Viking

[Koopaking]

So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly out of nowhere this viking comes up to me.

He's like, "Hey let's go pillage a village!"
I'm like, "No way I gots stuff to do!"

So I try to keep walking, but this viking keeps following me around. I went to the store and he was right there following me. I went to get a bite to eat and he's there, right behind me. This viking was really starting to get on my nerves. I went into the No Vikings allowed Antique Emporium and managed to get away from him for a few minutes. But as soon as I walk out, the viking is following me again. I stop, turn around and I'm like,

"Dude! What the heck you want with me you stupid viking!"
The Viking says, "I wanted to go pillage a village!"
And I say "Well I don't wanna, so leave me alone!"

The Viking looks real sad, like I just hurt his feelings pretty badly. He slowly walks away from me. Finally! I picked up a rock and threw it at him.

"Don't come back!"

Man, I hate annoying vikings.

[RetroRob70]

Oh poor viking........not really he got what was coming to him.

*shakes fist at vikings every where*

[athrun0017]

It does make you feel pretty sad for the viking though, why did you get a rock for?.. you should have been.. if you bet me i'll pillage the village with you.. (you know you'll win)

[Gabrieth]

Ah poor viking ^^
They are sticky now days because they don't have as many friends as they use to. before they would pillage a village every day.
So the human thing to do is once in a while help a poor viking pillage a village ^^

[epoc]

KOOPA BAAAAAAAAAAD! :pissed:

[leerock89]

you shoulda had a ninja come in and kill the viking!!!!