Jokes

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Put your best jokes here.::D:

[Airikan]

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An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine," says the Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" (You're going to love this one!!!)

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when I'm a gonna start?"





Meh. didn't even bother thinkng.:P

[starscream]

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Dam!

[Silverleon]

This thread has already been made a couple of times...

[I'm a Bitch]

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An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine," says the Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" (You're going to love this one!!!)

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when I'm a gonna start?"





Meh. didn't even bother thinkng.:P

roflmas ! that was too funnie !!! :dancing:

[Sarmondia]

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An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine," says the Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" (You're going to love this one!!!)

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when I'm a gonna start?"





Meh. didn't even bother thinkng.:P

Ummm... I don't think that makes 100, wouldn't it be 102, 34 + 34 + 34 = 102?

[Jello]

um, i think its supposed to be 33.3+33.3+33.3=99.9, but it rounds to 100

[tripletres]

Ummm... I don't think that makes 100, wouldn't it be 102, 34 + 34 + 34 = 102?

33 1/3+33 1/3+33 1/3=100. so you fail, good sir

[I'm a Bitch]

Ummm... I don't think that makes 100, wouldn't it be 102, 34 + 34 + 34 = 102?

how did you not get that !? lol ::D:

[am0184]

33 1/3+33 1/3+33 1/3=100. so you fail, good sir

Thank God. I was afraid I'd have to explain it to our failures.

[Sakura47]

your mama is soo fat that when she sat she hit the earth off it orbit

your mama is so fat that when she turned around it was the end off time!!!!!!

[starscream]

your mamma's so fat that her clothes come in two sizes XXXL and OH MY GOD IT'S COMING THIS WAY!

[carolyn07]

This thread has already been made a couple of times...

...i agree!,.♥

[analogZero]

here's one my buddy told me the other day:

a priest is checking into a hotel. He asks to make sure that there's a bible in the room.
the concierge says that it's not a problem, all their rooms come with a complimentary copy of the bible in the bedside drawer.
He then asks the concierge if they can make sure that there's a no alcohol in the minibar of his room.
Again, "not a problem, father. we'll make sure the fridge is free of anything alcoholic"
The priest then asks if they can make sure the porn channel is disabled.
the concierge looks at him and says disgustedly "it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"