Stray_Pube
02-18-2009, 08:14 PM
Once upon a star dreary night, there was some people. They were negros robbing old ladies. Tacos invaded my pants with meat sauce. And pickles were shoved in my nasal cavities. *moan*said the parrot. The cucumbers lap danced on my vajayjay. "That tastes like chili."
"What kind of fucked up story is this!?" asked the picjle from my left nostril.
"I dont know." said the right-nose pickle.
*a portal opens in the sky* Porn magazines rain down from above. Before it closes, a large camel lands on the talking parrot.
"DEFCONS!" yelled the Transformer Omega 9.
Talking, cannibalistic cheese sticks attacks the Transformer. "Ahh! My nose pickles will avenge my death!" yells the Transformer. The nose pickles and cheese sticks fights to the Mortal Kombat theme music.
"FINISH HIM!" yells a disembodied voice.
"Holy cheese whiz, whered that voice come from?" sked the right-nose pickle.
"Dont talk about my momma!" screams the cheese stick.
*kung-fu battle cry*
AVENGE ME NOSE PICKLES!" yells the dead Transformer from the cheese stick crust.
The right-nose pickle ties on a headband and puts on an orange jumpsuit. "Ha! My name is Naru-pickle!"
The cheese stick puts on a manthong.
Naru-pickle runs at the manthong wearing cheese stick.
Cheese stick starts to do Shin Chan's elephant dance.
Naru-pick does the Thousand Years of Death on the cheese stick. The cheese stick explodes into string cheese.
Eww, cheese stick cum. Cottage cheese?
The end
"What kind of fucked up story is this!?" asked the picjle from my left nostril.
"I dont know." said the right-nose pickle.
*a portal opens in the sky* Porn magazines rain down from above. Before it closes, a large camel lands on the talking parrot.
"DEFCONS!" yelled the Transformer Omega 9.
Talking, cannibalistic cheese sticks attacks the Transformer. "Ahh! My nose pickles will avenge my death!" yells the Transformer. The nose pickles and cheese sticks fights to the Mortal Kombat theme music.
"FINISH HIM!" yells a disembodied voice.
"Holy cheese whiz, whered that voice come from?" sked the right-nose pickle.
"Dont talk about my momma!" screams the cheese stick.
*kung-fu battle cry*
AVENGE ME NOSE PICKLES!" yells the dead Transformer from the cheese stick crust.
The right-nose pickle ties on a headband and puts on an orange jumpsuit. "Ha! My name is Naru-pickle!"
The cheese stick puts on a manthong.
Naru-pickle runs at the manthong wearing cheese stick.
Cheese stick starts to do Shin Chan's elephant dance.
Naru-pick does the Thousand Years of Death on the cheese stick. The cheese stick explodes into string cheese.
Eww, cheese stick cum. Cottage cheese?
The end