W T F (random thread, potentially unsafe)

[fazenda]

A thread for random nonsense.
A random statement is made then people continue a conversation about it(think of the cannibalism thing in the been to hell and back thread)
Remember to keep enough logic in your posts for them to be comprehensable, and thwack killion if he does a post without adding enough content for new posts.(horrible racist or offensive things are allowable in this thread)

so yeah, I was having dinner dinner with Hitler when a waiter spilled juice on him.

[Rock]

Hitler would make her watch how her enite family being choked to death in gass bunker. And then he would smile and probably asked her for a refill on his juice ^_^


Imagine this: One day you wake up and go to city for all sort of stuff you had to do today. When you talk to some people you feel like you know the person for very long time, that u actually know the person. And everything he/she says is just totally natural because you know him/her like lifelong friend. You know what kind of words he/she will use to say what he/she says. And you can almost always guess what is he/she is gonna say next. A newfound power of understanding people and feeling them being really close to you. But for peple who are decievers and con artists you feel like they are empty, full of nothing but anger,hatred,envy and other shit. You feel like you have to kill them, put them out of they're missery. That they deserve to die for wanting to hurt other people, for wanting them to suffer.
So how you go about, when you realise this new power?

[fazenda]

Well first off If I want them dead, and they deserve to die, for them wanting to hurt other people.
I would deserve to die for wanting to kill them.
Then I would want to kill myself for wanting to kill them(assuming the portion of the power making me want to kill people works on me)

I would use the power to get a job buying used cars for people. Use it to tell if the salesman is lying about the condition of the car.

What if you were trapped on a deserted island(10 mile diameter, tropical) what would you do to survive or escape.

[KillionX6]

*thwacks killion just cause faz said to*
that bastard deserved it.

That and I think that killion fellow is related to Hitler.
And honestly if I wanted to kill off a whole race I would do it like the movie 13

have them play Russian roulette with full loaded guns. And have armed guards watching them if they decide to revolt

[fazenda]

So, yesterday I was offered a by a man from down under a Vegemite sandwich, What should I have done?


*thwack killion if he does a post without adding enough content for new posts

I gave you proper warning

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[ebin-san]

you were offered a what, from a man under a vegemite sandwhich?


oh no, its the zombie apocolypse!! what is your plan of action??

[KillionX6]

Wait a second I had content that time.

But I do love the picture *steals*

[fazenda]

The plan is to observe the zombies to find their attributes.

first can they see me, and hunt by sight.

can they hear me, and hunt by sound

can they smell me, oh my god, they can, *Hides in a shed.*

[ebin-san]

okay, first plan of action:
we have to go around and steal the noses of every zombie (that has one)

then well go live here:
http://www.geekologie.com/2011/04/27/zombie-house-1.jpg

the ultimate zombie protection unit!

then we call in Frank West, freelance photographer! ;)

[KillionX6]

Only thing you forgot is a route of escape in case they surround us.
We run out of food and can't open the doors to leave or we die.

Unless it is in the middle of no where and chances of zombies mass there are slim.
just a few hill Billy zombie stragglers

[fazenda]

Only thing you forgot is a route of escape in case they surround us.
We run out of food and can't open the doors to leave or we die.

Unless it is in the middle of no where and chances of zombies mass there are slim.
just a few hill Billy zombie stragglers


It depends on the zombie type whether there will be mobs.
If they are the kind that can follow the behavior of the zombies around them(dawn of the dead, the mob gathering outside the mall because others were), or the type that follow what the rest of the zombies are doing only if it is because they were exposed to the same stimulus to create that behavior(High School of The Dead, zombies all rushing to a sound if they herd the sound).

I did think of the food problem when I saw the picture too. But the first thing that popped into my head as a possible solution was little more that smart zombies trying to kill the food before eating it(cannibals)

[KillionX6]

Well I though of something.
If the population of the house was large enough to maintain it we could set up a green house inside of the house.
There goes food problem. Now what about water?

And I had the feeling these zombie were more like land of the dead. The less they see of the living the more they learn and try to become living once again.

[fazenda]

Well I though of something.
If the population of the house was large enough to maintain it we could set up a green house inside of the house.
There goes food problem. Now what about water?

And I had the feeling these zombie were more like land of the dead. The less they see of the living the more they learn and try to become living once again.


For a greenhouse, 2 people could manage to grow enough food for 10 or so people fairly easily. The problems come in when you notice that the building is a bunker with a cement roof, and that the building is too small to grow enough food for even 2 people on a sustainable level.

For water we would need a system to collect rain water and, morning dew. We would need this because while urine does contain nitrogen and nitrogen is good for plants at lower levels. It has so much in it that it can kill plants.

What about going to a farming area and find a farmhouse with a decent portion of land and surrounding it with a 15ft high chainlink fence?(I havent seen land of the dead, can the zombies in it climb tall fences?)

[KillionX6]

That building looked big enough to have uv lights and a big enough garden to sustain atleast 5, including the 2 doing the work. *hides carrot in pocket for later*

That was what I was thinking, a little mixed in with the rain water would go far for our plants, but to much in one dosage and we would surely just be killing ourselves in the long run. Dead plants = dead us.

That would work, but the fence would have to be fortified with concrete, and tall enough in case of like zombie dogs or something. In land of the dead, there was a zombie leading the zombie pack with a gun, close to the end he learned how to use it. So that is why i picked the concrete. I didnt see them climb anything over 4 ft. So i think we would be good. As long as we wouldnt run into any Resident evil zombies. Cause if so we would be fucked.

[fazenda]

That building looked big enough to have uv lights and a big enough garden to sustain atleast 5, including the 2 doing the work. *hides carrot in pocket for later*

That was what I was thinking, a little mixed in with the rain water would go far for our plants, but to much in one dosage and we would surely just be killing ourselves in the long run. Dead plants = dead us.

That would work, but the fence would have to be fortified with concrete, and tall enough in case of like zombie dogs or something. In land of the dead, there was a zombie leading the zombie pack with a gun, close to the end he learned how to use it. So that is why i picked the concrete. I didnt see them climb anything over 4 ft. So i think we would be good. As long as we wouldnt run into any Resident evil zombies. Cause if so we would be fucked.


Hmmm, uv lights might be a good idea, except most of the things being done(fortifying the place) are taking place probably days after the proverbial shit has hit the fan, and now the problems with creating a safe haven have increased exponentially.

Instead of concrete walls, plywood walls covered on the outfacing side in sheet metal, to keep the zombies(and hounds) from seeing the food inside.

Would we need to make the whole place up off the ground for resident evil zombies, or are they nonexistent in this apocalypse.

What kind of band of survivors do we have?

[ebin-san]

we could just sit inside and watch highschool of the dead and walking dead til its over
lol
and if we need to, then we fight our way out!
my weapon of choice is a sledgehammer!

but... whats this?
OH NO! fanzenda has been bitten!
what do we do!?

[fazenda]

Well since I was already hungry before this.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/22021/547429-shikamaru_kun_by_hinaichigo15_super.jpg
I suggest you, RUN!!