View Full Version : Twisted Wishes
06-07-2008, 08:59 PM
But you can't stop lasering everything you look at.
I wish I had a portal gun.
06-07-2008, 09:02 PM
You did, but you dropped it into a well, Timmy found it, and got out with it.
I wish I had some cake...
06-07-2008, 09:26 PM
It's waiting in the basement with your best friend.
I wish a delectable desert would appear before me.
06-07-2008, 09:28 PM
But that delectable dessert is a cardboard model of the real thing.
I wish Ryuuzaki could learn proper verb conjugation.
06-07-2008, 09:30 PM
I love you too
I wish Monsoon would drop dead... -_-
06-07-2008, 09:31 PM
But he lives on in the hearts and minds of us all.
I wish for dinner.
06-08-2008, 02:32 AM
but naughty children go straight to bed with empty tummies.
I wish superman could outrun the flash
06-08-2008, 02:34 AM
The flash is Superman!
I wish I could move away from the microphone so I could breath.
06-08-2008, 02:36 AM
But you slip on a puddle of chocolate rain.
I wish I sounded like James Earl Jones.
06-08-2008, 02:37 AM
But you sound like Jones James Earl.
I wish for nothing.
06-08-2008, 02:39 AM
*drifts among the stars*
I wish knew a shinigami.
06-08-2008, 05:56 AM
you do, but he kills you.
I wish I had acid for blood, like the aliens in aliens
06-08-2008, 05:59 AM
yeah but badly it melted your whole body
i wish i had i deamon fox
06-08-2008, 06:01 AM
Rawrz, you could even talk to him... from the inside.
I wish I had a gundam.
06-08-2008, 06:03 AM
ask your mom to buy one.....
i wish i am ...
06-08-2008, 06:09 AM
What?! You already are fool!
I wish I had a shovel.
06-08-2008, 06:12 AM
well you got one but you fell on the pit you just dug..and broke your neck
i wish i had a sports car
06-08-2008, 06:14 AM
But it has a blown engine.
I wish I could dig a hole through the earth.
06-08-2008, 06:18 AM
but the core was to hot for you to handle and you just died in the center of the earth
i wish i could meet al pachino
06-08-2008, 06:20 AM
But you're gaged and tied to a chair with a gun to your head and his finger on the trigger.
I wish Al Pachino was my godfather.
06-08-2008, 06:22 AM
badly he killed you
i wish i had a gun
06-08-2008, 06:25 AM
It's a bb gun.
I wish I didn't get killed by a random madman and die unknown in the gutter of Paris.
06-08-2008, 06:32 AM
Unfortunately it happend
i wish i was the madman in ravens wish
06-08-2008, 06:33 AM
But you're a madman, does that mean you killed me with your bb gun?
I wish the weapon used to kill me was cool looking and exotic.
06-08-2008, 06:36 AM
what.....atleats it killed you? or would you prefer a turet?
i wish i had sniper with plutoniom bullets
06-08-2008, 06:37 AM
i would describe that weapon to you but this website has rules and standards
i wish there was a way i could implode
06-08-2008, 06:38 AM
Then I'd let you kill me like a madman... but you'd still go to jail 'cause you couldn't prove that you had permission.
I wish jail was a large island to isolate prisoners from the world.
06-08-2008, 06:43 AM
hey patyprobe what do you mean? are you talking about the turet or the sniper?
06-09-2008, 10:15 AM
what if i said you shouLd be sLeeping now.....
06-12-2008, 02:02 AM
Unfortunatley you are a prisoner
I wish for cookie
06-12-2008, 02:05 AM
You get a kooky old person instead. He demands a sponge bath.
I wish for gold.
06-12-2008, 02:07 AM
I'll bake some cookies... with arsenic.
I wish I would get up and find some food.
06-12-2008, 02:08 AM
you get up and the food eats you
I wish for the new eps of code geass where here already
06-12-2008, 02:55 AM
But the next episode is the last and it is done by a different author?! NNOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I wish my food would eat me so I could eat my way out.
06-12-2008, 02:57 AM
it would eat you again and again and again always regenerating itself and you would be very fat
i wish that i lived happily ever after
06-12-2008, 03:43 AM
u wish you could live happily ever after but you were killed by the one closest to you.
I wish i was immortal.
06-12-2008, 04:07 AM
then ar tormented in some 60 year old man in his basement, unable to die you are forced to endure the pain forver and ever
i wish for immortality and unable to feel pain or emotions
06-12-2008, 04:10 AM
I am already like that and its not that fun
I wish i could stop time just for a little while
06-12-2008, 04:12 AM
it screws up and your stuck forever
i wish i had another dog
06-13-2008, 04:34 AM
sadly it had rabies and bit you
i wish i had a magic wand
06-13-2008, 04:50 AM
Sadly, it can only do one thing, and that is to stab its owner until hes dead.
I wish could play guitar.
06-13-2008, 09:56 AM
but you were targetted by the mob and your guitar blew up while you were playing it.
I wish nothing bad could ever happen to me.
06-13-2008, 10:14 AM
you life is now forever boring nothing happens good or bad you remain alone or if not alone she/he will leave you
i wish only good things happend to me
06-13-2008, 10:35 PM
"Where's light there's darkness too", so i think that's impossible
I wish that I had Kingdom Hearts II final mix
06-13-2008, 10:47 PM
You do! But the disk is scratched...
I wish I was motivated.
06-13-2008, 11:12 PM
You become motivated but get killed because of lwhat you are motivated to do.
I wish I had the power to read minds, control ppl, etc.
06-13-2008, 11:59 PM
You can't turn your power off and life becomes meaningless.
I wish I had a dish of fish.
06-14-2008, 01:06 AM
why fish? I'm Pisces.. does it help anyhow?
I wish I was numb sometimes, so someone could cut me into pieces on his dish.
06-14-2008, 01:17 AM
But I will steal you whole and make you sort through your feelings.
I wish I had all the answers and the gift of interpretation.
06-14-2008, 01:34 AM
Instead you get a piece of coal.
I wish to be a spy
06-14-2008, 01:59 AM
But you spy on a mean person who kills you.
I wish I could press my lump of coal into a diamond.
06-14-2008, 02:05 AM
Which then blows up and you get thousands of tiny diamonds embedded in your body killing you
I wish for a bologna
06-14-2008, 09:12 AM
the bolonga is poisoned and you die a very painfull death
i wish for a banana boat
06-18-2008, 09:15 PM
Well obviously the boat can't float and you drown.
I wish for a remote for my tv
06-19-2008, 02:03 PM
you wish for a remote for your TV but you only got 1 channel... >:D
I wish I could help develop a manga...
06-20-2008, 12:52 AM
But as you write ideas down you accidently stab your self and get ink poisoning
I wish I could stop time
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