this is a little late but ok...its still funny

[animex09]

this is a pretty funny e-mail I got a couple days ago. enjoy =D


YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7.. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF

Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to.

[Ryuuzaki]

Eh, I only found slight amusement in that. Not sure why I didn't find it funnier, but meh. It's somewhat true, though.

[lilmic]

oh sooooooo funny im not laughing at all im sorry to dissapoint you

[Vakarak]

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



The nine is a lie.




This was very funny +rep.

[Silverleon]

Haha, nice one

[SkY93]

Not that funny but slightly entertaining

[wi_sam]

The nine is a lie.




This was very funny +rep.

Yes indead (8

[Mugen]

I have done nothing on that list.

[Ishlitor]

Dude that was freakin amazing. If you ever get any other stuff like that forward it to me, BronzeDragynRyder@gmail.com, lookin forward to teh funny.

[Vakarak]

I have done nothing on that list.

Lies.


10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.



10 character limit hunh?

[animex09]

it's not as much meant to be funny as to just entertain you. I laugh because I just can't help but laugh too much at everything, lol

[xXWENWENXx]

I don't get it, fraustration hurts my brain... D:

[acelomado]

Yeaahh man that's the truth...
http://www.animefuel.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=1256&pictureid=13954

[Inulove17]

Lol I thought it was funny, a good laugh in the morning ^^

[shadow16]

hahahahahahahahahahaha*falls over laughing* good one love hahahahahahaha

[animex09]

I have a couple others. maybe I'll post them later

[Azmodean]

This was funny ::D: i did 14 and 15 and laughed when i realised i was tricked ::D:

[Mugen]

I have a couple others. maybe I'll post them later

You might as well post them now... lulz waits for no-one

[SmokedBoo]

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF

I have to honestly say that I knew that was coming and yet I still did it. >.>

[suune]

I did what states in #15.

Crap.

[animex09]

I got thisone from myspace

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[ x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total=5

[ ] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow

[x ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.


[x] You just tried to sing them.


[ x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.

[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[x]People have called you slow.

total so far=13

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.

[x ] You just laughed.

total so far=17

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x ]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[X]You use your fingers to do simple math.


total so far=20

[]You have eaten a bug.

[]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket { My Cell Phone I looked for it for like 15min.. it was in my hand}
total so far=23

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.


[x] You break a lot of things.


[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total so far=26

[Silverleon]

Haha, good one as well.
Only 6 applied to me tho.

[carolyn07]

...eeeeeeh!,.

sooo sorry but not funny for me!,.

well,.goodluck in the next post!,.=)♥

[spirit]

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.Never done that. However, I've seen my neighbors doing that constantly.
Or people who call cellphones instead of ringing the door bell -____-"

However, I have talked to someone via IM even though they were like downstairs, next room or even in a front of me. Sometimes, it just seems that talking in text (which is soundless) seems to be a better/easier way to communicate w/ others.

[animaniac]

aww I saw there wasn't a nine and I was pissed and shouting in my head

"I SAW NO NINE!!! WHY TELL ME I DIDN'T NOTICE A NINE GONE WHEN I DID NOTICE IT WAS GONE!!!!"

we don't have a microwave

I never played solitaire

I hate my family

I don't work

I don't like to keep in touch even if they piss me off with e-mails

I don't have a car.

Every commercial on TV doesn't have a website at the bottom

I ain't lived for 20 years or 30 or 60

I don't drink coffee

I wasn't smiling

I wasn't nodding or laughing or agreeing

I'm not passing it nor am plannig to do so

explained

I didn't scroll back up nor did I have to if I did not notice that there wasn't a nine

I'm not laughing at myself

I don't want to pass it to friends

I know I don't want to pass it to them.

[BlueSano]

I have done nothing on that list.

LIEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!.... XD
i found it really funny expecially that i needed a good laugh THANX X!! ^^

ugh.. i found 4 moments X :P

[animex09]

aww I saw there wasn't a nine and I was pissed and shouting in my head

"I SAW NO NINE!!! WHY TELL ME I DIDN'T NOTICE A NINE GONE WHEN I DID NOTICE IT WAS GONE!!!!"

we don't have a microwave

I never played solitaire

I hate my family

I don't work

I don't like to keep in touch even if they piss me off with e-mails

I don't have a car.

Every commercial on TV doesn't have a website at the bottom

I ain't lived for 20 years or 30 or 60

I don't drink coffee

I wasn't smiling

I wasn't nodding or laughing or agreeing

I'm not passing it nor am plannig to do so

explained

I didn't scroll back up nor did I have to if I did not notice that there wasn't a nine

I'm not laughing at myself

I don't want to pass it to friends

I know I don't want to pass it to them.

ok thank you very much.you know you don't need to post a reply to this. its just for fun. if you did nothing or even enjoyed then ok, no need to even reply to this thread