evil genie game

[Alrenta]

A person on one of my old sites i run posted this on the boards thought it might be fun to do on this site. Forgive me if there is already a topic on this game tried shifting through the pages but got fed up after page 5:dead:
if there is another one just delete and pretend i was just a figment of your imagination


Way to play: someone makes a wish to the Evil Genie. The next person finds a way to exploit the wish into causing the wisher harm, and posts his own wish. Like this...

First Person
Quote: I wish I had lots of chocolate.

Next Person
Quote: Granted. The Evil Genie give you 1,000 pounds of the world's most delicious chocolate, but leaves it out in the hot sun. You fall into the melted mass and suffocate.

I wish I had a new car.

And so on.

So..... I'll be the first person

i wish i had an infinite supply of tacos!!!!!!

[fazenda]

wish granted, the genie gives them all to you at once and you are squished alive

i wish every time i spend a dollar i get 2 in return.

[Silverleon]

Granted, now each time you spend a dollar they give you a cutout of the number "2" instead of what you bought.

I wish i had the ability to get whatever i wanted whenever i wanted it.

[analogZero]

granted: but it doesn't come with teh lulz.

I wish for a masterful command of the world around me.

[BoneTosser]

Granted : You fall in to an eternal lucid dream.

Wish : I wish for any woman I want to fall helplessly in lust with me

[Nightmare]

Wish granted but, ALL men fall in lust with you and you are trampeled to death by them.

I wish I had a plate of turkey.

[Unknown]

Granted, but the turkey was not cooked and creates mayhem in your home.

I wish I was a trap.

[Beastking]

granted but you look like this > http://wearspartypants.com/images/42-youve-activated-my-trap-card.jpg

I wish I was a muti-millionare!

[saprintha]

Granted,but all the money is fake.

i wish for a time machine.

[Beastking]

granted but it breaks as soon as you try it.
I wish i has super powers.

[saprintha]

Granted, but it's not the power that you wanted.

i wish that i can travel between time.

[analogZero]

granted: you get stuck in the eighties...good luck.

I wish I had delicious cookies that couldn't possibly have anything wrong with them.

[quietchat]

Granted, but then we'd have to quit the game.

I wish that I could get behind the scenes of a porno film.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted, but it's a guy on guy porno film.

I wish all stupid people dropped off the face of the earth.

[atomsk]

granted, but everyone is stupid and your all alone with a bunch of nerds have fun

wish: http://buttersafe.com/comics/2008-12-11-ThreeWishes.jpg

[fazenda]

granted but they are all brought back by gravity

i wish for 100 anime channels on my tv that are all English subbed.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted, but they only play one anime: Peach Girl

I wish I had a fancy sports car.

[Silverleon]

Granted you get a Golf Cart ;)
I wish i had super speed.

[am0184]

Wish granted, but then u run smack into a cliff side

I wish i wasn't sick. (i has da flu)

[analogZero]

granted: but you get small pox the next day

I wish for a plate of spaghetti

[am0184]

Wish granted, but its the flying spaghetti monster.

I wish I never had to pay for gas.

[Lince]

Granted, your car explodes at the next gas station you get to, and kills everyone.

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted whenever.

[fazenda]

granted, you look at the sun and think "i wounder"

i wish to be able to completely control the air around me

[Beastking]

granted but you get mad blow away!
I wish I had my dreams could come true!

[fazenda]

granted, you watch dawn of the dead before going to sleep and kill us all

i wish i could control what is on all the channels on tv.

[Beastking]

granted...wait...its called Tivo/DVR!
i wish i had alot of Ice-cream!!

[Lince]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to eat any of it.

I wish I could have unlimited wishes.

[dark samma]

the sammarai is here lol

[analogZero]

granted: but now dark sammarai's here...wait.

I wish I didn't have to correct the erroneous post above me.

[am0184]

Granted, but you have to correct the post of some other noob now

I wish I was the ultimate Kung-fu Master!!!

[Lince]

Granted, but then you get shot in the head and die.

[am0184]

What? No wish? U tryin to kill the thread?

I wish I was bulletproof.

[Lince]

Granted, but you're still not "hit-by-a-car" proof.

I wish I could remember to post a wish.

[am0184]

You do, but by the time u do, its time for someone else's turn.

I wish i was the INVINCIBLE KUNG-FU MASTER!!! MUAHAHAH-*cough, choke, sputter*

[Lince]

Why yes. Yes you are here.

I wish I knew what he was talking about.

[SkY93]

granted:its dog pooh

i wish i had a job

[Lince]

Granted, you're job is being dog poo. :P

I wish I was awesome.

[am0184]

Granted, ur awsome at FAIL

I wish the moon was made of cheese XD!

[Lince]

Granted, then it melts and we all die somehow.

I wish I could think of a wish that doesn't hurt me.

[am0184]

Wish granted, but you can ONLY think of it.

I wish i could set fire to anything i wanted.

[Lince]

Granted. Now when you want something, it gets lit on fire.

I wish I was immortal.

[am0184]

U forgot ur wish again, lol

I wish Lince would stop forgetting to post a wish.

[Lince]

Granted! See, I didn't. And now you're wrong.

I wish someone would answer my wish.

[am0184]

Wish granted, F*** YOU!!! (i'm kidding, that would be mean lol)

I wish i was so smart i didn't need to go to school.

[sammarai]

i wish the sammarai is here

[am0184]

WTF? first the gin dude, now the sammarai person? look, if ur gonna post at least follow the GAME!!!

I wish people didn't do stupid stuff like that.

[analogZero]

granted, but you have to correct the post above...correct through physical discipline!

I wish my clothes were made of blankets and the whole world was one big bed.

[Lince]

Granted, but now there is no water or food and everyone dies.

I wish I could sleep better.

[am0184]

Wish granted, you fall into a never ending sleep

I wish i could bend people to my will.

[Lince]

Granted. Now you can teleport people to where your written will is.

I wish I could talk to animals. (including humans)

[minato2085]

Granted, but they will curse you out instead :fruit:
i wish i had every sexy anime girl on the planet ::D:

[Silverleon]

Granted, but none of them like you and beat you up.
I wish i was immune to all and any desease.

[fazenda]

granted, all the immunities in your body gang up all at once and recognize each other as a threat and have a war in your body, which makes you die a slow death

i wish for an internet connection that never laggs.

[Lince]

Granted, but your computer doesn't. You're connected pretty darn well though.

I wish I could shoot lazers out of my eyes at will.

[analogZero]

granted, but they come out the back of your eyes.

I wish I had a blimp...the non combustible kind.

[Beastking]

granted, but someone shoots it down.
i wish i had super-strength!

[saprintha]

Granted, but you get taken down by the military for being a threat to the world.

I wish i can do magic.

[Beastking]

granted...oh wait WITCH!!!!
i wish i had all the pleasures of the world (like money, candy etc.)

[saprintha]

Granted, but it all bites you back in the butt when you run out.

i wish to have the power of telekinesis.

[Beastking]

granted...oh no headache! you destroy everything including yourself
i wish i had infinite wishes!!

[Jello]

wish granted: you become mad with power and get sniped by a person from a group that is completely against you and your power

i wish to be good at everything

[Beastking]

granted, your still not better than me.
i wish i was immortal!!

[Lince]

Granted, but you're immortal alone on the moon!

I wish I had a perfectly safe and delicious cookie and could eat it.

[BoneTosser]

Granted : but now all you can eat for the rest of your days is cookies

I wish for the universe to rewrite reality to my ever whim

[analogZero]

granted, but the universe is dyslexic and doesn't write very well...reality turns out mutated to your desires.

I wish to wish.

[Lince]

Granted, but you only had one wish.

I wish all my food tasted good.

[BoneTosser]

Granted : but you find your self with food poisoning after eating rotten tacos that tasted good.

I wish to be a God of Anime, Manga, and Video Games

[Lince]

Granted, but now you're SOO geeky, even all the other fans won't talk to you. :P

[BoneTosser]

Granted, but now you're SOO geeky, even all the other fans won't talk to you. :P
Oh well. I can deal with that. You forgot your wish though.....As the God of Anime, Manga and Video Games I grant you every video game, anime, and manga that will ever exist, with out the ability to read watch or play them... I never said I'd be a nice God!

I wish for the ability to make animes real

[Lince]

Granted, but the world keeps being attacked by aliens and crap.

I wish I would stop forgetting to post wishes.

[Unknown]

Granted, but now you can't stop posting.

I wish I had a raptor as a pet.

[BoneTosser]

Granted : it gets hungry and eats you

I wish to never need to do anything but what I want, when I want, and all ways have the means to do so.

[Beastking]

granted someone finds out and gets jealous....and kills you
i wish i could control Tigers!!!

[Gin86]

I want a saber tooth tiger and it has to shoot lasers out of it's mouth

[Lince]

Good for you. You and beasty can both get vaporized by teh lazers. (You dont control LASERS Beasty)

I wish I could get Gin to post correctly.

[Silverleon]

Sorry, that is impossible even with the magic of the most powerful genie :/
I wish mi could survive in space and my body be so strong i could a withsatnd super novas

[am0184]

Wish granted, then you get AIDS and die of a cold XD!

I wish i always get A+s in school w/o even trying.

[Lince]

Granted, but outside of school you're as dumb as a brick.

I wish I had full good rep. :P

[Beastking]

granted but everyone secretly hates you
i wish i could control Tigers!! *my old wish wasnt granted*

[Lince]

Granted, but now you don't have control of anything else!

I wish the next wish would get granted without anything bad happening.

[Orangeii]

Granted: but it's oposite day.
I wish I could live in a different life.

[am0184]

Granted, but its the 24 hour life of a fly.

I wish homework didn't exist.

[Beastking]

granted....you are now officially retarded...
i wish i was the smartest person on Earth while still being able to stay cool!!

[am0184]

Granted, you're the ONLY person on earth (everyone else moved to mars because the world's gonna blow up XD!)

I wish people'd stop destroying the environment.

[Beastking]

granted but now they are taking it out on you
i wish i knew every language!!

[am0184]

Granted, but ur , medically speaking, a vegetable.

I wish...uhhh...I wish was so amazing, bad things didn't happen to me.

[Alrenta]

granted but neither good or bad things happen and your life becomes mundane and boring
and you begin to question life its self

i wish for a ferret

[Beastking]

granted but he dies...(nice one up there)
i wish i had all the money a person could have!!

[Silverleon]

Granted, you get all the money of A bum.
I wish i wish i was a fish.

[BoneTosser]

Granted : but your stuck in the middle of death valley. You become fish jerky.

I wish to never need to eat, sleep, or drink ever again.

[Lince]

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I was dead. :O

[BoneTosser]

Granted : your dead, brain dead. And the orderly is Buck he's here to.......

I wish to be the first person to be cloned

[am0184]

Granted, but ur clone pretends to be u and makes ur life miserable then eventually kills u.

I wish i never got headaches(migraines too).

[Nightmare]

granted instead you get tumors.

I wish to be over 9000!

[Silverleon]

Granted, your body has decayed, your body barely functions, you're in complete agony, and can't even move, yet you manage to be 9k ys old.
I wish i could vanish anyone i wanted)(Vanish as in making them stop existing).
And it doesn't affect me, even if i wanted it to.

[Nightmare]

granted, but every time you vanish someone a mountain teleports just above your head and crushes you.

[Silverleon]

granted, but every time you vanish someone a mountain teleports just above your head and crushes you.

1. That made no sense
2. You forgot to post the next wish...
I wish i could vanish people like the one who posted above...
(without mountains crushing me... *rolls eyes*)

[Nightmare]

Granted you then get attacked by
http://www.cold-moon.com/images/Motivators/Equipment/Bear%20Cavalry.jpg
I wish for tacos.

[Lince]

Granted, but the tacos were stolen from Alrenta. :D

I wish I could do anything without bad consequences.

[Alrenta]

more taco theives?!?!?:scaried:

granted but the wish effects everybody, and the world transends into chaos

i wish that there were no more "no skateboarding signs" and i can skate anywhere and everywhere

[BoneTosser]

Granted : But now you fall and break you leg every time you get off your skateboard.

I wish for perfect contentment for everyone

[saprintha]

(hehe i had to look up what contentment mean.)
Granted, but there will be chaos since everyone have different levels of satisfaction.

i wish for pangea to form again.

[-.Shiki.-]

Wish granted. But...uhm... forget about it, it would be a chaos anyways xDD

I wish I can teleport.

[saprintha]

Granted, but half of you is teleported and the other half stays.

i wish for super natural powers.

[minato2085]

Wish granted. But you'll run smack middle in a wall.

i wish evil like sephiroth

[BoneTosser]

Granted : Cloud and his friends show up and kick your a$$

I wish for an Eva of my own.

[Unknown]

Granted, but you get it in scraps.

I wish for an unlimited amount of legal/legitimate money.

[fazenda]

granted, your bank goes out of business

I wish for a good paycheck with no job.

[BoneTosser]

Granted : you now receive welfare. Enjoy living on $500(us) a month.

I wish for the moon to explode!! Ha, try and mess that one up.

[-.Shiki.-]

Granted, but eventually the meteoric rests of the moon will fall on the earth and extinguish the human race as if we were cockroaches =3

I wish I had super reflexes ^^

[analogZero]

You do, but people think you have twitches and you're forced to go on medication to calm your nerves.

I wish I had something to do right now...

[am0184]

Wish granted, you could post on my Peeps thread XD!...no, seriously ;)

I wish the evil genie was bad at being evil.

[Unknown]

Granted, he is no longer good at being evil that he gets fired from the evil genie department and an even worse genie takes his place.

I wish for all my problems to go away.

[analogZero]

done: but new ones start to pile up shortly after. it was a nice moment though.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[nosophoros]

granted,but the fish killed you instead

I wish I didnt have to work today

[am0184]

Granted, you have to babysit screaming, barfing babies.

I wish I didn't have to do chores.

[analogZero]

done: you're put on manual labour detail instead.

I wish it was worthwhile to go outside today.

[am0184]

Granted. It already is, you'll just never notice.

I wish I was a samurai master

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But you're killed during battle against someone better.

I wish I had some hardcore yaoi manga.

[moffetto]

wish granted, but all of them burn the next day
wish: had a game system that could play any game

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But only the worst games play the best.

I wish AF would quit dying.

[fazenda]

granted, but all the life comes from idiots pretending to be gangstaz

I wish for more cash and turns in the army game.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But it's taken the moment you get it.

I wish I didn't suck at the army game.

[Nightmare]

granted you are the bet player ever at the army game, but the game is reset and you lose all your skills.

I wish for geass

[analogZero]

granted:
http://www.wellwood.com.au/images/geese3a.jpg

I wish for a new cup to replace to one I broke.

[Beastking]

granted!! but you break it as well
i wish there were more games in the forums!

[Unknown]

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish for more onigiris -->:hands:

[Beastking]

granted...but you cant use them
i wish people stopped trying to win against me in the forum games...im gonna win anyway!

[Unknown]

Granted, everyone gets kicked out of every forum game except you, you are the only one able to play. You are all alone :(

I wish gif images would work on my avatar.

[Beastking]

granted...you are just banned from the site
i wish i had a super power

[saprintha]

Granted, but you can't control it.

i wish to be immortal.

[analogZero]

sure thing: but you still grow older and older and older.

I wish for unlimited cookies!

[fazenda]

granted, but you can't have any milk

I wish for a 15'foot deep pool in my backyard.

[Beastking]

granted...you drown
i wish i had all my fav movies! (on DVD)

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But all the DVD's are scratched up to the point of no use.

I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said, "LOL".

[analogZero]

granted: you get nickel poisoning. take this:
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

I wish I was super man only more powerful in every way.

[quietchat]

Granted, but all of your foes get the same treatment and you get kicked out of the Justice League.

I wish I had every videogame and console in existance.

[saprintha]

Granted, but they are all broken.

i wish to have all of my favorite manga series.

[SmokedBoo]

granted: you get nickel poisoning. take this:
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

I wish I was super man only more powerful in every way.
This is payback for laughing at your peep problem isn't it?

Granted: But it's only one book for each series.

I wish analogZero would agree with me all the time.

[quietchat]

Granted but nobody else will.

I wish for a better tasting rubbing alcohol.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But it is still ill advised to actually consume it.

I wish I was a superhero.

[analogZero]

granted: but you get kicked out of the justice league too, for stealing pens.

I wish it was time for dessert.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But it's prunes for dessert.

I wish this cold would die already. ><

[analogZero]

granted.










croak

[SmokedBoo]

granted.










croak

If there was an image there I can't see it. :P

[analogZero]

no image, I killed it. wish granted.
but you revived it. can you not even agree with yourself?

I wish for agreement amongst all!

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: but now we can't argue and give each other cheeky comebacks.

I wish analog hadn't of guessed my riddle so quickly.

[analogZero]

granted: but I took it to the cleaners regardless.

I wish smokedboo hadn't got mine so quick either. (totally cheated)

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But then I couldn't have posted a new one. (and did not)

I wish I could go home after school.

[aezgaga]

Granted : But it burn with you inside



I wish I could be super intelligent

[analogZero]

granted: but your head blows up trying to deal with how stupid people are in comparison

I wish for eternal sunshine!

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But you don't have any sunscreen.

I wish for the snow to melt.

[analogZero]

granted: aren't you glad I wished for that eternal sunshine now?

I wish I hadn't had what I had for breakfast...ugh.

[quietchat]

Granted but you just created global flooding.

I wish for 2100 bottles of beer on the wall.

[analogZero]

granted, but one fell down. now there's only 2099 bottles of beer on the wall

I wish the park across the street wasn't full of a winter's worth of dog poop.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But it all the poop is in your yard.

I wish I had a camera.

[analogZero]

granted: but it's built into a pen and is lost easily.

I wish for tinted windows

[lee matsu]

granted: but there to dark you crash into a head on collision an die as ur body flies out the car ....

i wish to have no wish :P

[analogZero]

granted: but that was a wish... ... ... head explodes

I wish for my head back

[quietchat]

Granted but it still has an ugly explosion mark

I wish for an extra manthong.

[lee matsu]

granted: but that was a wish... ... ... head explodes

I wish for my head back

is that possible "FUCKEN EVIL GENIE ":scaried:

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: You owe me a lap dance.

I wish for a lap dance from Quiet.

[quietchat]

Granted, but then you also have to get a lapdance from Lee Matsu.

I wish for cookies and cream.

[lee matsu]

Granted, but then you also have to get a lapdance from Lee Matsu.

.

i like this :hands:

[analogZero]

granted: you get cooked cream though. sorry, the evil genie must've heard you wrong

I wish for a slice of sour cherry pie

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But you have to lick off of me. (...might not be a bad idea)

I wish for release. (lol)

[Beastking]

granted....but im not going into to details...(LOL)
i wish i wasnt bored

[Silverleon]

Granted, you're not "bored" anymore, you're "Beastking" ::D:
I wish what the next person to post wishes

[Beastking]

dude...that was so cheating! LOL
granted!! which means my wish will come true!! MUAHAHAHA!! (MY WISH WAS > "i wish i can control Tigers") so *snaps fingers* yea!!

[am0184]

Tigers, but not the SWAT Team XD! (i dunno, i come up w/ random crap)

I wish my friend would grow an afro.

[Beastking]

granted...he not your friend for much longer!
i wish...i dunno i was rich?! (keep it simple)

[am0184]

Wish granted, but you get AIDS and die of a cold. How sad...

I wish Beastking would come back to life.

[Beastking]

granted...he seeks revenge and kills you
i wish he cant get revenge on me ^

[am0184]

Wish granted, I still come back to life, but someone else beats me to the chase. *DUH DUH DUHHHH!!!*

I wish my PS2 worked.

[Beastking]

granted...wait...get a damn PS3!! (evil genie)
i wish i can win all my bets!

[analogZero]

Granted: But you have to lick off of me. (...might not be a bad idea)
I'd ask for a scoop of ice cream too, but I think it just melted...

granted: but all bets are off

I wish for a cup of tea...hey there it is! good job next poster.

[am0184]

Thats right, drink your "tea". *zips up fly* XD!

I wish the environment would save itself.

[quietchat]

Granted: Humans are now extinct.

I wish to take back a wish I don't like.

[lee matsu]

granted: but it makes no sense to the genie so he gives u a baby goat to raise and breast feed
i wish i was so not kool

[saprintha]

Granted, now you are flaming hot.

i wish for a magic wand.

[quietchat]

Granted: You look fruity with it.

I wish for Russkie to make a grand appearance in this thread.

[analogZero]

granted: wait for it...

I wish my tea didn't taste so funny.

[SmokedBoo]

I'd ask for a scoop of ice cream too, but I think it just melted...

granted: but all bets are off

I wish for a cup of tea...hey there it is! good job next poster.

It did, and I'm getting sticky...

Granted: It now went from funny to disgusting.

I wish for coconut cake.

[analogZero]

granted: you get cake with an entire coconut inside. like at birthday parties when they bake loose change into the cake. And you wonder why you got that nickel poisoning...
free scoop of ice cream on the house...oops, it melted again.

I wish for a fresh baked loaf of bread to be waiting for me every morning. mmm

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But your expected to pay for it every morning.

I wish for some oreo cookies.

[analogZero]

granted, but somebody already separated them and licked out the cream...I don't know who...what!?

I wish for x ray specs.

[quietchat]

Granted: They work exactly like an X-Ray: The only thing you can see are a person's bones, and unless they happen to wear lead all the time, they now have radiation poisoning. And it can't see through inorganic tissue either, so you'd still have to look into a building through the window.

I wish for more porno.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: http://www.animefuel.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=1458&pictureid=16821

I wish for a very important position. (in a non-sexual, if you please) >.>

[quietchat]

Granted. You are now leader of the United Self Confinment Group (Paradox!!)

I wish for all the powers on this list (Should be the easiest thing to respond to EVAR!!)

http://beta.cracked.com/article_17185_7-awesome-super-powers-ruined-by-science.html

[analogZero]

nice
granted: you get "metaphorically slapped in the face by Isaac Newton's penis."

I wish my back wasn't sore.

[Alrenta]

granted, as the back ache subsides you get a splitting headache

i wish for sugar a plum fairy (god knows what i am thinking right now)

[SmokedBoo]

Granted:
http://www.banjokazooie.info/images/characters/brentilda.jpg

I wish for a Nintendo DSi.

[analogZero]

granted, but the camera doesn't work. tough luck

I wish for a radiator that actually radiates heat.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But you'll be wishing it didn't, for the power it generates to make the heat blows the fuse and your electricity bill skyrockets.

I wish for the cosmos to stay together even if me and analog happen to agree on something.

[Beastking]

granted...but you dont get to live long enough to see it happen
i wish i can read peoples mind!

[analogZero]

granted: what am I thinking?

I wish you didn't have to hear that filthy, filthy thought. now we're both sullied.

[am0184]

Granted, ur now thinking about wat happened last time i answered ur wish.

I wish I could teleport to my chosen destinations.

[analogZero]

granted: you teleport to the peeps thread. enjoy your death trap!

I wish phones didn't exist
< hates the telephone.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But then you wouldn't be able to photograph me. That incident shall not be forgotten.

I wish for analog's digital underwear.

[analogZero]

granted: set to negative one...ie. stolen...don't mind that stain...

I wish to be able to sleep all through tomorrow.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But you'll wake up to a very full bladder.

I wish for more Welch's strawberry-kiwi juice.

[lee matsu]

granted: he pours it directly into your mouth and you choke as your stomach explodes :P

i wish people would be nicer on animefuel .com forums ;p

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But the cosmos has now crumbled into nothingness.

I wish there was something good for luch on campus today.

[lee matsu]

granted: .....its going to be a mystery ...tun tun !!!

i wish nerds get all the girls

[minato2085]

granted: but all the girls looked like guy sensei from naruto
i wish i had motoko kusunagi for a girlfriend :dancing:

[aezgaga]

Granted - But she turn crazy and kill you


I wish to look like rock lee from naruto XD

[analogZero]

Granted...you look like a freakish goon, but lack the talent and motivation to make you cool like (b)rock(o)lee

I wish my cat would stop coming in my room to lick his fur off...it sounds like a sloppy bj.

[Beastking]

granted....wait....wtf is going on on over there!
I wish i understood wth is going on over there...(on second thought...maybe not)

[am0184]

Granted, you do and you really don't like it, nor can you think of anything else!

I wish i had some more funny motivators.

[analogZero]

granted: here you go
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/flclshirt/catonass.jpg

I wish I had more clothes on...why am I only wearing pants?..it's cold...

[wi_sam]

Granted: you're wearing your digital underwear, on your head, AND they are set to +6.

I want a Big Mac.

[analogZero]

granted, you get a forty foot tall scottish man...his digital underwear are set to -6...you're in trouble.

I wish I could get handsome devil by the smiths out of my head. 5 days now!!!

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: Here ya go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM

I wish to get THAT song out of my head. 5 days as well. -.-

[analogZero]

granted, but you're still stuck in the conga line

I wish tea didn't go through you so fast.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: it now just settles in your stomach, making it to where you don't feel hungry.

I wish for more Skittles.

[analogZero]

granted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUJ4uorYPoY

I wish the next poster to continue the series made by the last 5 posts (including this one)

[SmokedBoo]

Granted, bub. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEsqELX5e4o&feature=related

I wish for analogZero to go to bed and not bother posting til 5:00 tomorrow.

[animaniac]

granted......but she/he sets his clock to a different GMT.

I wish no one could wish , no one could destroy wishes, and no one could grant wishes but me

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: How does it feel to be asked for something every second of every minute of every hour of everyday of every week of ever month of every year........

I wish for more wishes!!

[animaniac]

huh???

granted, but your wish is limited to one and only about cats.

I wish that everyone except me would shut up and not talk,chat,or do anything until my say so.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But then you'll feel like you're talking to yourself when no else answers.

I wish for a million bucks.

[animaniac]

well now you can't know how I feel.

Granted, you get 1 million "buck"ets

I wish no one would post in this thread after this post until I say so.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: Oops....

I wish for sleep. *yawns*

[AkiTorrien]

Granted but your bed has became very uncomfortable

I wish for another puppy

[animaniac]

granted but you get one with no limbs eyes, nose, mouth, and looks like a potato

I wish no wish would be granted other than my wishes.

[analogZero]

granted. but let's just see if I can exercise futility

I wish smoked boo hadn't predicted my post time so well...5:09pm...damn.

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: Who are you again?

I wish for JellyBelly jelly beans.

[Beastking]

granted...your not hungry anymore
i wish for my Anime to last longer!

[animegurl7]

granted-but it never ends,you die from lake of nutrition from always staring at the computer/TV and you never find out how that guy dies
wish-i wish i could sing on stage with my favorite techno group the medic droid

[wi_sam]

Granted: you sucked.
I wish I had a Meerkat and an owl as pets.

[Beastking]

me 2...granted...they kill you
i wish i had the prettiest kitty ever!! (i dont have a cat yet)

[BoneTosser]

Granted : But it's to lazy to use the litter box so your parents make you get rid of it.

I wish to be able to control small mammals like cats, small dogs, rats, ferrets, skunks.....with my mind

[Beastking]

granted...they all turn on you...
i wish i could have a free piggy-back ride on Shammu!!!!

[lee matsu]

granted : but the genie uses me as your piggy ;p so hold on lets ride

i wish i wasn't used as a piggy back ride ;p

[Beastking]

granted....it was kinda weird anyways...
i wish i could buy Shammu!!

[lee matsu]

granted: but it rums away
i wish i was kool ;p wait no no i wish for new undies;p

[Beastking]

granted....oh no! they got holes in em'!!
i wish for the softest socks ever!!

[lee matsu]

granted: there pink with lil cute fluffy bunny all over them
..
i wish for NEW undies ..."how could new undies have holes in them ???

[Beastking]

lol...(evil genie) granted...the are stolen!
i like pink....and i love bunnies!! what kind of a evil genie are you!? lol jk jk
i wish for...the best headphones ever!!

[lee matsu]

granted: brought to you by "best buy" with a warrenty muaahhahaahah for one day

i wish for a cup of warm coffee

[Beastking]

granted! but it sucks!
i wish for a life time warrenty on those headphones!

[lee matsu]

granted: but you need to pay an extra fee of ..tun tun tun .."one million dollars" -"doctor evil pose"


wait wait .. i almost forgot my wish ..hmp ... i wish for a new guitar

[Beastking]

granted! its not the one you wanted (its some cheap lil one)
i wish for...the powers of Super-man!

[BlueRocks9]

granted,but you don't know how to use them.

i wish i had a mansion

[Beastking]

granted...there is a flood....and...bye bye mansion!
i wish to be able to use his powers!

[revwest]

Granted but only in your mind now that you have been placed inside an asylum.

I wish for Twinkies.

[BoneTosser]

Granted : but your sick of Twinkies

I wish to be the most intelligent being that will ever exist.

[tripletres]

Granted : But there is so much that your brain can't take it... *pop*!

I wish for a talking dog that was under my command

[BoneTosser]

Granted : He never shuts up though......

I wish for a credit card with no limit and I never have to pay it back

[tripletres]

Granted : But it is illegal and you get caught when you first try to use it and get either A.) Prison for Life, or B.) Death Penalty. You Choose.

I wish for an un-evil genie