If you had a time machine

[Sadrith]

Be it a Delorean or going around the sun at high speeds what would you go back in time and do. Me personaly I would go back in time and kill the man that invented bowling for now that is the best I can think of.

[newm3ss1ah]

I would go back to the 70's to go to a Black Sabbath concert.

[spirit]

Be it a Delorean or going around the sun at high speeds what would you go back in time and do. Me personaly I would go back in time and kill the man that invented bowling for now that is the best I can think of.
And why would you like to do that?

I'd like to go back in time and experience my childhood again.

O-r.. I'd like to go back in time to the ancient times and see what was it like in Egypt, India & China (different epochs).

Another thing would be, going back in time so I could personally meet Jesus.

Go back in time to see and experience the 'beginning of the universe'? (ohh, that would take a "while").

[Basil]

i'd like to go back and meet mozart.
because i think he's fascinating,
and i like the time period?
yeah.
that's it.

[lee matsu]

........ go back in time to snoop around ...an cause revolutions with somemah the greats.... "viva la revolution"

[Silverleon]

If i had a time machine i'd be the coolest/richest guy around XD
What i would do with it is screw around with important events in time to see what did i change, then go back again and change something different, untill i find a "time" i like better than the ones i've been and i'd just stay there.

[Mugen]

Butterfly effect anyone?

[Koopaking]

I would go back in time and tell Sadrith to create a thread asking AF members what they would do if they had a time machine, and tell my past self to post in the thread explaining my trip into the past to tell Sadrith to create this thread and how I was going to tell myself to tell Sadrith to create this thread about time travel and how I would reveal how this came about happening by getting my past self to post in the thread telling about how I got Sadrith to make a time travel- OH SHI-
http://www.riolento.com/images/750px-Black_Hole_Milkyway.jpg

[leerock89]

I would go to the future to the end of the universe so that I could watch it die.

[atomsk]

i would go back and kill jesus again, then cremate the fucker
then i would go and shake hitlers hand then i would kill george washington carver.
then i would go back to the present during the world holiday of hanukwanza with world peace and have a lemon butter and jelly sandwich

lol thats alot of killing =D
i would probly go back and beat rick ashtney into not doing that song

[FoxFang]

Hi.
Well lets see if i could go back in time i would definently go back and fix my relationship problems with my ex girlfriend we are broke up but we are still friends this is it.
Sincerely: Master FoxFang

[Sadrith]

Hi.
Well lets see if i could go back in time i would definently go back and fix my relationship problems with my ex girlfriend we are broke up but we are still friends this is it.
Sincerely: Master FoxFang

That seems rather dull considereing you could go back and do ANYTHING.

And why would you like to do that?

I'd like to go back in time and experience my childhood again.

O-r.. I'd like to go back in time to the ancient times and see what was it like in Egypt, India & China (different epochs).

Another thing would be, going back in time so I could personally meet Jesus.

Go back in time to see and experience the 'beginning of the universe'? (ohh, that would take a "while").

And why you ask because I really very much hate bowling.

[jyuukai]

I would stop Columbus from discovering Trinidad. That way, I'd have been born and live somewhere else >.>

[analogZero]

Too many things to choose from...I think it'd be fun to dress up in a silver jump suit and walk around through old civilizations all natural, like I'm dressed as everyone else. Or show up at opportune moments in history dressed like a sleek silver bullet of a man. I'd totally steal the limelight from any historical figure. I'd be there when europeans first set foot on american soil, and I'd be dress head to toe in reflective silver. Tell me that wouldn't f*ck with somebody's head it that was the first thing they encountered in a new world.
Or be there when jesus gets stabbed in the side, and offer him some of my slushie.
Or hide up on mount sinai with a megaphone and play with moses' head a little.
Or walk past alexander graham bell with a cell phone in my hand when he's testing the telephone for the first time.
I could go on, but first I have to get me a silver jump suit. That'd be off the hook

[puppetz]

i would go back and kill nathen gale. the guy who shot dimebag darrell. then id go back to when metallica wasnt famous and be cool with the band members. and id go back to ancient times with an ak-47 and a backpack full of ammunition and become king. oh the possibilities....

[xXWENWENXx]

I would redo all the things that i regreted doing.

[Bastet]

I would first try out shooting my grandfather to test the grandfather paradox. Then I would dig up the welcome stranger before the gold rush.

:scaried:Although maybe some one else has gone back in time as there is a cave painting of a guy on a jet powered motorcycle.

[SmokedBoo]

I would go back in time and tell Sadrith to create a thread asking AF members what they would do if they had a time machine, and tell my past self to post in the thread explaining my trip into the past to tell Sadrith to create this thread and how I was going to tell myself to tell Sadrith to create this thread about time travel and how I would reveal how this came about happening by getting my past self to post in the thread telling about how I got Sadrith to make a time travel- OH SHI-
http://www.riolento.com/images/750px-Black_Hole_Milkyway.jpg

TIME WARP!!! A BREACH IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!!!! GODSPEED MAN!!!

[suune]

I wouldn't use it.

Bad moments are over, and the happy ones remain in memories.

[Mugen]

Wouldn't you go back in time just to see how your parents met? I would..

[analogZero]

Wouldn't you go back in time just to see how your parents met? I would..

I can just see you in the corner of the window leering in the night you were conceived.

[Silverleon]

I'd go back in time and beat Bill Gates up, beat him up to a coma so he'd never be able to create Microsoft, the Fail of this era.

[Mugen]

I can just see you in the corner of the window leering in the night you were conceived.

That'd be pretty cool actually.

[SmokedBoo]

Wouldn't you go back in time just to see how your parents met? I would..

If it was harebrained and quite possibly random, then yes.

[puppetz]

I'd go back in time and beat Bill Gates up, beat him up to a coma so he'd never be able to create Microsoft, the Fail of this era.

odds are you wouldnt be on this site without him

[spirit]

And why you ask because I really very much hate bowling.
Awww, and to think I just wanted to go on a date to have some fun bowling : P

[Silverleon]

odds are you wouldnt be on this site without him

Fine, i'll admit your point so i'd just go beat him up AFTER he finished whichever was the newest Windows before vista, so he wouldn't unleash his mass fail products, including the music players, and Xbox's ,no i don't mean Xbox games sucks, i mean the Xbox360 fails(red ring of death anyone?), not to mention the original Xbox didn't live for much and failed a lot as well.

[C0nspiracy]

ides of march,44bc, campus martius...

[leshinor]

I would destroy it immediately because even the best person can be tempted into using this machine and I believe nobody is wise enough to be able to know which things to change (if there are things that need changing).

[Ino]

See the Future..

[Ryuuzaki]

If I had one, I would attempt to go back and correct all of the wrong-doings I have done to date.

[Rock]

i would only like to meet Geroge Carlin for once...that sure couldn't make imbalance in history coud it?

[quietchat]

I'd go back and teach modern math ideas before they were invented in the past and give my family enough credit to become rich in the present time.... Or do the same so on so forth with anything else I can think of

[Unknown]

I'd take some modern weapons with me- so it would be easier to take over a country or possibly the world. Or "invent" things to become rich. Also, become a deity.

[SkY93]

If i had a time machine i would go back and kill bush before he got in office

[partyprobe]

I would go so far into the past i would commet all the greatest crimes in history and leave my trade mark behind and know how to get away with the crime.

[spingo]

i wud go to the future and see how i die

[Waste]

I'd write a play called Romeo and Juliet.
And a few books such as Pride and prejudice and maybe even harry potter.

[aezgaga]

I'll Chek the number of the lottery then go back and chose the good one :D... and also see myself when I was young and beat him XD

[Solo Wing]

Hitler
Stalin
Jack the Ripper
Several slave owners
Henry VIII
Julius Ceasar
Mark Antony
Genghis and Kublai Kahn
...all of them, kicked in the nuts. And a few others. I'll be dressed like Captain Planet and come in on a zip-line.

Supply Nat Turner with AK-47s and armoured cars. And RPGs.

Play death metal in Salem. And rap. You know what? I'll do that to Puritan New England in general.

Save Bruce Lee, Tupac and Biggy(no reason for 2pac and Biggy).

[Axe Man]

I would go back in time and tell Sadrith to create a thread asking AF members what they would do if they had a time machine, and tell my past self to post in the thread explaining my trip into the past to tell Sadrith to create this thread and how I was going to tell myself to tell Sadrith to create this thread about time travel and how I would reveal how this came about happening by getting my past self to post in the thread telling about how I got Sadrith to make a time travel- OH SHI-
http://www.riolento.com/images/750px-Black_Hole_Milkyway.jpg
ROFLMFAO.
personally I'd steal some of the all time greatest songs ever.

[Ryuuzaki]

If i had a time machine i would go back and kill bush before he got in office

...What in the hell? Why would you want to do that? For one thing, it's not like he did anything super wrong (don't start listing things). And second, he's not even in office... When he was, it's not like he ruined your entire life... That would be senseless killing on your part. >.>

[Mugen]

Hitler
Stalin
Jack the Ripper
Several slave owners
Henry VIII
Julius Ceasar
Mark Antony
Genghis and Kublai Kahn
...all of them, kicked in the nuts. And a few others. I'll be dressed like Captain Planet and come in on a zip-line.

Supply Nat Turner with AK-47s and armoured cars. And RPGs.

Play death metal in Salem. And rap. You know what? I'll do that to Puritan New England in general.

Save Bruce Lee, Tupac and Biggy(no reason for 2pac and Biggy).
Hitler had one testicle

[cutieB]

Make Obama president before Bush and bush never gets to serve.

[nena-X3]

I wouldn't want to go to the future, or back to the past...

[Waste]

I'd go back in time to visit the first ever emo kid, then kick him.

[aezgaga]

I'd go back in time to visit the first ever emo kid, then kick him.

O.O sooo true....

I'll go to see myself when i was like 6 year old and learn him everything he must know that I learn in school and give him my diploma from high school so he won't need to go to school :D

[YuNgj0cKiN]

f**k up squanto
invent jar of peanut butter half chunky half smooth
i would make sure i would turn out as a black kid

[ylaixVK]

I'd probably bring someone who believes in 2012 and bring them to the future; just to show them that nothing really happened

[smada85]

i would go back in time to the greatest or proudest moment of my life and relive it

[carolyn07]

...i want to go back to the history and partticipate in everything that happened like the times of ancient egypt blah blah blah!,.

the time when people are wearing gowns like the time of phantom of the opera,.and the like,.


go back to 80's the time og guns and roses,.skid row,.metallica,.nirvana and bands like that!,.♥

[LoveleSS75]

well.... let me think... so many events and periods of history that I would like to be... im not able to make up my mind... but I would start from Roman times with Julius Cesar or maybe Egypt...and from there until our actual year going through big events.

[am0184]

I'd go back in time just to fill up my car for 5 cents a gallon. I'd also buy certain stocks then sell them before our economy's latest crash...and i might kill someone.

[Sadrith]

well.... let me think... so many events and periods of history that I would like to be... im not able to make up my mind... but I would start from Roman times with Julius Cesar or maybe Egypt...and from there until our actual year going through big events.

Or you could see both at the same time. Because he went to Egypt for a time.

[atomsk]

read the in invisibles comic book by grant morrison

[LoveleSS75]

Or you could see both at the same time. Because he went to Egypt for a time.
I know... with Cleopatra and Marc Anthony but when i said Egypt... i meant earlier period than Julius Cesar...well, i didnt specify properly...::D:

[Waste]

I'll tell people i can time travel and when they say that they dont believe me i'll hide baby dinosaurs in their beds.

[Dolly]

I'd go back and see if what Jesus did was real. After that, I'd meet some of my old heroes like El Cid and Joan of Arc. I'd watch some of history's greatest battles from a distance and travel during the Civil War--maybe relax for a while in Feudal Japan. Then I'd hit the theater and watch Abraham get shot--because I'd rather watch a martyr than make history better.

I'd wrap it up with several stops in the future to see how long it would take for us (if ever) to get into space and meet with other races. If I do in fact find this and it fits my fantasies accurately, I'll probably sign up for the space fleet or something and see the worlds and meet interesting people for the rest of my days. Oh yeah.

[Ykzier]

I would congratulate the guy who decided he would make sliced bread.

And the guy who tried to shoot 50 Cent.

And Antonio Vivaldi.

And Nicollo Paganini.

And the guy who who invented doughnuts.

[Inulove17]

Ever wish you could turn back the hands of time? Well what if you could? What would you do? When would you go back to? Was there something you wish you could go back to erase or redo? Or maybe someone you forgot to tell something?

As much as I know this would be awesome and all, everyone knows there would be consquences. If you change the past, the future would change.. perhaps so much so that someone would be but a mear memory. Would you still do it?

[Viesta]

i'de go back before the 9/11 attacks. I'll call myself a fortune teller and say that there is gonna be a great attack on the twin towers at 9/11 . then when my prophecies come true, i'll be rich and famous :)

[Ryuuzaki]

I'd like to go back to Meiji period. :D Ancient Japan FTW. Not really any reason, either... It's just cool.

[Beastking]

yea!! then i could make sure this never happens to me > http://www.explodingdog.com/drawing/wellididntseethatcoming.jpg

[leerock89]

Isn't there a thread about being able to go back in time or so with a time machine??? Isn't this practically the same thing??????

[Lince]

I would travel to the exact time and place I was when I initially teleported.
Paradoxes are fun! ^^

[Sadrith]

Yes there is lee and it is going to get merged I'll go back in time and prevent this thread from being made but still its time to be merged.

[strike7785]

I would go back in time to where I started back to 5 grade of elemntary school and change my life a bit

[BoneTosser]

I'd make several trips. Returning to the 'present' after each one to be certain that the changes I wanted happened.

First trip: To see my Grandmother on March 10, 1986. I'd tell her to buy Microsoft stocks for $20 a share.

Second trip: To visit several members of my family in the early 90's (now rich from the stocks my grandmother bought) and get them in on the Dot-com bubble.

Third trip: Let my family know to get out of the Dot-com stocks on March 1, 2001, and to buy shares of, forgive me for saying this, AOL and Time Warner.

If I've done my math with little error, and timed the purchase and sale of the stocks correctly, my family would be one of the top 100 richest family in America.

[Sadrith]

I'd make several trips. Returning to the 'present' after each one to be certain that the changes I wanted happened.

First trip: To see my Grandmother on March 10, 1986. I'd tell her to buy Microsoft stocks for $20 a share.

Second trip: To visit several members of my family in the early 90's (now rich from the stocks my grandmother bought) and get them in on the Dot-com bubble.

Third trip: Let my family know to get out of the Dot-com stocks on March 1, 2001, and to buy shares of, forgive me for saying this, AOL and Time Warner.

If I've done my math with little error, and timed the purchase and sale of the stocks correctly, my family would be one of the top 100 richest family in America.

Till you fuck up the space time contimum and it changes everything so your scheme hits the floor.

[BoneTosser]

Till you fuck up the space time contimum and it changes everything so your scheme hits the floor.

That's why I'd be checking up on the present. And according to Quantum Theory time would adjust it's self for any thing I change.

[DjKuato]

mhmmm i would go back in time and meet Martin Luther king maybe Rosa parks

[abcman]

I would have to say handle all past female problems and failed classes due to ummm lack of attendance

[Ni-chan]

I'd go back in time to the medevil ages and buy a suvineer...Loads of fun :3

[angelababy]

I would go to the future to the end of the universe so that I could watch it die.