I am awesome

[Sun Tzu]

I can bed a bar with my forehead, I make the ladies swoon when I walk by, I can eat a sandwitch made of pure nails, and when I snore the earth shutters resulting in massive tidal waves, monsoons, and 9.4 earthquakes.

[leerock89]

I can teleport. Anywhere I want to. At all. Anywhere.

[DocHack]

I have the power of time. I can stop time, go forward to the future, and back to the past

[leerock89]

I can suck my left big toe, while playing the piano and farting at the same time. I can also read English.

[Sun Tzu]

I can suck my left big toe, while playing the piano and farting at the same time. I can also read English.

absolutely incredible. When I glance in his general direction, chuck norris pisses his pants.

[leerock89]

Man all the world best fighters bow dow to me. I am their lord, master of their lives.

[Sun Tzu]

When the nuclear holocusts ends the only thing that will survive is me and the roaches... I will rule the roaches... and through them the world

[Koopaking]

I the name of this thread is wrong. You all know it needs to be "Koopaking is awesome"

I can shoot lazers from under my fingernails, I have the Godhand, I own the Burger King Corporate Offices, my underpants are made of Ironiumite, the hardest metal on Earth which I invented. Also I eat a full grown terrorist for breakfast each day.

[Sun Tzu]

I the name of this thread is wrong. You all know it needs to be "Koopaking is awesome"

I can shoot lazers from under my fingernails, I have the Godhand, I own the Burger King Corporate Offices, my underpants are made of Ironiumite, the hardest metal on Earth which I invented. Also I eat a full grown terrorist for breakfast each day.

Ive got cake.

[Koopaking]

Ive got cake.

I took a dump on your front porch

[DocHack]

I the name of this thread is wrong. You all know it needs to be "Koopaking is awesome"

I can shoot lazers from under my fingernails, I have the Godhand, I own the Burger King Corporate Offices, my underpants are made of Ironiumite, the hardest metal on Earth which I invented. Also I eat a full grown terrorist for breakfast each day.

you are not all powerfull koopa b/c I know something you dont know.

I AM YOUR FATHER XD

[Sun Tzu]

I took a dump on your front porch

you're mean

[Koopaking]

you are not all powerfull koopa b/c I know something you dont know.

I AM YOUR FATHER XD

I struck my father with a golf club

[DocHack]

I struck my father with a golf club

*became a ghost and haunt koopa for the rest of his life*

[leerock89]

You guys are puny compared to my awesomeness. I have a high tech alien satellite in my butt that transmits secrets of this planet to a warmongering alien species that bow down to me. And when they get here, no one and nothing shall be spared my furious wrath.

[Koopaking]

You guys are puny compared to my awesomeness. I have a high tech alien satellite in my butt that transmits secrets of this planet to a warmongering alien species that bow down to me. And when they get here, no one and nothing shall be spared my furious wrath.

Fool only if you knew that the satellite in your butt was made by the munitions and tech company I own. We can control your every move if we wish to do so.

[leerock89]

Ha!! Thats what I wanted you to believe!! HAHAHAHA!! I never used that crappy stuf!! I only bought it out of pity then I gave it to a blind, deaf and mute monkey.

[Koopaking]

that wasn't a monkey silly. It was my father, he was handicapped after the clubbing.

[leerock89]

Hhhmm, he looked like a monkey... are you sure it was your father?

[Koopaking]

yes indeed, I kicked him out and he seemed to turn feral after a week in the outside.

[Sun Tzu]

yes indeed, I kicked him out and he seemed to turn feral after a week in the outside.

Can you get that damn thing to give me my eyes back? I opened up my back door to telekenetically take the trash out and the damn thing hopped outa nowhere and started clawing at my eyes.

Granted I was able to remove its balls, the little bastard made off with my eyes... tell him im willing to make a trade.

[leerock89]

Oh those were your eyes... sorry I used them for some hoo-doo earlier.. needed them to call on my demon lord to kill koopa.

[shiv]

I have the power to detect stupidity..guess what? The spirits r strong on this thread!




jk.(but not realy)
jk

[Thoza]

i have the power to make people stupid,and i can fly with everything on my foot.....

[leerock89]

i can turn peoples heads into cheese...

[Sun Tzu]

i can turn peoples heads into cheese...

swiss or cheddar?

I consume children's skulls as a part of my morning ritual

[leerock89]

Monterey jack. I can turn two dimensional.

[Sun Tzu]

Monterey jack. I can turn two dimensional.

tasty, I sired Kamina

[leerock89]

Omg!! Your his dad?? Well to bad your dead.

[archangle]

i can read people secrets and their most inner thoughts

[analogZero]

I once made a video of me raping god and it was the most beautiful thing ever recorded. in the wake of it's release the motion picture academy was created in an attempt to award the magnificence of it's production. However upon acceptance of this award, I consumed the gold statue whole and pooped out an even stronger metal that is now used for the generation of nuclear power.

[Assitaca]

i can lift a car by using my tongue
i can summon a lazer totem.
i can beat down a girl.
i can lift an apple with my bear hand.
i can lick my elbow.
i can throw arrows from my feet while spinning on my head.
i can help deaf people by talking to them.
i can help everybody except the people who really needs me.
i can cook enough food to fight world hunger.
i can throw lasers with my fingers
and many many more. If i tell you i will have to kill you.

[monsoon 10]

Am I to late for the circle jerking party that is this thread?

[Koopaking]

I always win. end of story.

[leerock89]

I am a fact of life. The rest of you are just a figment of my imagination.

[DocHack]

I always win. end of story.

nope you didnt win yet. the fight is still on

[Thoza]

i have the power to make the winner to be a looser

[Ryuuzaki]

I can make the chicks give me their #'s with just a smirk and a stare

[analogZero]

oh, is this a fight? i thought you were all writing poems. no wonder my excellence was shining so brightly.

[nena-X3]

LOL u guys....what's this now???
~nena

[analogZero]

LOL u guys....what's this now???
~nena

I understand how you're unable to fathom it, I'm sure I overloaded your sensory intake when you read my name.

[Koopaking]

I have the eyes of disembowelment, my gaze causes your organs to burst forth from your body. My type of stare dictates the degree and types of organs disemboweled, a blank stare will rupture your intestines, a sad stare will cause your pancreas and liver to explode, and an angry stare will rip open your entire torso causing all of your vitals to spill upon the floor.

[nena-X3]

what......???? i'm confused.
~nena @.@

nevermind....lol
~nena

[analogZero]

I once farted in the presence of calvin klein. everyday since I've had in excess of 50 messages from him asking for the formula to the cologne I was wearing that day.

[Thoza]

i have the power to control Wind and i can fly.... !!!

[nena-X3]

I am so awesome that people say, "Your Awesome!" to me.
~nena ^^

[Rock]

ppls r tellling me ur doin crazy shit meeeeen..but not ''ur awesome'' :(
so i would like to borrow GOD's powers(if there is god and he have any powers ofc, cause no convinced god exists nor there is a real relegion i could belive) and make a difference..or atleast i could convert all porn fans into anime fans :P

[Ryuuzaki]

I'm so awesome I can snap my fingers and get anything I want...yes thats right anything ~_^

[Thoza]

yow im really" awesome i can get drink from Drink soda machine with 3 quarter $

[Break001]

I Am Awesome Period =P hehe

[nena-X3]

hay u stole my line!! anway i'm so awsome that i'm so awsome

[DocHack]

no i am awesome b/c i am the awesomer of the awesomeist and of the awesomebest Xp

[Ryuuzaki]

I'm awesome because...well I'm just plain awesome nuff said

[Break001]

hay u stole my line!! anway i'm so awsome that i'm so awsome

No i didn't =P haha
I am jsut awesome cuz i got the biggest smile in the world that can make anyone else smile with me haha =P:dance::dancing:

[Ryuuzaki]

I'm so awesome when ever I walk past someone they always yell at me, "OMFG your so awesome!!"

[Break001]

LMFAO Ryu haha just awesome *points at myself* =P haha

[analogZero]

anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.

[leerock89]

I awesome infinity plus one!! HAHAHAHA! I WIN!

[a2ng0d]

I drink gasoline . Something you juice-box sipping scrubs will never be able to do....and with that, i could piss world peace...if i felt like it.

[Break001]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[DocHack]

you know why i am awsome... b/c i say so

[nena-X3]

I'm so awesome when ever I walk past someone they always yell at me, "OMFG your so awesome!!"
hmm really?? is that soo? lol i am sooo awesome 'cause i am. ^^
~nena

[analogZero]

During the early nasa space missions I was sent in to orbit. once I reached outer space my greatness was finally free to expand to it's true form. Now I'm too grand a being to return so I watch from above...judging.