who has worse luck than me?

[ziggie]

my first date was a disaster 1st i 4get my wallet then the movie gets sold out so we decided 2 go 4 ice cream after the dates over she decides to lean in 4 kiss i on the other hand have the luck of gettin my rear bit by her dog

[newbsrule]

lol! owned man owned be more prepared next time?

[psychosk8r]

i personally dont have worse luck than you but Corwin sure does. just ask him about it. lol make sure to mention lollies when you ask. lol

sorry Corwin i had to say it. besides you can always get me back with chains.

[archangle]

better luck next time lol

::D:::D:::D:::D:

[Thoza]

well that's cool
auhauhauhauhauha

[Corwin]

yeah I will get you back psychosk8r, that was just a low blow, pun unintended, but yeah man that is horrible luck, but at the very least you know she was at least into you enough that she made a move for the kiss, it could have been a complete bust, at least this way it seems like you still have a chance

[psychosk8r]

lookin forward to it Corwin

and hes right tho at least you know she likes ya enough to kiss ya.

[silkshadow]

hmm i think i take the cake on this one lets see first one i had 2 kids with a girl and she picked me up from work and asked where i wanted to go cause she was hooking up with her x. then this other girl that has 2 more of my kids is seeing me and on x mas day i get a call from my cousin calls me up telling me the chic im seeing is getting married at that moment to another guy

[Corwin]

yeah I think you take the cake there silk, dude all I have to say to you is drink more until you can start forgetting some of that

[ziggie]

never mind ummm ....srry become good friends with alcohol trust me i feel ur pain

[silkshadow]

drinking just makes it worse so i just throw it all away and go day by day but i do have some serious trust issues with girls now.

[1,000,000]

I had the great misfortune to be a F***up. Top that?

[Sun Tzu]

couple years ago in my junior year I went to a debate convention, had a good time, but every night theres a dance. At the dance a girl came up to talk to me, dont remember her name she only said it once.

Leaning in real close she whispered into my ear "im such a slut", grabbed my pants and we preceded to dance. Had I been more experianced this would have sent of alarm bells, I would have just backed away and ran out of the dance, however I decided to run with it.

To make a long story short, I followed her out of the dance, walked around for an hour then took her into a back alley. She then told me she "had a boyfriend" and walked away leaving me to crawl into bed with a terrible case of blue balls. :pissed:

[Crubion]

so she has a bf... you could be her sancho lol =D

[1ninja1]

A few years back, I buy these really expensive concert tickets for a date. The night before the concert, I go to a bachelor party with some friends and hang out til 3:00a.m. Knowing I had to be at work by 7am. I get off of work and decide I'm going to take a short nap before the concert. (I had about 4 hours before the show) When I wake up, I look at the clock, and it's 3:00a.m. again. I never get to the concert, and this woman is truly pissed at me. It was supposed to be our first date, and she was so mad, that she never gave me another chance.

[Missing]

I joined the military as infantry beat that ;) lol