Twisted Wishes

[Raven]

But you can't stop lasering everything you look at.

I wish I had a portal gun.

[Ryuuzaki]

You did, but you dropped it into a well, Timmy found it, and got out with it.

I wish I had some cake...

[Raven]

It's waiting in the basement with your best friend.

I wish a delectable desert would appear before me.

[monsoon 10]

But that delectable dessert is a cardboard model of the real thing.
I wish Ryuuzaki could learn proper verb conjugation.

[Ryuuzaki]

I love you too

I wish Monsoon would drop dead... -_-

[monsoon 10]

But he lives on in the hearts and minds of us all.
I wish for dinner.

[analogZero]

but naughty children go straight to bed with empty tummies.

I wish superman could outrun the flash

[monsoon 10]

The flash is Superman!
I wish I could move away from the microphone so I could breath.

[Raven]

But you slip on a puddle of chocolate rain.

I wish I sounded like James Earl Jones.

[monsoon 10]

But you sound like Jones James Earl.
I wish for nothing.

[Raven]

*drifts among the stars*

I wish knew a shinigami.

[analogZero]

you do, but he kills you.

I wish I had acid for blood, like the aliens in aliens

[klint_456]

yeah but badly it melted your whole body

i wish i had i deamon fox

[Raven]

Rawrz, you could even talk to him... from the inside.

I wish I had a gundam.

[scott11]

ask your mom to buy one.....



i wish i am ...

[Raven]

What?! You already are fool!

I wish I had a shovel.

[klint_456]

well you got one but you fell on the pit you just dug..and broke your neck

i wish i had a sports car

[Raven]

But it has a blown engine.

I wish I could dig a hole through the earth.

[klint_456]

but the core was to hot for you to handle and you just died in the center of the earth

i wish i could meet al pachino

[Raven]

But you're gaged and tied to a chair with a gun to your head and his finger on the trigger.

I wish Al Pachino was my godfather.

[klint_456]

badly he killed you

i wish i had a gun

[Raven]

It's a bb gun.

I wish I didn't get killed by a random madman and die unknown in the gutter of Paris.

[klint_456]

Unfortunately it happend

i wish i was the madman in ravens wish

[Raven]

But you're a madman, does that mean you killed me with your bb gun?

I wish the weapon used to kill me was cool looking and exotic.

[klint_456]

what.....atleats it killed you? or would you prefer a turet?

i wish i had sniper with plutoniom bullets

[partyprobe]

i would describe that weapon to you but this website has rules and standards

i wish there was a way i could implode

[Raven]

Then I'd let you kill me like a madman... but you'd still go to jail 'cause you couldn't prove that you had permission.

I wish jail was a large island to isolate prisoners from the world.

[klint_456]

hey patyprobe what do you mean? are you talking about the turet or the sniper?

[scott11]

???...???...???



what if i said you shouLd be sLeeping now.....

[Gerbil-Man]

Unfortunatley you are a prisoner


I wish for cookie

[monsoon 10]

You get a kooky old person instead. He demands a sponge bath.
I wish for gold.

[Raven]

I'll bake some cookies... with arsenic.

I wish I would get up and find some food.

[Gerbil-Man]

you get up and the food eats you

I wish for the new eps of code geass where here already

[Raven]

But the next episode is the last and it is done by a different author?! NNOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I wish my food would eat me so I could eat my way out.

[Gerbil-Man]

it would eat you again and again and again always regenerating itself and you would be very fat

i wish that i lived happily ever after

[jamjfly]

u wish you could live happily ever after but you were killed by the one closest to you.

I wish i was immortal.

[Gerbil-Man]

then ar tormented in some 60 year old man in his basement, unable to die you are forced to endure the pain forver and ever

i wish for immortality and unable to feel pain or emotions

[partyprobe]

I am already like that and its not that fun

I wish i could stop time just for a little while

[Gerbil-Man]

it screws up and your stuck forever

i wish i had another dog

[klint_456]

sadly it had rabies and bit you

i wish i had a magic wand

[SinXxX]

Sadly, it can only do one thing, and that is to stab its owner until hes dead.

I wish could play guitar.

[jamjfly]

but you were targetted by the mob and your guitar blew up while you were playing it.

I wish nothing bad could ever happen to me.

[Gerbil-Man]

you life is now forever boring nothing happens good or bad you remain alone or if not alone she/he will leave you

i wish only good things happend to me

[Blooddrunk]

"Where's light there's darkness too", so i think that's impossible
I wish that I had Kingdom Hearts II final mix

[Raven]

You do! But the disk is scratched...

I wish I was motivated.

[jamjfly]

You become motivated but get killed because of lwhat you are motivated to do.

I wish I had the power to read minds, control ppl, etc.

[Raven]

You can't turn your power off and life becomes meaningless.

I wish I had a dish of fish.

[spirit]

why fish? I'm Pisces.. does it help anyhow?

I wish I was numb sometimes, so someone could cut me into pieces on his dish.

[Raven]

But I will steal you whole and make you sort through your feelings.

I wish I had all the answers and the gift of interpretation.

[leerock89]

Instead you get a piece of coal.

I wish to be a spy

[Raven]

But you spy on a mean person who kills you.

I wish I could press my lump of coal into a diamond.

[leerock89]

Which then blows up and you get thousands of tiny diamonds embedded in your body killing you

I wish for a bologna

[Gerbil-Man]

the bolonga is poisoned and you die a very painfull death

i wish for a banana boat

[Felix42]

Well obviously the boat can't float and you drown.

I wish for a remote for my tv

[suune]

you wish for a remote for your TV but you only got 1 channel... >:D

I wish I could help develop a manga...

[sleeper101]

But as you write ideas down you accidently stab your self and get ink poisoning

I wish I could stop time