

1. The classroom, yes, it sounds hard, but it's very exciting.
2. Mid morning traffic, just turn on your flashing lights and pull over.
3. Airplane bathroom. Bumpy ride.
4. Old folks home. Boy, it makes you feel funky.

[spirit]

1. The classroom, yes, it sounds hard, but it's very exciting.
2. Mid morning traffic, just turn on your flashing lights and pull over.
3. Airplane bathroom. Bumpy ride.
4. Old folks home. Boy, it makes you feel funky.

what bumpy ride? have you tried it that way? ^^

[athrun0017]

I like it parked on the side of the highway or busy street so everyone can see... of course you have to book it when cops come..

[spirit]

I like it parked on the side of the highway or busy street so everyone can see... of course you have to book it when cops come..
That's so horrible! Especially the cops part!
I've seen actually ppl do that!.. I mean I used to walk out the dog... and me and my friend would see this car parked on the side of the road... with the "foggy windows"... weird movements and sounds coming from inside... That always made as laugh... Once, my friend came closer to that car and just stared at them... you should see how embarrassed they were the moment they noticed him!

[athrun0017]

That's so horrible! Especially the cops part!
I've seen actually ppl do that!.. I mean I used to walk out the dog... and me and my friend would see this car parked on the side of the road... with the "foggy windows"... weird movements and sounds coming from inside... That always made as laugh... Once, my friend came closer to that car and just stared at them... you should see how embarrassed they were the moment they noticed him!

well the reason i said that is because i have noticed that doing fun stuff in a public place makes it much more pleasurable and i really don't have to work much... your heart races more and you always have something to talk about!! its worked out fine before.. you just have to watch it.. just knowing that someone could catch you is part of the thrill..

[monsoon 10]

On the moon...

[strike7785]

Out in the open on the beach or in the water, woods, or in somebody elses yard

[Shigami]

Haven't really experienced anything like that yet,but when time comes and age along with it i think my favorite places would be..
Propably one of the best by far is the classroom..
Definetly a public place,which would most likely be a bookstore,hospital,maybe at doctor's waiting line..and park/forest-tree-house would be nice.

[Omedetou]

why would they say bed, ep314 asked about creative and imaginative places you've chosen to have sex in, how is a bed that? as for me, been in the car, been on the car, don't think either of them are creative, backyard, front yard, movie theater, all around the house, so far nothing really creative, on the front porch of my g/f's house while her mom was upstairs reading a book and her window looked at the porch from the second floor, now that was kind of touch and go there, thought we got caught a few times, another spot was down at the pier, sneaking into my g/f's house while her parents were asleep, then hiding in the closet and bathroom alternatively when dad woke up, not inventive, but heart pounding at least, and of course the public pool in the neighborhood next to her's, that we used to sneak into, I'm sure there is some location more ingenious in my inventory, but I can't think of it right now


Frankly because if you want to have a decent time in a comfortable place you can make a bed as interesting as you need it to be.

[x_lilium_x]

errr... where?
i haven't experienced those things yet..*blushes*
well..maybe..at the bath tub then..*weird ideas*

[ep314]

wow... so far... a lot of the responses are outdoorsy/public... the most public i've gone was in the car in a park...

i've always wanted to do it in an elevator or a library... or a change room... i've also always wanted to do it in those... tunnels of those jungle gym things...

i also always wanted to do it in a couch fort or something like that... WHICH HAPPENED because my former love was so sweet and set it up for me.. haha.. doing it in the shower was super awesome too... haha... same with the kitchen...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! and i've always wanted to do it on either a trampoline OR those MOON BOUNCE things... SO cool...

[Corwin]

ok, so you find that in your personal opinion it is interesting, but the idea here seems to be more along the lines of unusual or unexpected places to have sex, and a bed is anything but that

[analogZero]

in a tent full of people, kitchen, backseat of a car, front seat of a car, had some friendly hands have at me while driving, shower, couch while roommate's home (her idea), in a private movie theatre in leather seats mmm...can't think of any other relatively imaginatives ones other than that at the moment. I had a sweet makeout session on some outdoor bench thing of a very old fancy building in quebec this one time, and while in mid session a class of kidergarteners came around the corner and had to walk right past me straddled by a hot girl! aaahahaha, that was probably the best by far.

[spirit]

"make out session" - that's a very cool expression ^^
yeah. I've done something like that... it happened in Paris... me and ex went to see Louvre Museum... but instead of looking at the pictures and art in general, we spent like 3-4 hours just having "make out session" in a middle of a very crowded hall, with all of the ART and tourists staring at us... At first it was very embarrassing... ^^ I remember there was this elder lady (around 70 yrs old) who came over to us, all smiling and cheerful, congratulated us our "young spirits being full love", lol ^^ That was an amazing moment, which I will always remember. ^^
Though, it wasn't the only "make out session" in a "very public place" - we have done that like in EVERY museum we went to ... including one of the best places - inside the giant external escalators at the Pompidou Center Museum (http://www.galinsky.com/buildings/pompidou/index.htm)

[Ryuuzaki]

Oh ho ho LOL Interesting interesting. Though this may not be very creative, but closets are my favorite XD

[spirit]

Oh ho ho LOL Interesting interesting. Though this may not be very creative, but closets are my favorite XD
aww, what an "adorable" scenario !! ;)))

[kitty-kat]

id have to say on the beach during sunrise and/or sunset *stares off into the distance*

[monsoon 10]

Oh ho ho LOL Interesting interesting. Though this may not be very creative, but closets are my favorite XD

Now if only you could come out of it. *laugh track*

[Ryuuzaki]

Now if only you could come out of it. *laugh track*Ah but you see thats the fun part, getting out without getting seen >:3

[monsoon 10]

I love it when people propel my jokes without noticing it. *or at least I think that is the case here*

[Ryuuzaki]

I love it when people propel my jokes without noticing it. *or at least I think that is the case here*
lol Even if that is the case, I look at everything as if it wasn't a joke. Bad habit but true. So yeah, make a joke and I take it seriously >.>

[monsoon 10]

lol Even if that is the case, I look at everything as if it wasn't a joke. Bad habit but true. So yeah, make a joke and I take it seriously >.>

I don't have to make it a joke, it was always a joke.

[Ryuuzaki]

I don't have to make it a joke, it was always a joke.So your kinda saying you yourself is a joke? Wow thats kind of insulting yourself. XD

[monsoon 10]

So your kinda saying you yourself is a joke? Wow thats kind of insulting yourself. XD

Where in these sentences do I admit to being a joke? I say the statement about you being a closet homosexual as a joke, but never myself.

[Ryuuzaki]

Where in these sentences do I admit to being a joke? I say the statement about you being a closet homosexual as a joke, but never myself.

You know what? I have no idea what the hell your talking about :D

P.S. It was a joke, lighten up ;)

[monsoon 10]

You know what? I have no idea what the hell your talking about :D

P.S. It was a joke, lighten up ;)

I know but the joke doesn't make sense. That's what I take issue with not the message the joke conveys.

[Ryuuzaki]

I know but the joke doesn't make sense. That's what I take issue with not the message the joke conveys.
Thats the best part about the joke, it not making since!

[monsoon 10]

Thats the best part about the joke, it not making since!

No that's the worse part. It's like chugging down an entire cake made bland by poor writing and wit, only to be rewarded with a drink of raw sewage to chug it down.

[Ryuuzaki]

No that's the worse part. It's like chugging down an entire cake made bland by poor writing and wit, only to be rewarded with a drink of raw sewage to chug it down.

Well it very well might be to you, but not me :D And now I have to wonder why the hell we're arguing in the first place?

[monsoon 10]

Well it very well might be to you, but not me :D And now I have to wonder why the hell we're arguing in the first place?

It had something to do with spaghetti didn't it?

[Ryuuzaki]

It had something to do with spaghetti didn't it?
I think...lol *hands Monsoon some spaghetti* :D

[analogZero]

it's time for another good idead, bad idea.

good idea: having a carefree joke with someone
bad idea: spending a page and a half explaining the joke

now back to the whoopie thread!

[Ryuuzaki]

it's time for another good idead, bad idea.

good idea: having a carefree joke with someone
bad idea: spending a page and a half explaining the joke

now back to the whoopie thread!
I assume your talking about Monsoon's joke towards myself? Like I said, I can't take a joke, I'm too serious about stuff. :D

[Felix42]

This page is still discussing where to watch anime right? :serious:

[Koopaking]

This page is still discussing where to watch anime right? :serious:

ohohohohoho either that was intentional or you are a very misinformed person!!

What if... you did it in a graveyard... on someone's tombstone... mwahahaha

[partyprobe]

The elderly homes are the best places to practice baby making because most of the old people can no longer have a baby

[Felix42]

Wow Koopaking thats just sick...

[Thoza]

well dude.... THE BEST WAY ITS..... on quite place on the top of the mountain
and do it on the car while watching a good view from the top of mountain

SORRY GUY's IM A ROMANCE GUY........!!!!!

[spirit]

What if... you did it in a graveyard... on someone's tombstone... mwahahaha
I know actually ppl who have done that for REAL!!!!

[spirit]

ok.... is this a competition "the most stupid place to do it" or "best" 'cause some of the ideas are ... you know... almost tasteless.

Ok. How about... doing it on a glade or meadow - IN THE RAIN ^^ during the thunderstorm!!

[partyprobe]

i would rather do it in my grandmothers bed with her still in it rather than there

[papirus]

we were using hidden places in school garden covered by plants and buildings for making out. Fear of being able to be seen by another one was turning me on::D: or you can use public libraries.

[Ryuuzaki]

What if... you did it in a graveyard... on someone's tombstone... mwahahahaLOL I wanna see someone do that XD Then of course get caught lol

[Koopaking]

LOL I wanna see someone do that XD Then of course get caught lol

They would most likely get attacked by the sex crazed graveyard zombies!!!

[Ryuuzaki]

They would most likely get attacked by the sex crazed graveyard zombies!!!*GASPERS* You mean sex crazed zombies are real?! I thought they were only legend!

[animaniac]

.....why am I posting here in the first place


yes they're real......and their favorite thing to do is join in on the fun.

[Shigami]

I assume your talking about Monsoon's joke towards myself? Like I said, I can't take a joke, I'm too serious about stuff. :D

I'm totally the opposite :ramen:

[AyumiBee]

well i must say i like peace and i'm shy .... ^^' *blushes*
but i know the fav place of peeps at Budapest , it's Gellért Hill you can nearly found every bushes a lovey-dovey pair :P
the most extreme thing what i heard was they pair was sitting on a banch on the street

[spirit]

well i must say i like peace and i'm shy .... ^^' *blushes*
but i know the fav place of peeps at Budapest , it's Gellért Hill you can nearly found every bushes a lovey-dovey pair :P
the most extreme thing what i heard was they pair was sitting on a banch on the street

LOL.... That's just nothing!!! But your story reminded me about another situation from my life.... ^^
Once, me and my friends were coming back from a party... it was really late between 3-4 am... we were on the bus... while... the bus stopped on one of the bus stops... and there they were.... a couple doing it inside a bus shelter!! She was sitting on top of him... and when the bus stopped, the doors opened... they looked at us... we looked at them.... and they just continued doing IT before our eyes!!!!....LOL

[AyumiBee]

Once, me and my friends were coming back from a party... it was really late between 3-4 am... we were on the bus... while... the bus stopped on one of the bus stops... and there they were.... a couple doing it inside a bus shelter!! She was sitting on top of him... and when the bus stopped, the doors opened... they looked at us... we looked at them.... and they just continued doing IT before our eyes!!!!....LOL

haha rofl i think that WAS an awesome moment i wish i could seen it XD

[ep314]

bus shelter... dirty... i mean... hygienically dirty... yet, exciting

[monsoon 10]

LOL.... That's just nothing!!! But your story reminded me about another situation from my life.... ^^
Once, me and my friends were coming back from a party... it was really late between 3-4 am... we were on the bus... while... the bus stopped on one of the bus stops... and there they were.... a couple doing it inside a bus shelter!! She was sitting on top of him... and when the bus stopped, the doors opened... they looked at us... we looked at them.... and they just continued doing IT before our eyes!!!!....LOL

You know what they say "The show must go on."

[spirit]

bus shelter... dirty... i mean... hygienically dirty... yet, exciting
I'm not sure what town or city you live in, but that place was (still is) pretty neat. From what I remember the guy didn't take his pants off.. and the girl was in a dress or something like that.... I saw her from behind... sitting on his lap ^^

[leerock89]

Stairwell of a very tall building, back of a bingo place, in a concert, gas station bathroom.

[spirit]

Stairwell of a very tall building, back of a bingo place, in a concert, gas station bathroom.
Yeah! Why no one did mention the public bathroom before?? LOL Very funny ^^

[Ryuuzaki]

Stairwell of a very tall building, back of a bingo place, in a concert, gas station bathroom.
Oooh the gas station bathrooms there ya go! Thats dirty....very dirty man XD

[Sir Skitzo]

Im from VERY rural Nebraska, town of 25,000 peps, and less than a 30 miles away is a pond that sits back in a wooded area. Night of full moons are the bomb. The moon and stars reflecting off the surface, a small fire in the pit, My guitar, and new to my list is KY yours & mine.(Try it, you'll love it!!!!) Lets finish it like this......We left the house at 10:00 Pm, got goin bout 11-11:30, Got done at sunrise. Slept till Midnight. lol.

[kiki]

Im from VERY rural Nebraska, town of 25,000 peps, and less than a 30 miles away is a pond that sits back in a wooded area. Night of full moons are the bomb. The moon and stars reflecting off the surface, a small fire in the pit, My guitar, and new to my list is KY his and hers.(Try it, you'll love it!!!!) Lets finish it like this......We left the house at 10:00 Pm, got goin bout 11-11:30, Got done at sunrise. Slept till Midnight. lol.

Nice

Well even though I'm a fan of the movie theatre
But I would have to say on the top of a boulder( i mean big rock if I spelled that wrong lol) over looking a river

[monsoon 10]

I'd be hilarious if that big rock started rolling afterwards.

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd be hilarious if that big rock started rolling afterwards.
That would really put a damper on the moment, eh? >___>

[Sir Skitzo]

I'd be hilarious if that big rock started rolling afterwards.

Now that would be some Earth Moving SeXXX!!! lol

[ep314]

on a rooftop... not in the day... 'cause of potential bird poo.

my mom always calls me practically every 20 mins after midnight questioning my whereabouts and the time of my return... it was a bit passed 1am and i had to wake to go to work in a few hours and my mom knew that so she was even anal about my return... so i had to rush home, but i was in the mood... so i had a quickie in front of my house... haha........................... good times.

[RzXzB]

At a sport arena lol

[Blooddrunk]

Maybe in the classroom, after school..

[Ryuuzaki]

Oh, what about the elevator? No ones said that? :o

[spirit]

Oh, what about the elevator? No ones said that? :o
you didn't read all of the posts!!! I DID say that!!!
or maybe even more than just said? LOL JK

[athrun0017]

you didn't read all of the posts!!! I DID say that!!!
or maybe even more than just said? LOL JK

that is just proof that ryuu doesn't really read all the post like his dad!

[spirit]

that is just proof that ryuu doesn't really read all the post like his dad!
but you did read mine ;)

[Ryuuzaki]

you didn't read all of the posts!!! I DID say that!!!
or maybe even more than just said? LOL JK

You did? Huh...

[monsoon 10]

So anyway back on topic.

[Ryuuzaki]

So anyway back on topic.

We weren't on topic? O_o Well fine, wheres your favorite place to do it?

[monsoon 10]

We weren't on topic? O_o Well fine, wheres your favorite place to do it?

Through the fire and flames.

[spirit]

Through the fire and flames.
at least, I like your imaginative idea... on this topic ^^

[partyprobe]

Once again old people homes are the best its like people are giving away free meat. Its the best offer ever.

[monsoon 10]

Once again old people homes are the best its like people are giving away free meat. Its the best offer ever.

Looks like somebody is robbing the coffin.

[Gerbil-Man]

in a tree...

[partyprobe]

Why rob the coffin with the body when you can do it right there

[ep314]

in a tree...



hahahaha... that's brilliant!

[KillionX6]

hmmm, how about this really tiny restroom on the airplane!!!!!
and in the elevator.... ^^

or church... (tho I think I've never done it there.... and probably never will...)

CHURCH!!! YE GOING TO HELL!!!

wait...I would do it at a church, maybe a football game....

A train, a plane, a bus, at a truck stop, at a rave ((but who doesnt)), at a concert, and others!

[jamjfly]

I would have to think, in dracula's castle, or on a small island in the bermiuda triangle.

[partyprobe]

Any one here like to rock the cradle

[jamjfly]

Any one here like to rock the cradle

That depends on what you mean.

[monsoon 10]

Here's a really crazy groundbreaking idea, in your house.

[partyprobe]

That depends on what you mean.

Get in the cradle with the baby and have fun

[partyprobe]

Here's a really crazy groundbreaking idea, in your house.

That is the worst idea i have ever heard what are you a mad man

[jamjfly]

Get in the cradle with the baby and have fun

that is creepy.

[monsoon 10]

That is the worst idea i have ever heard what are you a mad man

They said I was insane but I'll show them. I'll show them all!

[partyprobe]

They said I was insane but I'll show them. I'll show them all!

I knew they would say that but i will back you up in this insane dream

[jamjfly]

this conversation is getting interesting.

[partyprobe]

But then again i would rather do it in my grandmothers bed with her in it than my own house

[jamjfly]

that is disturbing, but watever floats your boat. thats wat I think

[partyprobe]

well i wouldnt be doing it with my grandmother she would just be watching

[jamjfly]

that is funny as hell man. Were do you come up with this stuff

[RzXzB]

To me anywhere is fine as long as the mood is right and if she wants to do it also.

[jamjfly]

To me anywhere is fine as long as the mood is right and if she wants to do it also.

I agree with you man.

[Gerbil-Man]

i still think a tree is a good idea anyone else with me???

[partyprobe]

I agree with you man.

well that takes all the fun out of it at least get you grandfather in there at some point to mix it up.

[Gerbil-Man]

no more tree supporters...... well fine then