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wi_sam
12-28-2008, 04:28 PM
ok , there is a lot of death note related threads but not a single one offers u the chance to KILL someone you think that his death will make the world a better place (or want someone u want dead him/her dead) ..... so here's the rules , you know what to do ....... LET'S MAKE OUR WORLD A BETTER PLACE !!!


DEATH NOTE

1. The human whose name is written in the note shall die.

2. The note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

3. If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.

4. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.

5. After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

6. The note shall become the property of the human world, once it touches the ground of (arrives in) the human world.

7. The owner of the note can recognize the image and voice of its original owner, i.e. a god of death.

8. The human who uses this note can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.

9. If the time of death is written within 40 seconds after writing the cause of death as a heart attack, the time of death can be manipulated, and the time can go into effect within 40 seconds after writing the name.

10. The human who touches the Death Note can recognize the image and voice of its original owner, a god of death, even if the human is not the owner of the note.

11. The person in possession of the Death Note is possessed by a god of death, its original owner, until they die.

12. If a human uses the note, a god of death usually appears in front of him/her within 39 days after he/she uses the note.

13. Gods of death, the original owners of the Death Note, do not do, in principle, anything which will help or prevent the deaths in the note.

14. A god of death has no obligation to completely explain how to use the note or rules which will apply to the human who owns it.

15. A god of death can extend his life by putting human names on the note, but humans cannot.

16. A person can shorten his or her own life by using the note.

17. The human who becomes the owner of the Death Note can, in exchange of half of his/her remaining life, yet the eyeballs of the god of death which will enable him/her to see a human's name and remaining lifetime when looking through them.

18. A god of death cannot be killed even if stabbed in his heart with a knife or shot in the head with a gun. However, there are ways to kill a god of death, which are not generally known to the gods of death.

19. The conditions for death will not be realized unless it is physically possible for that human or it is reasonably assumed to be carried out by that human.

20. The specific scope of the condition for death is not known to the gods of death, either. So, you must examine and find out.

21. One page taken from the Death Note, or even a fragment of the page, contains the full effects of the note.

22. The instrument to write with can be anything, ( e.g. cosmetics, blood, etc.) as long as it can write directly onto the note and remains as legible letters.

23. Even the original owners of the Death Note, gods of death, do not know much about the note.

24. You may also write the cause and/or details of death prior to filling in the name of the individuals. Be sure to insert the name in front of the written cause of death. You have about 19 days (according to the human calender0 in order to fill in a name.

25. Even if you do not actually possess the Death Note, the effect will be the same if you can recognize the person and his/her name to place in the blank.

26. The Death Note will not affect those under 780 days old.

27. The Death Note will be rendered useless if the victim's name is misspelled four times.

28. "Suicide" is a valid cause of death. Basically, all humans are thought to possess the possibility to commit suicide, it is, therefore, not something "unbelievable to think of".

29. Whether the cause of the individual's death is either a suicide or accident, if the death leads to the death of more than the intended, the person will simply die of a heart attack. This is to ensure that other lives are not influenced.

(ps:i will not tell you where i get this death note so dont ask)

leerock89
12-28-2008, 04:31 PM
George W. Bush death by 10 foot horn shoved through his ass

wi_sam
12-28-2008, 04:34 PM
Fady abo ghelion (a boy lives next door) is going to slip off the stairs and break his nick but wont die untill he go thru hell hehehee

atomsk
12-28-2008, 05:08 PM
hmmm who would i write in a death note

superman hit my meteor

jyuukai
12-28-2008, 05:21 PM
-Patrick Manning
-16th September 2009
-cut into tiny pieces by chainsaw

animegurl7
12-28-2008, 05:26 PM
Frank P
June 25, 2009
Is hit by a bus

Ryuuzaki
12-28-2008, 05:29 PM
(This thread is probably on the verge of being illegal).

Sarah Takahashi
Jan 1, 2009
Choked

jyuukai
12-28-2008, 05:30 PM
(This thread is probably on the verge of being illegal).

Sarah Takahashi
Jan 1, 2009
Choked

Meh, it probably is but I don't live in the US so screw it!

wi_sam
12-28-2008, 05:49 PM
(This thread is probably on the verge of being illegal).


we'r not posting any pictures of anyone and this is only a spam thread so why should it be deleted .

Koopaking
12-28-2008, 09:13 PM
Steve Irwin, from a- oh wait.
Heath Ledger, Octobe- ah never mind.
Bernie Mac, death by- dammit.

Miley Cyrus,
March 17, 2009
Miley is performing a concert as Hannah Montana, after 20 minutes of performing she suddenly commits suicide by stabbing herself through the heart with the microphone stand.

Ryuuzaki
12-28-2008, 09:19 PM
we'r not posting any pictures of anyone and this is only a spam thread so why should it be deleted .

Pictures aren't the problem. The point is, there are many stories (both in Japan and in the US) or kids getting arrested for writing down real people's names inside of a replica Death Note. Most for the reason of conspiracy of murder I believe.

Koopaking
12-28-2008, 09:22 PM
Pictures aren't the problem. The point is, there are many stories (both in Japan and in the US) or kids getting arrested for writing down real people's names inside of a replica Death Note. Most for the reason of conspiracy of murder I believe.

I find these stories very amusing because they don't understand the concept of the Death Note mythos and they assume these things to be "gang hit lists", look some of these news stories up on youtube guys, they are pretty funny.

We really aren't supposed to encourage illegal activities within the forum, but writing people's names down isn't really illegal, and unless you write their cause of death to be "murdered by me" it's not really conspiracy to murder. I don't mind this thread so long as it doesn't get outrageous, but honestly it is kind of dumb to actually write people's names in here you genuinely want killed, it's more fun to make up funny deaths for annoying celebrities.

Mugen
12-28-2008, 09:24 PM
Bill Kaulitz, 'Tokio Hotel,'
January 19th,
Whilst driving home at night from a concert, a hobo will appear in the middle of the road. Bill will get out and the hobo will pin him to the ground violate him over 9000 times. Bill, who is very sensitive, will commit suicide before he arrives home. plz.

jyuukai
12-28-2008, 09:24 PM
Pictures aren't the problem. The point is, there are many stories (both in Japan and in the US) or kids getting arrested for writing down real people's names inside of a replica Death Note. Most for the reason of conspiracy of murder I believe.

This has happened to a few of my friends. They got expelled or suspended

Ryuuzaki
12-28-2008, 09:26 PM
I find these stories very amusing because they don't understand the concept of the Death Note mythos and they assume these things to be "gang hit lists", look some of these news stories up on youtube guys, they are pretty funny.

I agree that it's amusing and stupid, but that still doesn't change the fact this thread could be taken the wrong way.

We really aren't supposed to encourage illegal activities within the forum, but writing people's names down isn't really illegal, and unless you write their cause of death to be "murdered by me" it's not really conspiracy to murder. I don't mind this thread so long as it doesn't get outrageous, but honestly it is kind of dumb to actually write people's names in here you genuinely want killed, it's more fun to make up funny deaths for annoying celebrities.
Fine, fine, you're the admin. ><

leerock89
12-28-2008, 09:27 PM
Steve Irwin, from a- oh wait.
Heath Ledger, Octobe- ah never mind.
Bernie Mac, death by- dammit.

Wow koopa you def. got some huge balls there.

Mugen
12-28-2008, 09:30 PM
Wow koopa you def. got some huge balls there.
I blame 4chan for violating Koopa's innocent mind.

Koopaking
12-28-2008, 09:30 PM
I agree that it's amusing and stupid, but that still doesn't change the fact this thread could be taken the wrong way.


Indeed which is it shall get accosted should any wankers get outrageous.

Guy on the Quaker Oatmeal Box,
Chokes on oatmeal.

Mugen
12-28-2008, 09:32 PM
Aqua Man,
drowns whilst having a bath

Ryuuzaki
12-28-2008, 09:48 PM
Those two fag Alliance players that just ganked me.
Choke on a Hotpocket while playing WoW.

Nightmare
12-28-2008, 10:05 PM
chuck noris
gets a foot shoved so far up his ass his stomach explodes frome the bult up pressure.

Vakarak
12-28-2008, 10:11 PM
Nightmare:-
January 30th 2009 12:13PM
Round~housed by Chuck Norris

Nightmare
12-28-2008, 10:12 PM
Nightmare:-
January 30th 2009 12:13PM
Round~housed by Chuck Norris

But chuck noris is already dead so that can't happen...

analogZero
12-28-2008, 11:05 PM
all people affiliated with the production of death notes and death note subsidiaries.
killed as a result of the bloodiest prepress accident in all of time.

wi_sam
12-29-2008, 12:49 AM
it's more fun to make up funny deaths for annoying celebrities.

yup thats the spirit .

atomsk
12-29-2008, 12:56 AM
all people affiliated with the production of death notes and death note subsidiaries.
killed as a result of the bloodiest prepress accident in all of time.
notion fully seconded

Ryuuzaki
12-29-2008, 01:01 AM
Nightmare:-
January 30th 2009 12:13PM
Round~housed by Chuck Norris

If only that would happen for real...

jyuukai
12-29-2008, 01:06 AM
Rihanna
Impaled with her umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay

wi_sam
01-07-2009, 10:33 PM
Miley Cyrus,
March 17, 2009
Miley is performing a concert as Hannah Montana, after 20 minutes of performing she suddenly commits suicide by stabbing herself through the heart with the microphone stand.


@Tom Cruise
-yesterday
-over fucked by a horse .

@Paris Hilton
-anytime
-skinned alive then die of a heart attack

xXWENWENXx
01-08-2009, 05:06 AM
A indian bitch, lives behind my house who always abuses her dogs and interupts my sleep
9th Jan 2009
Bitten to shreds by her dogs and gets up and jump down her pool.

I'm a Bitch
01-12-2009, 08:04 PM
i cant think of any one i hate enough!!!

wi_sam
01-12-2009, 08:26 PM
i cant think of any one i hate enough!!!

i do ...
madonna
first thing in the morning
a pole goes thru her nose all the way to her ass before a thunder bolt strikes her , burning her big fuckin boobs

Neoliger
01-15-2009, 04:16 PM
Kill some people, eat some people, and freak others out. All is fine by me cause death always finds it's prey.