evil genie game

[lee matsu]

granted : genie "laughs" slaps u on the side of your head and tells you ... your "funny"

i wish people will smile more often ;p

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: but they all have rotten teeth.

I wish I could do ventriloquism.

[Dark_Angel]

Granted: But the puppet steals your voice.

I wish Boo would visit more often.

[revwest]

Granted but you have been banned.

I wish for world peace.

[BoneTosser]

Granted : the world is at peace. All weapons have been destroyed. And every one is happy. Then aliens show up and enslave us all.

I wish for Magnetos' Asteroid M

[Beastking]

granted! the pixies steal em'!
i wish i could control time!

[revwest]

Granted: You have a watch you can change time on.

I wish to be more creative. :P

[aezgaga]

granted - now you can't do thing in the good way...



I wish that they won't be any ass member on AF ¬¬

[analogZero]

granted...cya

ps. burn...jk

I wish work would do itself.

[revwest]

Granted. You're unemployed and loose all power/water/food/shelter. No anime for you.

I wish for a paid vacation of my choosing.

[Beastking]

granted! war breaks out where you go!
i wish i could control time (not by a watch or clock)

[revwest]

Granted but you can only go forward leaving behind everything you know.

I wish I could figure out what I want to do if I ever grow up.

[Beastking]

granted! but you dont get to do that
i wish for my time

[revwest]

Granted: you obsession with time causes you to be killed by jumping to a war zone when shifting times on the first try.

I wish I had a teddy bear.

[Beastking]

granted....wait..wth! gimme back my bear!
i wish i had pet monkey!! (one of the lil ones)

[revwest]

granted: it flings poo on you every day and bites you often

I wish for someone else to cook

[Beastking]

granted! he doesnt wash his hands
i wish for some soup...oh wait granted! mmmmm

[revwest]

I wish I may I wish I might wish upon a star tonight.

[Beastking]

.......and thats when i draw the line! bye!
i wish for better posts.....

[analogZero]

Granted. analog's here!

I wish for more enlightenment from jimminy cricket up there.

[Beastking]

granted...i got your enlightenment right here *curls up hand into a fist*
i wish for "real" better post

[analogZero]

granted: I guess you're jimminy

I wish the evil genie would realize the error of his ways.

[tripletres]

granted, but the genie doesn't care.

I wish for some pancakes

[analogZero]

granted: there's no butter or syrup available

I wish I could teleport

[Beastking]

granted you teleport into a wall
i wish my future wishes cant be messed up!

[revwest]

granted: your future wishes will not be however you live in the here and now therefore future is tomorrow. As Annie said the sun will come out tomorrow but we live in TODAY.

I wish I had some better music.

[zanjii]

Granted - you get the best music playing right now but its so loud it blows ur ears off
i wish to be turned into a chibi

[revwest]

Granted: You are now a very short person and placed in circus as a freak.

I wish I had valid reason to get out of this lunch meeting.

[zanjii]

Granted - you got a reason to get out of todays lunch meeting but you got another 3 lunch meetings in the next 3 days
i wish i had some pepsi right now... ^^

[revwest]

You now have the French terrorist from the Simpson's episode that Homer always called Pepsi.

I wish I had better responses :-D

[Beastking]

granted! now get the hell out! lol jk jk
i wish i had some juice

[analogZero]

granted: it's bass juice, processed by a super bass-o-matic 76.

I wish I had more french toast

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: But it's cold and hard.

I wish I had some food. :wave:

[revwest]

Granted: Your dog is dead and on a plate in front of you.

I wish I had a better job.

[analogZero]

granted: it's the same job somewhere else with $0.02 more per hour

I wish I'd had a proper razor when I shaved this morning...it burns

[jessy]

granted:but it`s to proper everyone wants it and kill you for it.

i wish my boyfriend would breakup with me.

[BlueRocks9]

granted;but you get another one that's worse

i wish i had a privite jet

[jessy]

granted:but then it explodes with you on

i wish i had a big screen tv

[BlueRocks9]

granted but you lose the warrenty and it breaks

i wish i had a limo

[Airikan]

Granted but you get so close your eyes burn off.

I wish I was... umm.... I wish for some.........................................this is hard.. Umm, I wish I had some ramen. Not cold with water....Please.::D:



Meh.

[Airikan]

granted but you lose the warrenty and it breaks

i wish i had a limo

Granted but it got stolen.:P Same wishes. sorry.




Meh.

[BlueRocks9]

np,granted but the driver crashes it into a train

i wish i had a soda

[jessy]

granted:but the soda is expired

i wish i had 22 years old

[BlueRocks9]

granted but your gonna have to pay alot of bills

i wish ihad the power of invisability

[jessy]

granted:but when your walking in the road no one see's you and a car run's over you


i wish i had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich warm and toasty

[BlueRocks9]

granted but it's burned

i wish i had a swimming pool

[BoneTosser]

Granted : But it is empty and you can't find a hose to fill it.

I wish for a pack of cigarettes.

[revwest]

Granted: Lung cancer kills you in 24 hours

I wish I had more time

[BoneTosser]

Granted : Time freezes for every one but you. And you can't unfreeze time

I wish for a new life

[BlueRocks9]

granted but it's worse than your first life

i wish i had ice cream

[Airikan]

granted but it gives you brain damage do to brain freeze. ( I'm being creative here. I was thinking of saying, it melts, but...yea.)

I wish I had wishes.

Meh.

[jessy]

granted: but too many you where tired of them and you wished your head will explode

i wish i meet naruto

[BlueRocks9]

granted but he's not what you expected

i wish my spring break would last longer than it did

BTW good job airikan

[jessy]

granted:but it's to long you died of boringness

i wish i would go to japan again

[Beastking]

granted: every there hates you
i wish ppl stopped trying to beat me in the forum games! *its useless*

[BlueRocks9]

granted they stopped trying because someone had already beaten you

i wish i was a pro at volleyball

[jessy]

granted but someone killed to be better than you

i wish there was less school hours

[animegurl7]

granted- they are only 6 mins and you don't learn anything so you end up working at Popeye's for a living
i wish i was a music master

[Sarmondia]

Granted - Though people harvest your brain to find out what makes you so music masterful. (OK yeah that was stupid... but hey, original right?)

I wish I was an un-killable un-loophole...able salmon-boy.

[analogZero]

granted: a bear snatches you out of the river and while feasting on you, you don't die and must endure excruciating pain and agony as you're turned into poop.

I wish I was a bear.

[jessy]

granted:an elefant comes and squishes you


i wish that there will be no night

[analogZero]

granted: there's two suns and their relative proximity to one another causes them to gravitate toward one another...earth is stuck in between. hope you like it hot.

I wish my teeth were self brushing.

[zanjii]

Granted - but your teeth are continually brushed 24/7 non stop
i wish a bag of chips right now

[revwest]

Granted: They are stale and wet.

I wish I had some good coffee. (It's still before noon)

[analogZero]

granted: you have to drink it off the floor though

I wish I didn't have to clean out my cat's litter box.

[animex09]

granted: now the mess is all over your carpet

I wish I was a professional soccer player

[revwest]

Granted: You are the professional water boy

I wish I had better choices for lunch

[Beastking]

granted: that still doesnt mean they dont suck.
i wish my headache would go away

[revwest]

Granted: Guillotine method implemented. You are dead.

I wish for a better web experience

[animex09]

granted: *throws spiders on you*

I wish I had the fastest car around

[revwest]

Granted: It's the fastest matchbox car there is.

I wish someone would hurt the 'spammers' from earlier

[analogZero]

granted: they called them names and used colourful language to hurt their feelings.

I wish hot pizza wouldn't burn the roof of your mouth, so you could eat it right away.

[revwest]

Granted: Mouth is covered with thermal coating. Can't taste ANYTHING or tell WTF your eating.

I wish I did not ahve to sit in traffic.

[starscream]

Granted you have to stand in traffic on a segway
I wish I had defeated Megatron

[Sarmondia]

Granted: You defeat Megaton by using a bomb in your body, hence killing you too.

I wish I was a Salmon-Boy didn't need water, didn't need air, always watched anime I think is good, and couldn't be killed.

[jessy]

granted:but a big shark that does not need water comes and eats you

i wish i had a drink

[BlueRocks9]

granted but it's the one you hate the most

i wish more people would get on

[Airikan]

Granted: They leave 5 seconds later

I wish I could know what to wish for.:P



Meh.

[BlueRocks9]

granted but them you forget 2 seconds later

i wish i had cherries

[starscream]

Granted 4 50 year old virgins show up
I wish I could quit smoking

[Sarmondia]

Granted: You die of Lung Cancer

I wish I could make an uberly epic signature for the forums contests...

[revwest]

Granted: It's FU**ING AWESOME!! But won't upload for anyone to ever see.

I wish I had something cute, cuddly and completely harmless

[starscream]

Granted you are given a dead bunny but catch the haunta virus from it and die.
I wish Mega Video didn' have a time limit

[Beastking]

granted! but now you have to pay to watch it!
i wish for the best headphones eva!!

[animex09]

granted: you got two large speakers attached to your ears.

I wish I had the fastest computer around

[starscream]

Granted: It appears and runs out the door
I wish I had a blueberry muffin

[animex09]

granted: you choke on a blueberry and die

I wish I could live forever

[am0184]

Granted, u get captured by Nazis and are painfully experimented on, then they just torture you when they're done.

I wish I had something tasty for breakfast.

[Beastking]

granted: who ever made it didnt wash their hands
i wish i could get my "bunny" now!!! this is the bunny > http://img.tomshardware.com/us/2007/02/09/valentines-day-2007-buyers-guide/nabaztag_animation.gif

[starscream]

Granted: but it causes the entire site to crash
I wish I had a robotic maid

[jessy]

granted:she becomes evil and takes over the world and kills you

i wish i had something to drink and i like all kind of drinks

[am0184]

Granted, its rat poison.

I wish old school Cartoon Network shows started playing again.

[Sarmondia]

Granted: It shows for ever...and ever... and ever, and it is all you can watch.
I wish Salmon could fly!

[jessy]

granted:they lose their wings fall over you

i wish for a fun day

[zanjii]

granted - you have the most funnest day ahead of you but you stayed up 2 late last night cos you were excited and you couldn't be bothered goin the next day, ahhh what a shame...
i wish for a billion dollars ^^

[revwest]

Granted: Thanks to current government in USA the value plummets and it will only get you 1 stick of gum.

I wish my female had a clue.

[analogZero]

granted: she has the game clue, and you stay up all night playing.

I wish it was colonel mustard in the library with the candle stick

[zanjii]

Granted - it was him in the library iwith the candlestick but now you know his secret and must bat you to death with the candlestick
i wish for a BIIIIG tv

[Beastking]

granted: it breaks as soon as you turn it on.

[sUnakO..]

your wish??

i wish for a new lap top...

[Beastking]

*sorry i forgot about my wish* granted: it is stolen
i wish for some ice-cream....mmmmm

[am0184]

granted, its alfalfa flavored o_O

I wish I got a dollar for every time i heard F@$# you!

[Volchitza]

Granted. Enjoy Monopoly money.

I wish I could shapeshift.

[revwest]

Granted: You are now an AI program that can shape shift into anything in the virtual #D Wrod.. However there is no save option so you're dead when the power goes out.

I wish I was multilingual

[SmokedBoo]

Granted: You now have multiple tongues. Literally.

I wish for..... water.

[am0184]

Granted, ur stranded in the middle of the Pacific.

I wish I had a wish that someone could make a lmao situation of.

[carolyn07]

...wish granted,.

there will going to be some funny looking people who'll have jokes with you,.it's soo funny that you wont be able to hold your fart let be heard by lots!,.

...wish i would meet and be friends with daniel radcliff!,.♥