Twisted Wishes

[Crymson]

alrighty, another one of those absolutely worthless forum games.

This one's pretty simple, for those who don't know how to play. the first person (me) writes a wish. the person after me will find some inventive way to twist that wish into something bad.

edit: Seems maybe I need to explain this better. when the person above you posts a wish, you have to find a way to grant that wish, that is bad for the person making the wish. So I could wish to be surfing, but get eaten by a shark. or something. then you make a wish and it continues.

Example: I wish for a piano. Right, but its falling on your head...

...or something like that:oo:. anyway, here goes for real.

I wish that I didn't have to go to college tomorrow.

[psychosk8r]

i dont get this game but ill give it a try...

you wished you didnt have to go to college tomorrow but you have to cuz you need your degree.

my wish is that i could live ina two story house.

[RetroRob70]

You wish you could live in a two story house but you cant because you lost your legs in a freak hair salon accident.

I wish i could eat an IN-N-OUT burger right now!

[Crymson]

right, but its ten years old and full of maggots

I wish for a pony.

[Corwin]

You wish you could live in a two story house, unfortunately you'll never get to leave b/c you're under house arrest**this is what I originally posted but apparently 3 of us posted all at the same time and I was the last one to go, so now for the edit version

You wish you had a pony, unfortunately it has mistaken you for it's girlfriend.....


I wish I could fly like Superman

[Crymson]

ok, but you don't have superman's near indestructibility, so the when you get going to fast you hit a fly and it puts a hole in you.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Koopaking]

Unfortunately, students can't have dragons and you are expelled from Hogwarts.

I wish I had a pet squid.

[leerock89]

u wish you had a pet squid but it would eat you in 2 weeks time

i wish i was an amobea

[RetroRob70]

ok but the dragon seem all cute when its young but then you start notising that it really likes nibbling on your hand....then one day your just excrement

[Corwin]

you wish you were an ameoba but now the only sex you will have is self love


I wish I was rich

[RetroRob70]

oh for got to wish for telekinesis

[leerock89]

you wish you were rich but to do it u had to become a major crime lord who gets aressted and executed 1 month later

and you wish u had telekinesis but the only thing u can do is blow peoples bodies up

i was i was a big eyeball with magical powers

[Corwin]

you wish you were a big eyeball with magical powers but you got sand in your eye and can't get it out


I wish I was "The Doctor"

[Crymson]

right, but where are you going to find an eyedrop bottle big enough for your needs? nvrmnd

@corwin: ok, but where is your TARDIS?

I wish that I could control time

[leerock89]

you wish you were "the doctor" but you never made the cut...

you wish you could control time but god sealed you in limbo and you can never get out!!!

i wish i was an alien from another dimension.

btw this ones going way to fast...but its freaken fun!!!

[RetroRob70]

so you go back in time and accidently meet your self from the past and creat a time paradox and cease to exist

i wish i had a lightsaber

[RetroRob70]

and when you come to our dimension we blow you to smithereens with our nukes

[Crymson]

and you cut off your own hand trying to draw it.

I wish i had a mech

[RetroRob70]

damn for got to wish i had long hair

....... this is fun but i really need to quit jumping the gun and hitting post

[Crymson]

right, you got your long hair, but it's all growing out of your chest and back.

I wish for a wallet that never ran out of money

[archangle]

I wish for a wallet that never ran out of money but i took it when i terminated you

i wish i was a "know it all"

[RetroRob70]

but you end up knowing TOOOOOO much and you have an aneurism

i wish that the 3x3 eyes ovas turned into a series

[Crymson]

they did, but you hated them.

I wish there were more hours in a day, so I could watch more anime

[RetroRob70]

ther were but you watched so much that you ended up hating anime

i wish that axe really worked like the ads say it will

[archangle]

I wish there were more hours in a day, so I could watch more anime but can't watch animes since u died a very horrible death by ur own hands

we both did it together so here goes:

they do but u are so weak that u can't pick the axe up

i wish the judgement day was 2 hrs from now

[Crymson]

it is, but you got caught in a time loop that prevented you from ever getting there.

I wish for a shelby mustang.

[archangle]

but since i am not a genie i cannot grant u that wish

i wish that women rule the world with men as servent

[RetroRob70]

it is but your not going to heaven.....i really feel bad about that one but its just a game

i wish i stoped getting boogers in my nose

[archangle]

but u find out that without those boogers u get a nose cancer

i wish that God make us into machines and not into humans

PS: all things i say are not intended to hurt anyone...all of them are for joking purposes

[RetroRob70]

he did but the battlestar galactica came and nuked us all

i wish i could turn into a wolf on command

[illuma]

you could but then hunters came and skinned you alive

i wish i had better teachers

[archangle]

u do since they don't show up to teach

i wish earth was square shaped

[Crymson]

it is, but you live on the bottom, where the sun never shines, and you freeze to death.

I wish that I could get twelve hours of sleep in 4 hours.

[archangle]

u can't since u are a human and not a alien

i wish i could get 10 PhD. in 2 years

[Koopaking]

You do it but you realize the knowledge to build that time machine you used took longer than getting 10 PhD's normally would.

I wish I had a battle mech.

[archangle]

but it cost 1cent which is more than ur life is worth

i wish that all humans became machines and i ruled them all

[Sun Tzu]

but machines are not capable of individual thought, therefore your ruled by the user

I wish I could go home

[nejih94]

were r u at



i wish i could go back in time,doesnt every1

[archangle]

u try but accidentally land ur self in the future in your dead bed

i wish i was a pharaoh

[epoc]

you'd be a mummy later.

i wish i had transwarp in my wrist watch.

[archangle]

but i kill u and rob ur dead body of that watch

i wish that there were no wars in the world

[epoc]

bush whould make one... (damn him)

i wish i had scotty to beam me out of here >.<

[Koopaking]

Sulu would go to warp and ruin the transmission

I wish I could give a kangaroo a canoe

[Sun Tzu]

Kangaroo would put it in his pouch then give you a two footed salute

I wish I could meet Budda

[epoc]

i'll come and spoile it :D

i wish i was a /b/tard

[Sun Tzu]

careful what you wish for

Wish I could wrangle a crocodile and make him into boots

[epoc]

No problem cowboy ^_^

i wish i had more spare time /sad

[Sun Tzu]

Id make it so you couldn't sleep

I wish the pickle gods would bless me with a jar in Zelda

[epoc]

sorry chief... we only have tubes left...

i wish we could be friends :D

[Sun Tzu]

sure

I wish florescent lights weren't so crunchy

[epoc]

it's your imagination :D

i wish Sun Tzu could PM me his msn (if he has one) :D

[Sun Tzu]

I got one, but I ain't at home and my internets out =(

I wish I had a car

[epoc]

well me 2
but
i wish i had a drivers license aswell ^_^

[Sun Tzu]

Id cut it in half =)

I wish babies weren't so easy to eat

[epoc]

then they whould be hard to eat =(

i wish i was great ^_^

[BlueSano]

hmm iteresting game let me give it a go ....
you wish you were great ..you are great in your momies eyes ;P
i wish i was an animeXD

[Crymson]

right, but you're a powerpuff girl.

I wish I had enough money to never need a job.

[BlueSano]

so you would be sewed constantly and then end p in jail with all the money in the bankXD
i wish i could breath under water

[Crymson]

sure, but you cant swim.

I wish that I never had to eat again

[RetroRob70]

ok, but whilst swiming in the ocean you find a lost patch of oil from the exon valdes and die from oil poisoning

i wish robert jordan had'nt died before he could finish his last book

[BlueSano]

hmm sure but you will still feel hungry (is that right) any way
i wish i had a floeting castle

[Crymson]

Sure, but you would hate it. nvrmnd

alright, but floeting isnt a word, so its all in your imagination anyway.

I wish that I had telepathic powers

[BlueSano]

sure so he would die in the middle of his other book after finishing this one
i wish i had a floating castle

sorry i guess i mad that wish twic
nvm so you can read your parrents mind when they are loving each other XD
i wish i had spider man's powers

[RetroRob70]

you do but then the Govt. dose crazy expairament on you the rest of your life

i wish i had a hot girlfriend

[BlueSano]

sure then she realizes she is hot so she dumps you for a hot boiyfrien ;P(i'm mean aren't i)
i wish i owned microsoft or apple

[Crymson]

edit: gahhh, too fast

if you owned microsoft everyone would hate you and if you owned apple you would be irrelivant

I wish I had a spaceship

[RetroRob70]

you did but they have poop on them

you do but then you go bankrupt when linux kicks your but

i wish my computer was newer/faster

[BlueSano]

so your baby sister brother or any kind of child would break them in front of you
i wish i was a genius

it would be then 1 moth later it would be the slowest oldest computer due to the market

i wish to take over the world mwahahahahaa

[Crymson]

BlueSano: dude, edit your posts, don't add a million new ones.

You could rule the world, but I would depose you in a storm of pain and blood.

I wish i was invinicible

[BlueSano]

ok i'll edit them thanx
and it's dudet
hmmm then i'd be the only person on this planet to beat you since you took me so lightly
i wish i was the best one in matial arts

[RetroRob70]

you are but you cant dodge a bullet so i win

i wish could be in the hobbit movie

[BlueSano]

so you would be cicked out from it....
i wish a had a tricked out fire bird

[RetroRob70]

you do but the bandit steals it (smokey and the bandit)

i wish i had a tasty treat

[Crymson]

thats loaded with ipecac

I wish I could start my life over at highschool

[illuma]

You get the chance but you become the loser of the school and always get beat up.

I wish i could see everything like Ling-Ling from "Drawn Together."

[leerock89]

you do but then an alien from planet Something comes and takes you away and turns you into a flying pig

i wish i had the powers of a god.

[archangle]

yes u have the power of desire...where u want everything and still can't get anything

i wish that we were still in the cave men era

[Sun Tzu]

then you would get eaten by a talking dinosaur

I wish I was a captain

[archangle]

u are the captain of the losers brigade

i wish that we lived on moon

[epoc]

what whould you breath ?

i wish we could have more forum games :D

[archangle]

amen to that!!

i wish that there was no education

[RetroRob70]

ok but there all girly games

i wish i could speed read

[archangle]

u can but then u only speak gibbrish

i wish that they showed anime in school and not do any work at all

[RetroRob70]

they do but its all Shin Chan

ARGH i always forget to wish well here it is

i wish my car worked

[archangle]

it can't since it has no engine, wheels, doors, windows, stering wheel etc basically it only has seats

i wish that i was the president of aliens who have delcard war on humanity

[Crymson]

right, but humanity is way more advanced than your alien race, and so you loose.

I wish that all of my favorite anime's had like 100 more episodes so I never got to the end.

[RetroRob70]

ok but you die before they all ended.

i wish i lived in japan

[Crymson]

alright, but you are a fat, pimply, 14 year old white boy who can only speak 1337.

I wish that politics was an honest business.

[epoc]

dream on... they aren't honest even when you have evidence that they have been raping their own cat.


i wish this wasen't a wish

[RetroRob70]

its not its your brain exploding

i wish we could all get along

[leerock89]

i hate you, you hate me, we're a hating family

i wish own a piece of paper

[epoc]

you would have cut yourself on it...

i wish wishes come true :D

[KillionX6]

you wish wishes come true, but sadly we all know they dont, like wishing after blowing out the candles....you will never get the bike or world peace or a gun to kill people, simple because wishes dont come true....

I wish i could be part of any anime....

[epoc]

you can you just need to job with one

i wish that i lived in the same world as the anime "Shuffle!" is in.

[archangle]

ahh what the point since i never saw the anime

i wish that we all lived inside a computer

[RetroRob70]

we do but its p100

i wish i was a roadie for the smashing pumpkins

[Sun Tzu]

till the pumpkins smash you

I wish I could go home, but nothing happens when I tap my heels together

[Awakening]

you did but the teliportation went terribly wrong and ended up without a head

i wish i could live forever

[epoc]

it would get boring

i wish this is a reply

[archangle]

u got ur wish now it's my turn

i wish that we all had a shark as pet

[Crymson]

unforunatly land shark are very crafty and they killed off the human race

I wish my damn migraine would go away

[epoc]

it wount 'couse you probboly got hair.

i wish Ice were colder.

[leerock89]

and then it would melt whenever u looked at ice!!

i wish i was a slug

[Crymson]

*looks for salt shaker*

I wish that I could get out of commitments without seeming lazy or like a jerk.

[leerock89]

and now your a lazy jerk

i wish i had some mountain dew

[epoc]

but you don't

i wish i had a new Computer...

[a2ng0d]

you do, but you forgot to buy the monitor, and you just ran outta cash...

i wish i was The Godfather

[Crymson]

right, but the hit men from the other families are right outside your door.

I wish I had wings.

[leerock89]

u did for a short while then god cut them off

i wish i was poor

[epoc]

but you aren't

i wish we where retarded

[archangle]

except for me everybody else is

i wish that i had a robot to do my homework and chores

[a2ng0d]

in exchange for your SOUL.

i wish that the hitmen from my other wish decided to quit the other families and join mine because its obviously better

[leerock89]

then everyone dies in a nuclear attack

i wish i could travel faster then the speed of light

[Ryuuzaki]

but your body would burn up

i wish i didnt have to go to classes...ever

[archangle]

ya me too

i wish that there was no war ever!!

[Ryuuzaki]

as long as people are retarded thats not gonna happen

I wish i had a new puppy (i love dogs <3)

[archangle]

why so that the dog could run away from u and die a sick and lonley death in the streets!!??

i wish that humans could start acting like humans and not as retards

[Crymson]

but becasue of the law of conservation of stupidity the universe would break it's own rules and cease to exist.

I wish for a big fat refund from the government.

[epoc]

*HA* the goverment... smokes dollar bills...

i wish msn was not invented by microsoft but by linux

[Crymson]

linux isn't a company therefore they couldn't invent it.

I wish more people actually wanted to learn stuff

[BlueSano]

=_= can't think of anything good for that ...hmm so there won't be anything to learn (i know it's lame)
i wish i could pass my pain to others to see them suffer

[archangle]

*crying* ahhhhh!!!!! the pain i can't bear it anymore

i wish that i coundn't feel any pain or sorrow

[Crymson]

its called anti depressants, and then you cant feel anything at all

I wish that I could get up in the morning when I want to.

[archangle]

kk ur wish is granted!!!!!

i wish that rich people could live like poor for sometime so they understand what it's like being poor

[Anita W]

YOur wish is granted!!! rich pplz like britiney spears started to grow some crop in far west and learn whats is it like to be poor!!!

I wish teletubbbies go hang themselves.. :dizzy:

[Koopaking]

they do but then when their bodies are found it turns out the rope they used was from an ancient alien civilization and the Teletubbies become posthumously famous for finding this rope.

I wish I had a pet ox named Randy Niragawa McNeil XIV

[Ryuuzaki]

so you could kill it and make some ox steak? mmmmm ox steak *drools*

i wish i had some more soda

[BlueSano]

so you would drink it and then want more but don't have >.>

i wish i was a super human being who is capable of doing anything

[Ryuuzaki]

Too bad the League of Super Humans would take it away shortly after you got them for their own amusement

I wish i had so more money

[Crymson]

but becasue you have more money you didn't put on your taxes the IRS shows up and takes all of it and more away.

I wish that there were more episodes of bleach out.

[analogZero]

there are, but somebody poured bleach on them, so you watch half hour episodes of white.

I wish my bike chain wasn't rusted.

[Assitaca]

i wish i could have more wishes

[leerock89]

you dont have any, at all!

i wish i had no mouth

[Blooddrunk]

Impossible b/c you talk too much.. eheh :P
I wish that I had more luck!

[Raven]

But your tomorrow you will trip under a ladder in front of a black cat braking a mirror in the process.

I wish I had a car.

[analogZero]

but it's a dinky car.

I wish I had a waterslide out my window so I could say weeeeee everyday when I left the house.

[leerock89]

and you would land in a pit of molten lava

i wish i were an oscar myer weiner

[scott11]

so be it...




i wish i can wish....

[soulten]

but you cant because you are just an life less android

I wish i could time travel

[leerock89]

You can only go to the big bang, and when you do go there you die

I wish I could fall

[scott11]

*ouch...*



i wish i can wish again.... nyaha.

[Ryuuzaki]

Too bad...

I wish I had almighty powers

[scott11]

what kind???
just aLmighty...



i wish i can wish forever.....

[leerock89]

never!!!

i wish i could be a farm

[nena-X3]

u will be grass
I wish I had cake. :3

[scott11]

*tenen*



i wish to wish more.............

[Rock]

i wish i had day off tomo >.< so i could sit here all day and post pointless stuff:P

[Ryuuzaki]

Too bad, you need to keep up on your studies/work

I wish I didn't have to go cloths shopping with my mother tomorrow...

[Rock]

ryuu lets swap, i just a need new pack of clothes :P

[Dragonliga]

Sorry but ur mum wants u to where stupid outfits so she looks good!

I wish that i could have a break from this world!

[analogZero]

NO BREAKS, GET BACK TO WORK! whipcrack

I wish my face would shave itself...itchitch

[Ryuuzaki]

But then the shaving companies wouldn't be getting any money!

I wish I could all the cake in the world!!

[analogZero]

but it's all gone rancid.

I wish now that I hadn't slept in.

ps. supporting gillette=supporting weapons manufacturing
lousy hair.

[Dragonliga]

Sorry u did and because of that you lost your job!

I wish i had a new life!

[leerock89]

As a platypus

i wish Splenda and Equal didn't have undeniably similar ingredients

[analogZero]

that's what sweet 'n' low's for!

I wish it wasn't raining all through the long weekend:(

[soulten]

But if it didn't it would cause a chain reaction that would case all of the US and Russian missles to go off and create a nuclear winter were only mutants and people who were in submarines survived, and eventualy a leader would arise and try to create utopia and instead create a dystopia and a huge war between the normals and mutants would occur.
I wish i knew how the person below me will destroy my wish.

[scott11]

you wiLL never know!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha


NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!



i wish i can wish aLL yer wishes never come true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nena-X3]

NEVER!!!!! XD
i wish had had some really good tasting cake....

[leerock89]

Its a pie in disguise

i wish i could do something that is nothing

[DocHack]

pfft you are aready doing nothing why wish for nothing

I wish for pie

[scott11]

here you go


i wish i couLd have de pie i'd give to doc...........

[Blooddrunk]

The Pies are over..
I wish I could speak japanese

[scott11]

nani??? nihongo???


i wish i couLd teach you but i can't....

[analogZero]

or can you???

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat. a six foot father.

[scott11]

GO AHEAD!

HAHAHA


i wish i was me....

[analogZero]

poof! did it work?

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[leerock89]

you did but it came back to life and eat you

i wish for a eye booger

[scott11]

here.............


i wish i can sing music of de night..............

[Blooddrunk]

You've just lost your voice..
I wish I was able to turn into a super sayan xD

[xantok]

bacause then the mean big kids wouldnt beat you up

i wish i had a pizza

[analogZero]

the pizza guy forgot to put in one of those little plastic thingamajiggers to keep it from being crush and a fat guy sat on it.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much. ugh

[scott11]

diet,,



i wish i gain weight........

[tripletres]

you wish you could gain weight, but youll die of heart disease.

I wish i had a girlfriend...

[scott11]

go get one.........



i wish i can gain weight.... without getting heart disease....

[tripletres]

then youll be picked on by all of the other kids.

i wish i could get a hot girl even though ive already tried innumberal times.

[Blooddrunk]

Keep trying ^^
I wish I had a PS3!

[Koopaking]

but then you realize the PS3 was a waste of $500 and you wish you had gotten a Wii instead.

I wish I had a pet platypus.

[tripletres]

but the platypus would kill you because it's bite is actually poisonous. (it's true. look it up)

I wish i had a deck of cards with five aces.

[archangle]

in ur dreams

i wish that people bowed down whever they saw me

[Blooddrunk]

They would just ignore you :P
I wish that was already summer holydays!

[tripletres]

but then it will be gone all to soon.

i wish for a peanut-butter jelly sandwich.

[leerock89]

Here it is but we ran out of jelly. And peanuts butter. Oh and bread.

the person below me has a Nissan 350z

[a2ng0d]

ummm...is that a wish, you did u post the wrong thread? well in any case, ill just use the wish above urs

YOU WISH YOU HAD A PBJ SANDWICH, BUT IT'S FROM SCHOOL SO YOU END UP WITH KIDNEY STONES.

i wish aliens would attack so we could finally unleash the monstrosity that is our ginormous collection of nuclear warheads...

[analogZero]

they're illegal aliens though, and unfortunately you fire on your own country to get them.

I wish I was the most powerful man in the world...and covered in gold...14 carrat gold!

[tripletres]

coverred in gold would not allow you to breath...

i wish that i could control the actions of other people and inanimate objects.

[leerock89]

///OMG I though this was the 'person below me' thread!!! DDUUHH!!///

To bad you can't even control your own body

I wish for a pen

[tripletres]

here ya go, but it has no ink!

i wish for a 3 dollar bill.

[leerock89]

They dont make them

i wish for a peanut shell with lima bean

[Koopaking]

sadly the lima bean is actually a homicidal maniac that murders your family and kidnaps you and holds you for $793,126 ransom to the authorities. But they do not deem you important enough to rescue so you are thrown into an airtight metallic box and dropped on the ocean floor.

I wish for a non-sequiter

[quietchat]

I wish for somthing bad to happen to myself. Solve that one.

[Koopaking]

hey you didn't respond to mine, you slacker

something bad happens to you. simple as that.

I wish for a toe.

[leerock89]

and you have 50 of them now

i wish for air to change into water and water to change into air

[tripletres]

if it happened at any random time, most likely we would wind up breathing in water, and if not that, if we were swimming, so to say, we would then fall to the bottem of the pool, ocean, tank... you get the picture. so first concept you would die, second you could get injured. (and the fish would die.)

i wish i could control the elements.

[monsoon 10]

But you can't and you will never be able to.

I wish there was spaghetti for dinner.

[Rarewoods]

u wish u were rich but then u cant spend the money

i wish i could be the smartest person alive

[tripletres]

but the chef accidentally spilled extreme hot sauce into it and it was sooo hot you explode.

[tripletres]

ahhh... you beat me Rarewood. youre so smart that youre head gets too big and explodes.

i wish monsoon didnt think i was a pansy. a pansy's a flower.

[monsoon 10]

u wish u were rich but then u cant spend the money

i wish i could be the smartest person alive

But you can only be the smartest person when it comes to one thing, and that thing is canine fecal matter.

[Koopaking]

...why do people not keep it going?

I wish I had some matches to burn down an important public building

[monsoon 10]

...why do people not keep it going?

I wish I had some matches to burn down an important public building

Your house is declared an important public building on a whim and you suddenly feel the urge to burn it down so you do.

I wish I had the power to control people, to do whatever I please them to.

[a2ng0d]

only you sold your soul for the ability to do so.

i wish i was employed.

[monsoon 10]

only you sold your soul for the ability to do so.

i wish i was employed.

And you are as a manwhore.

I wish Club spam became Spam club.

[analogZero]

bY VaGRa CheAP!!! inCREaSe YouR mAnhoOD tODaY!!!
wish granted!

I wish my cat wouldn't eat random things off the floor. ugh!

[leerock89]

Instead it would try to eat your toes

I wish this thread would stop

[scott11]

it wiLL not stop..............



i wish i can traveL aLone............

[Koopaking]

but you get... raped!!!

I wish I had a shrubbery. Ni!

[spirit]

but you get... raped!!!

I wish I had a shrubbery. Ni!

shrubbery??? you mean like bushes? lol

maybe that's your wish although you will fall in love with your worst enemy ^^

I wish that Koopaking would finally show me his face ^^ hee hee

[scott11]

go to de deepest sea, you'LL find him there............ hhehehehe




i wish to meet her.........

[spirit]

go to de deepest sea, you'LL find him there............ hhehehehe




i wish to meet her.........
look!.... I'm here! (hahahahaha, jk)

I wish someone would give me a hug and kiss right now... ^^

[monsoon 10]

look!.... I'm here! (hahahahaha, jk)

I wish someone would give me a hug and kiss right now... ^^

Ehem....no.
I wish we had better emoticons around here.

[analogZero]

:?)(}~~ like this one!

I wish koopa would wish for...ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!

[a2ng0d]

im sorry, but thats a gay wish.

i wish i was drinking Dr. Pepper right now

[Koopaking]

you have a can of Dr. P in your hand. You pop the top, go to drink it and... IT'S A NINJA AND IT KILLS YOU!!!

I wish for another shrubbery! NI!

[a2ng0d]

........except its a GAY NINJA AND IT RAPES YOU IN THE ASS HAHAA...

i wish the butterflies in the gut would die already.

[Raven]

...but their poor little carcases rot in your intestines and give you appendicitis!

I wish I could get 8 hours worth of sleep in 3 hours.

[a2ng0d]

but then when you actually feel like sleeping 8 hours, it will really be 18 hours, and you'd get sick from lack of exercise.

i wish i could sip some bacardi (try to mess THAT one up)

[Koopaking]

you end up sipping so much your liver explodes

I wish knaves wouldn't be so knavish

[Raven]

Quoteth the Raven, "...where has all the rum gone?!"

I wish I could communicate to anyone in any language.

[a2ng0d]

unfortunately you know so many languages that you start mixing them, then it becomes the Tower of Babel all over again and no one can understand you. that, or ur mind collapses in on itself. pick one.

i wish insurance didnt cost so damn much

[Koopaking]

it becomes free and you are so happy that you are abducted by the KGB.

I wish I owned a copy of Toy Story on DVD.

[analogZero]

you do, but it's toy story 3...

"I wish I had one big, long curvy tooth. they didn't need to make seperations with me."

[leerock89]

Well you get one, it talks, and talks, and then it talks some more about nothing but cheese. How great cheese is. What different types of cheese. Where it came from. How to make it. The way it smells. And it never stops. And you cant do anything about it. Until the day you die.

I wish for a lighter to burn myself with.

[Koopaking]

but you miss and burn down the Indian Ocean instead

I wish I soajdfkl;qdnokfchndhfoiwqehofhrewmfeuof

[Raven]

But you trip and soajdfkl;qdnokfchndhfoiwqehofhrewmfeuof your face and the doctors amputate your head.

I wish I had my own private Iron Chef.

[leerock89]

but instead you got a epoiasedinnfonoinaosbeconrigonoashcianeorganamakan oaancuwuuuewuueewuue

hes a cannibal

i wish for a wrinkle in time

[Raven]

You find it! With a bottle of botox...

I wish my phone wasn't broken

[Koopaking]

but Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs. Who, and Mrs. Which all have strokes and can't come to get you

I wish for an army of living toast to do my bidding.

[leerock89]

But after the first command they eat you

i wish for a cup of noodle

[klint_456]

ok you were rich, but you were bakrupt

I wish could be invisible

[leerock89]

but you also go deaf and mute and lame

i wish for a taco

[Koopaking]

the taco murders your family and cuts off your arms and legs and goes on a homicidal rampage, killing tens of thousands of people, and you are framed for it and get sentenced to being ejected into deep space with no air supply.

I wish for an asterisk.

[leerock89]

You become a twisted monster made out of phone lines and phone poles and you go on a rampage killing only your family and a little dog that you accidentally stepped on

i wish for it to rain where i am

[scott11]

then it wiLL rain.............


i wish i can have driving Lessons.....

[Koopaking]

but YOU FAIL

I wish I had a hammer to pummel really tall people's feet with.

[leerock89]

They wear metal socks and then kick your ass

i wish for a doo doo

[scott11]

here's a doodoo/....


heheheh



i wish to stay but i can't.....

[nena-X3]

Looks like it didn't happen :/
I wish I could learn how to make amvz.

[monsoon 10]

But then you kill yourself after the realization that all amvs you make are lame.

I wish this website were as good as crunchyroll...

[scott11]

it is,...... hahaha




i wish for a fone..... new fone....

[monsoon 10]

It's a new phone it just happened to be broken.

I wish scott11 would get a haircut and a job.

[Raven]

You don't recognize him and his job is to assassinate you!

I wish my boss would pay me more.

[monsoon 10]

He pays you more...monopoly money.
I wish "I HAD MOAR SOULZ!"

[Raven]

The soulz live in your shoes and make them quite uncomfortable.

I wish for a suit of armor.

[strike7785]

yea but Uncle sam needs your money so he taxes your riches by 50% ooopps! Your poor.

I wish I was surrounded by girls

[Ryuuzaki]

You would be if they weren't all around me ^^

I wish I could eat some good Japanese food.

[Dark Zeik]

Yea you do but you die because its poisoned.

I wish I had more free time.

[Raven]

Bu you have, ♪"To much time on my hands! Ticktickticktick"♫

I wish someone would talk to me.

[Dark Zeik]

Someone does but he is very annoying.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

[analogZero]

you are, but you realize your old and washed up.

I wish I had laser eyes