PDA

View Full Version : Dual Of The Month!!!

analogZero
03-02-2009, 01:23 AM
Let it begin!
!!!BETTE MIDLER VS. BARBARA STREISAND!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/flclshirt/thedual.jpg

They shall be silent no more, it's time for blood. These rivals of the stage and screen can't withhold their rage any longer, and thus, they battle to the end.
Ground rules:
They shall compete in 7 categories: evening wear, wits, arm wrestling, stage presence, singing ability, looks, and finally ultimate warfare!
So fellow AF'ers, decide their fate, and guide the champion to her rightful place at the top of the world.
Will midler bring along a cloud to rain on streisand's parade? will streisand steal the wind from beneath midlers wings and leave her to plummet?
You decide!
Let there be bloodshed and singing galore!
Beastking
03-02-2009, 01:30 AM
:dizzy: uhhh :dizzy: Scarface would kill both of them!
analogZero
03-02-2009, 01:47 AM
scarface has no place here, he's strung out on nose candy and cannot fight!
now decide their fate in 7 categories!!!
Beastking
03-02-2009, 01:48 AM
no but he can.... http://uk.gizmodo.com/kratos.jpg
Unknown
03-02-2009, 01:53 AM
Wow, lol.

I have no idea who they are but I'm gonna go with the one on the right..
leerock89
03-02-2009, 01:56 AM
LOL!!!! This is a good one man!! LMAO!!!
quietchat
03-02-2009, 02:02 AM
I choose which ever hasn't died of old age yet. If they are both alive, then I choose neither because it'd be too unpredictable.
Silverleon
03-02-2009, 02:07 AM
I don't think i 've ever hear of either of them::D:, anyone got a link that might help?
Well, anyways, i'd choose Bette "Beat Down", sounds a lot better than "Barbara he barbarian"::D:
atomsk
03-02-2009, 02:11 AM
i would rep you but i cant.
barbra strisand would win in everything exept arm wrestling, cause milter just looks too manly
Lince
03-02-2009, 02:32 AM
The one on the left looks kind of like an old special ops. Kind of like Snake in MGS4.
Sorry miss barbarian, female Snake wins!
analogZero
03-02-2009, 03:41 AM
let them be wiki'd, for those who do not follow.

barbara:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbra_Streisand

bette:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bette_Midler

both reputed as the best of the best of film and theatre musicals and sappy movies that women tend to watch. for decades their rivalry has remained in seperate spotlights, but now, those spotlights have collided, and only one can remain.
SmokedBoo
03-02-2009, 04:43 AM
A Star Is Born!
LoveleSS75
03-02-2009, 06:49 AM
Im going for Barbara Streisand... apparently she behave like a diva with the whole consequences of it...
carolyn07
03-13-2009, 04:42 PM
...ahaha!,.

oh shit!,.

i wouldnt choose any!,.of course!,.♥
spirit
03-13-2009, 05:14 PM
Wow, lol.

I have no idea who they are but I'm gonna go with the one on the right..
Eeeeehhh??? How can you not know them?!
Lince
03-13-2009, 05:16 PM
Eeeeehhh??? How can you not know them?!

From what analog said.. I think it's because we aren't women. :P


both reputed as the best of the best of film and theatre musicals and sappy movies that women tend to watch. for decades their rivalry has remained in seperate spotlights, but now, those spotlights have collided, and only one can remain.
analogZero
03-13-2009, 05:44 PM
From what analog said.. I think it's because we aren't women. :P

I'm still surprised that these two are relatively unknown here. what with macaroni midler, and this:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/ChainOfFlowers/sp6.jpg

And Spirit, don't just stand there with knowledge of their existance! decide their fates!
Lince
03-13-2009, 05:52 PM
I'm still surprised that these two are relatively unknown here. what with macaroni midler, and this:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/ChainOfFlowers/sp6.jpg

And Spirit, don't just stand there with knowledge of their existance! decide their fates!

Wow.. maybe I should learn more about this! ^^;
analogZero
03-13-2009, 08:51 PM
Wow.. maybe I should learn more about this! ^^;

http://www.ourhonordefend.com/wp-content/uploads/the_more_you_know.jpg
Mugen
03-13-2009, 08:58 PM
They images are so crude.

However, rifle>automatic handgun. so the ho on the right wins.

(her tummy. eww. eww.)

(does barbara have the projectile nose in this battle?)
Unknown
03-14-2009, 02:39 AM
Eeeeehhh??? How can you not know them?!

If its not anime/manga related then it has a slim chance of me watching it or getting interested in.

I'll stick with my 2D..
analogZero
03-19-2009, 02:32 AM
projectile nose aside, it seems this month has proven that bette is no match for dear Babs. An artist's rendering to come.
Memorix
03-19-2009, 07:46 PM
LOL, i don't care who wins i just wanna see that fight!