what if...

[sammeh-lee]

people from mars came down and told us they want to eat all our oreos and if we failed to comply they would steal our oreo making factories?

where would we be in life if that happened!?

[wi_sam]

We would be pickle-eating low lifes. Or, we'd be in our homes making new cookies.

[quietchat]

Easy: There'd be one less excuse to be fat.

[sammeh-lee]

Easy: There'd be one less excuse to be fat.

wed still have mcdonalds
which in my opinion counts as two excuses to be fat

and im a terrible cook
you can do the cookie making xD

[wi_sam]

we can just live off chocolate, right ??

(btw try not to post twice in a row again -forum rules-)

[sammeh-lee]

oh ok
well i guess ill learn the rules eventually
xD
it takes me forever to figure things out
i still cant figure out how to use facebook
baha

i have so much chocolate from valentines day i think i can survive on it for years xDDD
but we can also survive on spam!
that stuff is always convenient xD

[leerock89]

Oreo shortage due to aliens stealing them?? No way man, no way at all. Why? Don't you know it's poison to them??

[atomsk]

oh ok
well i guess ill learn the rules eventually
xD
it takes me forever to figure things out
i still cant figure out how to use facebook
baha

i have so much chocolate from valentines day i think i can survive on it for years xDDD
but we can also survive on spam!
that stuff is always convenient xD

it is \is eating a spamwich\
we would lace the oreos with lsd and send the aliens on a baaaaad acid trip. something they would never come back from >.< huhuhu

[sammeh-lee]

not if theyre yellow martians
they survive on twinkies and oreos

what if we sold lsd laced oreos on the black market
and the martians were the ones buying them
but they got greedy so they came to take all our oreos
not knowing that the only ones laced with lsd were on the black market
but theyre yellow
and they wouldnt know anything about that xD
so they take the oreos back to their planet in a confused state

[leerock89]

Well all the blue martians would die due to the lsd, all the red ones would die due to sugar and all the purple ones would turn into rocks due to the cream. All the would be left are the yellows ones, and everyone knows the yellow ones are gay so the whole race would die.

[wi_sam]

Well all the blue martians would die due to the lsd, all the red ones would die due to sugar and all the purple ones would turn into rocks due to the cream. All the would be left are the yellows ones, and everyone knows the yellow ones are gay so the whole race would die.

... LOLMAO ...

[sammeh-lee]

but there would also be the yellow ones that bred with the red ones that made the orange ones who would have the immunity to the sugur coz of the half yellow and the yellow breeding with the purple and im not quite sure what color that creates because i failed art class so we'll just call them yurples and they would stay unrockified because of their yellow traits and the blue and yellow ones-bellows would throw a party and not only pass out free acid but offer free samples from their garden of marijuana growing in their basement because they were practicaly born on drugs :)

[leerock89]

hhmm well all of that wouldn't matter cause as soon as the white ones got a hold of the oreos they would ascend to demon hood and rape the whole universe with evil and death.

[sammeh-lee]

like they would make flying oreo discs
and oreo-chucks
but when we come back with the twinkie sabers there will be nothing they can do

[Waste]

O.O
This is just crazy...

I bet aliens have sweeter treats than oreos...
Why would they want our crap?
Looks what its doing to us...

Fat E.t.
Try fitting in a bike basket now!

[suune]

I dun really care.

[aezgaga]

Let's Hide Chuck Norris in the factory so when they will bring the factory He will kill all of them and bring back theirtechnology and our cookie ^^

[Mugen]

I don't eat much Oreo's, or cookies or anything like that so... so screw them.

[sammeh-lee]

chuck norris and steven segal xDDD
and jason
yehhhhhh

maybe the aliens just have to much time on their hands

[Axe Man]

Wow. o.o I think a lot of people put way to much thought into this.

[sammeh-lee]

well putting a lot of thought into something is a lot better than not thinking about anything at all lol

[lee matsu]

well putting a lot of thought into something is a lot better than not thinking about anything at all lol

wise word form the oreo guy .......hmmmmm

[SmokedBoo]

Wow. o.o I think a lot of people put way to much thought into this.

It does require a great deal of thought to be able to save the Oreos. Besides the Oreos are worth the unnecessary thoughts.

[sammeh-lee]

lol
i think so too
especially since im eating oreos right now xD

[SmokedBoo]

Jealous I am of you right now. I WANT OREOS!!! :pissed:

[sammeh-lee]

lol
im pigging out on oreos zingers and fruit loops xDDD
its the ultimate pig out day!!

[Ashiya]

Well, I'm sure people would lose their jobs, which isn't the best thing.
However on the bright side, we won't have another junk food to make us fat.

[sammeh-lee]

cept theres always the oreo knock off brand

[Sadrith]

I would lead an army to mars to kick there oreo stealing asses.

[sammeh-lee]

or we could do that too!!!
as long as we get oreos back xD

[carolyn07]

...eat our oreos?,.

eeeeh!,.so sad!,.ill cry to death!,.jokes!,.♥

[sammeh-lee]

hey
if we lost oreos it wouldnt be one less reason to be fat
the only reason to be fat is the ppl that put themselves in that position

[kairine:))]

duh?? hahahah Less fat i guess haha,
probabLy i wouLd start to eat this -> :fruit:

[nena-X3]

Oh noo not teh Oreos!!! Jk I..think I'll be ok, and everyone else. lol
Watermello is good :O and Sadrith..lol!!
Yellow oreos.. XD

[Axe Man]

By the way. I'm not a huge oreo fan. So I wouldn't care

[SmokedBoo]

By the way. I'm not a huge oreo fan. So I wouldn't care

BLASPHEMY!!! :scaried: You shall be punished along side those wretches who follow the UCOW. Wait.... You DO follow the UCOW!!! Away from me ye evil doers!!! :pissed:

[I'm a Bitch]

i personaly don't like the original oreos. are they stilling our double stuffed as well? cuz them i would be really mad! :mad:

[Lince]

Doods.. Home-made Oreos! Make em as big and fatty as you want.

[I'm a Bitch]

i love the cream! i'll kill an alien if they touch my cream!

[Mugen]

cept theres always the oreo knock off brand
tha knock off brand tastes the same, man

[I'm a Bitch]

i like the golden oreos. they rock. the aliens say they want them too! what do i do!!! lol

[sammeh-lee]

tha knock off brand tastes the same, man

thats why i said if they took our oreos wed alays have the knock off brand

[SkY93]

We would move on to Chips-ahoy

[blood zero]

what if all anime disappeared from the world and asia was obliterated!

[lee matsu]

:oo: oreos so how do they taste like :oo:

[I'm a Bitch]

what if all anime disappeared from the world and asia was obliterated!

then i would have nothing to live for.:pissed: lol

We would move on to Chips-ahoy

chips-ahoy rocks!!!:dancing:

[Silverleon]

what if all anime disappeared from the world and asia was obliterated!

The we would be doom to be bored by crappy shows since new anime wouldn't be made anymore.

[angelbunny]

oreo's where?