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sapphireAT
04-28-2008, 01:05 AM
my favorite quote is one i made up...damnation and tartersauce...thats what i say when i get mad at something

saph:fruit:

Ryuuzaki
04-28-2008, 01:16 AM
"Life is short, so don't waste it alone" meh, something I thought up a few weeks ago lol so i guess thats my favorite

Koopaking
04-28-2008, 01:20 AM
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid"

illuma
04-28-2008, 01:55 AM
i guess mine would be "meh". i usually don't care about much things so thats usually my answer.

sapphireAT
04-28-2008, 02:00 AM
wb illuma long time no see
saph

RetroRob70
04-28-2008, 06:49 AM
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
-- Jimi Hendrix

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
-- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

Crymson
04-28-2008, 01:52 PM
"Suppose I were a a member of congress. Suppose I were an idiot. But then again, I repeat myself" -Mark Twain

"Sir, If you you were my husband I would give you poison." - Lady Astor To Winston Churchill
"Madam, If you were my wife I would take it." -his reply

Jason X
04-28-2008, 03:16 PM
We think in generalities, but we live in details.
Alfred North Whitehead

^ ^ It makes alot of sense if your weird like me.

epoc
04-28-2008, 08:13 PM
"YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!" or "This is like deja vu all over again."

i'm more to the second alternetive

analogZero
04-28-2008, 09:09 PM
"no one gets paid to make change"
-rich terfry

"and when you're slapped, you'll take it and like it"
-bogart

and gotta go with my signature. as quoted by krillin. what a depressing life he led for someone so cool.

Limabean
04-30-2008, 09:17 PM
I like saying "god, your such a mcFatty"
and "Pishh-Aaaa"

shiv
04-30-2008, 09:23 PM
When i was like 14 i said myself " Life is a game,play it and win". I played 3 years wow,and finished like all posible pc games! now i regret!! i soooooooo have to say thanks to one of my xgirlfriend which when i was 17 realy helped me to get rid off of my addiction!!(was playng 18 hours a day)

leerock89
04-30-2008, 10:08 PM
"who ever smelt it dealt it."

shiv
04-30-2008, 11:07 PM
"There r 2 things infinite in this world--the universe and the stupidity! but i'm not so sure about the universe!"

Haseo69
05-01-2008, 02:04 AM
"I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie. That's me in a nut shell."-Duo Maxell

xantok
05-01-2008, 02:47 AM
"life sucks and then you die" (dunno by who)

"Those who do not appreciate life do not deserve life." - jigsaw (saw movie)

Crymson
05-01-2008, 04:20 AM
"life sucks and then you die" (dunno by who)

Are you possibly referring to "life's a bitch and then you die"? that would be Friedrich Nietzsche

"Silence is golden. Especially in this case" - Underoath.

Koopaking
05-01-2008, 04:43 AM
"People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk."
Stephen King

"Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!"
Adam Sandler

a2ng0d
05-02-2008, 12:55 AM
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." -Woody Allen

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark" -George Carlin

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein

"Life isnt short! It's the longest thing you will ever do!" -unknown

"It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on..." I used to say this alot, and i thought i made it up, but apparently others have used the quote as well -_-

monsoon 10
05-02-2008, 01:47 AM
History is not like some individual person, which uses men to achieve its ends. History is nothing but the actions of men in pursuit of their ends. - Karl Marx

BlueSano
05-02-2008, 02:46 AM
"if it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger" this has personally got me throough a lot of stuff
i had to translate this so i don't know about the grammer but here it goes
"the most stupid person in the world is who thinks that other ppl are stupid or thinks he is the smartest person among ppl " ^^;; hope it made sence

SkeLo
05-06-2008, 02:13 AM
"Do to others as you would have them do to you." - Jesus Christ

Shoga
05-06-2008, 07:37 AM
"Fuck it!" - millions of disgruntled people

cappedkey
05-06-2008, 08:03 AM
Look at my sig =D

Rock
05-06-2008, 08:08 AM
Really cool topic. so ill play along :P Dont know authors tho..

# If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you

# Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing; it was here first!

# Role of dead man require very little acting

# As my grandfather used to say, "If we all liked the same thing, the world would be after your grandma."

# People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them

# Any girl can be glamorous: all you have to do is stand still and look stupid

# Abigail van Buren in reply to the question, "Why do Jews always answer a question with a question?"


Hmm guess thats all for now :P

leerock89
05-06-2008, 12:27 PM
Go to Hell! - anyone on earth

Ryuuzaki
05-06-2008, 03:25 PM
"PWNED!!!" by most online gamers

Dragonliga
05-06-2008, 03:36 PM
"Burns, cuts, scars, disfigurements, missing limbs, Mortal wounds..... All signs of a life well lived!" - Shujinko (Mortal Kombat)

Thoza
05-06-2008, 04:30 PM
Make good people become pissed of because my quote

xantok
05-06-2008, 06:33 PM
"PWNED!!!" by most online gamers

i use that one alot

Pixie
05-07-2008, 05:11 PM
not sure who its from, but three that i like would be:

"Smile...it makes ppl wonder what you're thinking"

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let world figure out how you pulled that one off"

"Life is like a jar of jalapenos...what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow"

Ryuuzaki
05-07-2008, 05:28 PM
Dunno who this is from but:
"Kill or be killed"

Assitaca
05-07-2008, 06:36 PM
"The only thing we need to fear is fear itself." -FDR
"what we do in life echoes an eternity" - Maximus
and me last one
Life is like a roll of toilet paper its only after its been used u realize it is full of s*it :scaried:

strike7785
05-14-2008, 01:19 PM
"you cant judge a book by its cover"

Rock
05-14-2008, 01:51 PM
''HEAL FFS''
''noob''
''GTFO''
''U Cant Run Away From Urself'' i just made this up but im pretty sure sum1 already made this ages ago :P

a2ng0d
05-16-2008, 12:32 AM
" YOU DIE MOTHERFUCKER!" *bang*

"YOU THINK I'M A FUCKEN WORM LIKE YOU? I SAID NO FUCKING KIDS! I TOLD YOU, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN. WELL YOU STUPID FUCK, LOOK AT YOU NOW!"

"YOU FUCKING MARICON!"

"The only thing in this world that gives orders is balls."
~All from Tony Montana

leerock89
05-16-2008, 12:42 AM
You live, eat, poop, sleep and then you die.

Kenpachi30
05-16-2008, 03:28 AM
In my mind this jacked-up sideways ridiculousness is the normal state? Ichigo

If ignorance is bliss why are there so many unhappy people in the world? Anon

Wait,is a B- higher than a B? (I wont tell you their name but this was a college senior, seriously...)

spirit
05-16-2008, 07:56 AM
When i was like 14 i said myself " Life is a game,play it and win". I played 3 years wow,and finished like all posible pc games! now i regret!! i soooooooo have to say thanks to one of my xgirlfriend which when i was 17 realy helped me to get rid off of my addiction!!(was playng 18 hours a day)
And now you became a Manga and Anime addict therefore you're on a FA not 18 but 20h per day!
hahaha, just joking ^^ SHIV -> your quote should be "Play Hard, Go Pr0!" ^^
I got some quotes in my sig, they're not the most favourite but they go along with my present interests ;)

spirit
05-16-2008, 08:00 AM
"The only thing we need to fear is fear itself." -FDR
"what we do in life echoes an eternity" - Maximus
and me last one
Life is like a roll of toilet paper its only after its been used u realize it is full of s*it :scaried:
I like that one ^^ It suits my philosophical side of nature ;)

scott11
05-16-2008, 08:20 AM
this one's mine......


"don't think that i'm not cute, you'LL get tired, promise."



hahaha

scott11
05-16-2008, 08:22 AM
another one i guess...



"don't find fauLt."
~Henry Ford

Sadrith
05-17-2008, 02:09 AM
my favorites have to be
"Revenge is a dish best served cold, and in space it is very cold indeed"
Khan ST2:WOK
"KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKK
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
Kirk ST2:WOK

and lastly

"Luke, I am Your Father"
Darth Vader SW:ESB

and the simple
"nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnn
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo"
Various people

AsianAnime
05-17-2008, 04:54 AM
i say like No Mercy! i dont know y but i like that quote:cute:

Ino
05-17-2008, 12:18 PM
I guess mine is "Love can be everywhere."

Raven
05-17-2008, 11:12 PM
A few from a couple of my favorite authors:

"How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean."
-Arthur C. Clarke

"The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible."
-Isaac Asimov

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny.'"
-Isaac Asimov

soulten
05-18-2008, 12:49 AM
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
duct tape is like the force, it binds the universe together

Kenpachi30
05-18-2008, 02:17 AM
"Nobody goes there anymore cuz its too crowded."
"This is like deja vu all over again."
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."
"A nickel isn't worth a dime today."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."
"It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't."
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"I didn't really say everything I said." Yogi Berra

Ryuuzaki
05-27-2008, 02:19 AM
"You've got enemies? Good, that means you actually stood up for something in your life." That was said by Eminem :o But thats my new favorite lol

tripletres
05-27-2008, 02:37 AM
my favorite quote is my sig... though i don't know who came up with it...

leerock89
05-27-2008, 02:55 AM
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. - Pulp Fiction

ak49
05-27-2008, 02:59 AM
Its not what u know... its who u know...

SinXxX
05-27-2008, 03:01 AM
"Forget that Fucking Toe!!!" -some movie (Can't help it. It was pretty funny how that dude said it.)

"Do not treat a woman as a thing, but as a teammate that can help you in any of your struggles. Respect her weakness...and treasure the mother that bring you forth to life." -got from my Family Quote (Just trying to keep that in mind...)

"Most regrets that we have in life do not came from our failure to finish a task, but from our failure to start one." -My teacher from chemistry.

add more later.....

Xykru
05-29-2008, 12:49 PM
"Courage is not the lack of fear, but doing what you fear most."

x_lilium_x
05-29-2008, 01:34 PM
"im hungry.."

Koopaking
05-29-2008, 06:27 PM
"Let's go up onto this bridge. Tell you what, if you can piss on at least 5 people walking below, I'll give you a nickel." - Anonymous

"All your base are belong to us" - CATS

"You are one sad, strange, little man" - Buzz Lightyear

monsoon 10
05-29-2008, 10:52 PM
"I hope she made lots a' spaghetti"-Luigi

Assitaca
06-01-2008, 04:12 PM
"You can look at the past but, no need to stare at it"

one of my top

Shigami
06-04-2008, 08:26 PM
"You may clip ours wings,but we will always remember what it was like to fly" - Dopefish.
And my favor which i use it quite a lot .. "Blah" :)

Russkie
06-04-2008, 10:13 PM
"I have been dead since the moment I was born"

-The Hunting Party

Raoul Duke
07-13-2008, 08:42 PM
Got a few:
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

"If we oppose terrorist acts, it is only because individual revenge does not satisfy us. The account we have to settle with the capitalist system is too great to be presented to some functionary called a minister. To learn to see all the crimes against humanity, all the indignities to which the human body and spirit are subjected, as the twisted outgrowths and expressions of the existing social system, in order to direct all our energies into a collective struggle against this system—that is the direction in which the burning desire for revenge can find its highest moral satisfaction." - Leon Trotsky

"That old man with the burning eyes actually believes that there can be such a thing as the brotherhood of man. And that's not the funniest part of it. As long as he's around I believe it myself." - Heywood Broun on Eugene Debs

"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness." - Shark

partyprobe
07-13-2008, 08:58 PM
''I'm so ****ed up'' Shinji from Evangelion

leerock89
07-13-2008, 09:34 PM
"The truth?? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!"

Ryuuzaki
07-13-2008, 09:35 PM
Here is my all time favorite, "ZOMGWTFPWNED!" as said by many many people.

spirit
07-13-2008, 10:10 PM
"The truth?? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!"
YO! THIS IS SOOO TRUE!! hehe... most of us can't ;)
It is easier to believe in the worst lie than the truth, sometimes.

cindy
07-13-2008, 11:17 PM
my favorite quote is ...

"11 roses mean: in this '1' lifetime, you are the only '1' i love"

Ariya
07-13-2008, 11:42 PM
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." - Derek Bok

"The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something." - Guindon cartoon caption

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time." - Charles Schulz

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." - Unknown

"Only the mediocre are always at their best." - Jean Giraudoux

"I married beneath me. All women do." - Nancy, Lady Astor

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop" - Unknown

"Never get into fights with ugly people cause they have nothing to lose." - Unknown

"There is no gravity. The Earth sucks." - Graffito

"Start every day with a smiles and get it over with." - M.C. Fields

"How much money did you make last year? Send it in." - Simplified tax form

"Sure signs it's going to be a bad day...
1. There is a '60 Minutes' news team waiting for you when you get to the office.
2. You walk to school and find your dress is stuck to the back of your pantyhose.
3. Your car horn gets stuck as you're following a group of Hell's Angels down the road.
4. It's exam day." - Terman's Law

"A committee is a collection of the unfit chosen from the unwilling to do the unnecessary." - Terman's Law

"An engineer is someone who will measure something with a micrometer, mark it with a piece of chalk, and cut it off with an ax." - Terman's Law

"Teaching is the fine art of imparting knowledge without possessing it." - B.V. Roy

"Those who can--do. Those who cannot--teach. Those who can't teach--administrate." - G.B. Shaw & H.L. Mencken

"A poor excuse is better than none." - Nancy

"Never eat prunes when you're hungry." - Schmidt's Law

"Interchangeable devices won't. Badness comes in waves." - Snafu

"A mathematician is one who is willing to assume everything except responsibility." - Riley

"All things considered, life is 9 to 5 against." - Nick the Greek

"All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin one." - Schmidt

"E pluribus unum (Anything for a buck.)" - MacWhinney

"What some people lack in intelligence, they more than make up for in stupidity." - MacWhinney

"Use your head--it's the little things that count." - Jaeger

"It's always darkest before it is pitch black." - Rhoda

"God didn't create the world in seven days. He screwed around for six and pulled an all-nighter." - Nancy

"We tired that years ago.
That's ridiculous.
Let's for a committee to consider it.
That's contrary to policy.
It won't work." - Stedman's killer phrases

"A professor's enthusiasm for teaching an introductory course varies inversely with the likelihood of his having to do it." - Waffle's Law

"Yeah, though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I shall fear no evil,
Because I'm the meanest SOB in the organization." - Norbdy

"The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank. The really big chunks always rise to the top." - Imhoff's Law

"If all the economist in the world were laid end to end, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion." - G.B. Shaw

"Illegitimus non Carborundum (don't let the bastards grind you down.)" - Unknown

"Them that has gits." - First Law of Distribution

"Reality is a hypothesis." - Blomgren

"We should go metric every inch of the way." - Murphy

"Variables won't. Constants aren't." - Osborn

"If it looks easy, it's tough. If it looks tough, it's damn near impossible." - Stockmeyer

"If you want to get along, go along." - Rayburn

"Beauty times brains equals a constant." - Peckham's Law

"When the road is rough
And the going is tough
And the future looks black
And you want to turn back,
Give up." - Can't remember at the moment

"A glitch is an inherent, built-in, organic fallibility in a design, a plan, a piece of equipment or in any human contrivance." - Finagle's Law

"The likelihood of a thing happening is inversely proportional to it desirability." - Finagle's Law

"The Finagle Factor is the ratio of the right answer to your answer." - Harrisberger

"Experiments should be rčproducive. They should all fail the same way." - Harrisberger

"The number of courses in the catalog is equal to twice the number of faculty." - Kerr's First Law

"One kick in the butt cancels ten pats on the head." - Basic management principle

"The percentage of work that remains uncompleted remains invariant." - Vail's Second axiom

"That's not my department.
No one told me to go ahead.
How did I know this was different?
That's his job.
I forgot.
I thought I told you that.
I thought it was good enough.
They will never notice that." - Swift's Basic Excuses

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - Truman

"Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed." - Second Law of Distribution

"Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism." - Metcalfe.

"Don't spend your gross salary." - Robert's Rule

"Anything worth doing is for money." - Unknown

"An oen of image is worth a pound of performance. (Except on Thermodynamics exams.)" - Peter

"If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy's Law

"Murphy was an optimist." - O'Tool

"Murphy's Law in equation form: 2 + 2 %£$ 4, where %£$ means 'hardly ever.'" - Unknown

"If I went to the end of the rainbow
as dame fortune did intend
Murphy would be there to tell me
the pot's on the other end." - Unknown

Klard
07-13-2008, 11:49 PM
"The wisest men follow their own direction" -Euripides(not sure on that):oo:

Russkie
07-14-2008, 01:04 AM
"Peace - through superior firepower"

-My shirt

Mugen
07-14-2008, 01:06 AM
So much copy/pasting going on.

"Obnoxious little frog".
"By talking you've just shown how vast your stupidity is".
"What happens, happens".

Ariya
07-14-2008, 01:08 AM
So much copy/pasting going on.

Actually, Mugen, I typed up that whole list. I have a book that I write down quotes in, and some I got from my brother's Engineering Thermodynamics book, believe it or not. lol

Mugen
07-14-2008, 01:12 AM
I believe you, I'm not gonna search it for typos.

"Mans gotta know his limitations."

Klard
07-14-2008, 01:30 AM
[QUOTE=Mugen;48679]So much copy/pasting going on.

I didn't copy and paste that, I heard someone say that before. I decided to look up the quote and found that Euripides originally said that. I think it was someone's mom telling them not to follow the crowd. The point is I didn't copy n' paste.:serious:

spirit
07-14-2008, 03:21 AM
Actually, Mugen, I typed up that whole list. I have a book that I write down quotes in, and some I got from my brother's Engineering Thermodynamics book, believe it or not. lol
I believe you, I'm not gonna search it for typos.

"Mans gotta know his limitations."
LOL.... you're both are amusing... I love your conversation ; )))) hehe

[QUOTE=Mugen;48679]So much copy/pasting going on.

I didn't copy and paste that, I heard someone say that before. I decided to look up the quote and found that Euripides originally said that. I think it was someone's mom telling them not to follow the crowd. The point is I didn't copy n' paste.:serious:
mugen wasn't referring to you but ariya..... you should read the posts...

animex09
07-14-2008, 03:33 AM
"is it because light travels so much faster than sound that someone seems smart until you hear them talk"

i dont know by who.

tripletres
07-14-2008, 03:38 AM
'never say never.'

Shigami
07-16-2008, 05:42 AM
"Life is short, so don't waste it alone" meh, something I thought up a few weeks ago lol so i guess thats my favorite

You sure? I have seen it a few times on the internet before,anyhow my favorite gotta be "Blah" :)

Also this is pretty epic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMif15y1dU

~ From superbad.

jujutsu
07-17-2008, 07:23 AM
rain or shine you are going down
-Leon in resident evil 4

you can run, but you can't hide

Koopaking
07-17-2008, 07:39 AM
"Why is it that everything you fund is so crap?"
-Ali G

"Popular hobbies in Kazakhstan include Table Tennis, Archery, Rape, and Disco Dancing!"
-Borat

Rincewind
07-17-2008, 12:54 PM
Almost everything the military genious Tsun szu wrote in The Art of War over 2000 years ago :D

theres just too much to quote from there :O

cindy
07-17-2008, 01:30 PM
Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.
~Ludwig Van Beethoven

You don't need any brains to listen to music.
~Luciano Pavarotti

It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.
~J.S. Bach

Unknown
07-18-2008, 05:53 AM
"God you fags are ****ing stupid"
-Anonymous

shadowmaks
07-18-2008, 09:02 PM
"It isn't the great that is strong, it is the strong that are great"
Albel Nox

I know it is from a game but it is one most favorite Quotes. Here is some more.

"Names are to differentiate one from an other, you don't need a name if you're one of a kind"
Kira Daidohji

"There will always be war until women get the same rights as men"
Mr. Rapp, My 8th grade teacher.

SinXxX
07-18-2008, 09:05 PM
"Miracles don't happen to those who just wait for them to come" -random mangas/or from Shin Angyo Onshi

spirit
02-07-2009, 08:53 AM
One of my favorites:

Dubito, ergo cogito, ergo sum.

or... the abridged/original version:

Cogito ergo sum.

Those who don't know Latin, it means "I think, therefore I am."

wi_sam
02-07-2009, 12:25 PM
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
-Gandhi

"All i know is that i know nothing "
-Anonymous

Rock
02-07-2009, 01:09 PM
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle

i have loads of quotes stored but this is my fav^^

GiGi22337
02-07-2009, 01:21 PM
I don't remember who said or wrote this quote but it's one of my favourite quotes:

"Woman was created from the rib of man: Not from his head to be thought of only, nor from his hand to be owned, nor from his foot to be beneath, but from under his arm to be protected, from his side to be equal, and from his heart to be loved.."

Mugen
02-07-2009, 01:54 PM
"The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin (Ulyanov)

leerock89
02-07-2009, 02:12 PM
"Wait, stop, stop. No, wait, don't stop!!!"

EvilWolf
02-07-2009, 02:15 PM
A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues.
-Theodore Roosevelt

Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorius triumphs, even though checkered by failure... than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
-Theodore Roosevelt

Foxx
02-07-2009, 02:46 PM
"If miracles only happen once, what are they the second time?" - Ichigo, Bleach

Marvin: "I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number."
Zem: "Er, five."
Marvin: "Wrong. You see?" - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

And the one in my sig,

a2ng0d
02-07-2009, 04:32 PM
"I prefer using the Elevator over using the Escalator...because one time I tripped on the Escalator and fell for like an hour and a half." -Demetri Martin

spirit
02-07-2009, 05:09 PM
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
-Gandhi

"All i know is that i know nothing "
-Anonymous
WTH?! You don't know whose words are those?!!!... For sure it's not "anonymous" !!!!
Have you ever heard of a great classical philosopher, Socrates? Those are his words. Learn it!

SmokedBoo
02-07-2009, 07:53 PM
"A space guide once gave me a great piece of advice: 'Don't Panic!'" -V.A.L. from Startopia

"I like half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Lord of the Rings

"Those who say, 'It can't be done.', shouldn't interrupt the ones doing it." -Anonymous

"It's like when you stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding, and you can spend all day telling everyone how good it is. But the fact of the matter is nobody's going to want to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!" -ZeroPunctuation, Prince of Persia review.

"'yay'" -partyprobe ^^

shadow16
02-07-2009, 08:08 PM
those who don't learn from there past r doomed to repeat it
-thomas Jefferson

EvilWolf
02-07-2009, 10:02 PM
WTH?! You don't know whose words are those?!!!... For sure it's not "anonymous" !!!!
Have you ever heard of a great classical philosopher, Socrates? Those are his words. Learn it!

OH MY GAH!... I forgot about Socrates... I liked so many of his quotes too...

cutieB
02-08-2009, 01:46 AM
It would either be between

"This cage right here nigga, this cage right here i wish a nigga woul.d"(katt williams)
"Do you wanna fuck with me the question is rhetorical?"(soulja boy)

Champbryce
02-08-2009, 03:03 AM
my favorite qotes horrible "Do that again and i will kick your grass

MTV helped me think of it. heheehe

Silverleon
02-08-2009, 05:31 AM
"Ey te quieres quedar eh? realjate" ~ Pistolero

carolyn07
02-20-2009, 09:21 AM
...mine were

"the secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have"

"a man who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new"-i think its from einstein!,.

and

"in life,.words and hearts should be handled with care for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair!",.♥

Waste
02-20-2009, 02:02 PM
'42' - the meaning of life.


"And then just to piss god off some more the devil invented condoms" - me pretending to be a preacher.

cutieB
02-20-2009, 02:27 PM
"in life,.words and hearts should be handled with care for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair!",.♥[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

i love this it's so true this is now my favorite quote.:cute:

ricecake
02-20-2009, 02:55 PM
it's only after you lost everything that your free to do anything.

Waste
02-20-2009, 03:29 PM
"I dont break hearts, I damn them"

suune
02-20-2009, 03:42 PM
No shit Sherlock

SmokedBoo
02-20-2009, 11:08 PM
'42' - the meaning of life.

Ah, the answer to the ultimate question of Life, The Universe, Everything.

atomsk
02-20-2009, 11:19 PM
Ah, the answer to the ultimate question of Life, The Universe, Everything.

the one that no one likes

I like your christ, i do not like your christians, your christians are unlike your christ

SmokedBoo
02-20-2009, 11:38 PM
the one that no one likes

It has caused quite a controversy across the cosmos it seems...