View Full Version : The ultimate debate
02-28-2008, 08:44 PM
I don't think any debate forum is complete without the ultimate debate:
PIRATES OR NINJAS??
02-28-2008, 08:49 PM
How 'bout a pinja? Pirate ninja. Gets the best of the two. :]
Hard to say, both are awesome.
02-28-2008, 09:05 PM
id have to go with the ninja they have special moves
It seems to me that ninjas are more for the intellectuals (you know, people who analyze everything) and pirates are chosen more often by the people who just plain don't give a rat's ass and choose anything that make them feel like a rebel, a comrade or an all-around fun person.
Me? I'm stuck in between the two though I've been known to lean towards pirate from time to time. I just can't help doing an impression in public where people can give you that look that just says, "Da hell's wrong with that kid...?"
02-28-2008, 10:19 PM
Haha, I have this debate more-or-less every day with my friends. XD
Personally, I prefer ninjas. xP Because ninjas are smarter, better fighters, and a lot cooler. ^_^ ((And pirates smell. xPPPP))
Also, if there was a fight between a pirate and a ninja, the ninja would win. While it is true that pirates have guns, ninjas are good at dodging. So, the ninja would dodge the bullets and then throw shuriken at the pirate, hitting the targets, and so winning the fight. xD
02-28-2008, 10:22 PM
Yes Ninjas always win! Pirates are loud, drunk, and obnoxious, but a ninja lurks in the shadows, ready to strike! Hyaaa!
02-28-2008, 10:34 PM
Pirates, by sheer numbers they can wear down the elitist ninjas!
02-28-2008, 10:37 PM
lol I guess Pirates got the coolest job
02-29-2008, 12:53 AM
How about a rum drinking, fire breathing samurai? Those would be pretty rad.
I'd be one of those. Except i'd drink whiskey
02-29-2008, 12:55 AM
its definitely pirates. drinking whoring stealing and killing. wat could be wrong about that?
02-29-2008, 12:59 AM
eh, You know, raping small children, raping women, raping old ladies. Just a lot of rape going on, you could catch an STD doing that
02-29-2008, 01:02 AM
dude the joy of being a pirate is not knowing wat a std is. your supposed to do it cause u dont care and its pretty much your job to plunder murder and rape
02-29-2008, 01:04 AM
I was joking. See I made it sound like the std was insignificant to the raping.
I know the cliche pirate is supposed to be an ugly, relentless badass
02-29-2008, 01:09 AM
Pirates spend all their time out in a boat surrounded by other sweaty men for years at a time. Ninjas have feudal Japanese harems. Ninjas win.
02-29-2008, 06:39 AM
ok so i am torn between this for the most part i would say ninja. They are just much cooler, they sneak around in the shadows and then at any moment will strike and kill you and you didnt even know. But on the other hand pirates have all the fun nuf said.
02-29-2008, 06:49 AM
02-29-2008, 06:52 AM
yeah ninjas are forced to follow their strict code of honor. Pirates have a code as well but, in the words of that pirate movie, they are more like "guidelines"
03-03-2008, 07:24 PM
I'd say pirates. Pirates are loud, drunk, and obnoxious, and they have their own language to boot. Arrgh come ye pirates, it do be time for grub! :ramen:
04-04-2008, 10:29 AM
ninjas are more sneaky than pirates are pif paf poef and they enter a ship kill everybody and they steal the treasures.
ninjas do the crappy work of the samurais they kill quick and they don't steel.
hard to say wich is better but when they tell me that i may choose between pirate or a ninja .i'll choose the ninja, i don't have a boat but i have really cool weapons and i know the deadly martial arts
04-10-2008, 02:44 AM
It depends on what aspect you are referring to In the aspect of power a Ninja would win in a one on one battle due to his/her adept training. In the case of a Ninja vs a Pirate the pirate wouldn't be alone so after loosing a couple of his buddy's the Ninja would be taken out but thats only if the Ninja lets the pirate see him.
In the aspect of fun it depends on the individuals insight, Some would find it fun to be a Pirate killing, plundering, raping, Ect. But I would much rather be in some secret organization dedicated to killing in the name of some feudal lord (I'd prefer to be that Lord but thats besides the point.
So I deduce that a Ninja POWNES.
04-10-2008, 04:09 AM
Ninjas win because there ritual suicide beats going down with the ship any day. A pirate could'nt kill himself with a frizbee hes simply dose not have the pain tolerence that a ninja has. plus pirates are all cowards anyway thats why there pirates, they could'nt man up to the consequences of his or her actions, Thus the loud and obnoxious behavior, inside each pirate is a sad little girl who just wants her mommy. inside a ninja is DEATH incarnate!
Ninjas ^_^ they are like... Poof! we are here... and like... poof we are gone xD
while pirates got their Rum...
04-10-2008, 06:26 AM
Thats easy.. it would be ninjas' for me.. weither real or ninjas' like naruto , they are a force to reckon with.
04-10-2008, 12:07 PM
I have to choose ninjas!!! the can jump from tree to tree and throw sharp objects fast and dodge hard blows....
pirates are drunk raiders...
04-10-2008, 03:44 PM
really im torn between both im a long time lover of ninja's but on the other hand im Irish and like to drink. So since i can't decide im going to go with a rouge pirate ninja that way i could drink rum till my hearts content and still perform all those sweet ninja techniques. :mad::pissed::ramen::dancing:
04-12-2008, 02:59 AM
Ninjas, no pirate that I've ever heard of can take a shuriken to the head.
04-21-2008, 04:16 PM
Ninjas for the win, they would wait out until the pirates come to port, and then kill them all and go home and do ninja stuff....
04-27-2008, 08:49 PM
Ninjas all the way. Pirates get too drunk to fight usually, and even when they're sober they cant fight lol
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