what have you "learned" from anime?

[Rincewind]

ok guys here is what you post what you have "learned" from anime regardless if it's like that in real life and pease tell us what anime you learned it from.

This is for fun guys xD

I think I have learned a lot bullshit and useless funny stuff I want to share , hehe. this is also to get you interested in these animes :serious:

here goes :

being 125 years old doesnt mean you cant have a bunch of scars, 3 guns and on the top be a pacifist wanted for 60.000.000.000$$ ~Trigun


Prototype mechas own everything regardless of who pilots them ~ Gundam

mecha pilots likes to whine about how bad war is but then go and kill a lot
~ Gundam, macross and robotech

Heroes in shows tend to get a liking of going into self exile or wander the dunes taking no credit in saving the world~ Tengen toppa gurren lagann

Alien devices tend to only choose a group of kids as their last hope to save their own world ~ Digimon


If you ar a doctor DONT save the little kid with a bullet in hes head! ( he might get schizofrenia and kill alot of ppl later and then you use 70 eps to clear your name )~Monster


Being a king you can have a lot of pretty boy generals and audjants ruling in your place while you go on life risking adventure tagging "justice" all over the place ~ Kyo kara maoh


Being a teacher means a lot more then edjucating, it means taking bullets for your students, saving them from suicide, beating up kidnappers and being cool ~ Great teacher Onizuka

being called "City hunter" automaticly makes you an perverted ace gunner working only for female clients ~City hunter s1

there is always some kind sweet good guy vampire out there ready to kill its kinsmen for no perticular reason ~ Hellsing , blood the last vampire,

[quietchat]

If you don't have even one robot, you're doing it wrong.

[Rincewind]

If you don't have even one robot, you're doing it wrong.

Hey quiet could you also say from wich anime(s) that s from? thx

[suune]

I like this idea. Nice thinking.

''They are merciless, cheaters and would lie to you looking into your eyes without a trace of guilt.'' - Darker than Black (not the exact quote, but similar)

[quietchat]

Every single ****ing one. Even Inuyasha which is supposed to be set in 16th century japan has a freaking robot. The only thing I can think of that don't have at least one automaton is Rurouni Kenshin and romance anime.

[aezgaga]

Don't eat Random strange fruit that's lying in a bar,It can make you feel strange (one piece)

[Ryuuzaki]

Assassins are win. --Every damn anime with an assassin.

Tennis balls can kill you! --Prince of Tennis.

Tennis players have super powers. --Prince of Tennis.

[Solo Wing]

The minute you settle down with nice people after wandering for ten years, the minute your past will return to bite you right in the ass. ~Rurouni Kenshin

The past never leaves you alone. ~Any anime involving the past

If you think peace will reign, think again, people will now have you solve all their petty problems and eventually, your past will catch up to you or some new super-threat will pop up. ~Trinity Blood, Rurouni Kenshin, etc.

[Inulove17]

There's such thing as surviving over and over again *kills Kikyo* so much for being a super woman ~Inuyasha

Artists like to draw very good looking characters.. I think their mocking us.. unobtainable perfect characters.. no fair I wonder if theres a way to bring manga and anime to life? ~Pretty much all anime

Never play around unidentified springs ~ Ranma 1/2

[partyprobe]

giant mechs are really deadly

[Foxx]

The more awesome you look the more likely you are to live/ not be killed ~ Most animes
Ill think of some more soon.

[EvilWolf]

Some vampires are just plain super special awesome epic to the extreme... with Leet sauce... ~Hellsing

[Basil]

May those who accept their fate be granted happiness, may those who defy it be granted glory.
~Miss Edel, Princess Tutu

[Shi-chan]

If your a guy and suddenly find yourself surrounded with female friends, you can be pretty damn sure there's something wrong with every single one of them.
~Air, Clannad, Kanon etc...

[jyuukai]

You must believe in you're true self to know who you want to be ~ Shugo Chara!

To Vampires, incest doesn't matter ~ Vampire Knight

[xXWENWENXx]

How were babies formed-Nana
You can earn money even you are a retard and live with retards-Gintama
Draggin doesn't hurt people-The mechelogy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Ninja's don't do much-Naruto
I can get a bankai-Bleach
Girls that looks like boys do exist-Ouran

[Rincewind]

This is getting really funny guys xD and true some things repeat themselfs in EVERY anime

And those who mentioned Rouron kenshin / samurai X , u guys forgot to mention trigun, its almost the same deal .

[LadyHinata]

never travel with a pervy sage- Naruto
when you are dead don't go to soul society- Bleach
you can have bloodless violence sometimes- Naruto only sometimes

[analogZero]

I should rely on teenagers for goddamnwell everything. They appear to be the most powerful beings in the galaxy
-me, ranting

Kids like sweet things and grown ups like the one with the pulp.
-FLCL

kids have humungously disproportionate heads
-higurashi...

There's a secret organization trying to force me into becoming a hermit
-welcome to the NHK

"Any way you look at it, all the information that a person accumulates in a lifetime is just a drop in the bucket."
-ghost in the shell

[Mr.Control]

All it takes to be an incedible detective is to have a mystery writer of a father. - Detective Conan
never trust the cute little girls carrying music cases. - gunslinger girl
If you are on your way to Ronapur, bring a gun! - black lagoon.
I think I can come up with more, but that is all I have now.

[Solo Wing]

If you abuse you daughter(s) or put them through traumatizing events, she/they'll become psychotic mass murderers. -Take your pick of an anime

You can trust teenagers with ancient weapons of mass destruction. -I repeat the above(though I hold that this lesson is true, like all the lessons I learned)

Mind-trips are awesome and going completely insane makes you powerful. -above

Beware of the retard-like nut in the anybody's group. (S)He's very most likely the strongest -I'm not repeating myself this time

Stuffed animal lions are perverts. -I'm just lazy for this one

If you notice that a group of your classmates or aquaintences are frequently MIA, follow them everywhere when they return. Then you might get super powers. -...... Bleach? Some others....

[acelomado]

Wow.. cool... I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger
http://www.animefuel.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=1256&pictureid=16275

[lee matsu]

follow your passion ...BECK : Mongolian Chop Squad

[blood zero]

What ive learned is that you are what you are and its a painful road if u try and change that

[Silverleon]

-The louder you yell the stronguer you are.
-The more "distinguished" you look from the rest the less prone you are yo die.
-The bigger you are, the weaker you are to the smaller fighters.
-If a fighter seems weak and you laugh at him/her you're about to get beaten up by that fighter.
-The more invinsible you think you are the faster you will lose.
-Saying "i will never give up" gives you an asured victory over any fight.
-The harder you grip your mech's controls the faster/stronger it will be.
-No matter how incredibly strong your super-ultra-giga-mega-extreme to the max-end of the world-supreme maximum finisher technique is it will only work with the first person you use it against, anyone else you use it against will be able to block it/dodge it/withstand it. which leads to..
-Whenever you fight someone, everyone else you fight will be either as strong or stronger, you'll never fight someone weaker than the last person you fought. UNLESS its a person that belongs to a grup with many alike (soilder/minion)

[ricecake]

apples make a tasty treat for death gods-death note
boys with cat ears are really sexy-shugo chara
never leave home with out your sword you never know when your goin to run into a hollow-bleach

[nope33]

why is it that in anime theres always a girl , childhood friend <hot> and then your undefined girl all harem anime <.<

[Unknown]

I learned that even though you are a wimp/loser you can still get a hot girlfriend.

[AyumiBee]

Girls can change drastically and become scary and more hot as you tought after you left them and made them suffer. -Skip Beat

[Mr.Control]

OOO! I've got some more:
Never, ever, let your parents decide it's best to move into a small town. -H2O footprints in the sand, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
Everyone always falls in love with the cute little person - Honey and Clover.
If you decide to start climing a mountain out of deprsion for being dumped, think this decition over carefully - Kashimashi
Never walk into the portal floating in mid air - zero no tsukaima

[Arielle]

Don't bother having a boyfriend, because it will just give you a lot of heart ache.
(Bokura ga Ita)

[Rincewind]

Well I just learned that getting laid is more inportant than getting 1 million dollars(and this was 1 million in the 80s equal of maybe 10 now)

~City hunter

[suune]

There is no coincidence. There is only Hitsuzen (the inevitable) - XXXHOLiC

Big brothers are born first to protect the little ones that come after - Bleach

[Silverleon]

There is no coincidence. There is only Hitsuzen (the inevitable) - XXXHOLiC

Big brothers are born first to protect the little ones that come after - Bleach

Odd, thought the big brothers turned evil and the little brothers had to defeat them.

[aa32wa]

Smoking is cool - Nana

The hottest chick in class is GOD! - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Art students don't attend classes - Honey and Clover

If you're blind its just all in your head... just open your eyes - Code Geass

[AyumiBee]

If you try hard the guy who thinks low of you can become your husband. -Itazura na Kiss

[scotsman]

the economy, market and trade is a confusing thing - Spice and Wolf

being the hero makes you look like the bad guy - Trigun

and this is from most anime, The normal laws of physics do not apply.

Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced.

Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

Everything explodes...Everything!

[BoneTosser]

Lets see.....

The cute little girl that every one was mean to but you, will grow up and try to kill all humans - Elfin Lied

The more reluctant you are to fight in a giant robot, the better you will be - RahXephon, NGE

If your older brother leaves to play baseball in the US, his girlfriend will be all over you - FLCL

If your teacher is younger than you, (s)he's a mage - Negima!?

If you find out your hot teacher is an alien, (s)he'll marry you - Onegi Teacher

If your a lonely loser, the next phone call you make will be answered by the "Goddess Hot Line" - Ah! My Goddess

I think six is good for now

[Gstar16]

Stay motivated and work towards your goals and you can achieve them - Hajime No Ippo

Never look for some one that smells like a flower/unless someone has seen him recently - Samurai Champloo

Practice,practice, and practice and you too can play the guitar for a band - Beck

[Kari]

The human body contains roughly 8 gallons of blood, which will squirt out of one's body at 60mph when a limb is cut off. -Gantz

The douche bag always wins. -Vampire Knight Guilty

The Japanese do not know how to end an anime series while it's good. -Yu-Gi-Oh!

And yes, little brothers do in fact grow up to beat their older brothers. -Inuyasha

[SmokedBoo]

Love hurts and love kills. ~ many a romance anime
Giant robots are your friend
Laying down your arms is never a wise tactic ~ Afro Samurai

There's probably more but I can't think of anything else at the moment.

[Utauh]

um...6.6 dont just get engaged quick the first time when you see him and you dont even know him well (final approach)

[SkY93]

trust no one

[partyprobe]

I now know a hole bunch of tennis moves and injuries

[AIDA]

kick ass and take names with a lesson ta boot. - Great Teacher Onizuka

[Kari]

I have learned the correct way to eat potato chips.
-thanks to Light in Death Note

[Silverleon]

I have learned the correct way to eat potato chips.
-thanks to Light in Death Note

Also how to writte dramatically with red and blue ink frlying all over::D:

[LoKiWorlD]

:dizzy:Anime Reform School:dizzy:

First, if you're ever feeling low on energy, forget health products (lol, what a JOKE) just shout out random heroic statements or simply yell till your lungs explode. This should restore all of your strength within minutes of it's execution. Second, always carry a napkin around with you on your travels, in case a sexy female passes by and causes your nose to bleed profusely. Third, stop panicking when left to fend for yourself...chances are your companions will be on their way to save you from death, a second before impalement. Instead, just laugh, inexcusably, in the face of danger. To learn more, continue watching anime and complete your reeducation.

[Beastking]

how to really hurt a dude
weird relationships
backstabbing
good entertainment!

[Impulse]

Explain to your friends on the things you do if it effects them-GetBackers

Don't underestimate those that are weaker-Inuyasha/D. Grey-Man/Claymore

If you have to power to help those do your best to embrace it no matter the burden-Evangelion

If you have love for another fight for it no matter what-Chobits

If you are working on a job stay professional-GetBackers

[aezgaga]

That some people put waaaay to emotion while playing an MMORPG and take it too seriously ... oh and if you play to much MMORPG.... YOU WILL FELL INTO A COMA ! lolz (.hack)

[strike7785]

I've learned that the small and scared little boys get more attention from girls then I do

[Sky]

I've learned to cherish those closest to you, take in everything around you, never take the smallest things for granted, appreciate life and what it brings. All of these ideals can be found within Honey and Clover.

[leshinor]

I've learned that all the things they teach us i my medical school are terrible lies!
Humans have 50 liters of blood in their bodies NOT 5 -Bleach
The best way to run is with your arms laying useless behind you -Naruto
The only way to prove your existence is by killing others (Gaara) -Naruto
People die when they are killed (quite the discovery huh?) -Fate Stay Night
I you are like Tsukune you will attract all of the nearby girls (I still haven't succeeded though!) -Rosario+Vampire

[Daisuke14]

I've learned several swear words and average words in Japanese, but most of all, I've learned that when transforming, not only do females only need a small pendant or stone of some kind, but because they aren't "really" naked, they become multicolored, flat, and no longer posses innards. ~Tokyo Mew Mew; Sailor Moon
If you suddenly turn into a tall, dark, hansom man, listen to your mother and go steal things until you find true love. ~DNAngel
::D::dance:

[Alrenta]

i've learnt that its o.k to throw red and white balls at different animals and its not classed as animal cruety (pokemon)

*goes off to hunt his neighbours cat with a tennis ball painted red and white*

[Loloklo]

Well what I have learned is that:
1. I don't speak Japanese!?
2. There are huge worlds inside people's stomachs - hareguu.
3. If you hit someone successfully they WILL TURN INTO LOGS! - naruto.
4. having red eyes and rolling them is cool but only in anime ::D: - naruto(sharingan).
5. guys between the age of 13-16 have millions of girls but don't know about it.
6. If you die you will be revived in the following episode/season?
7. if you lose 50 liters of blood is ok your body has 250 anyway...-bleach
8. If I take off my glasses and see blurry is not that I have bad sight Is just that I can SEE THE LINES they are just too near- tsuki hime
9. my right hand is the source of all my bad luck I must cut it off -To Aru Majutsu no Index
10. to know a martial art means that I can Jump 20mts in the air and break walls.

[suune]

You can mix beer and champagne. >:3 (Bartender)

[Unknown]

It's epic if you eat potato chips in a dramatic way. [Light Yagami- Death Note]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skfMexjZ4O0

[Dark_Angel]

To Vampires, incest doesn't matter ~ Vampire Knight


THAT^ is so True.

[mikesword]

the japanese word for liqueur.

[Memorix]

Um... that women can hurt people alot?

[Strife]

I have learned that japanese culture is far superior to America's - all

grown men should never dress up like anime characters- anime conventions

[revwest]

American studios can't animate for crap.

[Tofu Drift]

I actually learned a few things on how to drift from Initial D

[revwest]

That super geeks like me get HOT chicks!!

[AniHolic92]

I learned from anime that you should definitely have some belief in superstition [XXX Holic] and be aware of other ppl feelings cuz its not only about control [Loveless and some other shounen ai]