First Time

[Vakarak]

plz read full. It's not what you think
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time. As you lie back your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

;refuses to be swayed as he

approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses; but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

;more room for an easy

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses

;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful.Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.

[Ryuuzaki]

ROFLMAO! OMG this is so awesome. Made me laugh. xD

[animex09]

Ahahahahahahaha this one was good, I'm going to send it to my friends

[suigintou]

Sex vs. tooth pulling...gee, I dunno which way I'd swing there.

Interesting post.

[Vakarak]

Ahahahahahahaha this one was good, I'm going to send it to my friends

-snaps fingers- that's how i got it.... friends i was cleaning out my chain~mail and it was there staring me in the face

[atomsk]

http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo121/Ladydawgjj08/Graphics/4997993_1.jpg

[xXWENWENXx]

ROFL. This is funny.

[analogZero]

nice, I wish I was pulling teeth right now.

[am0184]

XD! Do i need to say anything else?

[peanup]

Haha. That's hilarious! I was like D: most of the way through it. xD

@atomsk -- that picture cracked me up! It goes so well with this.

[Becca]

hey it's my first time here to, and i could figure out how to post my own so i'm responding to ur's lol:dance:

[leoern]

that was hilarious

[animaniac]

QUESTION!!!!!

How can you shake and nod your head with the dentist's equipment in your mouth? Sounds hard to do.

I'd rather say nope in the open mouth manner.

but hey nice one.

[AyumiBee]

If teeth pulling would be like this XD

[acelomado]

Good to malicious mind.
http://www.animefuel.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=1256&pictureid=13955
You complete me... you are like me...

[jyuukai]

-.- Didn't I send this to you?
But I can't believe that you'd post this here...

-facepalm-

[atomsk]

Haha. That's hilarious! I was like D: most of the way through it. xD

@atomsk -- that picture cracked me up! It goes so well with this.

i seem to be good at that
and yes the picture was apropriate XD
anyway that was fuggin hilarious vak

[Vakarak]

-.- Didn't I send this to you?
But I can't believe that you'd post this here...

-facepalm-

You sent me this three times jyuu but I deleted it right away without reading it. It's only when somebody else sent me it THEN I read it. :P

[Shi-chan]

So Funny! XD

[ylaixVK]

Mwuahha i just love these chains [x Used to get them all the time,-.

[suigintou]

-.- Didn't I send this to you?
But I can't believe that you'd post this here...

-facepalm-

Why the stupid facepalm thing? This is AF, you know, and especially in Club Spam this sort of thing is predictable. I'd be more surprised if this sort of thing didn't show up.

[Nightmare]

ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
sweet post.

[wi_sam]

ROFLOL man, that was sickiningly funny ......XD

[Ishlitor]

OMFG that was fuckin awesome dude. I'm like diein laughin here. My god dude. That was freakin awesome my friend.

[I'm a Bitch]

LMAO!!! that is too funnie! my mind is so dirty!!! :dancing:

[Neoliger]

Dude that was awesome, and I don't say that to everyone-random guy passes-hey that was awesome.

[Vakarak]

This is something good for the newbs to read.

La bump :lightsaber:

[aezgaga]

Rofl XD ah ah soo funny

[tenten24]

wow.... need i say more..

[Anime_Dude]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk26/Anime_Life/funny%20pic/3743.jpg

[SmokedBoo]

Here you go Vak:

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran mine fingers down her spine
I didn't know how but I tried my best
To place my hand upon her breasts
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when she did I felt no shame
All at once the white stuff came
At last I'm finished, it's over now
My first time milking a cow.

[Vakarak]

Here you go Vak:

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran mine fingers down her spine
I didn't know how but I tried my best
To place my hand upon her breasts
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when she did I felt no shame
All at once the white stuff came
At last I'm finished, it's over now
My first time milking a cow.

OMFG lol xD.
I was like cringing through all of that then I reached the end and I felt like a pervert.

[cutieB]

lol that was funny i've seen one like that before so i knew what to exspect in the end. it was good though.

[light91]

HOLY crap that was massed up hahahahah and what SmokedBoo that was funny but i think any one who reades this maaaayyyyy just be a pervert hahahahaha just playing ever one you know you liked it hahahaha xD because i know i did hahahaha lol :p !

[Basil]

oh god, i'm such a pervert.
XD

though, this was pretty funny.
i laughed.
a lot. :3

[AyumiBee]

Nice one SmokedBoo XD

[justblazze]

this is reallly gooood

[illusion]

That was Funny Dude

[SkY93]

That was really good never heard that one before

[wi_sam]

Resurrection.