Yo Momma Jokes

[Koopaking]

Yo Momma's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

[1,000,000]

Yo Momma's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

that was really old...

Your mama's such a great person, and everyone loves her.

[1,000,000]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

[Koopaking]

oh jeez ewwww, 1,000,000....

Yo momma so old when she was told to act her age she died.

[1,000,000]

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

[cappedkey]

Your mama so fat she has to get out of bed just to roll over!

your mama so fat she thout gravy was a beverage!

[Gabrieth]

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_04.htm
There you go huhu.

The first one is good.

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

[Anita W]

Your mama is so fat, when she step on my dog's tail. i have to name him beaver..

okay this one is a lil lame.

[Sun Tzu]

Your mama is so fat, when she step on my dog's tail. i have to name him beaver..

okay this one is a lil lame.

no its not, made me chuckle, if your looking for one that really sucks try on

"your momma's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck"

[RetroRob70]

yo mama's so gassy she could solve the alternative fuel problem

[epoc]

Yo momma's ass is so big the empirestate building whould fit it.

[KillionX6]

Yo moma's so fat when she put her rain coat on to walk outside people started yelling taxi at her!

((Lame))

[a2ng0d]

Yo momma's so stupid that she tried to drown a fish...

[Ryuuzaki]

Yo mommas so fat even Naruto doesn't believe it! :D
(lame but who cares!)

[athrun0017]

Hah.. i have one..
"Your mama's so fat! when she fell down, i didn't laugh......but the floor was cracking up!!!!

[a2ng0d]

yo momma's so talented, she could suck peanut butter from a straw ^_^

[Ryuuzaki]

ok heres one my friends used to say a lot a few years back

Yo momma's so fat when she sees a taxi go by she yells 'TWINKIE!!!!!1"

[Crymson]

I know I'm gonna regret this but...

yo mamma so slutty she's like a gumball machine, 25 cents a blow.

[leerock89]

yo mama is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch

[epoc]

one here xD
Yo momma's so hairy, so the only language she speaks is WOOKIE!

[KillionX6]

Yo mama so stupid she went to family dollar she said "Here is my family wheres my dollar?"


[[hehe]]

[Ryuuzaki]

Yo momma's so stupid I told her the drinks were on the house...she went an got a ladder.

(I love "yo momma-" jokes so much xD)

[a2ng0d]

yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

[Koopaking]

yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

[strike7785]

Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

[kakashizzz]

lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolololol.....................hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha.........='-'= jk =3

[leerock89]

your momma is so ugly micheal jackson gave her the number to his plastic surgeon

[Ryuuzaki]

Yo momma's so fat, last time she went to Arizona, she tripped and formed the Grand Canyon

(so lame -_-)

[Break001]

Really old XD

Yo mamma's so ugly she made an onion cry

[Ryuuzaki]

OMG Someones already said that one?! And it's OLD?! Come on, that took a whole 3 minutes to think up *cries in corner*

Yo momma's so fat she makes Godzilla look like a mouse

[Ino]

Yo moma's so fat when she put her rain coat on to walk outside people started yelling taxi at her!

((Lame))

That make me smile and chuckle a bit. Nice.

[Ino]

Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"

I know...horrible joke.

[Ryuuzaki]

Yo momma's so ugly she looks in the mirror and goes, "OMFG SOMETHING DIED ON MY FACE!!"

[Koopaking]

Your mother is so positively grotesque that whenever she goes into public, the citizens can't bear to look at her repulsive face.

[Ino]

Yo momma's so ugly she looks in the mirror and goes, "OMFG SOMETHING DIED ON MY FACE!!"

XD Nice Ryuu.

[Ino]

Your mother is so positively grotesque that whenever she goes into public, the citizens can't bear to look at her repulsive face.

That was very mean =[...but I like it.

[monsoon 10]

http://i27.tinypic.com/22ygkz.jpg

[nena-X3]

LOL this funny. XD

[Ryuuzaki]

Yo momma's so stupid, when I slapped her, she grabbed her leg and went, "Ouch my arm hurts!"

[lamest yet!]

[Gerbil-Man]

yo mama is so dumb she tried killing herself by jumpin' out the basement window

[leerock89]

your mama so fat and dumb jenny criag paid her to lose weight and instead she gained 100 pounds.

[animex09]

your mama is so fat that when i went around her i go lost.

[animex09]

ok! heres another one
your mama is so doumb she took a spoon to the super bowl.

[tennis]

Yo mama is so fat, she went to the dry-cleaners and they said " I'm sorry ma'am but we don't wash parachutes".
[get it? they mean her underwear lol]

[monsoon 10]

ok! heres another one
your mama is so doumb she took a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama so dumb she couldn't even teach you how to write dumb properly. Also no double posting.

[tennis]

Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and yelled "THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN!" [ask russkie about it]

[sparkrose]

yo momma so ugly when she was born
they thought her umbilical cord
was her third
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg47/saranity69/Birdie.gif

[ForeverSin]

Yo momma so stupid she died of starvation in a supermarket.

[Shigami]

Yo mama so dumb she couldn't even teach you how to write dumb properly. Also no double posting.


That's not what your mom said last night.

[animex09]

Yo mama so dumb she couldn't even teach you how to write dumb properly. Also no double posting.

its club sapam, i post as much as i want

[cindy]

yo mamas soooo fat that wen a yellow bus passed by ... she yelled out TWINKIE !!!!!

[KayBlack]

Yo momma so fat that her booty ate your dad when he tried to hit it from the back....:dead:

[Ryuuzaki]

Yo momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

[Bishop]

Yo mama so dumb she couldn't even teach you how to write dumb properly. Also no double posting.

wait i got one to, your momma is so dumb she raised a kid who turned out to be a total ass!

[shadowmaks]

uumm......
1.Your mama is so skinny that when she stands up, she slips down to hell.
2.Your mama is so fat, god uses her as weights.
3.Your mama is so fat that when she wore all blue and jumped off the Shears Tower, everyone thought that the sky was falling.
(I think I spelled Shears Tower wrong)

[Nanna-Chan]

yo momma's so fat, she aint seen her own feet since you were born :dancing:

[ForeverSin]

yo momma so stupid she slept on the floor in a mattress store.

[animex09]

ur momma is o fat ur dad has to rool 10 times just toget off of her

[Kenshy]

Your mother is fat and repulsive.

[Anime_Dude]

:serious:Your Mother!

[Silverleon]

your momma is so fat that when she falls out of bed she falls from both sides.

[monsoon 10]

wait i got one to, your momma is so dumb she raised a kid who turned out to be a total ass!

Your momma is a highly respectable member of society. Okay, I lied. She's a sorry sack of filth who's only solace in life is my pelvic paladin.

[puppetz]

your mama is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

[athrun0017]

Wow... i know alot of these jokes.. call it bad school days!!
here goes...

- Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

- Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

- Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car!

- Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

- Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.

- Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!

... sorry guys the others i have left, are my secret weapons!

[Anime_Dude]

your mama is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

:serious:...was that suppose to be funny:serious:

[Unknown]

:serious:...was that suppose to be funny:serious:

It's better than this.

:serious:Your Mother!

[Anime_Dude]

It's better than this.

how is that better?

[athrun0017]

okay.. i have a good one..
here goes..
- Yo mamma so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!

[Anime_Dude]

heres one
-ur momma is so fat that when she went to in'n'out,she went in,but she couldnt get out

[Unknown]

how is that better?

It's better in every way.

[athrun0017]

heres one
-ur momma is so fat that when she went to in'n'out,she went in,but she couldnt get out

not bad not bad..
try this one...

- Yo Mamma so fat she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide

[puppetz]

ugh anime dude your a fool.

[DemonJewel]

not bad not bad..
try this one...

- Yo Mamma so fat she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide
i like that one, and better yet that the first time i ever heard it.

[athrun0017]

i like that one, and better yet that the first time i ever heard it.

glad you like it.. did you check out some of the other ones?

[DemonJewel]

Yea, but i have heard most of them

[athrun0017]

Yea, but i have heard most of them

how about this one...
here goes ..
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

[Anime_Dude]

ugh anime dude your a fool.

huh wat? why am i a fool?

[monsoon 10]

huh wat? why am i a fool?

I'm starting to hate you as much as Mr. T hates jibber jabber.

[cupfuel]

oh jeez ewwww, 1,000,000....

Yo momma so old when she was told to act her age she died.

LMAO!!!
that's funny!!
yo momma breath smells so bad, she had to use tic-tacs with batteries. LOL!!!
i kill myself!!:dancing:

[athrun0017]

how about this one..

- your momma is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop!

[cupfuel]

good. this is one i made up, i doubt its funny

yo momma so dumb, they told her to fill the car with gas and she farted in it. LOL!!!
that's funny to me

[animex09]

good. this is one i made up, i doubt its funny

yo momma so dumb, they told her to fill the car with gas and she farted in it. LOL!!!
that's funny to me

OMFG!!!! this retardedass joke made me laugh till my lungs hurt

[cupfuel]

OMFG!!!! this retardedass joke made me laugh till my lungs hurt

LOL i knew it would!!!!!
lol
im laughting now!!
LMOAO!!!

[animex09]

LOL i knew it would!!!!!
lol
im laughting now!!
LMOAO!!!

here are some
yo mama is so stupid, she stole free donuts
yo mama is so dumb that after stilling the donuts, she took them bak cause they had holes in them.

[saprintha]

good. this is one i made up, i doubt its funny

yo momma so dumb, they told her to fill the car with gas and she farted in it. LOL!!!
that's funny to me

that one made me chuckle. it was funnie!

[cupfuel]

i figured it would.
my bro made up a joke too. here it goes

yo momma so dumb, she jumped off the empire state building and said "FLAME ON!!"
LOL

[animex09]

LOL, that was funny too
yo mamas so fat, when i went aroung her i got lost

[saprintha]

i figured it would.
my bro made up a joke too. here it goes

yo momma so dumb, she jumped off the empire state building and said "FLAME ON!!"
LOL

hahah LOL i like that one!

[Orangeii]

good. this is one i made up, i doubt its funny

yo momma so dumb, they told her to fill the car with gas and she farted in it. LOL!!!
that's funny to me

it didnt amused me srry i think i heard of this joke from somewhere.

[cupfuel]

here's another one. uh..
yo momma so stupid, someone said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl. lol

[animex09]

yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

[cupfuel]

it didnt amused me srry i think i heard of this joke from somewhere.

really? i was thinkin HARD on that one.

[Koopaking]

Your mother is so horrid and unconcerned for the fate and intelligence of humanity that she actually went through with your birth and raised you.

[saprintha]

yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

hah:dancing:...that one was amusing.

[cupfuel]

Your mother is so horrid and unconcerned for the fate and intelligence of humanity that she actually went through with your birth and raised you.

here's one.
yo momma so ugly, she need toothpaste to cover her face!
LOL!

[Orangeii]

really? i was thinkin HARD on that one.

hmm o yea my friend said that one at this beach party i never laughed at it though.

[animex09]

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid shYo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
e could trip over a cordless phone

[cupfuel]

hmm o yea my friend said that one at this beach party i never laughed at it though.

well how about this one.

yo momma so dumb, she thought sand was a sprinkle.

i had another one on another page but i'll show it again,
here's another one. uh..
yo momma so stupid, someone said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl. lol

[cupfuel]

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid shYo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
e could trip over a cordless phone

that second and third one made me laugh. lol

yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate said "shit happens"

[Orangeii]

well how about this one.

yo momma so dumb, she thought sand was a sprinkle.

i had another one on another page but i'll show it again,
here's another one. uh..
yo momma so stupid, someone said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl. lol

the second one was amusing.

[animex09]

that second and third one made me laugh. lol

yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate said "shit happens"

LMAO this is good stuff
yo mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade

[cupfuel]

the second one was amusing.

it was?
how bout

yo momma so fat, she went to sizzler's and got a group discount.
lol

[cupfuel]

LMAO this is good stuff
yo mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade

wow!
heheheheheh! aheheheeeheha!! old ass!

yo momma so fat, she bungee-jumped and went straight to hell!
LMAO!!!

[Orangeii]

it was?
how bout

yo momma so fat, she went to sizzler's and got a group discount.
lol

that was sooo funny.

[animex09]

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

[cupfuel]

that was sooo funny.

it was?really? or was u just sayin that.

[Orangeii]

it was?really? or was u just sayin that.

im nice but i was being mean in a GOOD way

[animex09]

wow!
heheheheheh! aheheheeeheha!! old ass!

yo momma so fat, she bungee-jumped and went straight to hell!
LMAO!!!

this was frekin helarious for some reason
Your mom is so fat she farted and blew out the sun

[animex09]

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
LOL!!!

[cupfuel]

im nice but i was being mean in a GOOD way

oh, lol cool
yo momma so fat, she jumped in the water and started a tidal wave

[cupfuel]

this was frekin helarious for some reason
Your mom is so fat she farted and blew out the sun

lol!!

yo momma so skinny, she uses dinner frost for toilet paper.

[animex09]

quit talkin bout my mama!!!!!!

[cupfuel]

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
LOL!!!

my mom is short, not that short! lol
yo momma so ugly she trick or treat on the phone

[cupfuel]

hahah LOL i like that one!

lol
really? me and my bro was doing some marvel jokes.
i think i'll make a thread on that.

[Maydraie]

Yo Mamma sucks at life.

[Acess]

Your Mommy is so old when she Farts Dust comes out...

Your Mommy so fat two guys can be going at her at the sametime and Never Meet..

Your Mommy so Fat when she Hauls ass it takes her two tripes...

Your Mommy so Fat u have to throw Flour on her to find the Wet Spot...

[animex09]

yo mama is so heary that she has afros on her tittys

[Acess]

Your Mommy is so Loses its like throwing a Hot dog down a Hallway...

[Acess]

Your Mommy so Dumb she sat on the tv and watch the couch...

[athrun0017]

Your Mommy so Dumb she sat on the tv and watch the couch...

thats classic!

[a2ng0d]

Your Mother is so Dumb that she Failed her Blood Test.

[AnimeAtack]

Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said 'to be continued..'

[cupfuel]

Your Mother is so Dumb that she Failed her Blood Test.

wow!!!

yo momma so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it cracked.

[shadowmaks]

Here's an old one. You momma went to an ugly contest, they stopped her and said " No professionals allowed."

[cupfuel]

yo mama is so heary that she has afros on her tittys

i heard that one somewhere! LOL never gets old!

yo momma stank so bad, she gotta uses soap with batteries. lol

[cupfuel]

Here's an old one. You momma went to an ugly contest, they stopped her and said " No professionals allowed."

LOL
a killer!

[a2ng0d]

Hahaha i heard the bloodtest one today and laughed myself to tears. XD

[animex09]

yo mama is so old she has her own gravitational pull

[cupfuel]

yo momma so dumb she thought indians live in indiana. lol

[a2ng0d]

yo momma so dumb she thought indians live in indiana. lol

>_>....


ur moms so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

[cupfuel]

lol
i told this joke on page nine, but i'll say it again
yo momma so dumb someone told her to fill the car with gas and she farted in it.
LOL

[Acess]

Your Mommy Pussy is so hair when she wears a SwimSuit it looks like she is trying to smuggle in Chewbacca...

[shadowmaks]

Your momma is so fat that not even jesus can lift her spirit.

[a2ng0d]

ur moms so dumb that she filled an application that said "Please do not sign on the dotted line"....and she wrote "Ok".

[shadowmaks]

Your momma is so fat, that when she went to the bathroom, she brought forth the 4 oceans.

[Dolly]

"Yo mamma so ugly she made a blind kid cry."

"Yo mamma so old she waited tables at the Last Supper."

[cupfuel]

"Yo mamma so ugly she made a blind kid cry."

"Yo mamma so old she waited tables at the Last Supper."

that first one amused me, lol

yo momma so dumb, she thought reality checks give you money.
lol

[Smoking]

Your Mommy So Fat when she Walks out with a Yellow Shirt People Yall at her Taxi Taxi...

[cupfuel]

ooh!!! here's one.
yo momma so dumb she thought fart was an explosive gas. LOL!!!!

[a2ng0d]

Your mother is so dumb that she thought a quarterback was a refund.

[mszjay14]

Yo mama so stupid...she got a peep hole in a glass door.

[FoX66]

Your mother is so old she sat next to Jesus in the third grade!

[mszjay14]

Yo mama is so stupid.....she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

[cupfuel]

Yo mama is so stupid.....she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

XD!!!!

yo momma so stupid, she thought the teletubies were starbursts.

[lemonek]

yo mama is so ugly she put the boogie man outta business

[justblazze]

yo mamma is so fat she keep food in her shirt for later

[lemonek]

yo mama is so fat when she bent over we entered the Daylight Saving Time